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Kinky Sex; makes the world go 'round
Topic Started: 3rd March 2005 - 12:01 AM (178 Views)
Cypher19
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Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department of the United States. We have a problem. The companies want something done about this sluggish world economic situation! Profits have been running a little thin lately and we need to stimulate some growth. Now we know there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble for the police and damage private property. It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job. It's about time we did something constructive with these people. We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over. The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together- And start another war The President? He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro Napalm, people running down the road, skin on fire The Soviets seem up for it: The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. Hell, Afghanistan's no fun So whadya say? We don't even have to win this war. We just want to cut down on some of this excess population Now look, Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can. We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America? We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story in the Middle East-we need that oil We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad didn't even show up. I tell ya That man is unreliable. The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply. So many people have hooked themselves on heroin and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong. Kept the war functioning just fine It's easy. We've got our college kids so interested in beer they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, they wouldn't even know what it looked like So how 'bout it? Look-War is money. The arms manufacturers tell me unless we get our bomb factories up to full production the whole economy is going to collapse The Soviets are in the same boat. We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!? That's excellent. We knew you'd agree The companies will be very pleased.

~DK
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That's kind of funny, but people need to remember that the US hasn't had a Secretary of War in over 100 years. -VF
U.S. taxpayer cost of the Iraq War: $250,279,000,000
Thats about $150,000 a minute, ten million dollars every hour, and 250 million dollars a day!
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?op...pper&Itemid=182

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
~Albert Einstein

W/L/D
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FatherSquee
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Holder of Clan Pestilens "Most Sexiest" Award

Thats why its so good being in the Canadian Forces and not the American ones, were too small and stretched out to even bother with all that body wasting war stuff; were all about peacekeeping (whatever the hell that means now=a=days :D )
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Malignus Rodenticus
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Man, that is so Anti-American. I am an American, so its anti Malignus Rodenticus, and thats not very cool. I happen to think the United States is a pretty good place to live, its why we have more people immigrate here than anywhere else on the planet. Not so many people are trying to get out. While we have our issues, they are OUR ISSUES. Plus we have the best teeth on the planet to boot.


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THE DEAD KENNEDY'S RULE

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Welcome to 1984 / Are you ready for the Third World War?!? / You too will meet the secret police / They’ll draft you and they’ll jail your niece / You’ll go quietly to boot camp / They’ll shoot you dead, make you a man / Don’t you worry, it’s for a cause / Feeding global corporations’ claws / Die on our brand new poison gas / El Salvador or Afghanistan / Making money for President Reagan / And all the friends of President Reagan / (Chorus)



face it

it's the truth
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Cypher19
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I can nevver decide wich version of the lyrics I like best. California Uber allis or We'ver got bigger problems now

B) they're both soo cool! B)
U.S. taxpayer cost of the Iraq War: $250,279,000,000
Thats about $150,000 a minute, ten million dollars every hour, and 250 million dollars a day!
http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?op...pper&Itemid=182

"The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources."
~Albert Einstein

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Rattsu
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Is writing Dragon Age fanfiction

Well, I love DK (kinky sex makes the world go round is one of their lyrics, which I think that people didn't realise unless you knew the band) but I don't want this to turn into a flame people's countries topic. DK are american by the way, so it is their problems too...

So I'm locking it just to prevent that *grins*

No hard feelings guys. Start a new topic to discuss DK instead, and I might just join you *smiles*
I am currently writing an epic Dragon Age 2 adventure that can be found HERE!! or on my deviantart.

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