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| TheKeywork | 20th December 2009 - 05:45 AM Post #1 |
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Clanrat
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After reading the thread on why Skaven use warpstone, I was struck by the fact that we haven't come up with 13 Commandments. And so here are mine. Feel free to come up with your own and post here. "And The Horned Rat came forth and beckoned Lord Willard Dirtyfur, and spoke 'thou hast been a clever rat and thou hast been a cunning rat. I will, then, give you my commandments. And you shall squeak them with mine voice, and mine doom glaive shall be your staff.' And The Horned One passed 13 tablets made of warpstone, and on each tablet, a commandment was scribed. And they read: I. I am The Horned Rat, your god. Thou shalt have no other gods beside me. II. Thou shalt mark mine rune on all things, but shall never bear a false idol. III. Thou shalt never use my name. IV. Keep the 13th day of the month and the 169th day of the year, for they are holy. V. Thou shalt kill thy mother and father....and uncle and cousin and niece. VI. Thou shall murder VII. Thou shalt covet thy neighbor's breeders. VIII. Thou shall steal IX. Thou shall bear false witness against thy inferiors and superiors X. Thou shall covet warpstone, for it is good XI. Thou shalt clean thy fur thrice a month, for thou art a smelly rat and the stench does not please me. XII. Thou shalt strive to kill Mickey Mouse, for he is a false prophet. XIII. Thou shalt consume the world. And then His Ratliness was gone, and Lord Dirtyfur was euphoric." |
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“By gnawing through a dike, even a rat may drown a nation.” -Edmund Burke | |
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| The MexiMan | 20th December 2009 - 08:22 AM Post #2 |
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+1 lol
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| FurryFiend | 20th December 2009 - 08:45 AM Post #3 |
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Chieftain
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Awesome. you sir win one warpstone. |
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| Clanseer Skabrius | 20th December 2009 - 09:47 AM Post #4 |
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Lord of the Undermountain
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Looks like Clan Pestilens did something wrong...
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| scrivener | 20th December 2009 - 01:36 PM Post #5 |
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*toot*
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Cute but no cigar: tradition has it that we have, not 13, but 169 commandments. So keep on going.
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| Blitz | 20th December 2009 - 02:27 PM Post #6 |
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Mad Skaven Strategic Genius that Sucks At Painting
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169 commandments on the wall, 169 commandments on the wall. Take one down, pass it around, 168 commandments on the wall.... |
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| Yobtar | 21st December 2009 - 12:25 AM Post #7 |
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Grey Seer - Summoner of Verminlords
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Commandment XIV. Ignore the remaining 155 Commandments. They aren't really the major ones and the Great Horned One just had a lot of time and space left so he just added a lot of filler. |
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| Gnashfang | 21st December 2009 - 12:47 AM Post #8 |
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(insert clever title here)
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I would like to think that my comment in the warpstone thread inspired this one Maybe this topic should be stabbed, because it would take a concerted effort to come up with 169 commandments.
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Skavenade-it'll tickle yer innards! Eli: You must copy down everything I say, word for word. Word? Other guy: *sigh* word. Eli: In the beginning there was the word... ---Final Scene, The Book of Eli Abridged ![]() Our faith is unshakable and our resolve is unbreakable! We are the Chosen and WE WILL INHERIT! I reject your reality, and substitute my own. The Saga of Kratch Rotfang. Check it out! | |
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| TheKeywork | 21st December 2009 - 07:05 AM Post #9 |
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Clanrat
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You will get no protest from me there...you def inspired this thread. As far as the 169 commandments go.....wow.....if I only had the time. |
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“By gnawing through a dike, even a rat may drown a nation.” -Edmund Burke | |
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| Turkol Ironskin The Tough | 21st December 2009 - 08:17 AM Post #10 |
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Commandment XV- Thou shalt not talk about the Underempire Commandment XVI- THOU SHALT NOT talk about the Underempire |
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GENERATION 1: The first time you see this, copy and paste it into your sig and add 1 to the number after generation. Consider it a social experiment. | |
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| CurseoftheHornedSheep | 21st December 2009 - 02:33 PM Post #11 |
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Chieftain
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Haha, but no. 'cause then we'd get to XLVIII and be screwed.
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Despite all my rage, I am still just a rat in a cage... THIRTEENTH SPELL CASTS: 13 KILLS: 72 Empire Swordsmen, 12 Greatswords, 1 Warrior Priest, 2 Captains of the Empire, 1 Whatever the Empire's lord-level mage is called, 36 Dwarf Hammerers, 2 Thanes, 1 Dwarf Lord on Shieldbearers, 1 Dwarf Lord, 19 Saurus Temple Guard, 14 Chaos Chosen, 12 Glade Guard Fellblade Kills: 3 Dwarven war machines, 1 Dwarf Runelord, 1 Dark Elf Hyrdra, 1 High Elf Sun Dragon, 1 High Elf Dragon Mage | |
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| Baru | 21st December 2009 - 04:25 PM Post #12 |
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Commandment XVII: Thou shall not listen to the Pied Piper. Commandment XVIII: Thou shall frame Roger Rabbit, but not get caught. I guess it can only go downwards after commandment number 13 .
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| TheKeywork | 21st December 2009 - 09:05 PM Post #13 |
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Clanrat
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Hahahaha, I think you're right about number 13 being the end all for the commandments; kinda hard to top "consume the world" |
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“By gnawing through a dike, even a rat may drown a nation.” -Edmund Burke | |
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| Pineapple Skitter | 21st December 2009 - 09:44 PM Post #14 |
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Totally rad
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XIX: Thou shall not build a temple to the horned rat that has walls of red sandstone XX: Thou shall not go to NIHM, for it is a silly place XXI: Thou shall add warpstone, because it is good XXII: Thou shall add more warpstone, because it is better XXIII: Thou shall add even more warpstone, because nothing is better XXIV: Thou shall cackle madly, for it keeps vocal chords limber should thou need to cry for help XXV: Thou shall not fear the poke-ball, for you are neither Rattata nor Raticate |
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...after Stinky's stray arrow knocks me into a pit of boiling magma... | |
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| UnderTheEarth | 21st December 2009 - 10:26 PM Post #15 |
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Grey Seer Scabrac
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XXVI- Though shalt not ally with the other inferior races |
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