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So how many minutes of FP...; preachs and sensitive types stay out
Topic Started: Nov 18 2004, 03:42 PM (872 Views)
whitetrash
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So in the spirit of silliness and to hopefully get you cat fighting gals settled down with something else to think about...

Just how many minutes of foreplay do you think mandatory..

I say at least 30 or I ain't happy...but an hour would be better!
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Stacy
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Minutes? Most times I get "ya wanna?" and that's it. I love that man with all I have, but after marriage the romance ended. He figured he got me, and thats al he had to do. But even without the foreplay I seldom walk away without being happy!
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whitetrash
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Oh girl do we need to talk problem is I gotta run right now we will fix this problem later LOL!
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Stacy
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Problem ain't with me, but you can have my number and talk with hubbydear! Of that I would be most appreciative! but like I said even without foreplay, I don't walk away unhappy!!!!! 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl
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whitetrash
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Yeah but you'd be walking away much more happier...

okay really got to go now...

later
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Stacy
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Oh my can I handle that? I don't know. Well, guess it doesn't hurt to try right? I guess I can make that sacrafice! 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl

All in the name of love right!

Now go already! Talk more about this tomorrow after Mum gets back and Mills has time! Ought to get reall interesting!
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Now I know why I stay away. :blink:
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Stacy
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Oh come on buddy, you can't tell me you are blushing!

Okay maybe you can. I know my dear hubby used to think women never talked about these things. When we were first married he was floored to hear what we really talk like when guys aren't around. But you have been married long enough you should know this already!
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Millsfamily
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Well, I don't play Football but I'd say that Football Practice would last for at least one hour or so!

on edit: ya'll talking about Football Practice - FP, right?
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whitetrash
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Well that's one adjective I've never heard used for it but what ever works for you :pound :dance
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whitetrash
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Hmmmm perhaps a bit too risque of a topic????

Just thought if we kept it lite and silly would be more fun than arguing
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Stacy
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Hubby dear is looking over my shoulder! So guess I best keep it clean! Footbal practice, yeah, thats what we were talking about. So why you so offended Buddy?
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Millsfamily
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Okay, so I asked my husband what he thinks how many mintues FP lasts. His answer: "Well sometimes the salad tastes so good and you keep eating and eating. Then you don't need the main course anymore!"
I say, sometimes I just skip the darn salad and dig right into the main course because I'm hungry!
But a good salad with the right ingredients can really be very stimulating, especially if you don't feel like eating at all. You might even end up ordering a second main course! It all depends on how good the Chef is.
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whitetrash
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Oh WOW so many insuindeos(if you can read HonCrkPlnsDrfr) you can read this...

As good as it is.....considering the finally ain't it all about how minutes it takes to get there ....

Or is it just sweet little innocent me??? 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl b
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Bobcatkitty
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My SALTS!, quickly my salts! Just to think, at one time the most exciting topic was "does she or doesn' she, only her hairdresser knows for sure".

Hijacking going on here: Remember back when...before any of us "did it" the first time, all the stories we heard from those bad girls (or not so bad) about what it was like? Were any of those stories true? I can remember hearing that they (girls) had trouble walking for a couple of days. Now, there's a fine gent for you if that was ever true. Did we ever talk about our first time?


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Stacy
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SALADS? I will never be able to look at a salad without laughing again!

First times? Nope haven't talked about that one.


Hubby asked what FP was as he was looking over my shoulder last night. I told him football practice. He said guess I will leave since I don't play football.............. I told him he darn well better learn, or he is sleeping on the couch! Shoulda seen the look I got!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pound :pound :pound :pound :pound :pound 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl
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whitetrash
Nov 18 2004, 10:00 PM
Oh WOW so many insuindeos(if you can read HonCrkPlnsDrfr) you can read this...

As good as it is.....considering the finally ain't it all about how minutes it takes to get there ....

Or is it just sweet little innocent me??? 3rofl 3rofl 3rofl b

Hmmmm somethings up I did not post this....
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AZFlyFisher
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How many minutes of FP? The first time maybe 30 - 45. The second only 5 - 10. The third hardly any.

