| Battle.; Dwarves get massacured. | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: 28th July 2004 - 11:52 PM (238 Views) | |
| Jackety | 28th July 2004 - 11:52 PM Post #1 |
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FEAR THE LEMMING!
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Rik-Rik was staring across the field…it was a nice, sunny day. He hated days like these. Her stared across the two hills, the two small forests, and the rough fields…and the dwarven war host on the other side of the battle field…then looking at his recently purchased Warp Lighting Cannon. Yet another day…yet another head. As he saw the drunken Slayer with its dragon head, his slowly grinned, evilly…having an idea, before sending forth his horde. Both armies warily advanced on each other…the chopping of wings could be heard, a gyrocopter flying to the flank of the skaven force and beginning to spray steam all over the place, making the Skaven scream and screetch…Warlock Engineer Incompetence saw it, then realized how to regain the trust of his warlord… The armies slowly closed in on each other, the slaves jumping on the lone slayer with ruthless abadon, but failing to kill them as the slayer began to slowly hack them down. Rat Ogres moved through the fields, getting ready to lunge at the dwarven general and his unit…the Warp Lighting Cannon fired a number of times, fizzling short every time. The horde of Vermin began to close onto the dwarves, the Cheiftain being seriously hurt and carried back by some clan rats. Jitter-Kill, taking command, and dozens of clan rats charged, killed, and broke the Dwarf Runesmith and his allies, then chasing them down. The Warlock Engineer, opened the Storm Daemon, lauching shots of lighting at the Gyrocopter…nearly downing it. He then opened his warp-blades, firing forth a dozen bolts of lighting, blowing the gyrocopter out of the sky. The Cheiftain saw this on his way out, eyes wide… The Bolt Thrower and Cannon shot at the clan rats near the bolt thrower, the cannon over shooting and killing one, the bolt throwers bolt bouncing off the shield of the first one it hit. The clan-rats screeched their fury and charged forward, instantly killing two of the bolt thrower crew and running that last one down. The Rat-Ogres roared and screeched at the ran into the dwaven warriors, eating two of them…the Thane managed to injure one, but not kill any. Jitter-Kill and his unit led the charge into the flank of that unit, causing them to break and flee…but not far enough. The Warlock Engineer ran so he could see the cannon, shooting it with his warp lighting…and doing nothing but frying himself. The Warp Lighting Cannon charged…and charged…and charged. It then shot a bolt of unbelievable strength, going forward…and blowing the warlock engineer flying, past the cannon. The cannon was then hit, the lighting singing the gun powder and blowing it sky high, and the slaves finally managed to knock the slayer out with their clubs, sticks, and rusted weapon. Rik-Rik looked at the slayer…the one survivor, before grinning evilly. “You’ll have some use for me after all…” And thats right. Hergig. Its in Hergig. |
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| Deathmaster Mik | 29th July 2004 - 06:20 AM Post #2 |
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Claw of the Shadow
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If that isn't a massacre.. I dunno what is ![]() Gratz gratz Jackety, warpstone tokens for you and a victory for the Over-Empire
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| vasquisk | 29th July 2004 - 08:55 AM Post #3 |
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a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T (Dark Lords of the Overempire)
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Kinda surprised Rik-Rik actually has any time to fight. He must not be getting enough assassins sent at him... :ph43r: |
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| Jackety | 29th July 2004 - 09:08 AM Post #4 |
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FEAR THE LEMMING!
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He didn't get any time to fight. He was there before and after the battle. Beside that, he was busy shooting shadows. |
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I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song.. Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know.. *dundundunnnn* I AM ALWAYS WATCHING. | |
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| vasquisk | 29th July 2004 - 09:13 AM Post #5 |
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a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T (Dark Lords of the Overempire)
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I see... |
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