| My wanderings and musings... | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 3rd October 2011 - 05:29 AM (101 Views) | |
| Firby | 3rd October 2011 - 05:29 AM Post #1 |
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Chieftain
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As supreme-total king-lord of my mines, i sometimes lack for sport-fun. So i wander, with my faithful slave, fidsie. Wonder, and muse. I was wandering one day-time thru the ruins of the man-thing burrows near my mines when i chanced upon a well. Looking-peering down this well, i couldnt see the bottom-end, and i found myself wondering-thinking, how deep-deep it is. So i threw-tossed fidsie down it and listened. His screams echoed-faded away into nothing, but i heard no splat-crash. Perplexed, I looked-searched for something heavier, and i spied-saw a boulder away yonder. To the boulder i strode-walked, and rolled-heaved it to the well. Pushing it in, and watching it fall, i listened, and listened, but didnt hear it hit-crash at the bottom. Just as i gave up and began to away, a chain gang of 30 slaves ran-pushed past me as fast-quick as the eye can follow, screaming at the top of their lungs, and then jumped into the well. Shocked-surprised was i, i had never seen-saw such a thing. Shaking my head, i left. By and by a pack master approached me. "Great and mighty FirbyClaw" he said. "I seem to have misplaced my chaingang of 30 slaves. Have you seen them?" I told him that i recently saw-spied a 30 slave chain gang run-sprint into a well, screaming at the top of their lungs. "Ah," the pack master replied-spoke, "Couldnt have been my chain gang. My chain gang was chained to a boulder." |
| I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life. | |
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| koffietje | 3rd October 2011 - 07:09 PM Post #2 |
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Warlord
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Hehehe. You idiot...you got a slave and still you need to push your own boulder... Next time, let him push the boulder for you , before throwing him down... Nice story though.It teaches us something. |
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| Firby | 3rd October 2011 - 10:25 PM Post #3 |
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Chieftain
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heh heh. I never was known for my brains. I always prefer to let others do the thinking. That way, when stuff goes wrong, i can blame it all on them. |
| I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life. | |
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