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whitetrash
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AZFlyFisher
Nov 19 2004, 09:00 AM
How many minutes of FP? The first time maybe 30 - 45. The second only 5 - 10. The third hardly any.

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:handclap :handclap :handclap :handclap

Now that's what I'm talking about :cheers
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Stacy
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Man am Islow today. I was thinking, now why is she clapping for him and telling me we need to talk. Then it hit me. Not the third time ever, he means the third time in one day! Now we know why those "bad" girls talked about not walking huh Mum?

E gads. Now you all know why I don't get into these conversations often. I am a bit out of my league with thelikes of Redneckia!
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Millsfamily
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The first time? Ugh! Okay, the story I heard is that you'll never ever forget the guy you had sex with the first time. That scared the heck out of me. I didn't care if it hurt or anything. I decided the first time should not have anything to do with romantic stuff or being in love with someone because I didn't want to "never ever forget the guy".
A beach in Spain in 1986, full moon, he was 22 years older than me, I was 1 month shy of my 18th birthday. Never saw him again!
Kitty, the not being able to walk for days is true!
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Stacy
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Hey mills what have you been up to?
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Millsfamily
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Whattcha mean Stacy?
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Stacy
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Nothin, just hadn't heard from you. So whatcha up to?

Usually when my mom calls and asks me this I respond with Oh just talking to you!.
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Hotrod
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HOLY SMOKES........WHAT A TOPIC
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Millsfamily
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Oh, I had to go to Tampa this morning. I'm still struggling with the INS or whatever they're called now, to get my Green Card Paperwork straightened out. It's mind boggling! I had an appointment but ended up waiting 4 hrs, not able to go to the restroom because I didn't want to miss my number being called.
Anyway, they're still working on finding my paperwork, I got another stamp in my passport so I can renew my driver's license, and I'm good to go for another 12 mts.

on edit: will leave again soon. I promised to teach my daugther some soccer tricks. She ended up crying last night after practice because "even the 3 yr old diaper babies can stop a ball better than I do". I used to play soccer so I'm gonna help her a lil' bit.
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Stacy
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Oh man. You didn't give up your german citizenship did ya? My sister in law deals with that as well. I guess she married an american and when they divorced she just went home. When she married hubby's brother she didn't think about it, but they had her listed as an illegal living here for 5 years. She had to pull together all kinds of paperwork to prove she was outof state at the time! What a mess!
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Stacy
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But you still haven't said how much FP? Am I the only one who got ripped off after marriage?
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Millsfamily
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No, didn't give up my citizenship, not yet! By the time the finally locate my paperwork I'm probably to old and senile to take any oath 3rofl
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OzarkPreacher
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and to think when I first saw this topic I was sure it more about Flash's Pants. And now that I am fully reddened in the facial area I think I will just find another place to return to my normal beige color. :vroom
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Stacy
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Drat Now I will go through the weekend depressed thinking I am the only one who got ripped off upon marriage!
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54thparallel
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Well all of you married ladies have my sympathy - NOT! I don't have to worry about such matters anymore. That's alright; as much as I love football practice, I'd be happy just to meet a game player - practice or not! :mmwah
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Stacy
Nov 19 2004, 04:57 PM
But you still haven't said how much FP?  Am I the only one who got ripped off after marriage?

How much more do you want me to say about FP? Food Poisoning is very dangerous, so is Football Practice, Fake Plaque, False Promises, and Falling Peaches.

Okay, between 10 -20 min but then the main course is fast food.
If only a few minutes, the main course is a large t-bone with a ton of sides and probably even dessert. As I said, sometimes we eat twice.

on edit: seriously, I think it all depends on the mood both are in. Sometimes you want to skip the kissy-kissy stuff, sometimes the kissy-kissy stuff can't last long enough. Talk to your husband, tell him what you want.
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Stacy
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UM well even I am blushing at that!

Hubby suffers from short term memory (or so he wants me to think) But ya know, I think other things more then make up for it. But I am to much of a lady to talk about them.

(insert snort here!)
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Millsfamily
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No need to talk about them. As Summer said "in the spirit of sillyness" and I don't think this was meant to be a contest as to how long it takes us to eat our salad.
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