| Civil War Special Character Showdown!!!; THE RESULTS ARE IN!!! | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 23rd September 2005 - 01:10 PM (332 Views) | |
| General Vorg | 23rd September 2005 - 01:10 PM Post #1 |
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Keeper of the Squeeks and the Temple
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*eh hem* well, i was suppsoed 2 set this up yesterday (actually 2 days ago ) but who cares!!??!*opens letter* oh boy are you guys in for a suprise ![]() Remember, if you didnt make it into 3rd or 2nd or 1st place, it doesnt mean your special character is bad, it means everybody hates you and you should watch out for assassins! Now, in first place :D...... RATPHINK!!!! *lots of clapping for rat pihnk, who staeps up and receives a Vorg-Award* Ratphink: I would like to thank my mother for letting me stay in her house even though im already 40 and spent my nights in the basement and my days... in the basement... I would also like 2 thank Vorg, because he such a great person! Vorg: Well done ratphink, now, for second place... *opens letter* ohhhhh interesting... 2nd place goes 2.... BLOOD VIXEN!!!! *Blood Vixen steps on stage, crying slightly like all the movie stars do* Vorg: great job on second place!!! *hands her a Vorg-Award* Blood Vixen: I would like to thank my mom, and my brothers, and my sister. And i wouldnt be here now if it was for my freind Amy who payed 1000 dollars to get drunk and have a mass-orgy with her and a couple of female freinds. I would also like to thank Vorg, because I've had a crush on him since I was a kid *blushes*. I would liek to thank my Daddy snkeep, for being a loving, caring fa- *music goes on, signalling Blood Vixen to get off* Blood Vixen: Wait! Im not done! IM NOT DONE!! *5 guards get on stage and begin pulling Blood Vixen as she tries to grab the warp-microphone* *commerical break* Vorg: Would you l;ike 2 die, watch thousand of others die with you? If you do, donate a lot of warpstone to me so i can make my ULTRA-HYPNOTIC-LAZER-BEAM, it will make sure you die a slow, painful death! *commerical break over* Vorg: were back, and were about to give out the last Vorg-Award!!! 3rd place goes to.... MORSKITTAR!! *crowd boos as Morskittar goes on stage laughing at them* Vorg: good job, you were able 2 black mail enough clanrats to vote for you! Morskittar: I didnt black mail... Vorg: Sure you didnt... you cheating bastard... Morskittar: I HEARD THAT *Morskittar is ladyslaps by a guard with a broken leg from Blood VIxens attack Morskittar: I would like to thank my assassins, Jimmy, Wimby, and some other guy, for forcing people to vote for me, now give me my Vorg-Award! Vorg: No! Morskittar: grrrr! *morskittar is ladyslaps by Vorg, knocking him unconcoius* Vorg: Well thats all we have for today folks, see you in hell! *zaporizes half the audiance and flees with Morskittars Vorg-Award squeeks |
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| Ratphink | 23rd September 2005 - 05:40 PM Post #2 |
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The Unlovable Lurker
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*cackles* Well that was great fun... and not only because I won. That was just an added bonus. So when's the next one? I just need to see Vorg write up another award ceremony. Oh, and thanks to all those who voted for me.
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Award for the Worst joke ever goes to... THRASKITAR for the following:
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| Kill-Kill | 23rd September 2005 - 08:51 PM Post #3 |
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Bad vorg, very bad vorg. |
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<font color="darkred">Your words are just bloody fallacy, A house of cards, painted white. Tried to recreate Normandy, But you made up the reasons to fight</font> Mik was here! <font color=pink> <-thanks </font> | |
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| Morkskittar | 24th September 2005 - 01:55 AM Post #4 |
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The Tunnel's Resident Rodent Ecologist
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:angry: not nice... And you spelled my name wrong. Read the name carefully... you forgot the 'K'... ![]() And you accuse me of cheating...?
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The Eldritch Wastes: A Post-Lovecraftian Online Serial Novel (Author Website) Pub Fight Deaths: 334. Pillz and Pyllz are © by Morkskittar. ![]() Complete Works of Morkskittar / You Have Just Lost the Game 'zodi | |
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| daemonic badger | 24th September 2005 - 07:31 AM Post #5 |
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Veteran/OAP
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and so you reap the consequnces of relasing your photo to the unwashed masses
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