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The Democrats now promise,; "A New Direction For America"
Topic Started: Jan 2 2007, 01:26 PM (175 Views)
Almtnman
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The Democrats now promise,

"A New Direction For America"

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The stock market is at a new all-time high and America's 401K's are back.
A new direction from there means, what?

Unemployment is at 25 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Oil prices are plummeting.
A new direction from there means, what?

Taxes are at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Federal tax revenues are at all-time highs.
A new direction from there means, what?

The Federal deficit is down almost 50%, just as predicted over last year.
A new direction from there means, what?

Home valuations are up 200% over the past 3.5 years.
A new direction from there means, what?

Inflation is in check, hovering at 20 year lows.
A new direction from there means, what?

Not a single terrorist attack on US soil since 9/11/01.
A new direction from there means, what?

Osama bin Laden is living under a rock in a dark cave, having not surfaced in years, if he's alive at all, while 95% of Al Queda's top dogs are either dead or in custody, cooperating with US Intel. A new direction from there means, what?

Several major terrorist attacks already thwarted by US and British Intel, including the recent planned attack involving 10 Jumbo Jets being exploded in mid-air over major US cities in order to celebrate the anniversary of the 9/11/01 attacks.
A new direction from there means, what?

Just as President Bush foretold us on a number of occasions, Iraq was to be made "ground zero" for the war on terrorism -- and just as President Bush said they would, terrorist cells from all over the region are arriving from the shadows of their hiding places and flooding into Iraq in order to get their faces blown off by US Marines rather than boarding planes and heading to the United States to wage war on us here.
A new direction from there means, what?

Now let me see, do I have this right? I can expect:

The economy to go South
Illegals to go North
Taxes to go Up
Employment to go Down
Terrorism to come In
Tax breaks to go Out
Social Security to go away
Health Care to go the same way gas prices have gone

But what the heck !

I can gain comfort by knowing that Nancy P, Hillary C, John K, Edward K, Howard D, Harry R and Obama have worked hard to create a comprehensive National Security Plan, Health Care Plan, Immigration Reform Plan, Gay Rights Plan, Same Sex Marriage Plan, Abortion On Demand Plan, Tolerance of Everyone and Everything Plan, How to Return all Troops to the U.S. in The Next Six Months Plan, A Get Tough Plan, adapted from the French Plan by the same name and a How Everyone Can Become as Wealthy as We Are Plan. I forgot the No More Katrina Storm Plan.


Now I know why I feel good after the elections.
I am going to be able to sleep so much better at nights knowing these dedicated politicians are thinking of me and my welfare.
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Yep. it is a new direction OK. As fast as they can run too. More making and buying the future of minority voters so that they can stay in power.
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like I said over in the Lizard Lounge - I am disgusted with the way the country is going.....but the dems are going take further in the way I am disgusted with...........
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Yep, thirty years of liberals in power and the commode is full!
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That direction I'm afraid will be the wrong way. Who will they blame it on then?
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Condor,Jan 2 2007
01:48 PM
Yep, thirty years of liberals in power and the commode is full!

You mean the whole septic tank don't you??? :rolleyes:


AbidinHim - they will say it is a result of the failed Bush policies and they didn't get in power in time to save it............
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AbidinHim - they will say it is a result of the failed Bush policies and they didn't get in power in time to save it............

we think alike. B)
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So SwanJ, we need a toon of a harried President Bush flushing a commode full of you kow what with a worried look on his face and something like "Thirty years for them to fill it and only eight years for me to flush it".
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AbidinHim,Jan 2 2007
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bsb006,Jan 2 2007
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AbidinHim - they will say it is a result of the failed Bush policies and they didn't get in power in time to save it............

we think alike. B)

My father has already started the excuses......and they are not even officially in yet :blink:
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From www.lucianne.com ---

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Democrat leadership waits for something to happen in the first 100 hours

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TD, I look at that picture and it does remind me of them. It's as if they're standing there looking around thinking, "who do we blame now. who do we pin all the problems on now?"
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Almtnman,Jan 5 2007
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TD, I look at that picture and it does remind me of them. It's as if they're standing there looking around thinking, "who do we blame now. who do we pin all the problems on now?"

Exactly ... lets have a meeting and discuss successful programs of the last 7 years that we can take credit for
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Didn't they promise ethics to be restored? Aren't they on the ethics committee?
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I'm wondering if they plan on flying the U.N., French, White Flag, Hammer and sicle, or the American flag, but just upside down?

I know stupid question, they'll use the American flag right side up, that way they can claim to be patriots, "seee weee kept the flaaag."

Thanks,

Duke
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