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Save The Planet; Kill The Farting Cows
Topic Started: Jan 21 2007, 04:23 PM (252 Views)
AbidinHim
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A new UN report.

http://www.capoliticalnews.com/s/spip.php?article88
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Condor
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OK, it's my duty. To save the world - steak tonight!
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Culture Warrior
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GOOD ONE RON!

Condor, what kinda beer ya need for this cookout! Or do I need to make a stop to get some Crown?

STEAKS ON AT CONDOR'S GRILL! :banana-man:
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had burgers tonight....I'll do my part!!!

Thanks for the info Ron - you think Gore will comment?
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Culture Warrior,Jan 21 2007
09:16 PM
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GOOD ONE RON!

Condor, what kinda beer ya need for this cookout! Or do I need to make a stop to get some Crown?

STEAKS ON AT CONDOR'S GRILL! :banana-man:

Get me some of that amber kind with a taste of hops, please.
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Just in case someone wants a sandwich instead of the steak:

Sandwich Bar
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Condor,Jan 21 2007
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Culture Warrior,Jan 21 2007
09:16 PM
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GOOD ONE RON!

Condor, what kinda beer ya need for this cookout!  Or do I need to make a stop to get some Crown?

STEAKS ON AT CONDOR'S GRILL!  :banana-man:

Get me some of that amber kind with a taste of hops, please.

GOOD CHOICE!

That would be the Angry American Amber Ale :D
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All these studies and theories they come up with. I wonder if they know how ridiculous they appear? Nahhhh!!!!
Pretty soon they'll be telling us all the bike riders revolving feet on the pedals is causing the world to spin on it's axis. Yeah like that could happen.
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You want to know where all the CO2 is coming from?

MAN!

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PLANT A TREE, SAVE A PLANET.
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I love a good fart.

Beer and chili!







CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED
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Culture Warrior,Jan 22 2007
05:49 AM
You want to know where all the CO2 is coming from?

MAN!

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PLANT A TREE, SAVE A PLANET. [/QUOTE]
Don't you mean, plant a liberal, save the planet?
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Condor,Jan 21 2007
11:22 PM
Just in case someone wants a sandwich instead of the steak:

Sandwich Bar

HEY!!! That durn site called me a QUEEN after I fixed my sammich. It was an all-american sandwich too ... and I AIN'T NO DANG QUEEN DOUBLE-DANG-DANGIT!!!
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Toothless Dawg,Jan 22 2007
04:26 PM
Condor,Jan 21 2007
11:22 PM
Just in case someone wants a sandwich instead of the steak:

Sandwich Bar

HEY!!! That durn site called me a QUEEN after I fixed my sammich. It was an all-american sandwich too ... and I AIN'T NO DANG QUEEN DOUBLE-DANG-DANGIT!!!

That site gave me gas!!!
I wonder if we could hook a cow up to the intake system of a car and drive it. Hmmm... I'm gonna call the UN. Yay I might save the planet!!!!
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nah nah nah nah nah nah Abidinhim - if ya wanna be a Planet Saver here's what ya do

KILL the Planet-Destroyin beer fart makin Wheat!
SPARE the Chili Cow!
BAN the Bean!

- has a much more sensible ring to it.





CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED
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GRITS,Jan 22 2007
03:01 PM
I love a good fart.

Beer and chili!







CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED

Heck, beer.......

Well that pretty much gives gas right there :lol:

And there's nothing wrong with a little "natural gas"
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Sounds like a good place for a joke;

"A cow, Al Gore, Hillary, Nancy Pelosi, a reporter for the MSM, and a Mullah get in an elevator!!!"

Question; "Who has more gas?"

Answer: "The cow gets off on the next floor gagging!!!"
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I wonder what chickens do to cause global warming. I just had a breast and a wing :biglol:
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gobblerblaster,Feb 8 2007
06:16 PM
I wonder what chickens do to cause global warming. I just had a breast and a wing :biglol:

Ever eat an egg????????????
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I just heard that the reason mr. green Al Gore looks so much fatter than he used to;

He is holding his breath a lot of the time on order to cut down on carbon based green house gases.

Evidently the Oscar and Al Gore both are now gods of the political movement called the Oscar awards.

Thanks,

Duke
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I just heard on the news that Mr. Gore used more electricity in August than an ordinary American house uses in a year. Something like 64,000 KWH! We used 20,945 KWH in a 12 month period since 10/11/04. We are pretty heavy users and Mr. Save The Planet Gore used THREE TIMES what we did. What is he using all of those grow lights for anyway? His carbon footprint makes him the carbon Sasquatch of the human realm! He says he is remodeling to install photo cells. That won't make him use less energy, just get it from another place. Think of all the environmental harm done in the production of all those photo cells! In a few years, they will fail and have to be destroyed or placed in a landfill. What does that do for our environment?
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Well. It makes it interesting for the future treasure hunters walking around with those metal detectors..

Culture Warrior
That thing with the Chicken and the egg was pretty raw :plaf:
The farts from pickled eggs probably the worst on the enviroment, I still don't know how we compare to fartin Cows though. I am surprised that a man who single handedly invented the Inter-net couldn't come up with a good fart detector. That might be what he uses Tipper for.

I know I know , Us men are a little juevinile at times
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