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Stupid things; What have you done?
Topic Started: 14th October 2004 - 11:54 PM (643 Views)
Khilkhret Foe-slayer
He Who Needs To Stick Around For Once
I haven't given up on a relationship that has been over for more than 6 years
I stapled my hand to a wall
I set my pants on fire using nothing more than a lighter and some Axe
I hijacked the groom's golf cart at a wedding using nothing more than a plastic fork and a twig, and managed to drive it fifty feet from the lake before my parents caught me (I was five)
I electrocuted myself when I was six, by stealing my dad's car keys and wedging them in the electrical socket to 'see what electwisity looks like"
I electrocuted myself again using two paperclips when I was trying to fix a cut power cord for my stereo- it worked
I took apart my old computer. Did you know that rats can gnaw their way into a desktop computer, and make a nest inside it without slowing it down or damaging it?
I bought Warmachine models- stupidest thing i ever did.
I considered not playing skaven, and going with Beasts of Chaos instead.
I wrote rules for a Fantasy version of the 40k game Inquisitor (available on PM'd request- they still need work)
I wrote a grand total of 173 special characters- none of them with fluff that contradicts each other or GW (aside from maybe my most recent 7)
I created the Under-Empire Dating Game, based off of mordheim (can a mod please delete that? I'm really wishing I hadn't made it now...)
I compiled this list while I should have been doing my homework...
Guess who's back?
...Yes, back again. This time to stay.
Jackety
 
You know what I just realized?  I wanna see Bush and Lincoln lightsaber-fight.
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Skitterclaw Poisonmusk
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I stopped going on this forum for over a month

I used to start at least two armies a month without any decent plan to finish them

I started an Inquisitor league at my store and expected people to care

I started playing LoTR right after the window of oppurtunity for the majority of my club to be interested had flown.

I ate two screws once

I bought the Lizardmen Army box without reading their army book first

I ran naked down the street when I was about 4

Thats all I can think of right now
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Khilkhret Foe-slayer
He Who Needs To Stick Around For Once
glued together three boxes of NR's without stopping. Glue Fumes Cloud!
Guess who's back?
...Yes, back again. This time to stay.
Jackety
 
You know what I just realized?  I wanna see Bush and Lincoln lightsaber-fight.
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Grey Seer Arqueek
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Me no got no brain damage. Me head works good.
"What is too absurd to believe is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie"

-The first member of the Cult of Screams
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philleehellphia
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I let my one of my best friends take my ex girlfriend after i dumped her a few months back. How Lame is that?????
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Bassik Dwarveripper
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Did you know that rats can gnaw their way into a desktop computer, and make a nest inside it without slowing it down or damaging it?

yeah, I know, funny, eh?

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I let my one of my best friends take my ex girlfriend after i dumped her a few months back. How Lame is that?????

Is that lame? I had no idea...
My new name would be...master of lameniness
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Saint Anger
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i ran into a chainlink fence today! i didnt mean to, i was chasing the hockey ball and couldnt slow down fast enough to stop before the fence, so i jumped foot first into it (causes less damage than any other way) and went about six feet up it

oh andi have mild concussion from a hockey ball to my jaw/face and its all swolled up and hurty
singthescreams
 
anger continues ranting about the desecration of his tomb, his fancy sword, and the cost of crude oil
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Dark Angel
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Ill make it quick...

Playing with sicors, I should of stabbed my eyes out, I cut my nose and the other side of the scizors hit my eye, thank god by my eye lid droping down or I would be blind in 1 eye.

PS: Why is it sister boyfriends do the stupidest things?

Jebus says, "Because are sisters are stupid. :P JK"!
I was one of the first! I ruled apon my clan! Than they turned on me like cowards! I walk the planet searching for awnswers to this curse! I will rule once again! Squeek-squeek! Death to all those who oppose me!
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Argan
*Rat of Brass Squeek*
when i got 'take off your pans and jacket' i did and went running round the hospital.....

went walkabout in little london at 11:30 one night (little london is the roughest place in leeds and i was very lucky that nothing happened)

i laughed at a professional jipsy bare knucel boxer, luckely he saw the funny side of it

i nearly got ran over by a car, but i jumped and ran across the roof onto the other side, this aint cool it hurts a lot

i went crowd surfing at a rock festecal with my wallet in my pocket :lol:

i slid down a stoney hill on my stomach

i tried to dive in the shower (i was young) split my chin and had to have stiches


Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.

