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spying on the enemy
Topic Started: 23rd August 2011 - 07:00 AM (364 Views)
koffietje
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I have this skaven slave, whom i gave 200 whip lashes just the other week (simply because i was bored and felt like whipping something. And since there was no more cream around the house, i decided to whip him.)
So at about 26 lashes , when his back was almost completely bare of skin ( I swear, i could count his ribs . Which i did, with a poking stick drenched in pepper) he started yammering that he d do anything if only i would stop whipping him.
He even came up with a suggestion. If i was to release him, then he would run of towards the enemy and spy on them for me. Now...to me that sounds like a great plan, since its always usefull to get information about your opponents. So after 174 more lashes of my whip (hey... i wont let yammering spoil my fun...) i decided to indeed let him run of and spy on the enemy for me.
He said he would use something called "inner nets" or something and surf on it (I indeed saw how he took a surfboard from the tool shag we have in our lair) to find something called a For humm or something.
Three days later i still hadnt heard from him yet, so i sent out his buddie skaven slaves, promising them that i would give freedom to the one who brought me his head. Havent heard from them either. My warlock engineer told me i should have taken some storm vermin along with the slaves to keep them in check. So now the warlock engineer is strapped to the Wheel, awaiting 50 lashes of my whip (i hate it when some minor rat thinks he knows better then me...)

But as to my question... suppose that inner net thing is real and you can surf there and get information... what would be a good " for humm" to visit in order to win information about all the races tactics and such?

Oh yes... If you happen to come upon a skaven slave with a surfboard... HE'S MINE!!! Just put him in an enveloppe and send him back to me. I ll pay for the costs.



*Giggle giggle giggle... everyone's gonna start sending me skaven slaves for free now, thinking i ll repay for them. The stupid idiots. MUHAHAHAHAAAAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!I m the most diabolical schemer of them all!!!!!! What? No mom, i m not surfing for pron!!!!No dont enter my room WHAAAAH !!!! *
against.................. won ............ lost

Skaven...................1...................0
High Elfs.................1....................1
dark elfs.................0....................0
chaos warriors.......0....................0
demons..................0....................0
dwarves.................2....................1
bretonian................0....................0
empire....................0....................0
lizards.....................0...................0
tomb king................0...................0
vampires.................1...................0
beast men...............1...................0
wood elfs................0....................0
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WillQueek
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Got Nerfed
Oh i have a slave on a skateboard if you want him, costs only 13 paws of warptokens + sending costs.
FOR THE GLORY OF THE HORNED RAT OF COURSE!

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Sketch
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scratchings and squeakings

:D I love your posts. These long-winded questions dressed up in tonnes of fluff really do make my day. Thank you. :)

As regards finding the other races' forums google is your friend. Just type in the name of the race and put 'forum' after it.

Here's a few anyway:
High Elves: http://www.ulthuan.net/forum/index.php
Wood Elves: http://www.asrai.org/index.php
Dark Elves: http://www.druchii.net/
Dwarfs: http://www.bugmansbrewery.com/
Beastmen: http://z2.invisionfree.com/herdstone/
Vampire Counts: http://www.vampirecounts.net/
Orcs and Goblins: http://s3.invisionfree.com/Orc__Goblin_Warpath/index.php
Bretonnia: http://www.roundtable-bretonnia.org/
The Empire: http://www.warhammer-empire.com/theforum/
Ogre Kingdoms: http://www.ogrestronghold.com/forum/index.php
Daemons of Chaos: http://z7.invisionfree.com/wyrmling_x/index.php?
Warriors of Chaos: http://www.librarium-online.com/forums/warriors-chaos/
Lizardmen: http://www.lustria-online.com/
Tomb Kings: http://tomb-kings.net/index.php?
The Master Race: http://s6.zetaboards.com/The_UnderEmpire/index/

Some of those may not be the number one forums for those specific races but they're the best I'm bothered doing. It is indeed worth tripping around another races forum and you'll quickly learn all about their most common army compisitions, best units and general tactics. Couple that with the race specific tacticas we have in the tactics section here on UE and you will most definitely know thy enemy. :ph43r:

Best of luck,
Sketch

Mutate: I actually came across quite a large party of surfboard-wielding slaves in my tunnels only yesterday (they were actually my own slaves whom I just duct taped surfboards too :P ). Since you have been so kind to admit to being their owner I will forward you the toll for their tresspassing without leave in my tunnels. Once it has been paid I will email them back to you as I can't be bothered with p&p nonsense. :P
Edited by Sketch, 23rd August 2011 - 09:46 AM.
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Skaven Lord Vinshqueek
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Bunny ear says flop

You know, there is a topic called Useful Links:, stickied in this very subforum, with all the links you could want to look for.

Greetz
In the Horned One we trust, all others we monitor.

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