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"Dumb" questions; Afraid to ask? I'm not!
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 30 2006, 03:49 PM (3,865 Views)
Duke	Jan 18 2007, 06:12 PM Post #201
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Almtnman,Jan 13 2007 02:49 PM If you're standing at the north pole, would there still be a direction to the north? Yep, for the rest of us that ain't there with you.



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 19 2007, 02:00 AM Post #202
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	Herb,Jan 18 2007 10:30 AM Sunshine,Jan 18 2007 01:52 AM CorsicanRedneck,Jan 18 2007 01:31 AM How come liberals love free speech but try to shut non-liberals up? <_< Because liberals don't live in Reality. Why is it that the same people that are for abortion on demand are against the death penalty? That IS a great question!!



Almtnman	Jan 19 2007, 07:20 AM Post #203
Administrator Posts: 5,413 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 22, 2004	greatwhiteelkhunter,Jan 19 2007 01:00 AM Herb,Jan 18 2007 10:30 AM Sunshine,Jan 18 2007 01:52 AM CorsicanRedneck,Jan 18 2007 01:31 AM How come liberals love free speech but try to shut non-liberals up? <_< Because liberals don't live in Reality. Why is it that the same people that are for abortion on demand are against the death penalty? That IS a great question!! The answer to it though is the same answer that Sunshine gave!



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 19 2007, 08:10 AM Post #204
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billionstars, but check when you say the paint is wet?



Herb	Jan 19 2007, 10:26 AM Post #205
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,346 Group: Member Member #83 Joined: November 22, 2006	greatwhiteelkhunter,Jan 19 2007 07:10 AM Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billionstars, but check when you say the paint is wet? I think this comes under the "Here's your sign!!!".



Sunshine	Jan 19 2007, 05:59 PM Post #206
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	Why are dogs mouth suppose to be cleaner than humans when they eat everything in site especially dog poop. Not trying to be funny , I'm serious !!!



Toothless Dawg	Jan 19 2007, 07:17 PM Post #207
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	Sunshine,Jan 19 2007 04:59 PM Why are dogs mouth suppose to be cleaner than humans when they eat everything in site especially dog poop. Not trying to be funny , I'm serious !!! Because the 'bumps' on their tongue are actually tiny 'Tide Granules' that automatically clean their mouth.



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 20 2007, 03:22 AM Post #208
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 20 2007, 03:23 AM Post #209
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	What is the speed of darkness?



GRITS	Jan 20 2007, 01:40 PM Post #210
Unregistered	remember the one about "self abuse" causing spots on your palms? then waiting to see who looked at their palms? when I got caught I held up my palms and said - see? no spots! YOU'RE LYIN! LOL CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED
Unregistered


Duke	Jan 22 2007, 12:22 PM Post #211
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Ethnic; Why is there only 49 contestants in the "Miss Black America" beauty pageant ? Answer; no one wants to wear the ribbon that says; IDAHO !!!! (I'm of Dutch, Irish, and Cherokee ancestry-not necessarily in that order- so feel free to have some fun - I have a sense of humor)



Duke	Jan 22 2007, 12:37 PM Post #212
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	What's the big deal with a glass being half full or half empty? ( that is as long as you drank the 1st half yourself and aren't trying to pawn off the rest on someone else).



countrymouse	Jan 22 2007, 09:15 PM Post #213
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	which way is up?



Toothless Dawg	Jan 22 2007, 09:21 PM Post #214
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 22 2007 08:15 PM which way is up? God



countrymouse	Jan 22 2007, 09:33 PM Post #215
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	Quote: QUOTE (countrymouse @ Jan 22 2007, 08:15 PM) which way is up? God i won't ask which way is down



Duke	Jan 22 2007, 09:35 PM Post #216
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 22 2007 08:15 PM which way is up? Well, it's if you are standing or laying and if laying which way you're laying.



Duke	Jan 22 2007, 09:37 PM Post #217
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	How far is heaven?



Duke	Jan 22 2007, 09:38 PM Post #218
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Toothless Dawg,Jan 22 2007 08:21 PM countrymouse,Jan 22 2007 08:15 PM which way is up? God Thanks, now I know which way is down too.



Toothless Dawg	Jan 23 2007, 09:06 AM Post #219
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	Duke,Jan 22 2007 08:37 PM How far is heaven? A silent prayer away ... the distance is too small to measure



Toothless Dawg	Jan 23 2007, 09:07 AM Post #220
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 22 2007 08:33 PM Quote: QUOTE (countrymouse @ Jan 22 2007, 08:15 PM) which way is up? God i won't ask which way is down Mouse, Once you have God as your reference, all other directions are irrelevant



countrymouse	Jan 23 2007, 09:09 AM Post #221
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	Toothless Dawg,Jan 23 2007 08:07 AM countrymouse,Jan 22 2007 08:33 PM Quote: QUOTE (countrymouse @ Jan 22 2007, 08:15 PM) which way is up? God i won't ask which way is down Mouse, Once you have God as your reference, all other directions are irrelevant AMEN, brother!



countrymouse	Jan 23 2007, 10:19 PM Post #222
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	which cuts deeper, the sword of peace or the sword of war?



