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| Blood Vixen | 30th March 2008 - 12:58 AM Post #1 |
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All hail the Age of Skaven
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Had a game the other day against a dwarf warmachine fanatic (no seriously about 5-10 war machines in a 2k list) he fires off his great cannon at my screaming bell on the first turn hitting it square Passed the ward save... Rolled 2,3,4.... yup the magic 9 He then proceeds to roll alot of 5s and 6s for his d3 wounds taking out 90% of his warmachines The screaming bell pretty much won me the game before i even had my first turn Silly dwarf face |
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| Rubberchrist | 30th March 2008 - 03:09 AM Post #2 |
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Shennanigans are out of the question!
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That, my friends is why the screaming bell should be present in ALL games of 2250 or more! Freaking magic, BV! -R |
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"Nurgle has got to be my favorite chaos god, fluff wise... He's portrayed as this sort of jovial, jolly old guy who thinks that rotting apocolyptic plague is funny as hell... So basically he's a big ole fat bastard who thinks giving you a scorching case of the herp is a big laugh." ---Kadrium 7th Edition Fellblade Kills: 1 Steam Tank, 1 Warrior Priest, 4 Greatswords, 3 Treekin, 1 Chaos Sorcerer, 5 Chaos Warriors, 13th Spell Kills: 8 Chaos Chosen. | |
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| Warlord Linnal | 30th March 2008 - 03:29 AM Post #3 |
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35th Bitter Being
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This is why it's never good to concentrate so much on something. The look on his/her face must be priceless. |
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| scrivener | 30th March 2008 - 05:23 AM Post #4 |
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*toot*
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Haha, that's classic. He did an excellent job of shooting himself in the foot. |
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| lashific the Dominator | 30th March 2008 - 06:32 AM Post #5 |
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kicking snow since IC 134
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*agrees with Rubberchrist* Oh that's great! Now im really gonna buy... MAKE, a bell! :rolleyes: so did you actually win the game? and by how much? better yet, do a battle report!
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| Blood Vixen | 30th March 2008 - 05:22 PM Post #6 |
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All hail the Age of Skaven
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He surrendered straight after so there isnt much of a battle report, He said he had about 1200 points of warmachines though |
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| Warlord Ritchet | 30th March 2008 - 05:30 PM Post #7 |
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The Psychotic Bouncing Rat
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Lucky you, this represents what being skaven is all about. Laughing at your misfortunes, but laughing even harder at the misfortunes of others
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![]() Clan Mutter, In this clan All are equal, some are just more equal then others. Currently: Boycotting GW... | |
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| ratmikey | 31st March 2008 - 10:27 AM Post #8 |
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I have become my terror,and you my precious lamb and martyr
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Wow i bet you wish you had a camera with you,the look on your opponents face would be great for when people ask if the screaming bell is worth the points! JUst show them the pic of the sad Dwaf player!
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Cazgar on the subject of Bolters as ejector seats: Casper says: "we're all gonna die - HURK!" "looks like private krellars blasting off, agaaaaiiiin....." | |
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| ==Me== | 31st March 2008 - 09:22 PM Post #9 |
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I miss ==My== Bell
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That's worth any number of points
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Your friendly neighborhood powergamer. Check out ==My== blog: Blackjack & Hookers | |
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| Grey Seer Kelfmarr | 31st March 2008 - 10:31 PM Post #10 |
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Clanrat
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I was on the verge of buying a bell today at my local store but decided not to. Now I'm gonna go back and get it!!!
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| Blood Vixen | 1st April 2008 - 08:26 PM Post #11 |
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All hail the Age of Skaven
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It was hysterical, He was gloating how "oo ill kill your little brass dingdong strapped on plywood chariot and think it holy" with his oh so great cannons of devastating dwarven engineering pwnage ect Dwarf: "HAHAHAHA I hit it now 2+ to wound and its dead!" Me: *rolls 6* Dwarf:"HAH STUPID SKAVEN FACE WITH PLYWOOD BELL ITS GONE!" Me:*i roll 5* Dwarf:"wait!. What was that for!?" Me: "Plywood bell has a ward save" Me: *rolls 2,3,4* Dwarf:"And what was that for!?" Me: "save effect" Dwarf:"Some kind of malfunction thing for your ward save since skaven suck at making stuff LoL (yes he really said lol...)" Me: "Kinda.... Anything with toughness 7 or higher takes d3 wounds" Dwarf:"Heh so youll kill a few things" Me: *rolls alot of 5,6* Me: "Umm... i think thats all your cannons and most of your spear throwers dead." Dwarf: "..... Thats just cheesy" Me: "Yes it is" Dwarf:"That is so cheap!" Me:"Shame your the one that caused it by underestimating my "plywood bell" as well as my skaven in general" Dwarf "You wouldn't of won if you didn't use your cheesey skaven tactics!" Me: "This coming from a guy that have over half his army war machines and the rest of it ranged units" Dwarf "Thats how dwarfs play!" Me: "Dwarves play by killing all their own warmachines in the first turn then bitch about cheesyness after?" Dwarf: "Im not going to play with you anymore CHEESE!" (his voice gets very loud and aggressive at this point) (Owner of the shop is now over our table to see this rant) Owner: "Dominique is probally the least cheesy player here mate" Dwarf:"Shes a skaven player and girls shouldnt even play warhammer because they suck!" Owner: "Just because she plays skaven doesnt mean she plays cheese, In fact half the time she gimps herself just to make the game more fun" Dwarf: "Thats why she doesnt win then! She sucks!" Me:"I suck because i wanna enjoy the game?" Owner: "know what mate until you can change your attitude from that of a moany little kid i dont want you here your putting off my other customers that want to enjoy their game" *dwarf leaves* Owner: "I'm gonna put the screaming bell into the "unit of the week" " Me: "as long as its now known as the plywood bell of dwarfslaying" Me and owner: *laugh* That is the Summary give or take but thats pretty much how the convo went after ALL FEAR THE PLYWOOD BELL! |
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| spoty | 1st April 2008 - 09:11 PM Post #12 |
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The Deathmaster's best friend!
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Mine is made of balsa wood and string. :rolleyes: |
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| Morgoth | 1st April 2008 - 09:24 PM Post #13 |
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The Ancient Evil
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Thanx for sharing the conversation. Entertaining.
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Greetings from Morgoth Mostly Clan Eshin, occasionally Clan Husk.Proud keeper of the Poking Stick of Doom, known to many a RPG-player ![]()
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| Sammy the Squid | 2nd April 2008 - 02:06 PM Post #14 |
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Back to retirement!
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Wow, that guy sounds like a... lets just say bad sport... Its just not worth fighting people who have hissy fits and leave when things go badly for them... Good to see the store manager came over and sorted him out. That was one amazing roll though! Good to see that fate was against the SAD Dwarf Gunline... - Sammy |
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"If the squidman can't do it, no one can!!" Wins/Losses/Draws Skaven Clan Rattenkrieg - 108/58/20 Dark Elves - 44/14/8 Hochland Empire - 33/14/4 Malkavian Vampires - 23/22/4 Beastmen - 50/25/2 Have not completed a Painting Vow since July 07!! | |
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| Viskit | 2nd April 2008 - 07:41 PM Post #15 |
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thats what the stunted mole people get for using too many war machines, the least the guy could of done was carry one playing, people expect skaven to fight on when things go wrong and they'll laugh at you, yet when they go belly up they're like "oh you cheated, i surrender"
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