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Riddle me this....
Topic Started: 8th November 2011 - 01:26 AM (1,378 Views)
Mathusala0
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what mine?

Thats not mine thats tolkiens!

but no the answer is not water.
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Silas
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The Great Bunny. Now with a mop. :)

Well assuming that it isn't time again is it air?
Gate keeper of the Armoury of Poking Sticks. :duel:

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THE BUNNY WILL EAT!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL FIGHT!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL WIN!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL INHERIT!!!
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its time again, i was actually just trying to correct ratties riddle because i think he meant to say the tolkien one.
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Totally not a magpie

*Cough* Yeah...well I was writing it off the top of my head rather than dig up the Hobbit or (gasp) be reduced to using Google! :o

@ Math: What have I got in my pocket? :P
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that specific one is my favorite out of all the riddles. I recognized it right away XD (though i did use google to find the exact wording, my hobbit copy is at my dads house XP)

And har har.

1: "Where may you find roads without carts, forests without trees, cities without houses?"

2: "The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?"

3: "This is light as a feather, yet no man can hold it for long."

4: (and my own personal one) "By day I am bombastic and loud, yet by night i must not make a sound, I travel the world allot, and yet if you saw me, I would probably get shot. and every new day brings me glee."
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I think I know number 2 at least

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Silas
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Is number 3

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Gate keeper of the Armoury of Poking Sticks. :duel:

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THE BUNNY WILL EAT!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL FIGHT!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL WIN!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL INHERIT!!!
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*toot*

Mathusala's riddles:

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*Angry mob assembles*

"WHAT DO WE WANT!!??"
"A THINNISH, WATERY PAINT WITH A GREENER TINGE THAN AGRAX EARTHSHADE!!"
"WHEN DO WE WANT IT!?"
"QUITE SOON PLEASE AS MY LAST POT IS RUNNING OUT!"
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10th November 2011 - 02:21 PM
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# 4 had me actually laughing out loudly in the train on my way home!
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I don't get it
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Mathusala0
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deathmaster has 2 correct

silas number three is not correct

skriv got all but number 4

"Jeremy Vetlock"

ROFLMAO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

like Krog I burst into laughter at the answer. but no, as much as I say "Jeremy Vetlock should be shot" he is not who I was referring to in this riddle XD

and Rattling, the joke is that on these forums normally we will find issues with certain badly used words. like the words "friendly troops" or "anywhere" or how rat ogres must be formed up (because there are no rules on how they form up anymore) And I tend to always say something along the lines of "Jeremy Vetlock should be Shot" if you were not aware, Jeremy Vetock is the author and writer of the most current skaven codex
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Thanks,

Little details like the author's name are only important if I'm trying to follow a series :P
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Ratty Gnawtail
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Let's see:

1) Two men are sitting at a table for a long time facing each other. After a while one of the men jumps up with a cry of victory before falling to the ground in pain. What has happened?

2) A person is found dead in a cornfield with a package. Except where the dead person lay, the rest of the crops have not been disturbed. Explain.

3) If the animals walked two by two at a rate of 5 miles per hour and it rained for 5 days, how many animals could Moses get on his ark?

4) A nun after a wild party has fallen asleep on some railway tracks. A train heads towards her but the driver manages to brake in time. The train did not have any lights on to save on expenses, the moon was not out and there was not any nearby street lights. How did he see her?
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Hmm, on the last one...

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I have no idea about the others.
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Correct! :)
Though i'm surprised you didn't get number 3. :P
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