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Parody of us National Anthem; The Skaven Way!
Topic Started: 19th January 2005 - 01:24 AM (1,590 Views)
Stinkhair
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Dabbling GM. Clanrat loon. 6th Edition Aficionado. Bitter.

'tis the swarm-inducing banner! O long may it wave
Posted ImageI've flown with pirates twixt the stars of New Eden,
Fought across Lordran, slain dragon and daemon,
Wandered the Wastelands - the East and the West,
But U E dot net's what I like the best.
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Saint Anger
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O'er the land of the rats and the home of the cowards!
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Morkskittar
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The first two verses:

Oh say can you see, By the warpstone light,
What we proudly hailed, during the ratling misfire,
Whose image of the Horned Rat, through the one-sided fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, the slaves so gallantly fleeing.
And the engineers red mist, the bombs bursting their hands
Gave proof through the night that our Assasin was out there,
Oh say does that furry horde of skaven yet sway
O'er the land of the horned and the home of the rat!

In the Tunnels, dimly seen, through the warpstone clouds
Where the man-things corpses are dead and silence in respond
What is that which the cheese, o'er the cowering creep,
As the rattling blows, blood congeals, now explosives?
As the assassins' blades gleam, a blood curdeling scream
Its full gory refraction now whines in the steam:
'Tis the swarm-inducing banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the rats and the home of the cowards!

On to the third verse...

And where are those Gutter Runners, who so cowardly fought...
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daemonic badger
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that the destruction of war, and the ralting fire confused
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Morkskittar
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An Over-Empire, and the Deathnmaster, should leave us no more..
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Stinkhair
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Dabbling GM. Clanrat loon. 6th Edition Aficionado. Bitter.

Our blood has spread out the foul plagemonk's pollution.

Posted ImageI've flown with pirates twixt the stars of New Eden,
Fought across Lordran, slain dragon and daemon,
Wandered the Wastelands - the East and the West,
But U E dot net's what I like the best.
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Saint Anger
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No refuge could save the enemies and slaves
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Morkskittar
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From the terror of death, or the doom of the enslaved,
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Saint Anger
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And the warplightning cannon in failure doth explode
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Morkskittar
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O'er the Land of the Children of the Mighty Horned Rat!

First three Verses:

Oh say can you see, By the warpstone light,
What we proudly hailed, during the ratling misfire,
Whose image of the Horned Rat, through the one-sided fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, the slaves so gallantly fleeing.
And the engineers red mist, the bombs bursting their hands
Gave proof through the night that our Assasin was out there,
Oh say does that furry horde of skaven yet sway
O'er the land of the horned and the home of the rat!

In the Tunnels, dimly seen, through the warpstone clouds
Where the man-thing's corpses are dead and silence in respond
What is that which the cheese, o'er the cowering creep,
As the ratling blows, blood congeals, now explosives?
As the assassins' blades gleam, a blood curdeling scream
Its full gory refraction now whines in the steam:
'Tis the swarm-inducing banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the rats and the home of the cowards!

And where are those Gutter Runners, who so cowardly fought,
That the destruction of war, and the ratling fire confused
An Over-Empire, and the Deathmaster, should leave us no more,
Our blood has spread out the foul Plage Monks' pollution
No refuge could save the enemies and slaves
From the terror of death, or the doom of the enslaved,
And the warplightning cannon in failure doth explode
O'er the Land of the Children, of the Mighty Horned Rat!

To the fourth verse

Oh! thus be it never, when a man-thing shall stand
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Saint Anger
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[civil war propaganda mode]

and not be killed by the network; blackhand

[/civil war propaganda mode]
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Morkskittar
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Blest with Warpstone and War, may the Children of the Rat

Lol, Saint Anger... GO BLACK HAND NETWORK!
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Saint Anger
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Praise the horned one that hath dissevered us many a nation.
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Morkskittar
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Then Ascend we must, to Inherit the World,
And this be our motto: "Skaveni Infiniti!."
And the Sacred Standard of the Rat in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the Skaven, the Master Race!

FULL SONG!

Oh say can you see, By the warpstone light,
What we proudly hailed, during the ratling misfire,
Whose image of the Horned Rat, through the one-sided fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, the slaves so gallantly fleeing.
And the engineers red mist, the bombs bursting their hands
Gave proof through the night that our Assasin was out there,
Oh say does that furry horde of skaven yet sway
O'er the land of the horned and the home of the rat!

In the Tunnels, dimly seen, through the warpstone clouds
Where the man-thing's corpses are dead and silence in respond
What is that which the cheese, o'er the cowering creep,
As the ratling blows, blood congeals, now explosives?
As the assassins' blades gleam, a blood curdeling scream
Its full gory refraction now whines in the steam:
'Tis the swarm-inducing banner! O long may it wave
O'er the land of the rats and the home of the cowards!

And where are those Gutter Runners, who so cowardly fought,
That the destruction of war, and the ratling fire confused
An Over-Empire, and the Deathmaster, should leave us no more,
Our blood has spread out the foul Plage Monks' pollution
No refuge could save the enemies and slaves
From the terror of death, or the doom of the enslaved,
And the warplightning cannon in failure doth explode
O'er the Land of the Children, of the Mighty Horned Rat!

Oh! thus be it never, when a man-thing shall stand
and not be killed by the network; blackhand
Blest with Warpstone and War, may the Children of the Rat
Praise the horned one that hath dissevered us many a nation
Then Ascend we must, to Inherit the World,
And this be our motto: "Skaveni Infiniti!."
And the Sacred Standard of the Rat in Triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the Skaven, the True Master Race!


I added the rest of the last verse as it has lost interest...
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Driazine
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pretty smooth...
hahaha, its funny but all the terrorist stuff reminds me of 9/11. i think it should be either banned or posted in an anouncement!!!
ps im no patriot. im austrian! ^Warpfire^
mi grammartic and spellink misteks be corpirited wiz al o ze rites reserft ©

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