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Roast a Skaven; The insult thread
Topic Started: 3rd October 2011 - 04:32 PM (276 Views)
Firby
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With all the lame games in off topic, most of them arent lame at all, but heres one that is. It is inspired by Koffeje's colorful and highly entertaining threats and stories. This ones for u, koff!

The purpose here is to roast/bash anyone who has posted in this thread. U dont have to hit the guy above u, anyone is game, but ONLY IF THEY HAVE PREVIOUSLY POSTED IN THIS THREAD!!!

Disclaimer; By posting in this thread, u certify that u understand the nature of this thread, that u will be threatened and insulted. You further promise not to take offense, and that u realize that all this is in good humor.
If u do not wish to participate in this, DO NOT POST IN THIS THREAD. Anyone who does is fair game.

And, guys, dont say anything personal or relevant to the real world. This is an in-character thing, sort of like role playing. Example;

Warlord FirbyClaws musk glands stink of potpourri, and hes so gullible that he would invest his fortune in the Loren Logging Company. As soon as I supplant Crisk-Keg as the new chieftain, FirbyClaw will feel the point of my spear, then all of Clan FirClaw will be MINE!!!!! MUAH HA HA HA hee... hee... Hmm.

Now, somebody else hurry up and post, to take the pressure off of me, im the only one open right now. Come on, Koff, take ur best shot! LoL.

Just to make it clear the council will be watching this thread closely and will crack down hard on anyone who steps out of line. You have been warned. Silas

Edited by Silas, 3rd October 2011 - 04:34 PM.
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koffietje
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Insult? Why insult? I remember the last time i met your mother. It was euhm...how old are you now?
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I'm sorry... not gonna continue this.The council would kick me out of the underempire. I suggest to close this thread.
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While i am huge fan of forums= games, i msut also find this wierd.... why would we insult each other..... This is a nice community rigth?
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While it is certainly an idea Firby. Unfortunately it can soon generate in to baseless insults and bullying.

If I were to roast you in a nice way however, I would constantly refer to you as really being the character "Kirby" pretending to be a rat (or having sucked one in and taken on the attributes.) But yeah this thread seems a bit too risky for my liking i'm afraid.
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3rd October 2011 - 07:24 PM
While it is certainly an idea Firby. Unfortunately it can soon generate in to baseless insults and bullying.

If I were to roast you in a nice way however, I would constantly refer to you as really being the character "Kirby" pretending to be a rat (or having sucked one in and taken on the attributes.) But yeah this thread seems a bit too risky for my liking i'm afraid.
Aw Ratty, quit gnawing on Firby's tail ;)
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Hehe good one. Well I will quit if you stop scratching me to doom! Personally i'd rather Warp-lightning someone to doom, seems that bit more civilised...
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The Great Bunny. Now with a mop. :)

The council are so far willing to allow this to continue as long as everyone understands that any out of character insults will be treated with the same seriousness as if they where posted anywhere else in the forum.

On a more personal level I would just say it seem to be a bit to silly for even us.
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Totally not a magpie

Well I most certainly wouldn't want to roast you Silas (you'd probably melt! :P ) But anyway I wouldn't want to get on the bad side of the Council or yourself, being hit by a mop afterall does hurt. *Thinks of those classic cartoons where the mouse is chased by a mop wielding cat.*
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hmmmm.. yeah, now that u mention it, this may have been a bad idea.

Everyone loves a good roast, and i figured it might be fun, its usually all good.

Ah well. My bad ;) Could a moderator please close this thread?

Consider this thread *mopped* Silas
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