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| Bassik Dwarveripper | 23rd April 2007 - 07:03 PM Post #16 |
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"Please be so kind to charge my slaves with your Chosen Knights, good sir, you have no idea how much feeding them costs." |
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| HayE | 23rd April 2007 - 07:30 PM Post #17 |
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How about: "Ever growing, ever mutating!" or "Skaven primi, Skaven infiniti!" ....what!? :ph43r: |
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| discostu3 | 23rd April 2007 - 07:36 PM Post #18 |
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"cos bassik said so" |
| So I'm attacking your slaves with 5 chosen knights **throws dices** and horses **throws more dices** ok you are at -9 to Ld there is no way ...** a dice throw** .... F@@k ! | |
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| Lt Merthak | 23rd April 2007 - 07:40 PM Post #19 |
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Love Stinkhair's quotes. Here's my preferred message of pride as a Master Moulder whose Rat Ogres have just devoured a squad of heavy infantry. "It's a classic Bassik." Tribute to the Packlord "When in doubt, hire an Eshin" should be their new slogan... "When in a mental institute, hire Skryre" and that's another rhyming one... "I suck." Completely true and one I frequently use in 40K games, especially when I fail psychic tests... |
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| Warlock Rageaganish | 23rd April 2007 - 11:02 PM Post #20 |
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I used to be schizophrenic, BUT WE'RE OKAY NOW!
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"You've finished your deployment? Really? Would you mind getting me the last 400 of my troops, I left them in my car..." "Crap, barely a six-to one ratio, I knew I should've brought more slave!" "Guys, we need a bigger table, I can't put all the slaves on that 8'X4'" "Rallying? What's that?" "Okay, your choice: you want that dagger in your back or down your throat?" "You know what they say: Once they go back, they never come back!" |
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| Rusty Tincanne | 23rd April 2007 - 11:24 PM Post #21 |
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...you can still call me Rusty Tincanne if you want, though.
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My statement when playing against friend when playing a king of the hill scenario: "Ummm... maybe playing a Bubonic Court isn't such a good idea. I can't stay on top of the hill if you are within charge range, can I?" More to the topic, though, is this: It isn't mine. I heard it from a DE player who had complained to another skaven player that "skaven are evil." The response, "We aren't evil... We're misunderstood." |
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| Warlord Bloodfang | 23rd April 2007 - 11:51 PM Post #22 |
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You don't have to be a paranoid, insane, ego inflated wreck to work here, but it helps. I'll get you next time (insert enemy race here), Next time! After first turn consisting of lots of failed LD tests "Where did everyone go?" Mark of Chaos I like some of the quotes from the Warp-fire thrower team and Jezzail teams. W.F.T: Breaks back, yes-yes very bad!. W.F.T: Careful, not spill fuel. Jezzails.1st: Cover your ears. 2nd: Pardon? P.C.B's: Sniff deep of our plague censors. Spread the fog of death! |
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Clan Bloodfang Capre Jugulum: Vampire Counts Army My Custom Doomwheel | |
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| Rusty Tincanne | 24th April 2007 - 01:39 AM Post #23 |
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...you can still call me Rusty Tincanne if you want, though.
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"Because we are the master race!" "Because we shall inherit." |
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| Ratphink | 24th April 2007 - 01:52 AM Post #24 |
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The Unlovable Lurker
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"Warpstone goes in, death comes out" "In the Underempire there's always another wave." "Pestilense: The Anti-Fresh Maker" And the Horned Rat looked down unto his Verman and spake "Now what am I gonna do with all of you...?" |
Award for the Worst joke ever goes to... THRASKITAR for the following:
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| Warlord Linnal | 24th April 2007 - 06:05 AM Post #25 |
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I have only one so far. One I always say to my opponent when they charge into my slaves, especially when the charger is a unit of Khorne Chosen with additional HW *hand my opponent dice* "Enjoy." Came up with this. Maybe a bit too long but oh well. "No facts we do not know, no plans we do not foresee, no enemy we do cannot outsmart, and no world we cannot inherit. The Great Ascendancy will come, the Horned Rat wills it!." |
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| Sebrent | 24th April 2007 - 06:15 AM Post #26 |
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"Because I'm Skaven" |
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| Morgoth | 24th April 2007 - 07:07 AM Post #27 |
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The Ancient Evil
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"Get out of my way" Works both on victorious advancing and tactical retreats. |
Greetings from Morgoth Mostly Clan Eshin, occasionally Clan Husk.Proud keeper of the Poking Stick of Doom, known to many a RPG-player ![]()
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| SneakyRodent | 24th April 2007 - 07:51 AM Post #28 |
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Claws of the Horned One founder member
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'I'm not fleeing. I'm charging in the opposite direction.' Used more times than I care to count! |
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Grey Seer Skritchit Lord of the Ulricsberg Clan Virulus Holder of 'Best Post' Award 2007 here Took part in the glorious Lords of Decay Revolution of April 1st 2012 The complete works of SneakyRodent can be found here [/size]
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| garthvader | 24th April 2007 - 08:51 AM Post #29 |
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Can You Dig It?
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whew Saved by the bell (ive used that with a screaming bell )When The vermin fail its time to turn tail |
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Happyness is like wetting yourself everyone can see it but only you can feel its warmth
[size0](Shamelessly stolen from a dude at 40konline) painting vows 1 completed 2 failed If you are looking for artwork Here be it
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| Orcsbain | 24th April 2007 - 11:10 AM Post #30 |
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From a clanrat unit that JUST passes it's terror test.... "Right who squirted the musk of fear then!" Or " Meh they're only slaves...plenty more where they came from" Or *to the tune of an old beachboys song,whilst rollong relavent dice* "I'll be having fun fun fun till the warplightning blows your knights away...." ttfn |
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If we arnt meant to eat animals , why are they made from meat? Try this its fun! http://s2.gladiatus.us/game/c.php?uid=51486
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