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| Jackety | 19th July 2004 - 04:39 PM Post #61 |
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FEAR THE LEMMING!
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These are great! And no ones posted them yet. |
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I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song.. Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know.. *dundundunnnn* I AM ALWAYS WATCHING. | |
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| vasquisk | 20th July 2004 - 08:33 AM Post #62 |
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a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T (Dark Lords of the Overempire)
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At last!! I've posted something vaguely original!!! Although, since I stole them from old blonde jokes it doesn't really count... |
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| Nightlord | 23rd July 2004 - 10:53 PM Post #63 |
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Some more things to do in lifts, etc: Attempt to drool in patterns on the carpet Check the labels on people's clothes and tell them they got screwed if they payed £50 for that Attempt to lift the carpet up to see what is underneath Pretend to be dozing off on a train, wake up and scream piercingly upon seeing the nearest person's face. Set fire to your newspaper and dance around it. Bring a whip into work and crack it behind people's heads Pick up phone extensions and pretend to be a sex shop owner Plug your keyboard/mouse into somebody else's PC Nervously twitch whilst holding very cold/hot drinks. Bring a water pistol and spray it; a) onto a man's crotch into somebody's laptop casec) onto a newspaper somebody is carrying Bring out a mobile phone and pretend to make heavy breathing phone calls Attempt to convert people to an obscure sect that believes that the Rat is the ultimate animal Steal people's coffee/buns/books very obviously Leave a large pile of research into sexual urges in rabbits on your desk Attempt to keep a pet rat in one of your desk drawers When pouring drinks, always finish off by going "Aaaaaaah..." in relief Superglue people to their chairs/coffee cups to their desks/pot plants to the floor/anything else you can think of. Attempt to organise an "in-house football tournament" to be played in the hallways Pretend to have just left prison after garrotting somebody in a lift Say the only reason you go to church is to get the Communion wine |
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The Skaven language is the only one to include 32 words for "friendly fire" and none for "reliability" | |
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| Dark Angel | 23rd July 2004 - 11:46 PM Post #64 |
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Evil Space Wolf
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On a very hectic christmas shopping day dress up as the manager of a walmart, toyRus... some type of store and than go in and walk to a open tell and say "This till is now open" and run off lol and watch all the people rush to the till and look around like idiots lol. There are people that do it lol. Or dress up as a rat and run down a bussy street saying "ive lost my cheese, have you see my cheese!" |
| I was one of the first! I ruled apon my clan! Than they turned on me like cowards! I walk the planet searching for awnswers to this curse! I will rule once again! Squeek-squeek! Death to all those who oppose me! | |
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into somebody's laptop case