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Back from the hospital..; Wolt got hit by bloody car!
Topic Started: 22nd October 2007 - 09:10 PM (323 Views)
.:WarWolt The Mad Engineer:.
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So, I was up to visit my Girlfriend emma at her new home up bith north of stockholm (I live a little bit closer to stockholm relative to her, but to the south.) and I spent saturday to sunday there. When I got home I noticed, I had forgot my key-ring with all my important keys! And one of these keys are to my school locker, resulting in me having absolutely no school material whatsoever. And as the school policy is, no materials no lesson I had no other choise but to go up there again. As she lives up at the country, the bussstop isn't closer than seven kilometers so Emmas mother was kind enough to come and deliver the keyring and some other stuff I forgot. Now, as I picked up my stuff I just saw the buss go away just as I where to go down to the busstop. And as it was sunday, next bus wherent to come but in twenty minutes so I spent some time by going up to a local Ica (Big swedish grocerie-store) and bought some chocolade. I went back to the busstop and noticed I REALLY had to pee. But there where alot of people walking around nearby so I didn't want to show my ... icon of slaanesh so I looked for a nearby tree. And there they was, my salvation, a little spinney! But it was on the other side of the motorway so I had to be carefull, no cars on the strip going back south to Stockholm so I just ran over. Then I checked the lane heading north (To Norrtälje, which is the closest city north of stockholm) and no there wherent any cars there thier so off we go. Suddenly a big light comes from the right, from south.. Now as I was a little bit stressed not to get hit by a car I didn't think that far that when you check the north lane you don't look for cars heading north. You look to your south, thats where the cars come from. And guess what that big light was? Exactly, smash and pow and I flew away. I was totally chocked, the first thing I did was crawl into the middle-fence cutting trough the south/north lanes seperating them. I had luck and wherent to injured, and noticed I didn't have any broken-in-half legs after some rough inspectation. After that, bless god for giving my such presence of mind, I managed to call my girlfriends mother who had just left of home and told her I had been hit by a car so she hurried off. Someone nearby apparently had seen me get hit and larmed 112 (I do belive thats the same phone number for firestation/hospital/police as most others in europe?) so I was soon of to the hospital.

I have no idea what watched over me, but it managed to supress the damage to a mauled left leg which is already no about 29hours later is movable even tough its very painfull and heavy. Oh btw, those minutes between me calling my Girlfriends mother and the whole team-112 force came to my rescue I crawled up to my only possesion I had closeby (and not actually on me) which was.

The chocholade :P

So I sat there and munched some chocolade while waiting for someone to come and rescue me. Might sound hilarious, but I almost cried there. It was pretty horrible, as I was trapped between two huge motorway-lanes and all I could see and hear was cars roaring by. So I took up my celephone and pressed it to my ear and litsen to some metallica, what else should I do?

So today I spent some time at the hospital to recover, and also to get used to my crutches. But I have, suprisingly enough, recovered enough to walk (about an inch per step but still!) very slowly forward without use of crutches. I also got some painkillers with me home if I have any aches in my legs. The car, btw, ran at 70km/h. So why I have no broken bones in my body is a mysterium. Its insane, but still.


I AM F-CK!N' ALIVE


pictures of my legs (Nothing serious, one of them is a bit swallowed up but nothing serous. But for safetys sake I just link them)
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http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k319/Warwolt/DSC00517.jpg
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man, that's a kick ass story. huzzah for God/Slaanesh/Metallica watching over you man! :D

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So I took up my celephone and pressed it to my ear and litsen to some metallica, what else should I do?


nothing, hell, i'd of suggested it if you hadn't been hit by the car :P

least it proves my theory that gif.files are the work of the Devil/Khorne/emos :P

your hands are cool right? so you can still make up some of those awesome rat-gors?
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... Ow... Today has not been a good day for valuable UE members and cars!..

I guess it goes to show that we should go to bathroom indoors?

Seriously, get better soon!
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.:WarWolt The Mad Engineer:.
"With this Childrens TCG card I will rule the world"
The hands are fine, actually my whole upper body is completely fine. Im going to bed now tough so IŽll answer more questions tomorrow. ^_^
I will most likely paint alot of my orks tomorrow along with some of 'em rats! :)
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Sebrent AND Wolt? :blink: Someone's out to kill us! *hides*

Get better, though... both of you. :P

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Holy crap, it's an epidemic :blink:

I'm really glad you're ok, especially since the odds were against you. On the plus side, at least you can still paint :P I hope your leg recovers soon!

