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| Tweet Topic Started: 14th October 2004 - 11:54 PM (643 Views) | |
| Khilkhret Foe-slayer | 15th October 2004 - 10:41 PM Post #16 |
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He Who Needs To Stick Around For Once
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I haven't given up on a relationship that has been over for more than 6 years I stapled my hand to a wall I set my pants on fire using nothing more than a lighter and some Axe I hijacked the groom's golf cart at a wedding using nothing more than a plastic fork and a twig, and managed to drive it fifty feet from the lake before my parents caught me (I was five) I electrocuted myself when I was six, by stealing my dad's car keys and wedging them in the electrical socket to 'see what electwisity looks like" I electrocuted myself again using two paperclips when I was trying to fix a cut power cord for my stereo- it worked I took apart my old computer. Did you know that rats can gnaw their way into a desktop computer, and make a nest inside it without slowing it down or damaging it? I bought Warmachine models- stupidest thing i ever did. I considered not playing skaven, and going with Beasts of Chaos instead. I wrote rules for a Fantasy version of the 40k game Inquisitor (available on PM'd request- they still need work) I wrote a grand total of 173 special characters- none of them with fluff that contradicts each other or GW (aside from maybe my most recent 7) I created the Under-Empire Dating Game, based off of mordheim (can a mod please delete that? I'm really wishing I hadn't made it now...) I compiled this list while I should have been doing my homework... |
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| Skitterclaw Poisonmusk | 15th October 2004 - 10:49 PM Post #17 |
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I stopped going on this forum for over a month I used to start at least two armies a month without any decent plan to finish them I started an Inquisitor league at my store and expected people to care I started playing LoTR right after the window of oppurtunity for the majority of my club to be interested had flown. I ate two screws once I bought the Lizardmen Army box without reading their army book first I ran naked down the street when I was about 4 Thats all I can think of right now |
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Owner of McWarpstones McWarpstones various mottos: "Over a billion mutations a day." "Have you had your Warp today?" "Hey...it could happen. This IS Warpstone after all" "I'm loving it...."It" being my collection of breeders." | |
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| Khilkhret Foe-slayer | 16th October 2004 - 12:08 AM Post #18 |
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glued together three boxes of NR's without stopping. Glue Fumes Cloud! |
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| Grey Seer Arqueek | 16th October 2004 - 02:22 AM Post #19 |
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the Lurker
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Me no got no brain damage. Me head works good. |
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"What is too absurd to believe is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie" -The first member of the Cult of Screams | |
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| philleehellphia | 16th October 2004 - 05:09 AM Post #20 |
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Link in Disguise
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I let my one of my best friends take my ex girlfriend after i dumped her a few months back. How Lame is that????? |
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| Bassik Dwarveripper | 16th October 2004 - 09:05 AM Post #21 |
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yeah, I know, funny, eh?
Is that lame? I had no idea... My new name would be...master of lameniness |
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| Saint Anger | 16th October 2004 - 04:40 PM Post #22 |
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Holiest Of Angered Furriness
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i ran into a chainlink fence today! i didnt mean to, i was chasing the hockey ball and couldnt slow down fast enough to stop before the fence, so i jumped foot first into it (causes less damage than any other way) and went about six feet up it oh andi have mild concussion from a hockey ball to my jaw/face and its all swolled up and hurty |
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| Dark Angel | 16th October 2004 - 04:57 PM Post #23 |
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Evil Space Wolf
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Ill make it quick... Playing with sicors, I should of stabbed my eyes out, I cut my nose and the other side of the scizors hit my eye, thank god by my eye lid droping down or I would be blind in 1 eye. PS: Why is it sister boyfriends do the stupidest things? Jebus says, "Because are sisters are stupid. JK"!
