| Skaven film parodies; Ratty's idle thoughts | |
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| Ratty Gnawtail | 28th September 2011 - 08:59 PM Post #1 |
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Very off topic and probably not all that interesting I suppose, but let me begin. In a current RPG "The Ascension" this was said to me about my character Rattek: I don't remember agreeing with that... not that it isn't true mind you - MatikFor some strange reason this made me think of several Skavenised film parodies such as "Rattek Nibbletail Vs The Under-World" (Scott Pilgrim Vs the World) or even "Kill-Kill Ratty" (Kill Bill.) In a moment of inspiration/idleness/stupidity/insanity I wondered if it might be a fun idea to see if anyone can think of either Skaven/Warhammer parodies for movie names and perhaps even a basic plot. From what I can see I don't think this has been done before in a thread (probably for good reason! ) but anyone want to have a go? Edited by Warlock Matik, 28th September 2011 - 09:10 PM.
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| RatlingTheMad | 28th September 2011 - 11:56 PM Post #2 |
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"Good, Bad, I'm the Rat with the gun"
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I've been trying, but everything I come up with just sounds dumb and forced. |
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Ratling The Mad Professor of Applied Technology, Skavenblight University Admin of the University Computer Lab, Now running Windows ME!
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| Silas | 29th September 2011 - 12:24 AM Post #3 |
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The Great Bunny. Now with a mop.
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Grey Seer Thanquol and the fancy Bretonian wine cup. That's right. The Holy Grail but with Skaven as the knights, the Horned Rat as god and even more. |
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| Ratty Gnawtail | 29th September 2011 - 07:13 AM Post #4 |
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I don't blame you it's not easy. Haha I can imagine it as the Monty Python version. "We are the Dwarves who say Ni!" or a Chaos Warrior as the Black Knight "By the Dark God's, t'is only a scratch!" *Wracks brains* Skaven on a plane (Snakes on a Plane) King Abomb (King Kong) - Throt discovers a great beast on the Island of no return and captures it to take to Skavenblight. |
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| WillQueek | 29th September 2011 - 01:54 PM Post #5 |
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Seerwhite and the 7 dwarves. (The council of 13 gives the seer a skavenbrew, the seer kills all dwarfs and goes 'sleep' as side effect of rabit, untill a slave (mind you, not a prince) gives him some warpstone, they are happy and kill dwarves ever after.) ________ I just saw i am a grey seer now LOL, this proves i'm spamtastic Edited by WillQueek, 29th September 2011 - 01:55 PM.
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FOR THE GLORY OF THE HORNED RAT OF COURSE!
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| ShuNian | 29th September 2011 - 05:50 PM Post #6 |
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Self-Proclaimed Miss Skavenblight
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Vermintide Vacation- Based off National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation. So far that's all I can think of. Some of these parodies need to be made though! |
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| Ratty Gnawtail | 29th September 2011 - 06:03 PM Post #7 |
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*Thinks hard again* How about a Skavenised "Ratatouille" where the main character becomes a chef just to poison all the stupid man-things? Ermm Ratty Poppins (Mary Poppins) - A Skaven nanny put in charge of a group of young rat whelps and takes them on a |
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| Ghaznub | 29th September 2011 - 06:25 PM Post #8 |
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Grey Seer
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300.... thousand! Nuff said
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| WillQueek | 29th September 2011 - 07:44 PM Post #9 |
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Throth (garfield, *cough* FATNESS & FOOD! *cough*) |
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| Ratty Gnawtail | 2nd October 2011 - 04:59 PM Post #10 |
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How about a book/film parody of "Gone with the Warpgale" (Gone with the Wind.) Friday the 13th - with some kind of Skaven assassin/killer picking off a group of Skaven one by one... The Nightmare before Sigmarzeit (The Nightmare before Christmas) - The Skaven of the holiday world of Vermintide discover a new holiday and proceed to destroy it! |
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| WillQueek | 2nd October 2011 - 05:13 PM Post #11 |
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Nigthskaven on Elm street: A rat named freddy kill of the childeren who live there in there dreams, his scorced of hand is replaced with a skyre claw-thing. |
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| Firby | 3rd October 2011 - 05:07 AM Post #12 |
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Chieftain
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LMAO! When i read that i laughed so hard i cried! |
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| Ratty Gnawtail | 3rd October 2011 - 06:32 AM Post #13 |
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Yes that one is more or less thread winning by itself. *Imagines Queek Headtaker yelling "This is Skavenblight (or Clan Mors!)" and kicking a Messenger-rat down a well* "Tonight we dine in Karak Eight Peaks!" |
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| Ratty Gnawtail | 13th October 2011 - 09:50 AM Post #14 |
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I might as well add the idea A Skaven version of Ghostbusters: The Real Ghostbusters becomes The Rat Ghostbusters. With some form of Warp-lightning based Proton packs. Ratula (Dracula) a Vampiric Skaven who goes around drinking the blood of innocent Breeder-things. Throt the Unclean's Frankenrat (Mary Shelley's Frankenstein) Journey to the centre of Skavenblight (Journey to the centre of the Earth) - A group of stupid man-things follow a dark tunnel that leads them into the heart of Skavenblight. Ok i'm running out of good ideas now...
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