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Stupid things; What have you done?
Topic Started: 14th October 2004 - 11:54 PM (642 Views)
Jackety
FEAR THE LEMMING!
I almost stabbed a toaster with a fork to see if my waffles were ready.
What have you done thats stupid?
I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song..
Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know..
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SingTheScreams
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threw my camera at a car (its okay it was crappy anyways)
climbed a lamp post at school - right outside my VP's office
dropped off a 5-foot rock ledge on my bike (my poor baby.... i almost killed it. fortunately its more durable than i am)
set off firecrackers in the school caf
heehee put a firecracker in my friends cigarette

i think thats it for now...
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no need to worry for soul, instead starts worshipping STS and slaughtering unbelievers in his holy name.
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Backed the car into the mailbox :( Yeah, I know I'm 14...

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Jackety
FEAR THE LEMMING!
Wow..
Outdoing those is going to require actually STABBING the toaster with the fork!
I'll have to get up earlier.
I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song..
Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know..
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grendel23
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i jumped into the susquehenna river in january
hit my thumb with a ten pound hammer
broke my own nose with a wooden sword...
i could go on for hours.
if vegetarians eat vegetables, i guess that makes me a humanitarian
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Jackety
FEAR THE LEMMING!
Yes, but no offence; you are far older then we are. You have had more time and experiance in the matter of doing stupid things.
I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song..
Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know..
*dundundunnnn*
I AM ALWAYS WATCHING.
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SingTheScreams
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oh are we going on about previousm not recent stupid things?

well it all started when i was born...

lol

although my sister's boyfriend's brother (my age) has done the stupidest thing in recent memory
he was spraying bug spray down the front of his shirt (then you light it and a fireball comes out). of course, he sprays too much and his shirt catches fire. he does stop drop and roll, but its a chemical fire so all he succeeds in doing ismelting the fabric of his shirt to his chest.

he now has 2nd and 3rd degree burns all over his chest and shoulders and succeeded in burning his nipple off.









top that.
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Jackety
FEAR THE LEMMING!
I've set a public bench on fire using Axe, and pigeon poop. Yeah, there was no match.
I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song..
Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know..
*dundundunnnn*
I AM ALWAYS WATCHING.
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SingTheScreams
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Jackety
Oct 14 2004, 08:25 PM
I've set a public bench on fire using Axe, and pigeon poop. Yeah, there was no match.

....did you burn your nipple off? i think not.
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Back to retirement!

I have stabbed a toaster with a knife. They Explode :P! I also got a clothes peg stuck in my nose... whoops...
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Grey Seer Arqueek
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hard to beat burning you nipple off, unless you manage to burn both of em off.

here's a few in recent memory

-go swimming in 50oc water.
-cannon ball a 40 foot cliff.
-repeat for a 30 foot brigde.
-go down rapids on an inflatable tube.
-light my pants on fire with gasoline.
-fire a potatoe gun at some neighbours.
-knock off my large toe nail with a pop can.(building a tower and it was knocked over)
-make 10 foot flames with citronella

most of these were in the summer, I'm sure I'll remember more stupid stuf later.
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grendel23
Oct 15 2004, 02:12 AM
broke my own nose with a wooden sword...
i could go on for hours.

*tries not to laugh.. and fails miserably*
(ROFL :lol:)

Most of what I've read reminds me of Real Life Weapon Team missfires.
Skryre wannabee's!

Most stupid thing.. hrmm,
I think attaching my oars on the wrong side of my my sciff once (starboard on port and vice versa) and finding out after 15 minutes of very very shitty rowing (I must have been sleeping or something)
Then capsizing 1 minute later, trying to get back to the raft to fix the problem.
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Bunny ear says flop

Trying to make a boiled egg in a magnetron... <_<

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setting fire to my hair (not that theres any difference between ginger and fire colour) and no, i did not burn my nipple off!

walk bare foot across a mildly glowing red metal grid (it burns, still)

and having taken a couple of days to realise that my infected finger is serious enough to have started rotting the nail

oh, and seeing how many people can be squashed in a phone box, phones will hurt your spine if you let them people, but the compensation of being next to some friendly members of the other sex helped protect other areas(if you catch my drift)
singthescreams
 
anger continues ranting about the desecration of his tomb, his fancy sword, and the cost of crude oil
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A-hem, I smashed my old chevy into a....don't laugh... flashingpost of the police!
It was the happiest day of my life.

I threw my girlfriend/feyonce of the stairs, because I tripped over the door post. She had a broken arm. :(

I electrocuted myself with a paperclip and a (little holes into a wall where electricity comes out) because I wanted to sabotage power of the school.
It succeeded.

I drove my fathers car, and got a bill because I parked in a no-parking area.

I cut my third nipple off.

I once shaved my chesthair

I asked my girlfriend to marry me, and she went all giggly and fell of the chair... in a 4 star restaurant!

I swom last year into the Northsea... Januari the 1st.
I holded it about ten minutes, and then I was sick for three weeks.

When I was a teenager, I almost raped someone, but fell off in time, and I pushed my mates back to.
In that very year, I tried to kill myself, but the ceiling came down with me(I'm still alive)

I once made my zippo's flames go higher and higher till it exploded in my hand.... there must be still some metal shards in it.
I have a new zippo now :P

I joined this site

I bought a car that isnot automatic gear-thingy :angry:

Once, I was realy happie, played the guitar, and all the sudden, a snare came loos, nearly hit my eye.

I waited to long to ask my girl to marry me.

When bowling, I always throw the black 16 ball, but once, I used a 6 ball. I threw it high up in the air, and it smashed the bowling alley.

I saw the movie "rats"

I let the ratcage open once, and three escaped, and one killed a mouse.

They all returned, and one of them is still alive.

I started a ratfarm
(I sold them all, exept for my dearest ones)

I threw my piano out of the window.

I bought this house

I am still studying for teacher

I wrote all this stuff.


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