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| Verminous Fang | 8th July 2004 - 07:51 AM Post #46 |
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@grendel: A Skaven slave? You know, Ws 2...
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Go forth my brethren, that we shall nibble at the roots of the old world! We are the rats in the shadows. We hold the blades of corruption, aimed at the very heart of the Old World. We are The Council of Thirteen. Second place in the UnderEmpire painting competition! | |
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| Cypher19 | 8th July 2004 - 09:25 AM Post #47 |
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or a gobo :rolleyes: other than that, anything realy could do that... |
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U.S. taxpayer cost of the Iraq War: $250,279,000,000 Thats about $150,000 a minute, ten million dollars every hour, and 250 million dollars a day! http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?op...pper&Itemid=182 "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~Albert Einstein W/L/D Skaven: 57/16/7 | |
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| Snikkit | 8th July 2004 - 11:43 AM Post #48 |
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A bouncy ball, made of warpstone of course..... |
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| warlord Arqueek | 8th July 2004 - 04:24 PM Post #49 |
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here's to us slaves that have no meaning I tip my ssword into you let's cry the night away to friends and forget about tomorrow there won't be a tomorrow here's to us Rats that have no meaning I tip my glass to you my komrats let's toast the night away with some skavenade and forget about tomorrow forget about ouré sorrow |
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let the storm come !!!! here's to us Rats that have no meaning I tip my glass to you my komrats let's toast the night away with some skavenade and forget about tomorrow forget about ouré sorrow | |
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| SingTheScreams | 9th July 2004 - 01:03 AM Post #50 |
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Call me Sings
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hahahha new found glory fan? |
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| Kill-Kill | 10th July 2004 - 01:04 PM Post #51 |
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Skab, you forgot (elavator) leave a small box in the cornor and ask people if they hear something ticking... :B (vampire!!!!!!!)
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<font color="darkred">Your words are just bloody fallacy, A house of cards, painted white. Tried to recreate Normandy, But you made up the reasons to fight</font> Mik was here! <font color=pink> <-thanks </font> | |
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| Grey Seer Thanquol | 12th July 2004 - 02:03 AM Post #52 |
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The Right Hand Rat
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Heres a good one 3 elves are walking on a beach. a High Elf, a Wood Elf, and a Dark Elf as they are walking along they come upon a buteifull mermaid. They start talking to the mermaid and and after a while the High elf asks " Have you ever been cuddeled?" she said no, so he cuddled her. Then the Wood Elf asks "Have you ever been kissed?" she said no, so he kissed her. Then the Dark Elf asks "Have you ever been screwed?" she says no, He said "You are now, the tieds out" :lol: |
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The Skaven are a race of malevolent rat-men that inhabit the underground of the Warhammer world. "Sir, we're, surrounded." , "Excellent. We can attack in any direction!" | |
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| Snikkit | 12th July 2004 - 03:03 AM Post #53 |
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hahahaha, stupid mermaid, oh, thats not really a joke, that is the leading theory for mermaid extinction.... |
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| typo | 12th July 2004 - 03:09 AM Post #54 |
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lol, that one is actually kind of funny
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That pesky warmachine keeping you down, or is that combat monster destroying your army? NEVER FEAR... ESHIN IS HERE Wherever there is injustice... I will be there... Wherever crime is going on unhindered... I will be... Oh screw it, cant anyone take the law into their own hands Happy Hunting Cheers, Typo Record (w/l/t) 27/5/7 SoC Record(w/l/t) 13/1/2 | |
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| Jackety | 12th July 2004 - 03:29 AM Post #55 |
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Here it goes... A human, a Skaven, and a chaos warrior walk into a bar. The human says: "I bet my gun is bigger then yours!" And pulls out the great cannon. The chaos warriors goes "Thats nothing!" And pulls out the hell cannon. The Skaven look at both of them, then sighs. "I have one that makes those look like nothing! Just stay right here and don't do anything!" The skaven quickly leaves, and the human and chaos warrior die of thirst and hunger in a few days. The moral of this joke/story: Humans are stupid. |
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I like black text you like black text lalala! lalala! ..wow, I already lost the tune to that song.. Folks, I may return or I may vanish, but know.. *dundundunnnn* I AM ALWAYS WATCHING. | |
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| Plaguemaster Skab | 12th July 2004 - 07:14 AM Post #56 |
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plaguemaster and official bearer of liber bubonicus
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both were good. |
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| warlord Arqueek | 12th July 2004 - 11:23 AM Post #57 |
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lol mermaid was fun |
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let the storm come !!!! here's to us Rats that have no meaning I tip my glass to you my komrats let's toast the night away with some skavenade and forget about tomorrow forget about ouré sorrow | |
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| Grey Seer Thanquol | 12th July 2004 - 02:11 PM Post #58 |
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The Right Hand Rat
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okay another good one two Sigmarite Priests meet in a market, the start talking and get to know one another then the first preist asks, "how do you decide how much money you keep and how much money you give to Sigmar?" the second preist says "I put all the money in a bag and throw it up in the air, whatever lands on one side of the room i keep and whatever lands on the other side i give to sigmar." how do you do it? The first Priest says "I do it almost the same way, I put all the money in a bag and throw it up in the air, whatever Sigmar catches he can keep."
