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A return to the Supermarket.; A place Evil calls home...
Topic Started: 6th March 2006 - 10:36 AM (887 Views)
Bassik Dwarveripper
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Once again, I was forced to go on a epic journey in search for food. But the fishmarket only sold fish, and when you eat fish three times a day you get very sick, so unless you have a fish fetish like Garbag, you shouldn't hunt for food here.
I continued to walk trough the village, and suddenly, there it was in all its diabolic splendor: the Supermarket.
In the past, I got confrontated with the lack of shopping baskets because everyone drops them off at the counters, but none of the incompetend staff is witty enough to return them to the pick up point. Fearing that this might be the case today, I jammed a coin in a shopping cart, and tried to pull it free.
But nooo, it was stuck, and I had to pull it realy hard. Finnaly, it was free, and the futuristic automatic doors zoomed open for me(I pretended it was my mind who opened them).
And affcorse, my suspicion was correct. I saw helpless people searching for their precious shopping baskets, but it was all in vain. I pitied these poor souls, but there was nothing I could do. I had to focus on banning the background music out of my head, since it was a realy annoying pop thingy I don't even tolerate in the lamest anime.
My first objective was to acquire a half brown bread, but allas! Only whole bread was left. So I grabbed one, and asked the woman(I think she was a woman) behind the breadcounter if she could make a half of it. But no, she wasn't allowed to do that, orders from El Diablo (the mannager). And so, I abbandoned the bread and bought pizzabread instead(serves them!)
My seccond objective was, once again, to obtain full milk. So I strolled trough... the Supermarket with my dodgy cart, caused some minor accidents involving cans and little childeren, and finnaly made my way to the cooler.
To my surprise, there was full milk, so after checking the date on it, I grabbed the ones who where stuffed in the back(they allways last one day longer) and carried on.
I banged against a freezer while I was heading towards the drinks.
When I arrived, I saw to my great shock my current favorite beer, Grimbergen Tripple, was out of stock! I was furious! For revenge, I grabbed some full coke bottles and put them in the recycle machine.
I got 2 euro's for that little scam :)
I decided to not buy any beer at all, and headed towards the cashregister.
There was no line... I couldn't believe it... it was like... a mirage or something, I don't know. Hastly I accelerated my evil cart, but just when I was about to happily put my stuff on the moving platform, the goofy girl got up, and started refilling the cosmetics departement...
I just stood there, while she walked off to do work she should have done before the store opened!
So I walked towards her and asked if she could help me. She looked at me with empty eyes(how many reality shows has she seen? like, 20?) and sayd she would be with me when she was done refilling. Meanwhile, a line was forming behind my near empty cart, and all off the people there had thunderclouds above their heads.
Finnaly, after what seemed like 5 hours(My watch learned me it was only 5 minutes, but time is something I just don't trust.) she came, and without appologizing, she sat on her comfy chair. Affcorse, she didn't know how much the pizza bread was, since she was a total goofball with no brains of any kind(Garbag has sawdust, at least) and had to ask it trough the microphone.
I'm just glad I didn't buy anything embarrasing like... fruit.
Then the manager came walking towards her, the Prince of Darkness himself, with a huge belly and no hair. He told her it was some price (I couldn't hear, I had to ban out the background music, remember?) and finnaly, I was able to pay.
I gave a 5 euro's bill, and she asked me if I had 5 cents with that.
I felled in my pocket, and yes, I did.
SO I pulled it out of my pocket, and let it play across my knuckles.
"you want that, don't you?" I sayd, as I flipped it in front of her face. Then I put it back in my pocket, haha! Dev
Okay, I'm the one who suffers in the end, but a bittersweet victory is still a victory.

Oh, and when I went outside to return my shopping cart, there was another cart who wasn't plugged in yet, so I did that and it spit out the money :D
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Scarfester
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Scaaarrrrghhh

Next time, take a sawn off shotgun to speed up your shopping experience. Works like magic. ^_^
haha.

How I loathe the Supermarket and all the denizens that dwell within her walls. <_<
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Wish I could plot like you can, you must have a mind like a corkscrew to turn all those scheming corners

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Skittin Warpchoker
Snaillyfish!!! w00t!!!!!
or take a belt of plastic bombs to the supermarket.... people'll run screamin..... it works!!!!
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Stinkhair
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Dabbling GM. Clanrat loon. 6th Edition Aficionado. Bitter.

I move fast in supermarkets, walking fast, or jogging or running, sometimes they must think I am skitterleaping around the store... ^_^

I have a record of not staying in a single shop [bar GW and bookshops] for for over 10 mins [unless there's a big line at the checkout... In which case I just stand there looking large and dark and moshing so's that other people want to hurry up and leave me alone...] when I go to buy stuff....

I don't particularly hate supermarkets, I hate the large groups of slow, unaware people that meander really slowly around the shop stopping in the middle of the aisles.... It would be so much better if there weren't peoples in those supermarkets..... :(

I shop like a SAS unit... ^_^

In fast, out fast, noone knows what's going on but me... ^_^
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Kill-Kill
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Stinky; hes so fast, he makes fast people look not fast.
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memyelfandi
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I love supermarket shopping!
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Skittin Warpchoker
Snaillyfish!!! w00t!!!!!
you're insane... INSANE I TELL YOU!!!!!
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Bassik Dwarveripper
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THE DEVIL!

Skittin, we must burn him!
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Skittin Warpchoker
Snaillyfish!!! w00t!!!!!
*grabs gas tank and torch*

where??
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Bassik Dwarveripper
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THERE!
*points at Morkskittar*
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memyelfandi
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Hey no burning me! Just because I'm a bit different... :mellow:
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Morkskittar
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The Tunnel's Resident Rodent Ecologist

WAIT! I HATE THE SUPERMARKET!

*points at ME my ELF and I*

HIM!

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Skittin Warpchoker
Snaillyfish!!! w00t!!!!!
*torches both*

good?? or do we need more petrol???
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memyelfandi
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No...more...petrol... :wacko:
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Bassik Dwarveripper
Mar 7 2006, 12:11 PM
Skittin, we must burn him!

HAH! lol, 'he' is a 'she'! ^_^

unlucky, Nougy!

awww, don't burn her, just because she is weird... that would be just TOO ironic coming from us lot :D

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