Duke	Jan 24 2007, 03:06 PM Post #223
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Toothless Dawg,Jan 23 2007 08:06 AM Duke,Jan 22 2007 08:37 PM How far is heaven? A silent prayer away ... the distance is too small to measure A heart beat, the twinkling of an eye.



Duke	Jan 24 2007, 03:19 PM Post #224
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 23 2007 09:19 PM which cuts deeper, the sword of peace or the sword of war? Good question ! The sword of war must be used in order to assure the peace sometimes. The sword of the Lord is stronger and Jesus is the Prince of Peace, so in order to bring the sword of war under subjection the sword of peace must be used in war for eternal peace to rule for all eternity. "For evil to abound, all good men must do is nothing" Rat a tat tat, me and my drum, Duke



Condor	Jan 24 2007, 07:33 PM Post #225
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,088 Group: Member Member #12 Joined: August 21, 2006	The sword of war is held as if with a rock by the sword of peace. When the sword of peace is shattered, the sword of war is released until the sword of piece is strong again. Peace has to be cast strong and tempered by the force of the fight in blood to earn it, otherwise it soon crumbles in its weakness to release the might of the forge of war.



Duke	Jan 25 2007, 01:00 AM Post #226
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Condor,Jan 24 2007 06:33 PM The sword of war is held as if with a rock by the sword of peace. When the sword of peace is shattered, the sword of war is released until the sword of piece is strong again. Peace has to be made cast strong and tempered by the force of the fight in blood to earn it, otherwise it soon crumbles in its weakness to release the might of the forge of war. I hee yo drum my brotha-man, well said. Thanks, Duke



Condor	Jan 25 2007, 01:04 AM Post #227
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,088 Group: Member Member #12 Joined: August 21, 2006	I had a little trouble understanding it myself. It wasn't that easy to put into words. I still don't like the wording of the feeling. I feel like I should have been able to communicate the feeling in less than seven words.



Duke	Jan 25 2007, 01:08 AM Post #228
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Condor, You wrote it well. You notice I edited mine a biiit ! You know why too. I'm glad I did. Thanks, Duke



countrymouse	Jan 29 2007, 09:12 PM Post #229
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	please forgive me in advance for my ignorance, but why have the flags been at half-mast for like weeks now?



Duke	Jan 29 2007, 09:25 PM Post #230
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Democrats won a majority ? I don't really know, but the last one that died that I know of would be President Gerald Ford, and I do not know how long the flag remains at half mast after a president dies ? There is some web sites that tell all about how to display the flag. Duke



Sunshine	Jan 30 2007, 03:32 AM Post #231
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	What's the purpose of getting a flu shot if you are going to get the flu anyway. For the record I don't get flu shots anymore.



bsb006	Jan 30 2007, 03:43 AM Post #232
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,914 Group: Member Member #27 Joined: September 5, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 29 2007 09:12 PM please forgive me in advance for my ignorance, but why have the flags been at half-mast for like weeks now? Duke's right - 30 days for President Ford



Culture Warrior	Jan 30 2007, 04:27 AM Post #233
an Angry American Posts: 4,794 Group: Member Member #30 Joined: September 6, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 23 2007 09:19 PM which cuts deeper, the sword of peace or the sword of war? Seldom has the sword of peace been unsheathed without the necessity of unsheathing the sword of war to acheive peace.



countrymouse	Jan 30 2007, 05:48 AM Post #234
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	bsb006,Jan 30 2007 02:43 AM countrymouse,Jan 29 2007 09:12 PM please forgive me in advance for my ignorance, but why have the flags been at half-mast for like weeks now? Duke's right - 30 days for President Ford thanks, i was thinkin' that, but i wasn't sure how long...



StringBass	Feb 9 2007, 11:14 PM Post #235
Jesus Christ Rules : BlueGrass Gospel plays the music. Posts: 121 Group: Member Member #249 Joined: February 7, 2007	My Dad used to ask this one: What's the difference between a chicken?



gobblerblaster	Feb 9 2007, 11:50 PM Post #236
gobblerblaster Posts: 3,284 Group: Member Member #136 Joined: January 23, 2007	Why do people pick their nose and then inspect the booger? Why do when us guys get older do we lose the hair on our head and start growing hair out our nose, ears and on our backs? How come the older you get the worse you stink?



Duke	Feb 10 2007, 01:21 PM Post #237
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	1) How deep is the ocean? A) True or B ) False 2) Do you walk to work or do you carry your lunch? Throw the horse over the fence some hay. or Throw some hay over the fence to the horse.



StringBass	Feb 10 2007, 09:39 PM Post #238
Jesus Christ Rules : BlueGrass Gospel plays the music. Posts: 121 Group: Member Member #249 Joined: February 7, 2007	StringBass,Feb 9 2007 10:14 PM My Dad used to ask this one: What's the difference between a chicken? And then if you didn't know the answer : He would say, "One leg is the same." Well, he thought it was funny.



Duke	Feb 11 2007, 03:53 PM Post #239
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	good one I thought it was going to wind up being something like; It's according to how you split, cook, and what you serve in between the halves. Dad is always right though. Thanks, Duke



bsb006	Mar 21 2007, 02:20 PM Post #240
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,914 Group: Member Member #27 Joined: September 5, 2006	Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?



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