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remember that annoying die?
Topic Started: 8th March 2006 - 07:45 PM (277 Views)
brownmccoy
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Everyone has it. every game you play, there is one or two dice that fail you. Then slowly, all your dice fail you. Quite often people threaten to smash their dice.

However, unfortunately (for some strange reason), people always fail to do so.

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Unfortunately, this is all that remains of the two, annoying dice. The red one took a shot at my knee when I smashed it... jerk. Well, I did ssmash that that oen with one hit, and the other one I took out piece by piece :P

If anyone else has done this, post here :P (yes, I am very bored and easily amused...)
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Bassik Dwarveripper
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Once, I threw a tripple for the screaming bell on turn one. I took all three of them, took them(with a large crowd) to the toilet and flushed them down into the sewers...
I'm mad ^_^
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at a previous seattle gt we had a guy test the player's dice since they were on the table for his matchin in the morning and was curious why they more often then not rolled 5+ so after talking with a blue shirt he decide they were funny and gave the guy with the unnatural dice a new pack of gw dice.

who then actually gave praise to the new dice as they were better then his previous dice.. the guy complained while they did often roll higher then usual they also werent very loyal and would often be mean. (no fault of his own afterwords he thinks it was because he left his display board near the front window with his stack of dice just tossed randomly on top so he wouldnt forget them for the tournment)


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Bassik Dwarveripper
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It may sound weird, but I also have a sneaking suspicion my dice can turn against me when I don't treat them well, or scare them from time to time.
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brownmccoy
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hmmm, interesting sn'keep.... blue shirts and givign people gw product, that's $10 down the drain :P

and I found the bloody (figuratively) piece of the red die that hit my knee and bruised it. Who knows what it'll have to experience next.

And to anyone else trying this, I would advice wearing safety goggles :P
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Warwolt the disturbed assassin
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what blue-shirts :huh:
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outrider maybe? I think they wear blue....

Why smash em? I just mutter a curse under my breath as I remove the dead....

Should I ever have need to utterley destroy one, I shall burn it.
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brownmccoy
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but with burning, it might drip onto your fingers.... and I didnt have a lighter on me...
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Warwolt the disturbed assassin
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only offer things to the dice-god if its not dices, now you layed a curz on yourself ^_^
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Skittin Warpchoker
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i usually break windows.... i know my dice are very, very fickle... have to treat m nicely... they have rebelled before.....
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brownmccoy
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I'm more a fan of the set an example method.

"you **** with my came, I smash you! see billy there?"
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I threaten to leave them in the same container as my paints again. Last time I lost a whole load because a black ink and a flesh wash spilled all over them
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no need to worry for soul, instead starts worshipping STS and slaughtering unbelievers in his holy name.
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s'nkeep
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my friend used to throw away dice if he lost even one of the set... it was kinda creepy but now thinking about it they rolled really well.
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Back when the skaven book was just released I had a newcomer from school over at my gaming dungeon who turned out to be a gratuitous cheater. Anyway, he left some nice red/black speckled designer dice in the gaming room, so after he left we broke out a pair of hedge clippers and carved up those dice something fierce.

The next monday we sought him out at lunch and gave him the dice fragments, saying they must have fallen off the table or something Dev
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Bassik Dwarveripper
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Remember my last AoD? Remember the weird dicerolls?
That was after the execution. So it helps, sorta
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