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| "Dumb" questions; Afraid to ask? I'm not! | |
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| TG'sGirl | Mar 21 2007, 03:25 PM Post #241 |
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I love this new topic! All Y'all are so funny! Hey, here's one, Anyone know the difference between the Grim reaper and the Ferryman?  And how come you can train a cat to come to a whistle, but teaching a dog to come to "Here kitty-kitty" is so difficult? Did my brain get sqwished when the horse stepped on my head?
 If you know the answers I'd love to know them.TGG. 
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| Duke | Mar 21 2007, 07:33 PM Post #242 |
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Do ya'll walk to work or carry your lunches? |
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| Ali | Mar 21 2007, 10:21 PM Post #243 |
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Can't tell you how many times I've heard a kid say; "it wasn't my fault! The roads were icy"!! |
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| bsb006 | Mar 21 2007, 10:26 PM Post #244 |
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Can you cry under water? |
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| Sunshine | Mar 22 2007, 01:52 PM Post #245 |
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Yes, but I would highly recommend you swim underwater instead of crying. 
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| Carolina Sue | Mar 22 2007, 02:22 PM Post #246 |
 
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I can if I want to. A song said I could! :lol:   
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| Duke | Mar 22 2007, 02:37 PM Post #247 |
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Short test.... How deep is the ocean? True___. or False__. Did people crying under water make it so salty? |
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| Duke | Mar 22 2007, 02:41 PM Post #248 |
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There's something I do underwater in the ocean a whole lot more than cry. Stay away from the salty yellow waves !!! To read,,, left click hold and highlight, that still doesn't mean you should read it, it's all random thoughts or maybe actions??? |
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| bsb006 | Mar 22 2007, 02:44 PM Post #249 |
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EWWWWWWW |
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| Duke | Mar 22 2007, 02:48 PM Post #250 |
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Eeeeyaaah !!! I can smell the oceaaan ! Get your "yellow resistant suits" on ! Hey, just be glad I'm not saying get your brown suits on!!! I am getting old, you know. 
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| Herb | Mar 22 2007, 03:35 PM Post #251 |
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Only if it is your party. The song says so. No one cries at my parties. |
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| Sunshine | Mar 22 2007, 03:59 PM Post #252 |
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Why is it that everytime I go swimming I have to go tinkle all the time ?
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| Duke | Mar 22 2007, 06:07 PM Post #253 |
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I have a question would anybody eeever invite Sunshine or I into your hot tub or even swimming pool after this ??? I DON'T THIIINK SO ! I was talking about the ocean and lakes just to clear things up on that. Sunshine will have to speak for herself. What color do you get when you mix blue and yellow? That's right green, stay away from the green section of the pooool !!! |
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| Sunshine | Mar 22 2007, 07:01 PM Post #254 |
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I'll let you guess on that one. 
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| bsb006 | Mar 23 2007, 02:58 AM Post #255 |
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How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage? |
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| Duke | Mar 23 2007, 11:04 AM Post #256 |
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What should one say? Oh yes this; Ooout of the poool ! and no hot tub ford ju!!! ( said in the voice of the Soup Nazi) |
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| bsb006 | Mar 23 2007, 12:46 PM Post #257 |
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If I had a pool or hot tub, I would only invite you two when they were closed for the season!!! |
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| Duke | Mar 23 2007, 01:56 PM Post #258 |
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See Sunshine, now they think I pee in pools and hot tubs too.
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| bsb006 | Mar 24 2007, 01:00 AM Post #259 |
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What disease did cured ham actually have? |
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| Sunshine | Mar 24 2007, 01:20 AM Post #260 |
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You and I are going to have to wear a waterproof diaper.
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| Sunshine | Mar 24 2007, 01:27 AM Post #261 |
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Why is it called. "Tourist Season," if we can't shoot at them ? |
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| bsb006 | Mar 26 2007, 01:42 PM Post #262 |
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How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered? |
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| Toothless Granny | Mar 28 2007, 09:17 AM Post #263 |
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Ever been to the grocery store and have the "bag boy" ask where you were parked? My husband calmly looked the "bag boy" in the eyes and said........"Outside".
