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Scenario 1: If your; girlfriend burned all your warhammer
Topic Started: 12th October 2004 - 02:07 AM (288 Views)
philleehellphia
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Okay, this is just a SCENARIO, and i would just like to see what you would do.

Let's say, you are a GW worker, you have secret powers and......................your girlfriend(yes you have a girlfriend in this scenario) completly hates your hobby of collecting and painting warhammer. One day she asks, what temperture melts pewter, and then you tottaly freak out when you see your collection of warhammer burned in the fireplace. You scream and...



1. Dump your girlfriend, and then use your magic powers to un-melt your warhammer.

2. Keep your girlfriend, slap her, and then re-start your warhammer collection

3. Use your powers to turn back time, and you would never go out with the girl.

4. Use your powers to turn back time, and hide your warhammer collection, never telling her what you do for a hobby.



I would do 1. since i'd rather have my warhammer collection, and also dump that freaky girl who hates warhammer.
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Khilkhret Foe-slayer
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If my gf doesn't like Warhammer, I'd put the stuff away, and not tell her when I use them. or, I'd make her lots of really nice models (ones that she likes, not me). A person is much harder to get to like me than bits of plastic and metal. Even so, if my girlfriend melted my rats, I'd say "wibble" and start twitching.
So, i'm a #4
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grendel23
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i wouldn't have anything to do with someone like that.
i don't want to have to make a choice between two things i love.
if she makes demands or tries to change me, then its apparent that she doesn't love me, just some ideal that she thinks i should be.
'don't force me to make choices like that, you might not like the results.'
if vegetarians eat vegetables, i guess that makes me a humanitarian
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I'd be more like grendel. I wouldn't want her forcing me to stop doing something enjoy. I might try to get her to like warhammer, so her some of the models, get her involved, paint her a fewmodels, or something like that.

If she still really hated the hobby then I'd wait and see what she does about it.

She must be a pyro if she would burn my whole collection, kinda freaky.
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5. Tell my wife I sold them so she doesnt find out about the girlfriend :P
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I'd kill her
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I'd kill her

nice

id like to be like grendal, but i guess id be too lazy to care, although id probably make her do somthing bad with my powers so that shed feel guilty and then buy me it all back :D
so im 6. do nothing and then get back at her in a sneaky way
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I would probably get a red hot poker and shove it up her ass.


Oh,and I wolud use my magic powers to re-make it.
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grendel23
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her ass?
if vegetarians eat vegetables, i guess that makes me a humanitarian
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I would expand her research, finding out what temperature is required to melt female bones Dev
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Khilkhret Foe-slayer
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you coldn't do it in a fireplace, or a furnace either- you're talking lava or something...
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s'nkeep
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wait isnt it a requirement if your a gw worker to have an army that you constally paint in the store?

if so it could me you having to get fired if you dont keep up your quota LOL

it really depends if shes good in bed and how ugly you are.

if you answer yes to both, then id find a way to keep her, otherwise find someone who isnt a player hater :lol:

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i'd say "oh poo-poo thats rather unfortunate, now can i melt all your candles and burn all your poems, or are you gonna get down on your knees and suck, i mean, apologise"

i would then rob a bank or two (maybe 3, depends how poor i feel after the first one)and buy it all back.

and then i'd buy my girlfriend some flowers cause i'm nice
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I would grab all her photos and and put them in a paper shredder and say; "Wow, I could have sworn that these pictures wouldn't catch fire."

Then force her to to my unlimited biddings. And then say; "Baby! I was just playing!!! Come on dammit!."
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s'nkeep
Oct 12 2004, 08:49 PM
it really depends if shes good in bed and how ugly you are.

if you answer yes to both, then id find a way to keep her, otherwise find someone who isnt a player hater :lol:

*reconsiders*

Ok.. I wouldn't kill her... <_< ;)
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