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Is your ambassador this entertaining?
Topic Started: Mar 12 2007, 09:54 PM (287 Views)
Altanar
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I can safely say that mine are not this entertaining.
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Your question makes me wish I had put Tristan Angel into the UN.

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Edit: on a different note: what sort of idiot let's police catch them with bondage equipment on. Either he got in trouble or he was set up....
No, seriously
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This reminds me how much I need to post Anravelle bio… You really should see what she gets up to at the weekends. Tisk tisk. :o

Also, I think that was a mightily interesting article but part of me does feel like giving him tips on how to do that properly, I think he's learned that the main thing is "don't mix alcohol and bondage". It’s not in the same vein as "I'm the Bishop of Southwark. It's what I do" but it’s pretty darn close to being as funny. :D
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What I'd like to know about this event is: where were the Karmicarian Ambassador, the Thessadorian Ambassador and President Fernanda at the time?

I don't think everyone's giving the poor man enough credit. In one night, he has filled in almost every box on the "what not to be as an ambassador" checklist: Drunk (check); Naked (check); Sexually adventurous (check); Caught (check); All the above, in public (check); In police custody (check).

Now, if we could only learn that before he got himself into this predicament he was filmed bribing a member of the host nation's security service while simultaneously urinating on its flag, singing an obscene parody of its anthem and speeding in a diplomatic vehicle, I'd say he's damn near perfect.
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Sounds like every Tory MP from the early '90's.

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Sounds like every Tory MP from the early '90's.

Who says they’ve changed? :P I’m Conservative and from what I know we’re all secretly kinky in some way. Even Cameron took Cocaine.
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Is this some new Conservative PR campaign? Vote for us, we're kinkier than Labour?

Please, please don't tell John Howard (you know, the Bush deputy sheriff who runs Oz). The thought of his front bench engaged in ... oh, no, I can't bear it ...
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Ardchoille,Mar 13 2007
10:15 AM
I don't think everyone's giving the poor man enough credit. In one night, he has filled in almost every box on the "what not to be as an ambassador" checklist: Drunk (check); Naked (check); Sexually adventurous (check); Caught (check); All the above, in public (check); In police custody (check).

He'd fit right into NS. :)
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Please, please don't tell John Howard (you know, the Bush deputy sheriff who runs Oz). The thought of his front bench engaged in ... oh, no, I can't bear it ...


You had to say that didn’t you? Now I've had that horrid image inflicted on me. It was like saying “don’t think of a red book” but because you called him a deputy sheriff he was wearing a Stetson and boots using corny lines about his gun being loaded. :(

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Is this some new Conservative PR campaign? Vote for us, we're kinkier than Labour?


Our “tosser” campaign was clear proof that we’re kinky. What about “are you thinking what we’re thinking? ;) ” or Thatcher being the “Iron Lady”.

The Conservative Party is just one big kink fest. You should hear what went on at the party conferences before they were televised. Although if we ever tried that with Cameron we'd lose with a resounding majority (what do you think 1997 was?). David Davis, now there's sexy. :D
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Ardchoille,Mar 13 2007
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Is this some new Conservative PR campaign? Vote for us, we're kinkier than Labour?

David Cameron dresses up like Maggie Thatcher. It's going to be on their manifesto cover :lol:
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Oh dear, we were just thinking of Ann Widdecombe naked but that’s far better. :P
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Ithania,Mar 13 2007
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Oh dear, we were just thinking of Ann Widdecombe naked but that’s far better.  :P

searching for ann widdecombe and naughty words is not a good idea on a corporate network. Not that I cared.

http://www.utterpants.co.uk/news/politics/widdesex.html

False, but funny.

Also funny is the revelation that Anne Widdecombe makes a popular choice of "safe word."

Might have to try that.
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I hope they have him whipped!
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Bahgum,Mar 13 2007
01:55 PM
I hope they have him whipped!

He probably hopes so too!
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Heh, there's always the old truism: Conservative MP's, obsessed with social morality, tend to be brought down by their sexual 'deviancy'; Labour MP's, obsessed with economic fairness, tend to be brought down by corruption.
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