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For the spelling and grammer NAZI's; Can you read this?
Topic Started: Jan 15 2007, 11:16 AM (227 Views)
Condor
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Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed
tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
>rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.
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I read it. Made since to me but them I am an oddball. :plaf:
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Liberals seem to fall back to beiing spelling or grammer NAZI's when they are losing a debate. They forget that the objective is communications, not getting through the sixth grade. You may want to copy that into a document to use when a lib attacks your spelling or grammer.
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I don't have any liberal friends. They are off limits to me. :gun2:
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Condor,Jan 15 2007
10:28 AM
Liberals seem to fall back to beiing spelling or grammer NAZI's when they are losing a debate. They forget that the objective is communications, not getting through the sixth grade. You may want to copy that into a document to use when a lib attacks your spelling or grammer.

This only works if you know what the word is and the CORRECT spelling. Your mind is an amazing thing and will correct the spelling on it's own.

While I believe that words and grammar are important, even more so with written comments/statements, this lib tactic has been used many times. It is another form of, "when you can't dispute the facts, attack the messenger". This is a typical lib tactic along with "can't we agree to disagree?".
Most of the time the meaning of what is being said (communication) is obvious even when the spelling and or grammer are incorrect.
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Noca merasal lo wed.
Cany our e adthis? I fsoyo urea dangoleh omow ithab raintu mor.
Mymo mwo recomb atbo otsbu tyo urmo mwo reabe ardand stoo dupt opee.
Istha tap ipe inyo urpo cket ora reyo uju stgla dtos eeme?
Wa samat tay ouca ntre aden glishyodan gmor oni tisa sha mew hencou sin smarry.

(excerpt from "Sects and Romans")
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oops - I may have given Sunshine permanent brain damage - sorry

this is an ancient marriage ceremony of a Roman Sect Sunshine - in Etruscan not latin
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before there was pig latin there was Etro-latin

no biggie Sunshine - none of them got it either or they'd answer in Etro-latin
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A nyo newhoc anre adthis canha vem ytr uck.
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
03:02 PM
Noca merasal lo wed.
Cany our e adthis?  I fsoyo urea dangoleh omow ithab raintu mor.
Mymo mwo recomb atbo otsbu tyo urmo mwo reabe ardand stoo dupt opee.
Istha tap ipe inyo urpo cket ora reyo uju stgla dtos eeme?
Wa samat tay ouca ntre aden glishyodan gmor oni tisa sha mew hencou sin smarry.

(excerpt from  "Sects and Romans")

Warning! Warning! Cranial Breach in T-10 seconds





BOOM
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
01:36 PM
A nyo newhoc anre adthis canha vem ytr uck.

What kind of truck???
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Toothless Dawg,Jan 15 2007
03:05 PM
GRITS,Jan 15 2007
01:36 PM
A nyo newhoc anre adthis canha vem ytr uck.

What kind of truck???

Ehwa dash owof af ordof cour sebu titdo esnt ha vea neng i neora setow he elsbu ti iw ontchar geyo umu chfors to rageunt ilyo uco megetit.
Yat ho ught ya hadm edid n tya?

ha ha don't tell em how it works

I love the sound of explodin heads. :garfield:
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
03:20 PM
Toothless Dawg,Jan 15 2007
03:05 PM
GRITS,Jan 15 2007
01:36 PM
A nyo newhoc anre adthis canha vem ytr uck.

What kind of truck???

Ehwa dash owof af ordof cour sebu titdo esnt ha vea neng i neora setow he elsbu ti iw ontchar geyo umu chfors to rageunt ilyo uco megetit.
Yat ho ught ya hadm edid n tya?

ha ha don't tell em how it works

I love the sound of explodin heads. :garfield:

:lol: :lol: :lol: At least its a Ford, I was worried you'd say it was a Chevy and I KNOW they don't make trucks!!! Even being a Ford, without an engine or wheels it doesn't have any GoPower ... hahahaha thought you had ME didn't ya!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol:
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Noca merasal lo wed.
Cany our e adthis?  I fsoyo urea dangoleh omow ithab raintu mor.
Mymo mwo recomb atbo otsbu tyo urmo mwo reabe ardand stoo dupt opee.
Istha tap ipe inyo urpo cket ora reyo uju stgla dtos eeme?
Wa samat tay ouca ntre aden glishyodan gmor oni tisa sha mew hencou sin smarry.

