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"Dumb" questions; Afraid to ask? I'm not!
Tweet Topic Started: Dec 30 2006, 03:49 PM (3,866 Views)
Toothless Dawg	Jan 13 2007, 10:30 PM Post #161
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 13 2007 08:13 PM Almtnman,Jan 13 2007 02:41 PM Why don't chickens have teeth? 'cuz God gave 'em peckers! :lol: bwawwwwwk bawk ba-bawk ...



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 14 2007, 01:01 AM Post #162
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	Almtnman,Jan 13 2007 02:49 PM If you're standing at the north pole, would there still be a direction to the north? The answer is NO



countrymouse	Jan 14 2007, 08:53 AM Post #163
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	what color is invisible?



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 14 2007, 08:54 AM Post #164
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide,is it a hostage situation?



countrymouse	Jan 14 2007, 08:58 AM Post #165
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	greatwhiteelkhunter,Jan 14 2007 07:54 AM If someone with a split personality threatens to commit suicide,is it a hostage situation? :lol: :lol: :lol:



countrymouse	Jan 14 2007, 09:53 AM Post #166
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	if tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of?



Sunshine	Jan 14 2007, 10:36 AM Post #167
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	countrymouse,Jan 14 2007 08:53 AM if tin whistles are made out of tin, what do they make foghorns out of? Fog



Almtnman	Jan 14 2007, 12:47 PM Post #168
Administrator Posts: 5,413 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 22, 2004	OK, 'nother north pole question. If you were standing on the north pole would there be a east or west direction?



Sunshine	Jan 14 2007, 12:56 PM Post #169
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	Almtnman,Jan 14 2007 11:47 AM OK, 'nother north pole question. If you were standing on the north pole would there be a east or west direction?



Sunshine	Jan 14 2007, 02:31 PM Post #170
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	Will I ever go through a 2nd childhood if I am not out of my first ?



countrymouse	Jan 14 2007, 06:17 PM Post #171
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	Sunshine,Jan 14 2007 11:56 AM Almtnman,Jan 14 2007 11:47 AM OK, 'nother north pole question. If you were standing on the north pole would there be a east or west direction?



countrymouse	Jan 14 2007, 08:51 PM Post #172
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	ever get lost in thought?



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 15 2007, 04:45 AM Post #173
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	What level of importance must a person have, before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?



countrymouse	Jan 15 2007, 09:13 AM Post #174
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	which way did he go?



Carolina Sue	Jan 15 2007, 03:59 PM Post #175
Posts: 852 Group: Moderator Member #60 Joined: November 19, 2006	That way



Sunshine	Jan 15 2007, 05:46 PM Post #176
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ?



Almtnman	Jan 15 2007, 05:59 PM Post #177
Administrator Posts: 5,413 Group: Admin Member #1 Joined: December 22, 2004	Sunshine,Jan 15 2007 04:46 PM Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ? From living with women for a long time!



bsb006	Jan 15 2007, 06:07 PM Post #178
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,914 Group: Member Member #27 Joined: September 5, 2006	Sunshine,Jan 15 2007 05:46 PM Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ? the more Ornery they are - they more hair they have!!!!



Toothless Dawg	Jan 15 2007, 07:41 PM Post #179
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	bsb006,Jan 15 2007 05:07 PM Sunshine,Jan 15 2007 05:46 PM Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ? the more Ornery they are - they more hair they have!!!! Hmmm does that mean that I'm mellowing out now because my hair isn't growing any more???



bsb006	Jan 15 2007, 07:42 PM Post #180
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,914 Group: Member Member #27 Joined: September 5, 2006	Toothless Dawg,Jan 15 2007 07:41 PM bsb006,Jan 15 2007 05:07 PM Sunshine,Jan 15 2007 05:46 PM Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ? the more Ornery they are - they more hair they have!!!! Hmmm does that mean that I'm mellowing out now because my hair isn't growing any more??? The question is.....What does your wife think?!?!?!?!?



Toothless Dawg	Jan 15 2007, 07:52 PM Post #181
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	bsb006,Jan 15 2007 06:42 PM Toothless Dawg,Jan 15 2007 07:41 PM bsb006,Jan 15 2007 05:07 PM Sunshine,Jan 15 2007 05:46 PM Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ? the more Ornery they are - they more hair they have!!!! Hmmm does that mean that I'm mellowing out now because my hair isn't growing any more??? The question is.....What does your wife think?!?!?!?!? Without a doubt, in her mind I'm still the most ornery, most stubborn, meanest SOB alive :lol: :lol: :lol: with or without hair!!!



bsb006	Jan 15 2007, 08:03 PM Post #182
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,914 Group: Member Member #27 Joined: September 5, 2006	Quote: Without a doubt, in her mind I'm still the most ornery, most stubborn, meanest SOB alive with or without hair!!! Well - you sure hide it well here!!!



