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| Bassik Dwarveripper | 26th March 2006 - 06:10 PM Post #16 |
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Once upon a time, I was staying at my grandpa's house. He has polio, so he can't walk. The generous goverment gave him a crappy chairelevator that was next to the stairway. It was attached to the wall, and "hovered" over the stairs as it went up(or down) It had buttons on the chair, and buttons at the ground floor and 1st floor. I, as a child, could not resist trying it, and so, I zipped around a couple of times, and halfway, I decided to get off. But my evil cousin pushed the button just as I got off, and while I was screaming, my ankle was getting squished between the stair and the chair. The guy kepped on pressing the button untill my grandmother pulled him away. My ankle was broken and heavyly wounded(Ie: the skin hung off in flaps) Moment of pride: even with a foot that was half destroyed, I still mannaged to chase my nephew trough the house and beat his head against the wall before I collapsed of wound fever. I also made a bloody mess on the floor. My nose also was once loose from my body. It got stitched back on, tough. The evildoer was a openswinging pointy gate. |
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| SingTheScreams | 27th March 2006 - 01:37 AM Post #17 |
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Call me Sings
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well its offtopic but whatever grade 9, so first year of highschool. my friend's locker. im missing the top 1/3 of my right index finger now |
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| Mormeguil | 27th March 2006 - 04:34 AM Post #18 |
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baby nurgle
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Him one of the most goofy guy possible. I fall all the time, I hit myslef everywhere, I can cut myslef while oppening a banana and the wors that ever happned tobe his... a broken small finguer How do you mange to get soo broken, I dont know.
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| I have a few bare metal dark elf model for sale, if interested pm me. | |
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| Shiva | 31st March 2006 - 05:17 AM Post #19 |
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Long Lost Warhammer Player
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I was a football (American) player once. To be honest, I was terrible... anyway, we were in a playoff game and I came up to make a tackle. I got stiff armed into the ground. On the second bounce, I broke my shoulder. Coaches weren't very happy. I'd be a decent American football player now, but I'm to addicted to soccer. |
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I love getting Personal Messages... Send one today! Tell me to get my local league started. "See the world as it is. If you put on pink glasses, your eyes will tell you the world is rosy- which it is not." Shiva | |
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| Kill-Kill | 31st March 2006 - 09:30 PM Post #20 |
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I was disapointed because I did the same thing a few days ago. Totally sliced my cursing finger on my left hand with a fresh x-acto blade (razor sharp). Unfortounetly, they just glued it back together, and I didn't get to raise my stitch count (6, 3 from a bucket, 3 from jumping into a water-basketball rim. <_< ) Dosn't hurt very much, as long as the blade is sharp. |
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<font color="darkred">Your words are just bloody fallacy, A house of cards, painted white. Tried to recreate Normandy, But you made up the reasons to fight</font> Mik was here! <font color=pink> <-thanks </font> | |
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