(excerpt from  "Sects and Romans")


Yes, I can read most of this....but I got stuck on : angoleh omo The rest all made sense to me - brain tumor or not....
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dangoleh omo


BSB,

Try this ... dang ole homo

It messed my mind up a bit til I remembered the Gritty one posts a lot of Dang ol dangs

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:
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Ohfoo etidont ne verha venofun nom oreimgon nagoe atso medan go leco okera chas n owd angit.

So mebo dygop ullsun shi neoff thedan go lew alldan git.
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Toothless Dawg,Jan 15 2007
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dangoleh omo


BSB,

Try this ... dang ole homo

It messed my mind up a bit til I remembered the Gritty one posts a lot of Dang ol dangs

:rotfl: :rotfl: :rotfl:

AHHH!! Thanks - I thought the d went with read!!!! makes sense now!! WELL, sotra :huh: :huh:
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
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Ohfoo etidont ne verha venofun nom oreimgon nagoe atso medan go leco okera chas n owd angit.

So mebody gop ullsun shi neoff thedan go lew alldan git.

Sunshine likes to climb the walls..... :lol:
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yoohooooooooooooooooooo...... Sunshine

Ifiha d cornson myto esifi hadcor nson myto eswha tafa ith fu lth ankf ulgi rlid be.

Now everybody sing along.

(somebody mop up Hick's brain its gross)
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Rome o rome owher e fo rart tho uro meo.

Th ankgaw d forb ackligh tingju liet isreal lyju les! Nowo n der the ylock hi mupst a irs!
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
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Rome o rome owher e fo rart tho uro meo.

Th ankgaw d forb ackligh tingju liet isreal lyju les! Nowo n der the ylock hi mupst a irs!

EEWWW grosser than Hicks brains!!
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
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Rome o rome owher e fo rart tho uro meo.

Th ankgaw d forb ackligh tingju liet isreal lyju les! Nowo n der the ylock hi mupst a irs!

Did you forget to take your medication today ????? :plaf: :comfort:
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Sunshine,Jan 15 2007
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
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Rome o rome owher e fo rart tho uro meo.

Th ankgaw d forb ackligh tingju liet isreal lyju les! Nowo n der the ylock hi mupst a irs!

Did you forget to take your medication today ????? :plaf: :comfort:

I thimk I mook too tuch.

Don't tell her BSB................
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
01:36 PM
A nyo newhoc anre adthis canha vem ytr uck.

I ca nrea di tde live ri ttoc alif? you rtruc kim ean.
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All this trouble fer a ferd.
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Grits,

Thanks dude, you gave my brain its daily exercise today ... now I'm tired and falling asleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep ........... :cool dude:
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GRITS,Jan 15 2007
03:20 PM
(se)bu titdo esnt ha vea neng i neora setow he elsbu ti iw ontchar geyo umu chfors to rageunt ilyo uco megetit.


I love the sound of explodin heads. :garfield:

gotta read it all Sandylee
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Sandylee,Jan 15 2007
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I ca nrea di tde live ri ttoc alif?  you rtruc kim ean.

In Etruria this means; Drop your knickers Sammy? I'm banana oil monkeys.

properly -

Ic-anre-ad-itdeli-verit-tocal-if?  y-ourt-ruc-kime-an.

Sit on my face?  $25 dollars please.

no no no no no!

masculine declarative....
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Condor,Jan 15 2007
10:16 AM
Don't even think about using spell check!!!!!!!!



fi yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed
tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can.


i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was
rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a
>rscheearch
at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a
wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be
in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll
raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I
awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs forwrad it.

It IS amazing.
I breezed right through it.
Now if it were the right way I would have to read it slower.

Like I did this before I posted it. HOLY COW!!
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