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Curz-curz the X-acto knife!; poor tumb
Topic Started: 24th March 2006 - 05:09 PM (491 Views)
Bassik Dwarveripper
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Once upon a time, I was staying at my grandpa's house. He has polio, so he can't walk.
The generous goverment gave him a crappy chairelevator that was next to the stairway. It was attached to the wall, and "hovered" over the stairs as it went up(or down)
It had buttons on the chair, and buttons at the ground floor and 1st floor.
I, as a child, could not resist trying it, and so, I zipped around a couple of times, and halfway, I decided to get off.
But my evil cousin pushed the button just as I got off, and while I was screaming, my ankle was getting squished between the stair and the chair.
The guy kepped on pressing the button untill my grandmother pulled him away.
My ankle was broken and heavyly wounded(Ie: the skin hung off in flaps)

Moment of pride: even with a foot that was half destroyed, I still mannaged to chase my nephew trough the house and beat his head against the wall before I collapsed of wound fever.
I also made a bloody mess on the floor.


My nose also was once loose from my body. It got stitched back on, tough. The evildoer was a openswinging pointy gate.
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well its offtopic but whatever


grade 9, so first year of highschool. my friend's locker.

im missing the top 1/3 of my right index finger now
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Him one of the most goofy guy possible. I fall all the time, I hit myslef everywhere, I can cut myslef while oppening a banana and the wors that ever happned tobe his... a broken small finguer :P

How do you mange to get soo broken, I dont know. :(
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I was a football (American) player once. To be honest, I was terrible... anyway, we were in a playoff game and I came up to make a tackle. I got stiff armed into the ground. On the second bounce, I broke my shoulder. Coaches weren't very happy.

I'd be a decent American football player now, but I'm to addicted to soccer.
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I was disapointed because I did the same thing a few days ago. Totally sliced my cursing finger on my left hand with a fresh x-acto blade (razor sharp). Unfortounetly, they just glued it back together, and I didn't get to raise my stitch count (6, 3 from a bucket, 3 from jumping into a water-basketball rim. <_< )

Dosn't hurt very much, as long as the blade is sharp.
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