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| Tweet Topic Started: Dec 31 2006, 01:43 PM (233 Views) | |
| GRITS | Dec 31 2006, 01:43 PM Post #1 |
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Cause I know there aint no way dang ole swan can make no dang ole stickaroach besides I like dang ole cockerroaches cause my dang ole dog be snappin em up like M&Ms and I said dang ole stupid ole dang ole dog you be dang ole nasty porch lizard eatin them nasty dang ole things so I tried me one and that there dang ole yella stuff that pops out when ya dang ole bite down tastes like cheesecake kinda sweet and all dang ole mutt growls at me whenever he sees me eyeballin them dang ole cockerroaches now dang ole stinkin mutt thinks he owns the dang ole place |
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| countrymouse | Dec 31 2006, 01:46 PM Post #2 |
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| GRITS | Dec 31 2006, 01:59 PM Post #3 |
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dang ole mouse gonna need dang ole surgery if I keep this dang ole stuff up I better dang ole shut up now dang it |
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| GRITS | Jan 1 2007, 02:15 PM Post #4 |
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Cookerachas should be above dang ole ticks. |
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| countrymouse | Jan 1 2007, 02:36 PM Post #5 |
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now grits whena tick season cum around well sir we goes to havin' us a tick collectin' contest sees who can cum home with the most ticks at the end o' the day 'cuz ya' know we was homeskoolin' 'n all an' well we just figgered it was just as good a way fer the girls to lern themselves how to count an' well it wurked perty dern good 'cuz we could add 'em up an' then we could learn how to do that there subtraction stuff by taken one away an' flushin' it down that there contraption in the water closet an' see they done learned perty good 'bout that there 'rithma-tick |
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| bsb006 | Jan 1 2007, 02:46 PM Post #6 |
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Cookerachas are worse than ticks.... |
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| GRITS | Jan 1 2007, 03:16 PM Post #7 |
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You can drop your captured ticks on a warm plate and have lots of good tick races when there ain't nothing good on TV too. Now your Cookerachas can outrun any dang ole tick - plus they're big enough that ya can paint your favorite NASCAR numbers on their back. My Mark Martin Cookeracha can beat any of yall to the checkered flag anytime. |
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| Tami65 | Jan 1 2007, 05:41 PM Post #8 |
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That is hilarious.
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| countrymouse | Jan 1 2007, 10:37 PM Post #9 |
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well now grits ya' see ain't never hardly nuthin' good on tv 'cept maybe that there nature channel an' i'sa thinkin' if yer dang ole stupid ole dang ole cockerroach eatin' dog be eatin' all yer dang ole cockerroaches well ya' see then yer ole dang ole mark martin cockerroach well he's just gonna be a dang ole dog treat an' well see my tick's gonna be sittin' on the back o' yer dang ole dog just laughin' his butt off an' fillin' his belly an' well you know them dang ole ticks get to be up to 600 times their unfed size an' i figer that there #6'll fit just fine on his back just so long as ya' don't go puttin' no stinkin' ole #24 on there or well i'd just have to stick a lit cigarette to that one! |
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| GRITS | Jan 2 2007, 02:34 AM Post #10 |
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You betcha Tami - never trust anyone who has no sense of humor (even a screwball one like mine) or who never laughs. Hooah - dang ole fatso dang ole dawg boofayin tick aint nothin but a dang ole fatso butterball roll em in the corner cuz they so dang ole fat they cant move no how. Might as well dang ole paint em up like a checkerboard and stick they fat dang ole self on the dang ole finishline dang it. |
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| countrymouse | Jan 2 2007, 07:20 AM Post #11 |
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well, reckon tho least my tick done made it to the finish line! :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Herb | Jan 2 2007, 02:11 PM Post #12 |
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if'n it aint big nough for a 48, i done want anythang to do with it. NASCAR!!! My grandpa used to pull the full ticks offen the dogs an kids and put them on a hot wood stove. sure was fun to watch em pop, sounded pretty neat too.
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| GRITS | Jan 2 2007, 02:18 PM Post #13 |
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Until grandma came in. VIRGIL!!! Are you putting dirty ticks on my clean stove again!!!!! Kids and gramps head for the door - dang young hooligans. |
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