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Topic Started: 9th March 2005 - 02:11 AM (139 Views)
Morkskittar
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i let my mind go free and typed something that just poured out of my brain... and this is what I got...

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But if Fred ate Tommy, then nothing would ever be the same again. Even if the stuff ate each other in an orgy, then it would all be good and well and happy. Blah said one to the other, then I will drink your blood. My letter ate Sally, then it died. The envelope ate a crocodile and died of a shirt in the midst of mist. The light was then eaten alive by the light, which then ate you. He poked the random thing deliciously.
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Kill-Kill
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And then the quick red fox jumped over the lazy brown dog......
<font color="darkred">Your words are just bloody fallacy,
A house of cards, painted white.
Tried to recreate Normandy,
But you made up the reasons to fight</font>

Mik was here! <font color=pink> <-thanks </font>
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General Vorg
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But the fox was stopped by a crazy guy in a Salamander suit who chopped him in `104304687348732473560874780243671320745708607845230278207 peices and ate 235824776-2672762-2-762-67767-247-656237762476-2-7676 of them be4 getting all retarded and crazy and did 4 jumping jacks untill an arrow hit his forhead, causing him to give birth to a hamster named Xarznik

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FatherSquee
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Gibbs and staring at the wall poured surippy on the dog, but the Bruce Almighty(tm) got WFT in the backs of the pants and he said "how about some corn?" With food on the mind of everyone the Blimmpy Boy sailed throught the sky; and it was good.
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daemonic badger
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and the great badger looked down on it all from the sky, siging, he fell up and landed on a weelchair, caring not for the hotdog, the corn was consumed.
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FatherSquee
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its kinda funny how everyone of these have something to do with food or eating...

Sounds like a job for Bill Nye the Science Guy!
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nirvana
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oh spare me...ive had to watch to many of those god forsaken bill nye movies...ugggghh...*curls up in a ball* <_<
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-“I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.”
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Saint Anger
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george the rabid skunk was shot by a skinhead on the mbta, who wanted a nickel so he could get off the train, but now he's on a far away coast with some good rats, who be a singing 1-2-1-2-3-4!
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anger continues ranting about the desecration of his tomb, his fancy sword, and the cost of crude oil
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nirvana
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omg im falling down like a clown stfu u flapjack little poop-a-scoop who loves to rip out a lrage muskrat through a everyday will become a reatardedd muppets are the cooleest little muskrats omg wtf are you doing you freak of nature im serious are u trying to cry or are you some sort of wild ape who is a ape who is a ape who is a large beetle or a scarab of sorts is a real goose face when a large musk of death squirts about a wild caravan who is a crazy little man with liquor pulsing through his veins without any catsup in the livingroom i forget to take my diaper medication and like to worship the saint of jojo mom odo dojojo moco popo in my house is a rlly cool way to spend the day omg i hate you all ima suicidal maniac stand back and watch me stick my finger in a blender it will be so ugly your mama wont know how to scream if you shut up you little whore licking ostrich egg gulping man of steel who is a really tall muskrat in the pie master of the west and east but never eat shredded wheat but if you do never stick a spoon up your butt or else you might find yourself licking it with a pitchfork and a tortoise shell on your head in the magical night of all knights who lives with the realm of the true knights of the wonder realm helm sell'm in my belly jelly jerk in out on and but or without inside astounded within a beginners or perhaps an experts width of steel and a large box a cocain with gummy bears in them that get you high on candy in the large napalm barrel that can kill you with one swift blow to the head in a large poop vial of forever nesting birds in a tall tree so tall it goes into the inverse of the beginning of all time and starts all over after it gets to the number one with a large number on your head load up on guns and bring your friends its fun to lose and to pretent she is overboard and selfashered oh no i know a dirty word hello hello hello how low with the lights out its less dagnerous here we are know entertain us my hotdog has a first name its mayer my hotdog has a sencond name its oscar in a weird olf mans voice reape me rape me my friend rape me rape me again am i the only one oh no no no no am i the only one who wets their panties in a knicker twistabout in a massive corrosion or never ending large amoount of death in a large text worshiper and i am getting reall y bored.

omg my hands hurt :(
Steven Seagal Quotes (Yes, they are real...)

-“Try to find the path of least resistance and use it without harming others. Live with integrity and morality, not only with people but with all beings.”

-“I am hoping that I can be known as a great writer and actor some day, rather than a sex symbol.”
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Mouldsta
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wow this really is random, more random than thinking about a small pink weasel meeting an intergalatic penguin, not that that would ever happen as penguins aren't exactly known for their intergalatic status although I suppose it could happen if someone were to accidentally spill some nuclear sewage onto a local zoo then you could end up with an all conquering race of intergalatic super penquins, but a more likely result would be that everyone in the nearby area would die - what would be cool though would be if the nuclear waste somehow brought them back to life as radioative zombies but they wouldn't be as creepy as regular zombies, because the fact that they glow in the dark would make them less effective at creeping up on you, but one thing i wondered is if zombies suppossedly go back to their basic instincs of eating, how come they never like to eat animals or packaged products? Why is it that the zombies overwhelming need to feed somehow only involves human flesh? Another thought, and this time more disturbing is what would happen if zombies went to to the most basic need of trying to reproduce? That would make a completely different film altogether.
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"Hey, lets have an off-topic forum"

*another random and useless saying* :P
Mostly harmless
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