Toothless Dawg	Jan 15 2007, 08:08 PM Post #183
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 4,826 Group: Member Member #22 Joined: August 25, 2006	bsb006,Jan 15 2007 07:03 PM Quote: Without a doubt, in her mind I'm still the most ornery, most stubborn, meanest SOB alive with or without hair!!! Well - you sure hide it well here!!! Thank ya maam ... ya'll don't mistreat me like she does



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 16 2007, 03:12 AM Post #184
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours?



Sunshine	Jan 16 2007, 05:34 AM Post #185
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	greatwhiteelkhunter,Jan 16 2007 02:12 AM Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up, like, every two hours? Maybe that is what they meant.



countrymouse	Jan 16 2007, 07:55 AM Post #186
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	where on earth did you get that idea?



countrymouse	Jan 17 2007, 05:31 PM Post #187
Ruler of the Hill Posts: 695 Group: Member Member #74 Joined: November 20, 2006	did you see that?!



Sunshine	Jan 17 2007, 11:56 PM Post #188
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	Why are fresh eggs hard to peel and store bought eggs aren't. I made deviled eggs with fresh eggs and I had to throw them away because the fresh eggs would not peel. I was so aggravated.



legitlinda	Jan 18 2007, 12:02 AM Post #189
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,746 Group: Member Member #29 Joined: September 6, 2006	Sunshine,Jan 17 2007 08:56 PM Why are fresh eggs hard to peel and store bought eggs aren't. I made deviled eggs with fresh eggs and I had to throw them away because the fresh eggs would not peel. I was so aggravated. On the food network they say to use older eggs for hard boiling, it has something to do with the insides shrinking away from the shell as the egg gets a little older.



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 18 2007, 01:47 AM Post #190
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 18 2007, 01:49 AM Post #191
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	Why does a round pizza come in a square box?



greatwhiteelkhunter	Jan 18 2007, 01:50 AM Post #192
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,458 Group: Member Member #31 Joined: September 7, 2006	How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on bigger suitcases?



GRITS	Jan 18 2007, 02:23 AM Post #193
Unregistered	greatwhiteelkhunter,Jan 16 2007 02:12 AM Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" That's the "Depends" crowd us old guys have a saying never trust a fart CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED
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GRITS	Jan 18 2007, 02:26 AM Post #194
Unregistered	Sunshine,Jan 15 2007 04:46 PM Why do some men have really bushy eyebrows and hair grow out of their nose and ears ? because we harvest it and sell it to Hair Club for Men CHINA MUST BE DESTROYED
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CorsicanRedneck	Jan 18 2007, 02:31 AM Post #195
Senior Member Posts: 52 Group: Member Member #124 Joined: January 1, 2007	How come liberals love free speech but try to shut non-liberals up? <_<



bsb006	Jan 18 2007, 02:39 AM Post #196
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 1,914 Group: Member Member #27 Joined: September 5, 2006	CorsicanRedneck,Jan 18 2007 02:31 AM How come liberals love free speech but try to shut non-liberals up? <_< that's not a stupid question....



Sunshine	Jan 18 2007, 02:52 AM Post #197
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,508 Group: Member Member #53 Joined: November 19, 2006	CorsicanRedneck,Jan 18 2007 01:31 AM How come liberals love free speech but try to shut non-liberals up? <_< Because liberals don't live in Reality.



Herb	Jan 18 2007, 11:30 AM Post #198
Ruler of the Mountain Posts: 2,346 Group: Member Member #83 Joined: November 22, 2006	Sunshine,Jan 18 2007 01:52 AM CorsicanRedneck,Jan 18 2007 01:31 AM How come liberals love free speech but try to shut non-liberals up? <_< Because liberals don't live in Reality. Why is it that the same people that are for abortion on demand are against the death penalty?



Duke	Jan 18 2007, 06:05 PM Post #199
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	greatwhiteelkhunter,Jan 18 2007 12:49 AM Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Because they're trying to corner the market?



Duke	Jan 18 2007, 06:08 PM Post #200
Duke Posts: 1,243 Group: Member Member #19 Joined: August 22, 2006	Hick,Jan 3 2007 12:26 AM Almtnman,Jan 2 2007 04:50 PM GRITS,Jan 2 2007 02:39 PM thing-a-ma-bobs are only used on whatchamacallits The last thing-a-ma-bobs I saw were being used on a hooten-nanny. We had to use the thing-a-ma-bob on it because the wobbling shaft had come loose from the thing-a-ma-gig and caused the bobbling-rod to jump loose from the yokel-ninny, thereby causing some serious alterations to the entire hooten-nanny. Shoots Fire!!! Y'all fergot about theb Doohickies!!! That would mess up the whole sha-bang !



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