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Topic Started: Dec 20 2005, 10:20 PM (89 Views)
TBlack
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"We probably weren't 100 percent correct in going on the property and knocking it down," New Windsor Town Supervisor George Meyers said. "But our intentions were pure. Some people were offended. There are school buses going by there all day."
"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England."
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Cluichstan
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Heh-heh...police "whacked" it. :lol:
Bite me.
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TBlack
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Te he he 'The last two nights of freezing weather has made the snow too stiff to sculpt'
"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England."
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I'm sure the reporter had a lot of fun writing that. :D
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TBlack
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Indeed. I shall use it as the model for all my journalism assignments.
"You would think it obvious to anyone, with a grain of intelligence, that there are far too many people born in England."
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TBlack,Dec 20 2005
11:26 PM
Indeed. I shall use it as the model for all my journalism assignments.

Lmao the Police caught whacking in public! Some one call Rodney King's Lawyer. Did Anyone get any video evidence? :lol:
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Ok, once in each of the two main terms of 2005, someone was caught getting a hand-job in one of the buildings on campus.......

It was the same building both times

And no, they were not putting the bathroom to good use at the time.....

Edit: Hmm....got the wrong idea of the article after I read VL's response, but I do have a good story anyways

Every year, each tower in my dorm has their own little competition between the floors in that tower (Generally in Late-Jan, Early-Feb). My old tower had one component of the competition being a floor video. One floor decided to build the "largest penis ever" out of snow. They worked will into the night. It, however, was on its side. I don't know how long it was when they finished, but the penis itself was about 4.5-5 feet high (remember, that's on it's side so we're talking diameter here), the balls were even higher.....

The reason I don't know how long it was is because I fell asleep to the sound of the people building it at 2am and woke at 6am to the sound of dumptrucks and a catapillar taking it apart. Resident services was.....less amused. All I know is they had a picture in their video of the entire floor posing in front of their masterpiece
No, seriously
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