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| squeekenator | 19th April 2006 - 11:08 AM Post #16 |
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Sorry... I've been slack... Fluff and names for magic items are hard to think up. Magic Weapons Jack the Great's Spatula - 90pts Given to the Master Chef Jack the Great by the mighty Saucerlord Bob, this spatula has the power to transform enemies into tasty snacks. If a model is struck by Jack the Great's Spatula, roll a d6. On a 1-3, resolve the hit normally, but the wielder has +3 Strength. On a 4+, the model is turned into some form of food and instantly dies with no armour save allowed. The Tongs of Judgement - 75pts These tongs were forged in the war between the Three-Quarterslings and an invading Orc horde. It seems they were blessed by the gods, as it was capable of obliterating the wielder's enemies in a mighty blast of light. It was proved that this was, in fact, simply special effects, and the real work was done by a large anvil falling on the enemy, but this fact was not discolsed to the general population. The wielder has +3 Strength and every wound he causes is multiplied into d3 wounds. Once per game, he may Smite a single model, regardless of line of sight or it the targeted model is in a unit. The model takes d3 wounds with no armour saves allowed. This can be used to snipe members of a command group and characters that are in a unit. The Cookie of Doom - 60pts This cookie was made almost 1,000 years ago by the first Saucerlord. It is harder than steel, staler than... something very stale, and enchanted to come back to the thrower after causing havoc amongst the enemy. Throwing the cookie is treated as a shooting attack, but the wielder cannot make stand & shoot charge reactions with it. When it is thrown, place the small template anywhere within 12" of the wielder and scatter it d6". A model with its base completely covered by the template takes a S4 hit, a model by the template takes a S4 hit on a d6 roll of 4+. Accursed Can-Opener - 50pts The Accursed Can-Opener has the power to open up armour as if it was not there. It has killed many a brave Knight, and is also useful for those really annoying tins that just refuse to be opened.. No armour saves are allowed against wounds caused by a model with the Accursed Can-Opener. The Oversized Pizza Cutter - 40pts The Oversized Pizza Cutter is a great relic of an ancient Three-Quarterslings tribe. It is enchanted to allow it to be wielded, despite the fact that it is about twice as high as a Three-Quartersling. The wielder has +1 Strength. Armour saves are at a further -2 penalty. It requires 2 hand to use. The Big Banana - 35pts This banana is at least ten times the size of an average specimen. Being an extreme food, it was blessed by the Saucerors, and is an extremely powerful weapon on the battlefield. This is treated as a great weapon. Enemy units within 12" of a character with The Big Banana that has line of sight to him at the start of their turn take d6 S2 hits with no armour saves allowed as they suffocate with laughter. Magic Armour The Cake Suit - 75pts This massive, magical cake is worn by the Three-Quarterslings greatest heroes. Their belief that it will save them is made real by the magic it holds. The character has a 3+ Ward save. This may be combined with other (non-magical) armour, and may be worn by Wizards at no penalty. MUTATE: More stuff. Pizza Hat - 40pts This hat is enchanted to make the wearer look so ridiculous to the enemy that they simply collapse, laughing, when he comes near. An enemy wishing to attack the character in close combat, cast a spell at him, or shoot him must first roll a 5+ on a d6. If it is failed, the model cannot do anything that turn. Baking Paper Shield - 15pts This shield wards off the enemy blows, and is as strong as a shield. This is treated as a normal shield. However, attacks at the wielder are at -1 to hit. Arcane Items The Saucerlord's Cookbook - 50pts The first mighty Saucerlord made a cookbook and infused it with his power. The Saucerors of today can draw this power from the book and use it to cast mighty spells or cook mighty meals. The caster has +d3 power dice every turn that only he can use. Magical Tub of Custard - 35pts These tubs are made for the best of the Saucerors. When infused with the wielder's magic, it can permanantely turn the ground into a thick, gooey custard. One Use Only When the Magical Tub of Custard is used, designate an area of the battlefield no more than 10" square. Any model moving through this area has its Movement reduced to 1. The Meat Compendium - 35pts This arcane book contains the power to smite its enemies with huge chunks of meat. Bound Spell. Power Level 4. This allows the wielder to cast Meatball Meatier as a bound spell. It may instead be used to cast Meatier Shower, but doing so drains the book's energy, and it cannot be used for the rest of the battle. Enchanted Items Apron of the Master Chef - 65pts This apron was made by the first of the Chef Kings, and all around it are filled with great courage. The wearer and any unit he joins have +1 on all Leadership tests and are Stubborn. Brussels Sprout Mask - 50pts This brussels sprout, shaped into a mask, exudes an aura of despair, as enemies look back on the days when they were kids, and their parents forced them to eat these horrors. The