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| Toothless Dawg | Mar 28 2007, 11:30 AM Post #264 |
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Were Minnie Pearl and Junior Sample Country Hams? |
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| Sunshine | Mar 28 2007, 01:05 PM Post #265 |
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Why don't parrots have teeth? I asked my parrot but she just looked at me and would not answer me. |
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| Herb | Mar 28 2007, 02:44 PM Post #266 |
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Anyone that has ever been bitten by a Parrot will tell you they have 2 teeth and know how to use them. Been there, done that, don't want to do it again. |
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| Sunshine | Apr 1 2007, 10:15 PM Post #267 |
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Why does the hair on my legs grow back darker when I shave my legs ? By the way I shave my legs everyday and under my arms. |
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| Duke | Apr 3 2007, 01:21 AM Post #268 |
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Sunshine, Start shaving your face and when the darker stubble starts appearing you won't have to shave your arm pits or legs anymore, because all people will look at is the ever darkening stubble on your face. Note; My apologies to any females that may actually have real problems with hair growing on your faces other than buuushy eyebrows, it was a joke. Thanks to the PC crowd, now, you can't even let it grow and make a living as the bearded lady at the Fair !!! May be ya'll could get more mad at them than me.  "Fuzzy face, I love you" Duke |
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| Sunshine | Apr 4 2007, 10:55 PM Post #269 |
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Should I wear socks that match my shoes or my shirt. |
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| Condor | Apr 5 2007, 12:29 AM Post #270 |
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Don't know about you, but men's socks should match the shoes or the pants. That is why I wear white tube socks these days. |
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| Sunshine | Apr 5 2007, 05:36 AM Post #271 |
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So you must wear white shoes or white pants all the time. Right ? |
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| Toothless Dawg | Apr 5 2007, 07:08 AM Post #272 |
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In New York or New Jersey, is You-Tube called Youse-Tube??? |
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| Condor | Apr 5 2007, 08:44 AM Post #273 |
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That is why retirement is so nice. Never anyone to impress and if anyone criticizes, you just walk away. |
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| Toothless Dawg | Apr 5 2007, 11:54 AM Post #274 |
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When I first retired and prior to returning to work, my uniform of the day consisted of flip flops (no socks), jeans shorts, and the gaudiest red/yellow/white/blue/black/ and whatever hawaiian aloha shirt. Bikers would come up to me and shake my hand and laughing tell me, "way to go, shove right back at them" !!!! I still have my shirt but don't get to wear it that often ... looking forward to it being my uniform again ... |
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| legitlinda | Apr 5 2007, 12:36 PM Post #275 |
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 That's funny! You don't know how long it took us to stop saying that! My grandkids say I still say it, but I've modified it, instead of youse I say ya's! I'm still working on: Turn on the light. New York it's.......open the light... Turn off the light. New York it's.......shut the light...
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| Toothless Dawg | Apr 5 2007, 02:06 PM Post #276 |
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My family is from Nashville TN and its always been 'Shut the light ... Open the light' with them too. I was shocked the first time my wife (Brooklyn and Long Island) told me to shut the light. It still gives me a double take ... |
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| bsb006 | Apr 5 2007, 02:11 PM Post #277 |
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In Pa - we "turn on" the lights - but "shut" them off.... We can't make up our minds about that either..... <_< |
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| Sunshine | Apr 6 2007, 12:43 AM Post #278 |
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Why are commercials louder than the television show? |
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| Duke | Apr 7 2007, 07:34 PM Post #279 |
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I heard this earlier by a comic; "Should missing Transvestites' pictures be put on cartons of Half and Half?" |
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| Duke | Apr 8 2007, 03:00 AM Post #280 |
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What would a boss have to say if someone actually did this phone call?; Employee; Hello boss I won't be in today, I have "anal gloucoma". Suspicious boss; What is thaaat !? Employee; I can't see my butt coming in to work today.
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