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How many F-words can I fit into a topic title?
Topic Started: Dec 21 2005, 01:46 AM (72 Views)
TBlack
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"Somewhere, they know that these bodies aren't quite real - that they have been enhanced by surgery, lighting, camera angles and digital manipulation. But no matter. The deluge of visual images that wallpapers our world has seeped into every consciousness."
"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England."
.:I'm melting!: http://alwaysautumn.etsy.com :.
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Fonzoland
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Depressing. Why does God allow this?
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I met God the other day, but all I got was this lousy quote:
"He's too feminine for his shirt...too feminine for his shirt...oh so feminine it hurts..."
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TBlack
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Because God believes all that crap about how life would be better if she was attractive. God is intolerably vain.
"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England."
.:I'm melting!: http://alwaysautumn.etsy.com :.
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Fonzoland
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Meh.
First, I still have no evidence of the link from attractiveness to happiness - people at either extreme are likely to be miserable.
Second, one of the annoying consequences of these issues is that many girls with nice bodies destroy them by turning into skeletons.
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I met God the other day, but all I got was this lousy quote:
"He's too feminine for his shirt...too feminine for his shirt...oh so feminine it hurts..."
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TBlack
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By suggesting that God doesn't know this you are seriously doubting her capacity to believe two completely contradictory things at the same time. Or at least her ability to keep her sanity while doing this.

Although she is starting to refer to herself in the third person...
"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England."
.:I'm melting!: http://alwaysautumn.etsy.com :.
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Fonzoland
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One should never deny God's ability to doublethink.
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I met God the other day, but all I got was this lousy quote:
"He's too feminine for his shirt...too feminine for his shirt...oh so feminine it hurts..."
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