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| Tweet Topic Started: 14th October 2004 - 08:40 AM (129 Views) | |
| Argan | 14th October 2004 - 08:40 AM Post #1 |
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do u you have townies an other countries other that england?? by townies i mean little 10 yr olds that go around acting hard and threatening you. theyre so annoying and they give the other teenagers a really bad name its so annoying when you get on the bus an either; 1.theres an old person who starts talking to the perosn next to them about the 'youth of today', and they try and do it descreatly but they r deaf so they say it really loudly and just about every one on the bus hears it, its funny tho, i was reading a history book and there was a referance to this 16th century monk who said that younger people were very disrespectful, this makes me onder howmuch we have com down since then, 2. theres a group of townies near where u r sitting and they come over and start offering you stolen stuff, mobiles e.t.c. they they start asking where you r from then if u daont give them a roughenough place they start threatening u, they dont actuely do anything because the dont have the guts to back up their words. if you live in england ull know what i mean, im just wondering if thres any other adaptations of townies in other coutries?? |
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| Bad Monkey | 14th October 2004 - 09:53 AM Post #2 |
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In Scotland we don't have "townie's"/"skallies"/"rude boys" or anyother of the types of people you English folk suffer from, no we have something far worse. We Have Neds (also known as bams, boabs and rajies depending on what part of Scotland you are from). A ned can be identified by his nasal voice and arragant (yet insecure swagger). Neds love nothing more than wearing unfeasibly large gold signet rings, and wearing of a Burbery cap and trakkies, (think GLC without the irony). There are three stages in the life of a ned. 1. The bam-gene activates: This noramly starts around the onset of puberty (ages 9 -10), kinda like the X-gene in the X-men. The ned will devolpe his/her nasal vioce, develope a thirst for Buckfast fortied wine (this as far as I am aware is unique to neds, goi on reports form my cosins south of the border) altho MD 20 20 is also on thier list of favorite drinks, it is Buckfast that they hold above all else. It is around thi age that most Neds will also start to smoke (note because of the law, under 16's cannot buy full packs of fags so they will share a fag between them. It has been known for as many as 5 neds to share the same cigerette,such is the need to fit in with thier "squwad". At this stage they will also begin to act out at things and people who they dont understand. Think Pol Pot in burberry. 2. The terrirtorial urge: This normaly kicks in shortly after the bam-gene activates usally (ages 10-13) . This is when they are most dangerous, they prowl thier estates armed with knifes, air pistols, and various other weapons designed to injure. They hunt down anybody not from thier area an dwhen they chance upon one the interogation will begin asking such probing questions as "Where you fae?" ("Where are you from?") and "Di you ken insert name?" (do you know insert name) if the answer is deemed to be un acceptable the recipiant can expect a beating. It has to be noted that when alone Neds are defensless and can sometimes appear friendly, do not be fooled. This is because a ned knows exactly how vunerable he is on his own, he wil return to his primative state as soon as he sees one of his friends. perhaps most disturbing of this stage, this is where the ned developes his music tastes which is undesirable. A neds main stream tastes are at first glance, not bad citing eminem and oasis as some of thier prefered litening. However there is a dark undercurrent, he will alos have a love for happy hard core acts such as Bonkers. 3. adulthood: Adult life starts early for a ned and can go either one of 2 ways. the first (we shal call them the house ned) and most desireble is that the ned will go on to get a job, keep it for more than 2 weeks and support his baby and girlfriend. These neds are more responible, and while they do still apear to be threating they are harmelss, despite the list of petty crimes that they have commited. Tho they still retain some of the terrirorial urge and should not be provoked. The second is a pathetic creature (the crack ned), after starting on drugs at an early age (usally around stage 1) the ned has become a fully feldged memebr of the crack house and can be seen in and around bus shelters recieting tales of how they have been stranded in town and despite having a handful of change they do not have the required £1 to get home. do not give them any moey, these neds are exactly like pigeions, if you give one a pound then more will come. Although being harmless, crack neds are unpredictbale and have been known to lash out at anybody at times, tho it is very rare. The crack neds are shunned by many of thier kind and rarly have nay family that wants anything to do with them. The Scottish executive even published a repot on the neds ( an official term) The term ned is an abbreviation for non educated deliquent. |
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| Saint Anger | 14th October 2004 - 03:56 PM Post #3 |
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i read about them in a book, i think it was Freddie Forsyth's forth protocol, though i'm not sure in the very south u.k (hampshire) we have townies and people similar to neds, kinda like punks, but in need of a real good slapping with some object such as a haddock they all tend to listen to brintney spears *burns finger use to type name to purify it* and her ilk damn them all (no offence intended to any female slut like pop stars) |
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