wielder causes Terror. The Book of Food - 40ps This mighty book allows the reader to cast great spells. Chefs Only The character is a level 1 Wizard who always uses the Lore of Food. He may cast spells while wearing armour. Concentrated Sugar Tablet - 35pts These tablets are made for the greatest Chefs and Saucerors. They contain enough sugar to make a whale high. One Use Only When used, the character comes under the effect of Suvgar High for d3+1 turns. The Helicopter Hat - 30pts This hat, stolen from the long-lost race of the Homestar Runners, makes the wearer, feel invincible, and he would never retreat from a fight. However, it also makes him too high and mighty to accept help from anybody. The wearer is Unbreakable, but cannot join a unit. Magic Standards Note: Chefs may be the army standard bearer at +25pts, they cannot be the generla, blah blah blah you know the drill. One unit of Pizza Riders and one unit of Kitchen Raiders may take a magic standard worth up to 50pts. The Banner of Gross - 75pts- This banner is covered with horrible foods such as peanut butter & vegemite sandwiches, haggis, tripe, you get the picture. The bearer of the banner and any unit he is in cause Fear. Pasta Standard - 40pts Made at the same time as The Chilli Standard and The Coconut Standard, this oversized piece of pasta on a stick makes those around it completely oblivious to what is going on. They ignore all danger when running towards the enemt, but unfortunatley, they occaisionally sit there and do nothing. The bearer of the banner and any unit he joins is Immune to Psychology.. Despite this, they suffer from Stupidity. The Chilli Standard - 40pts Made at the same time as The Pasta Standard and The Coconut Standard, the chilli on this stick emits blasts of flame at its enemies. The model carrying The Chilli Standard gains a S4 breath weapon. This is a Flaming attack and does double damage to Flammable targets. The Coconut Standard - 40pts Made at the same time as The Pasta Standard and The Chilli Standard, these coconuts on a stick drop down on their enemies in times of danger, then fly back up and re-attatch themselves. Any enemy unit in close combat with a unit carrying The Coconut Standard takes d6 S4 hits every turn. |
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| Jammers_ | 20th April 2006 - 04:05 AM Post #17 |
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Death of Rats
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hahahah! I love the big banana! I think GW should really take these guys on board, they would sell like wildfire...And I can just imagine a piece of penne pasta on a pole for the Pasta Standard ^-^ |
| Can the Horned Rat make a piece of cheese so big even he can't eat it? | |
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| General Vorg | 22nd April 2006 - 02:29 PM Post #18 |
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Keeper of the Squeeks and the Temple
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Very funny and good magic items. Though some seem a BIT over powered... but thats ok, good job squkenator, Youve now actually made a new army! squeeks |
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| squeekenator | 22nd April 2006 - 07:38 PM Post #19 |
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Chieftain
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Yay! *does dance* I should be able to get in a test battle vs. my Skaven today. I'll post it up in the battle reports section when I get around to doing it. |
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| lpgs | 23rd April 2006 - 03:16 PM Post #20 |
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Clanrat
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Great army looking forward seeing your battle report maybe even going to play a battle myself with them
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| squeekenator | 24th April 2006 - 12:17 AM Post #21 |
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Chieftain
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<_< Sorry guys, I won't have time to do the battle 'cause I'll be away for a week (I'll still have the internet, just no models). Could I enlist some peoples to playtest? If you have another army, with them, because I don't want every battle to be against Skaven. So, if anyone's feeling helpful/has time to burn, could you please say so here? MUTATE: Oh, and Vorg, what magic items seem overpowered? |
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| Rattek | 24th April 2006 - 02:23 AM Post #22 |
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Clanrat
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Why bother calling them Saucerors when "Saucier" is available? It's a real word for a real job, and sounds pretty close to what you've chosen. Anyway, I applaud your efforts and shall have to take a nibble of your giant gingerbread man on the way out. Oh, and "Saucier!" |
| We must remember at all times that we are civilized rat-folk. I would like nothing to do with this barbaric "open slaughter," certainly not when a quiet warp-blade to the back would suffice. | |
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hahahah! I love the big banana! I think GW should really take these guys on board, they would sell like wildfire...
maybe even going to play a battle myself with them