*mails you some skalm*

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Hey,
wow holy crap,i'm not going out without my trusty crash helmet and body armour!!!
Bad luck there wolt,but at least you got to listen to one of the greatest band's ever after you got hit!I mean if i just got battered by a car i'd want to listen to some metal to null the pain!
By the way didn't the car that hit you stop and check to see that he didn't just kill a reknowned member of the under-empire?If not i say we all hunt him/her down and kick some ass!! :D
Get better soon Wolt!!
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Yikes!

Well lucky your not seriosuly injured!

Well, maybe it was the healing touch of mettallica that stopped you from being seriously injured? Or teh Chocolate, everoyne knwos mettaica and chocolate heals all! :P (mutate:And ecessive amounts of typo's means your awsome *points at the paragraph i just wrote, and the enxt one, screw fixing the typoes tho :P )

Also oyu said you needed to pee.... so... did you "empty the burdon" wehn you were hit? :P

Anywho, seriosuly now, i'm glad your okay, you could of ended up alot worse so its good you didnt :)

Hope t doesn't scare you form things in the future!
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Talk about coïncidence :o !

Anyway, get well soon and don't forget to sacrifice some slaves to whichever entity was out there looking after you ;) .

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Wolt. You are one lucky guy.... hit by a car doing 70km/h (what, around 45ish mph?), and not a thing broken... and then crawling across a bit of motorway... The Horned One obviously watches over you... and you did well to keep your mind about you...

These car things sound quite dangerous... I think I'll avoid roads for the next few days.... :unsure:

Good luck on your (hopefully short) recovery....

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I've been in car accidents before and I know how much they hurt. But getting hit at 70 kph? That's got to hurt a hell of a lot. It wasn't such a bad idea to crawl to the middle. You had seen that there were no cars coming from the RIGHT DIRECTION (unlike some idiot :angry:), and it meant that you weren't in the middle of any lanes of traffic.
It's amazing how cool-headed you can be in situations like that. Both times when I was in my accidents I managed to answer a phone and calmly explain what had happened to my father, as well as going further up the road (dirt road, nasty bends- this is the second accident) to make sure no-one came speeding around the corner (unlike some idiot :angry: )
To think of listening to music, to eat the chocolate and to make a phone call is a good effort.
Congratulations on your good thinking, and I hope your road to recovery is friendlier than the road the idiot sped on :angry:

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.:WarWolt The Mad Engineer:.
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Thanks for the kind words, I actually can move my left leg now. Before my leg had to much loose blood everywhere that it was incredibly hard to even move it, and especially now with the combination of some pain killers and my leg recovering some means I can move it quite freely. I still need to use my crutches but being the second day after being hit by a car im incredibly happy to be alive.
Btw, I apparently managed to get into the newspaper. the newspaper claims that a fourteen year old boy got hit by first a truck then a passenger car, which is bollsheetz as I saw the car hit me and I saw the car go away.

Also, the reason for the car not stopping is that I got hit at a motorway straight! You just can't stop there, but they apparently went the road a mile or two till they found a place to stop (As this is, as said, the fastest road between stockholm and norrtälje) and called the police about them hitting so there where no illegall hit'n'run.
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Aw, I'm glad they called the police about it. ^_^ Hit and runs make my blood boil...

Newspapers just make it up as they go along.

And I'm glad you're feeling better. Did you get the good painkillers, or are you just taking parecetemol type things? Because when I broke my arm I have fond memories of happy, floaty pink clouds. I would hate for anyone to miss out on the happy-pink-cloud experience :P

I said this in Sebrent's thread but it's weird how one second can change your entire perspective.
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.:WarWolt The Mad Engineer:.
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Nah, I got something called Citodon. I have no idea what any of these medicines are in english, and my translator won't translate Alvedon ethier. Alvedon is a basic painkiller you use whenever you get headache or other minor hurts, Citodon is the same thing expect it have an extra ingredience that creates morphine inside the body ^_^
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