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The Skaven are a race of malevolent rat-men that inhabit the underground of the Warhammer world. "Sir, we're, surrounded." , "Excellent. We can attack in any direction!" | |
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| Plaguemaster Skab | 12th July 2004 - 03:16 PM Post #59 |
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:lol: a skyre engineer and his team of apprentices were walking through a field one day.They see an odd looking machine,one that looks slightly like a gun.The engineer walks around the machine,tapping it here and there.The apprentices do likewise. Suddely the machine explodes,killing all the rats.2 humans stand up behind a small mound of earth,gazing at the hellblaster. "damn,you were right jenkins.the phrase is curiosity killed the rat." |
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| vasquisk | 19th July 2004 - 08:34 AM Post #60 |
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a.k.a. I-D-I-O-T (Dark Lords of the Overempire)
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First off, a disclaimer: I'm sorry if anyone has posted these before, I just couldn't be bothered to check through over again and figured it would be quicker to apologise now in case it happens. Secondly, most of these are old "blonde" jokes, so you've probably heard them all, ah well... A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down, then says, "Anybody want to hear an elf joke?". The barman leans across and says to him, "Listen, I'm an elf, the guy on your right has a big sword, and he's an elf, and the guy on your left has an even bigger sword, and he's an elf too. Do you really want to tell an elf joke now?" "No way!" says the blind man, "not if I have to explain it three times!" Why do elves enjoy jokes so much? Because they laugh at them three times; once when you tell it to them, once when you explain it to them and once when they get it. A man and ten elves are hanging onto a rope that is dangling over a cliff, attached to a tree. The rope begins to slip, and they realise that one of them will have to let go, or else they will all die. Eventually, the man says he will do it, as the elves are a dying race and his small sacrifice would allow them to continue their lives, and so it would be for the greater good. When he finishes, all the elves, moved to tears by his heroic speech, begin to clap... A man, a dwarf and an elf come across a magic circle in a wood, with a sign saying that if they stand in it and tell a lie, they will disappear. The man, a highly intelligent mage, walks in and says "I think I'm stupid!" and disappears. The dwarf, a strong warrior, walks in and says "I think I'm weak!" and disappears. The elf walks in and says "I think..." and disappears. An elf is riding down a road in his chariot when he smashes into a chariot driven by a Chaos warrior. The warrior jumps out, pulls the elf from his chariot, throws him to the ground and draws a circle in the earth with his sword. "Stand in this circle," he shouts, "and don't step out of it!" He turns to the elf's chariot, and begins to smash it up. Hearing the elf laughing, he turns round, but the elf is just standing there. The warrior resumes smashing up the chariot, but hears more laughter. He turns around, but the elf is just standing in the circle, with a slight grin on his face. The warrior continues to trash the chariot, but hears more laughter. He spins around, to see the elf standing in the circle, laughing uncontrollably. "What's so funny?!" demands the warrior. "Well," says the elf, "every time you turned around, I stepped out of the circle..." |
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