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Beat the "We're Skaven" quote
Topic Started: 23rd April 2007 - 02:49 PM (4,296 Views)
Glod-Unbaraki
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surely the other slaves care? Its fresh meat. well... I say fresh...
How do they rise up?

Glod has nothing. :ph43r:
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Stinkhair
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Dabbling GM. Clanrat loon. 6th Edition Aficionado. Bitter.

Given that the slaves has died in a battle, the most probable situation is that there are a large number of enemy warriors engaged with the slaves. Each slave is unlikeley to care how other slaves fare in this situation, they will only be interested in how they and the agressors fare.

That, and they're slaves, therefore, whatever they care about is inconsequential. :)



[Mutate] P.S - I believe I may have discovered a key reason why my slaves never survive my battleplans. ;)
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"when life gives you lemons... make skaven and let the rest of the world deal with the plague."
"Who are you to question my methods simple-minded fool?! I have suffered your lies for far too long. A 'Puritan' is simply a coward who hides behind a veil of pretended faith and denounces his loyal brother as a traitor out of simple jealousy!"
- Inquisitor Odion
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Warlord Bloodfang
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The slaves should be graitfull for such a quick and mostly painless release from this world. Think about it, there are worse ways to go. ^Warpfire^ :rogre: #gs# :censor:

"For whom do the bells toll? They toll for thee."
Should only be said when you game place is next to a church for maximum effect ;)
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Warlord Arskittar
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''I'm not fleeing, I am meerly making a strategic withdrawal to higher ground''
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With life settling down, Arskittar is once again back on the forums, lurking in the corners out of site....
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avenger649
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My blade shall cause your death
"Stand and figh- oh whats the use, go just go."
I have awoken, so have my pets.

My blades will be upon you soon.

Then you will be bathed in warp-fire.

*Laughs evilly*


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Ratty Gnawtail
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Totally not a magpie

Or Tretch's line "Stay here, i'll get help!" Runs away arms flailing wildly.

And on the theme of beating the "we're Skaven" quote: "But how can you fire into combat?" "Because in the beginning the Horned Rat created the heavens and the earth...." e.t.c.
Edited by Ratty Gnawtail, 6th August 2011 - 10:22 PM.
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Blood Vixen
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All hail the Age of Skaven
Haha, I forgot I started this, perhaps I should start these up again :)
Shhhh I'm not here
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avenger649
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My blade shall cause your death
New one, now you see us, now you don't.
I have awoken, so have my pets.

My blades will be upon you soon.

Then you will be bathed in warp-fire.

*Laughs evilly*


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koffietje
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I got this one clanrat which always tries to boost the spirit of his fellow rats by yelling :
"Are we men? Or are we mice?"
Which gets everyone pretty confused since... we re neither.

Then theres the lame "Death is but a hard beat away"


I always like it when i get to use my flamethrower. Especially the way in which he says with full confidence " i m gonna shoot right in between those clanrat unit and the ogre unit without even burning a hair on their back."

"I just beat a 10year old in Warhammer.!"
"Are you actually gonna brag about that?"
"Hey...he started it..."

But since we re looking for a skaven quote that works on every situation i would go for :
"You re probably wondering why I m doing this... The answer is : because I can."
against.................. won ............ lost

Skaven...................1...................0
High Elfs.................1....................1
dark elfs.................0....................0
chaos warriors.......0....................0
demons..................0....................0
dwarves.................2....................1
bretonian................0....................0
empire....................0....................0
lizards.....................0...................0
tomb king................0...................0
vampires.................1...................0
beast men...............1...................0
wood elfs................0....................0
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Flem
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A blood curling cough a day, keeps the assassins away

Engineer:"Look-look our slave-meat is being slaughtered by those man-things" turns warpfire thrower in the right direction. "fire-kill !! Wait, wait....."BOEM
random clanrat: "The warlock, the warlock is on fire. We don't need no water let the m*therf*cker burn"

"I love the smell of warpfire in the morning"
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Let all of skavendom tremble before our pox and might, beware our vengefull gaze brought forth in both fever and blight !


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warlord warp-blood
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giant green ninja squirill
"you know nine times out of ten i loose becouse i destroy my own army"
" so whats the other one time"
"when i whoop yo a*s"
i am the thing in the corner of your eye that is never there, i am the shadow that nothing casts, i am fear and sorrow that plauge's all, I AM DEATH!! I AM DAMNATION!! ALL SHALL CRUMBLE AND DESPAIR BENEATH ME
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daemonic badger
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Veteran/OAP
To quote Blackadder (I think?) :"Our only hope is that the enemy kills so many of our troops, they become slightly depressed."
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avenger649
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My blade shall cause your death
Now you see us, now you see the hills.
I have awoken, so have my pets.

My blades will be upon you soon.

Then you will be bathed in warp-fire.

*Laughs evilly*


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ShuNian
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Self-Proclaimed Miss Skavenblight

One skaven to another:

"You first."
"All tunnels lead to Skavenblight..."
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