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More Dumb Laws; Arizona, its your turn
Topic Started: Dec 7 2004, 10:38 PM (39 Views)
OzarkPreacher
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Sir Lancelot
Any misdemeanor committed while wearing a red mask is considered a felony. This goes back in the days of the Wild West.

There is a possible 25 years in prison for cutting down a cactus.


When being attacked by a criminal or burglar, you may only protect yourself with the same weapon that the other person possesses.


Hunting camels is prohibited.


Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.


It is unlawful to refuse a person a glass of water.


Glendale
Cars may not be driven in reverse.


Globe
Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.


Hayden
If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.


Maricopa County
No more than six girls may live in any house.


Mesa
It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.


Mohave County
A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.


Nogales
An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.


Prescott
No one is permitted to ride their horse up the stairs of the county court house.


Tucson
Women may not wear pants.


Tombstone
It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.
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AZFlyFisher
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Guard of Stage & Screen
I'm on my way to Tucson


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Actually some of them aren't that stupid but you would have to live here to understand.
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OzarkPreacher
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Sir Lancelot
I can see where a few of them might have a place under the right circumstances.
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kiwi_too
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Sir Perceval, Ruler of the Realm
Well, If I had the sam e gun as the burglar, I would have the only gun, or we'd be awful close.
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Silent Angel
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Purveyor of Handcuffs
Well, now I know why my family doesn't live there, they'd be braking the law.

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Donkeys cannot sleep in bathtubs.

Have a few cousins like this.

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If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

This one applies to everyone, cottontails and froglegs are good eatin!

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An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.

Really, I don't want to see any of my uncles without them! It's like seeing your grandmother naked.

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A decree declares that anyone caught stealing soap must wash himself with it until it is all used up.

Have a few cousins that wouldn't be caught dead with a bar of soap. Peeeewwww!

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It is illegal for men and women over the age of 18 to have less than one missing tooth visible when smiling.

I'm just not going to go there1
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