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Topic Started: 5th January 2007 - 09:33 PM (261 Views)
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Gotta share this. Though it must be old, I just saw it :D
(Thanx to danish forum www.powerfist.dk)

Warhammer humor here: http://www.fortunecity.com/rivendell/warhammer/169/humor.htm


Examples:(red is my mutate)

Top Ten signs Microsoft has bought out Games Workshop and is designing Warhammer Fantasy Battle
by David Smith

10. Prices double.

9. A new Dwarf rune looks suspiciously like a Windows logo.

8. Lawyers become standard Characters in all warhammer armies.

7. New rules in White Dwarf are now called 'Service Packs'.

6. A new Dwarf engineering rune called 'rune of monopoly' enables you acquire your opponents war machines via corporate buy out.

5. You now must use certified Microsoft Roster Pads.

4. The Game becomes slower as soon as you get the new rules.

3. All races use one spell deck (Excluding Dwarves, of course) Battle Magic '99.

2. The new army books come on CD's along with a 'free' copy of the newest version of IE.

Finally, the Number one sign that Microsoft has bought out GW.
1. Warhammer Fantasy Battle 2000 is coming out next year.

Top Ten Signs that Games Workshop has hired Disney to design Warhammer Fantasy Battle next Editionby David Smith

10. The New Skaven Regiment of Renown: "The Mouseketers"

9. The Seven Dwarves are the new Dwarf Ancestral gods.

8. Every game the entire Lizardmen army must sing "It's not easy being green.." (Advice: don't be in ear shot of the Kroxigors!)

7. The new Beastman Choas Champion has a small talking clock that must remain in base to base.

6. The new requirements for firing Goblin Doom divers includes saying "Don't try this at home kids.."

5. The New Elven armies make the Dwarves look tall!

4. Bugman's XXXXXX is replaced by Koolaid.

3. Morgan La Fay is replaced by Snow White.

2. Now included at the end of your turn is the Singing phase. In this phase each unit with a musician will sing a short song about events that have taken place during the battle and how it makes him feel...

Finally the most obvious sign that GW has hired Disney:

1. The Figures come already painted in ugly colors that nobody likes.
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Bwaahaaa! :lol:

When I read the topic title I thought more around the lines like: A human, an elf and a dwarf walk into a bar...

These are cool too though ^_^ .

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