It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.

On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.

Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany.

Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick)
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SingTheScreams
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Dark Angel
Oct 16 2004, 11:57 AM
PS: Why is it sister boyfriends do the stupidest things?

Jebus says, "Because are sisters are stupid. :P JK"!

not sisters boyfriend (hes cool), his dumbass little brother. and my sister happens to be cool. she has pink hair :)

earlier times:
i cut off my finger in a locker at school
got drunk and passed out JUST before i was about to fornicate with my ex
listened to "schfifty five" seventeen times in a row at my friends house



anyways, yesterday i was drunk for 8 hours straight and expected no to get a hangover
made out with a chick while her boyfriend was taking a piss
talked in a perfect english accent for over two hours (yesterday)
stole a 40oz of vodka off ian, then drank most of it, only puked once, and blamed it on my friend mike (yesterday)
almost got banned from the community centre for breaking the gazebo(sp?) WHICH I DIDNT DO! (yesterday)
lost a shitload of bracelets and the bead for my lip ring (yesterday)


ALMOST:
fornicated in the woods with the above-mentioned female (yesterday)
pierced my tongue with a kilt pin (yesterday)
fell off a step and cracked my skull (yesterday)
got lost in the above-mentioned woods (yesterday)


although i dont think i can beat khilkhret...
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no need to worry for soul, instead starts worshipping STS and slaughtering unbelievers in his holy name.
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Khilkhret Foe-slayer
He Who Needs To Stick Around For Once
SingTheScreams
Oct 16 2004, 02:12 PM
although i dont think i can beat khilkhret...

:D :D :D
This is going in my sig
Some more-
I bought the girl who I am trying to go out with (aforementioned 6-years-dead relationship) over $50 of stuff five days ago
Advertised Skitterclaw's various roleplays (well, sort of stupid)
Created the Under-Empire Dating Game Character Creation System (once again- someone delete that please)
Guess who's back?
...Yes, back again. This time to stay.
Jackety
 
You know what I just realized?  I wanna see Bush and Lincoln lightsaber-fight.
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grendel23
Globadier
gw related stupidity-
while trying to clear a clogged primer nozzle, i managed to spray myself in the face and melted the plastic lenses of my glasses.
managed to hit the bone of my index finger with an x-acto blade.
managed to hit the bone of my index finger with a drill bit.
poor bone.
if vegetarians eat vegetables, i guess that makes me a humanitarian
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Bassik Dwarveripper
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Oh, I forgot to mention I jumped down a dune, and it was a realy big one. Two meters higher and my legs would have pierced my brains!

And a few weeks ago, I threw a burning sigarete in a litterbin at my work(pizzeria) It catched fire. Good thing it was outside, but he entirely melted down, and now is some kind of weak chaos spawn on the plaza at the restaurant!
(nobody could clean that... or would)

I also spraid my kitchen phone red, because I "wanted to chat with the Red Line".
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Plaguemaster Skab
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I asked a gypsy if he f**ks his sister to keep the family going

I made a few nasty comments about a teacher who happened to be standing right behind me.

I farted in 11 minutes of silence on red poppy day and everyone heard.

I fell asleep in my SATS

I was cooking coconut muffins,and they burnt,and I touched the tray to see if it was hot (5 mins ago)
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Grey Seer Arqueek
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SingTheScreams
Oct 16 2004, 01:12 PM
listened to "schfifty five" seventeen times in a row at my friends house




I love that song, althought it doesn't beat the Dub Dub song. We need to start a vote for the top 'Stupid Thing".
"What is too absurd to believe is believed because it is too absurd to be a lie"

-The first member of the Cult of Screams
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