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Driving on Highway.; Humor
Topic Started: Nov 21 2004, 11:58 PM (61 Views)
kiwi_too
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Sir Perceval, Ruler of the Realm
Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State Police Officer sees a car puttering along at 22 MPH. He thinks to himself, This driver is just as dangerous as a speeder!" So he turns on his lights and pulls the driver over. Approaching the car, he notices that there are five old ladies -- two in the front seat and three in the back -- wide eyed and white as ghosts. The driver, obviously confused, says to him, Officer, I don't understand, I was doing exactly the speed limit! What seems to be the problem?" Ma'am," the officer replies, you weren't speeding, but you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be a danger to other drivers." Slower than the speed limit? No sir, I was doing the speed limit exactly... Twenty-two miles an hour!" the old woman says a bit proudly. The State Police officer, trying to contain a chuckle explains to her that 22" was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned and thanked the officer for pointing out her error. But before I let you go, Ma'am, I have to ask... Is everyone in this car OK? These women seem awfully shaken and they haven't muttered a single peep this whole time," the officer asks. Oh, they'll be all right in a minute officer. We just got off Route 119."
3rofl :pound 3rofl :pound 3rofl :pound
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Citizen Eric
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Kiwi,

I noticed there are posts being submitted, yours included. But the list at the bottom shows that I am the only member present.

Are some of you operating in "stealth" mode or something?
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3rofl 3rofl 3rofl
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OzarkPreacher
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Citizen Eric
Nov 22 2004, 12:00 AM
Kiwi,

I noticed there are posts being submitted, yours included. But the list at the bottom shows that I am the only member present.

Are some of you operating in "stealth" mode or something?

Nope, I am here and logged in as such. If you go to the home page and scrol to the bottom you can see everybody but for some reason we're not showing anywhere else. I think Buddy is working on it.


Sorry, I didn't meant to hijack the thread.
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kiwi_too
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Sir Perceval, Ruler of the Realm
I am logged in as visible.
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kiwi_too
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Sir Perceval, Ruler of the Realm
I see myself. says two members, 0 anonymus.
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Kiwi
I love your avatar. Had to pass that joke on to some little old ladies I know. 3rofl
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