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Skaven film parodies; Ratty's idle thoughts
Topic Started: 28th September 2011 - 08:59 PM (503 Views)
Ratty Gnawtail
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Very off topic and probably not all that interesting I suppose, but let me begin.

In a current RPG "The Ascension" this was said to me about my character Rattek:

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We all want you to die DUH! (even matik agreed It's the whole underempire vs. Unconscious rattek )
I don't remember agreeing with that... not that it isn't true mind you :ph43r: - Matik

For some strange reason this made me think of several Skavenised film parodies such as "Rattek Nibbletail Vs The Under-World" (Scott Pilgrim Vs the World) or even "Kill-Kill Ratty" (Kill Bill.)

In a moment of inspiration/idleness/stupidity/insanity I wondered if it might be a fun idea to see if anyone can think of either Skaven/Warhammer parodies for movie names and perhaps even a basic plot. From what I can see I don't think this has been done before in a thread (probably for good reason! :lol: ) but anyone want to have a go? :P

Edited by Warlock Matik, 28th September 2011 - 09:10 PM.
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I've been trying, but everything I come up with just sounds dumb and forced.
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Grey Seer Thanquol and the fancy Bretonian wine cup.

That's right. The Holy Grail but with Skaven as the knights, the Horned Rat as god and even more.
Gate keeper of the Armoury of Poking Sticks. :duel:

THE BUNNY HAS AWOKEN!!!
THE BUNNY WILL EAT!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL FIGHT!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL WIN!!!
THE BUNNY SHALL INHERIT!!!
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RatlingTheMad
28th September 2011 - 11:56 PM
I've been trying, but everything I come up with just sounds dumb and forced.
I don't blame you it's not easy.

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Grey Seer Thanquol and the fancy Bretonian wine cup.
Haha I can imagine it as the Monty Python version. "We are the Dwarves who say Ni!" or a Chaos Warrior as the Black Knight "By the Dark God's, t'is only a scratch!"

*Wracks brains*

Skaven on a plane (Snakes on a Plane)
King Abomb (King Kong) - Throt discovers a great beast on the Island of no return and captures it to take to Skavenblight.
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Seerwhite and the 7 dwarves.


(The council of 13 gives the seer a skavenbrew, the seer kills all dwarfs and goes 'sleep' as side effect of rabit, untill a slave (mind you, not a prince) gives him some warpstone, they are happy and kill dwarves ever after.)

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I just saw i am a grey seer now LOL, this proves i'm spamtastic
Edited by WillQueek, 29th September 2011 - 01:55 PM.
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ShuNian
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Vermintide Vacation-
Based off National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation.

So far that's all I can think of.
Some of these parodies need to be made though!
"All tunnels lead to Skavenblight..."
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*Thinks hard again*

How about a Skavenised "Ratatouille" where the main character becomes a chef just to poison all the stupid man-things?

Ermm

Ratty Poppins (Mary Poppins) - A Skaven nanny put in charge of a group of young rat whelps and takes them on a magical horrifying journey where only the sneakiest and strongest make it back..."Just a spoonful of Warpstone helps the poison go down."
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300.... thousand!

Nuff said ;)
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How about a book/film parody of "Gone with the Warpgale" (Gone with the Wind.)

Friday the 13th - with some kind of Skaven assassin/killer picking off a group of Skaven one by one...

The Nightmare before Sigmarzeit (The Nightmare before Christmas) - The Skaven of the holiday world of Vermintide discover a new holiday and proceed to destroy it!
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Nigthskaven on Elm street:

A rat named freddy kill of the childeren who live there in there dreams, his scorced of hand is replaced with a skyre claw-thing.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE HORNED RAT OF COURSE!

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29th September 2011 - 06:25 PM
300.... thousand!

Nuff said ;)
LMAO! When i read that i laughed so hard i cried!
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
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3rd October 2011 - 05:07 AM
Ghaznub
29th September 2011 - 06:25 PM
300.... thousand!

Nuff said ;)
LMAO! When i read that i laughed so hard i cried!
Yes that one is more or less thread winning by itself. *Imagines Queek Headtaker yelling "This is Skavenblight (or Clan Mors!)" and kicking a Messenger-rat down a well*
"Tonight we dine in Karak Eight Peaks!"
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I might as well add the idea stolen 'borrowed' from Matik's S&V RPG:

A Skaven version of Ghostbusters: The Real Ghostbusters becomes The Rat Ghostbusters. With some form of Warp-lightning based Proton packs.


Ratula (Dracula) a Vampiric Skaven who goes around drinking the blood of innocent Breeder-things.

Throt the Unclean's Frankenrat (Mary Shelley's Frankenstein)

Journey to the centre of Skavenblight (Journey to the centre of the Earth) - A group of stupid man-things follow a dark tunnel that leads them into the heart of Skavenblight.

Ok i'm running out of good ideas now... :P
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