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Warhammer Jokes!!
Topic Started: 21st June 2004 - 02:59 PM (2,290 Views)
Jackety
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These are great! And no ones posted them yet.
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vasquisk
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Jackety
Jul 19 2004, 04:39 PM
And no ones posted them yet.

At last!! I've posted something vaguely original!!!
Although, since I stole them from old blonde jokes it doesn't really count...
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Nightlord
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Some more things to do in lifts, etc:

Attempt to drool in patterns on the carpet
Check the labels on people's clothes and tell them they got screwed if they payed £50 for that
Attempt to lift the carpet up to see what is underneath
Pretend to be dozing off on a train, wake up and scream piercingly upon seeing the nearest person's face.
Set fire to your newspaper and dance around it.
Bring a whip into work and crack it behind people's heads
Pick up phone extensions and pretend to be a sex shop owner
Plug your keyboard/mouse into somebody else's PC
Nervously twitch whilst holding very cold/hot drinks.
Bring a water pistol and spray it;
a) onto a man's crotch
B) into somebody's laptop case
c) onto a newspaper somebody is carrying

Bring out a mobile phone and pretend to make heavy breathing phone calls
Attempt to convert people to an obscure sect that believes that the Rat is the ultimate animal
Steal people's coffee/buns/books very obviously
Leave a large pile of research into sexual urges in rabbits on your desk
Attempt to keep a pet rat in one of your desk drawers
When pouring drinks, always finish off by going "Aaaaaaah..." in relief
Superglue people to their chairs/coffee cups to their desks/pot plants to the floor/anything else you can think of.
Attempt to organise an "in-house football tournament" to be played in the hallways
Pretend to have just left prison after garrotting somebody in a lift
Say the only reason you go to church is to get the Communion wine
The Skaven language is the only one to include 32 words for "friendly fire" and none for "reliability"
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Dark Angel
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On a very hectic christmas shopping day dress up as the manager of a walmart, toyRus... some type of store and than go in and walk to a open tell and say "This till is now open" and run off lol and watch all the people rush to the till and look around like idiots lol.

There are people that do it lol.

Or dress up as a rat and run down a bussy street saying "ive lost my cheese, have you see my cheese!"
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