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| I was one of the first! I ruled apon my clan! Than they turned on me like cowards! I walk the planet searching for awnswers to this curse! I will rule once again! Squeek-squeek! Death to all those who oppose me! | |
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| Argan | 16th October 2004 - 05:49 PM Post #24 |
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*Rat of Brass Squeek*
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when i got 'take off your pans and jacket' i did and went running round the hospital..... went walkabout in little london at 11:30 one night (little london is the roughest place in leeds and i was very lucky that nothing happened) i laughed at a professional jipsy bare knucel boxer, luckely he saw the funny side of it i nearly got ran over by a car, but i jumped and ran across the roof onto the other side, this aint cool it hurts a lot i went crowd surfing at a rock festecal with my wallet in my pocket :lol: i slid down a stoney hill on my stomach i tried to dive in the shower (i was young) split my chin and had to have stiches |
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) | |
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| SingTheScreams | 16th October 2004 - 06:12 PM Post #25 |
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not sisters boyfriend (hes cool), his dumbass little brother. and my sister happens to be cool. she has pink hair ![]() earlier times: i cut off my finger in a locker at school got drunk and passed out JUST before i was about to fornicate with my ex listened to "schfifty five" seventeen times in a row at my friends house anyways, yesterday i was drunk for 8 hours straight and expected no to get a hangover made out with a chick while her boyfriend was taking a piss talked in a perfect english accent for over two hours (yesterday) stole a 40oz of vodka off ian, then drank most of it, only puked once, and blamed it on my friend mike (yesterday) almost got banned from the community centre for breaking the gazebo(sp?) WHICH I DIDNT DO! (yesterday) lost a shitload of bracelets and the bead for my lip ring (yesterday) ALMOST: fornicated in the woods with the above-mentioned female (yesterday) pierced my tongue with a kilt pin (yesterday) fell off a step and cracked my skull (yesterday) got lost in the above-mentioned woods (yesterday) although i dont think i can beat khilkhret... |
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| Khilkhret Foe-slayer | 17th October 2004 - 01:31 AM Post #26 |
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He Who Needs To Stick Around For Once
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This is going in my sig Some more- I bought the girl who I am trying to go out with (aforementioned 6-years-dead relationship) over $50 of stuff five days ago Advertised Skitterclaw's various roleplays (well, sort of stupid) Created the Under-Empire Dating Game Character Creation System (once again- someone delete that please) |
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Guess who's back? ...Yes, back again. This time to stay.
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| grendel23 | 17th October 2004 - 01:52 AM Post #27 |
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Globadier
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gw related stupidity- while trying to clear a clogged primer nozzle, i managed to spray myself in the face and melted the plastic lenses of my glasses. managed to hit the bone of my index finger with an x-acto blade. managed to hit the bone of my index finger with a drill bit. poor bone. |
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| Bassik Dwarveripper | 17th October 2004 - 04:01 PM Post #28 |
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Oh, I forgot to mention I jumped down a dune, and it was a realy big one. Two meters higher and my legs would have pierced my brains! And a few weeks ago, I threw a burning sigarete in a litterbin at my work(pizzeria) It catched fire. Good thing it was outside, but he entirely melted down, and now is some kind of weak chaos spawn on the plaza at the restaurant! (nobody could clean that... or would) I also spraid my kitchen phone red, because I "wanted to chat with the Red Line". |
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| Plaguemaster Skab | 17th October 2004 - 04:50 PM Post #29 |
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plaguemaster and official bearer of liber bubonicus
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I asked a gypsy if he f**ks his sister to keep the family going I made a few nasty comments about a teacher who happened to be standing right behind me. I farted in 11 minutes of silence on red poppy day and everyone heard. I fell asleep in my SATS I was cooking coconut muffins,and they burnt,and I touched the tray to see if it was hot (5 mins ago) |
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| Grey Seer Arqueek | 17th October 2004 - 05:15 PM Post #30 |
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the Lurker
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I love that song, althought it doesn't beat the Dub Dub song. We need to start a vote for the top 'Stupid Thing". |
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"What is too absurd to believe is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie" -The first member of the Cult of Screams | |
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