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Kerryisms:
Topic Started: Jan 12 2007, 04:00 PM (211 Views)
meangene
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Kerryisms:

"I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it."
- John Kerry - New York Times

I will stand up and struggle, as others have, to try to get that right balance between violence, and sex, and things.
- John Kerry - ABC News

"The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country."

- John F. Kerry



"This president always makes decisions late after things have happened that could have been different had the president made a different decision earlier."

- John Kerry in Washington Post



I don't own an SUV,'' said Kerry, who supports increasing existing fuel economy standards to 36 miles per gallon by 2015 in order to reduce the nation's dependence on foreign oil supplies.

Kerry thought for a second when asked whether his wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, had a Suburban at their Ketchum, Idaho, home. Kerry said he owns and drives a Dodge 600 and recently bought a Chrysler 300M. He said his wife owns the Chevrolet SUV.

"The family has it. I don't have it,'' he said.
- John Kerry - Guardian Unlimited

"If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure."

- John F. Kerry



"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is 'to be prepared'."

- John F. Kerry



"I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future."

- John F. Kerry



"The future will be better tomorrow."

- John F. Kerry



"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world."

- John F. Kerry



"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made."

- John F. Kerry



"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe."

- John F. Kerry



"Public speaking is very easy."

- John F. Kerry



"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls."

- John F. Kerry



"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur."

- John F. Kerry



"For NASA, space is still a high priority."

- John F. Kerry



"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children."

- John F. Kerry



"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."

- John F. Kerry



"It's time for the human race to enter the solar system."

- John F. Kerry

"I am for raising that minimum wage. But you have to do it a rate where you're not creating upheaval in the economy. But in many public places, we have living wages already being put in place. … So I am very much in favor of individual efforts—federal government and others—moving to help create the ability for people on the wage to be able to make it and do better. But within the private sector, I think we have to ratchet it up at a rate that is acceptable to the marketplace so we don't have an economic dislocation. But we have to start to get people able to earn more."

- John F. Kerry
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That's what you call getting your tongue engaged before your brain gets in gear. smiley-libs-suck-flag
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With the presidential campaign starting to gear up I'm reminded of a quote from that great American orator Yogi Berra, "This is like deja vu all over again."

Good post Gene. :rotfl:
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After reading all these things he said, it struck me that he needs to sue his college because it is apparent they did not do well teaching him and yet he wants to make comments about "no edumukasion git's yu stuk in Irak".
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Don't forget he is also a master deebater. Gotta be careful there.
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I've watched him a couple of times and I have never been impressed with his skills.
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Last year for Christmas, my friend (another Bush supporter) got me the daily calendar called Bushisms. Every day we would read the quote and say, I know what he means!!!!! or "What is wrong with that one?" Kerryisms though, I can figure his out too - The difference - Bush's are honorable - Kerry's are double talk. Someone should tell him he is a bad liar and should cut it out, already.
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bsb006,Jan 13 2007
01:33 AM
Someone should tell him he is a bad liar and should cut it out, already.

I think our military did a very good job of doing that on his recent visit to Iraq, by avoiding him and having him eat at the table alone. :)
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Almtnman,Jan 13 2007
06:56 AM
bsb006,Jan 13 2007
01:33 AM
Someone should tell him he is a bad liar and should cut it out, already.

I think our military did a very good job of doing that on his recent visit to Iraq, by avoiding him and having him eat at the table alone. :)

Yeah, James, I still laugh over that! Got what was coming to him , IMHO! :bf2:

BTW, love your new avatar!
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Carolina Sue,Jan 13 2007
11:11 AM

BTW, love your new avatar!

I have a program that I installed on here a year or so back that I have been playing with the last month and having a ball with making new animations. :cool dude:
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ROCKY TOP,Jan 12 2007
07:27 PM
Don't forget he is also a master deebater. Gotta be careful there.

You miss-spelled that. You meant master'bater, didn't you?
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Almtnman,Jan 13 2007
06:56 AM
bsb006,Jan 13 2007
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Someone should tell him he is a bad liar and should cut it out, already.

I think our military did a very good job of doing that on his recent visit to Iraq, by avoiding him and having him eat at the table alone. :)

Gotta love the Military !!!!!!! smiley-patriotic-flag-wave smiley-patriotic-flag-wave
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Condor,Jan 13 2007
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ROCKY TOP,Jan 12 2007
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Don't forget he is also a master deebater.    Gotta be careful there.

You miss-spelled that. You meant master'bater, didn't you?

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Condor,Jan 13 2007
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ROCKY TOP,Jan 12 2007
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Don't forget he is also a master deebater.    Gotta be careful there.

You miss-spelled that. You meant master'bater, didn't you?

I was sick the day they taught spelling in school. :)
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Next time you go to the store for groceries, buy Hunt's ketchup! Make sure you read the label for pickles and relish, too!
A wealthy wife who grows rich because of condiments we put on a hot dog! Kind of makes you want to puke!
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And this nation was this || close to electing that asshat?

Man, we would have been in a heap of trouble....

"I gonna pull our troops out of Iraq, but then we're gonna have to put them back in"

"We have to solve the problem with North Korea militarily, after we resolve it diplomatically"

"I'm gonna go talk to the Iranians, they may have a solution on what to do about Iraq"

"I think it may be best to talk to bin Ladin, to see if we can resolve our disputes with him"

"We've got a plan for the medical insurance problem"

"We've got a plan for the plan, after the plan has been discussed, and we plan for a discussion about the plan, and discuss the....by the way, did you know I'm a war hero....I'm reporting for duty....but we need to send more troops in Iraq....but if Cindy tells me not to, then I'll keep them here...no she wants them all back....Theresa! Theresa- you've been putting way too much caffene in my coffee again, haven't you" :coffee:

....all tongue in cheek - none of these are real quotes (except maybe the one about Iran).....but may very well have been......
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May not be exactly right, but all to close to the truth.
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meangene,Jan 12 2007
07:24 PM
After reading all these things he said, it struck me that he needs to sue his college because it is apparent they did not do well teaching him and yet he wants to make comments about "no edumukasion git's yu stuk in Irak".

LMAOTF!!!!!!!! HOLY CRAP those are funny.

Gene how you doing pal? GOOD point maybe he should sue them! They failed to teach an idiot yet they gave him a diploma! Sounds like breach of contract to me.
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Almtnman,Jan 12 2007
07:14 PM
That's what you call getting your tongue engaged before your brain gets in gear. smiley-libs-suck-flag

I think he has a bad clutch. The motor runs but doesn't go anywhere.
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