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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 26 2007, 10:37 PM (265 Views) | |
| TBlack | Jan 29 2007, 06:43 PM Post #16 |
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The baby killer
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You take the blade out of a pencil sharpener and embed it in the top of a pen. Instant knife. One guy who often made them spat in my ear. With all the phlegm and everything. He also took a shit in the bin of one of the language teachers. |
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"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England." .:I'm melting!: http://alwaysautumn.etsy.com :. | |
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| HotRodia | Jan 29 2007, 09:00 PM Post #17 |
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Mr. UNiverse
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Put him on a hit list. Sounds like he deserves to be hit. |
| "The irrationality of a thing is no argument against its existence, rather a condition of it." -- Friedrich Nietzsche | |
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| Kivisto | Jan 29 2007, 09:06 PM Post #18 |
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Along with performing in them, I did alot of the tech work for most of the musical productions we did in HS. Building, wiring, hanging, setting, cutting, nailing, screwing, etc, etc, etc. For half the year, I kept a generic Bowie style knife in the top of my boot at almost all times in case I needed to cut something and the toolbox was on the other end of the auditorium or 50 feet below me or something. The teacher/director's reaction to seeing it for the first time was to get it sharpened for me. "You're more likely to cut yourself with a dull blade." Granted, I was never really considered a problem student or anything, except for when I was, and that never involved a weapon of any sort. |
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TBlack: Tits Des, tits. Yes dear, I saw. FL: Fine, so I'm opinionated - old news. | |
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| Randomea | Jan 30 2007, 12:18 AM Post #19 |
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Cheese?
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Working backstage on a production in Dallas we had some mean tools...big saws etc. I ended up jigsawing a 'roof' above my head...I was more afraid of the ladder frankly. I hate wooden ladders. Dremelling the inside out of a plastic bin lid to make it come off easier caused a serious high, and using gone off paint on stage another... Costume mistress: "Ok boys, go backstage, take off your clothes and come back out here." High-on-paint crew girls: "Woooooo!" |
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Brought to you on behalf of Her Royal Randomness; On a tropical island near you. With pretty ribbons in her hair. | |
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| The Palentine | Jan 30 2007, 05:48 PM Post #20 |
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Good ol' boy
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The funny thing while I was involved with HS theater, was the fact that everyone knew I carried a knife, and they constantly were borrowing it whenever they needed to use it. When I'd ask them why they didn't get one of their own, they'd reply,"Because I know you always carry one, Phil." I eventually had to carry an extra knife in my backpack, just so I'd have one if I needed it. Now, Id make them nervose with other "cutlery" The teacher who directed all the plays had some medieval weapons in his staff room, and I'd freak some of my fellow thespians by playing with a battle axe, bastard sword, or flail.
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I would like to think if I were arranging a royal assassination, I’d plan in such a way that I wouldn’t be standing there gawking like a fool when the King died. -Tyrion Lannister | |
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| Yelda | Jan 30 2007, 06:33 PM Post #21 |
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Godmodding Blatherskite
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When I was in HS, we took guns to school during deer season so that we could go straight to the woods and hunt as soon as class let out in the afternoon. Some even went hunting before school, but I'm lazy so I never did that. Everybody knew the weapons were there. Nobody cared. The weapons stayed in our vehicles during class because we all had enough sense not to carry them into the school. This was considered normal and it never would have occurred to anybody to think of banning it. Believe it or not. |
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| Forgottenlord | Jan 30 2007, 07:33 PM Post #22 |
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Honestly, I'm more amazed by the metal detectors than I am about lax security. It boggles my mind the extent they go to to keep guns out of schools. |
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| Altanar | Jan 31 2007, 12:39 AM Post #23 |
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I'm more amazed that we even need things like metal detectors in school now. In my day (which was not so long ago, but I couldn't resist sounding like an old grump), the usual favored resolution to a schoolyard dispute was to punch and/or kick each other senseless for a bit. Not a good thing, to be sure, but it beats someone getting stabbed or shot. I have several nieces and nephews who are in school still, and I have to admit it worries me at times. |
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| The Palentine | Jan 31 2007, 08:36 PM Post #24 |
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Good ol' boy
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I agree Altanar. In my day as well, the time honored approach to settling a dispute was start punching until the teachers broke it up, then get three days internal suspension for fighting(so you could meditate on the error of your ways). I never got in a fight in HS, but once I put the Fear of Phil( "You may believe in God, but I exist right here" as I'd tell people) in a jagoff. The jagoff was busting my chops all day. He followed me down a hallway, and unfortunately for him the hall was empty. I grabbed him and slammed him against the wall, then put my forearm across his throat and slowly squeezed while sugessting that it would be in his best interest to leave me alone. Afterwards the jagoff never gave me problems.
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I would like to think if I were arranging a royal assassination, I’d plan in such a way that I wouldn’t be standing there gawking like a fool when the King died. -Tyrion Lannister | |
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