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| Deathmaster Mik | 23rd June 2004 - 10:46 AM Post #16 |
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ROFL LMAO LOL! What REALLY killed me, was YOU explaining it! TOO funny! Keep em comming! I wonder what you can come up with if you think for only 30 secs.. priceless I bet! *thumbs up* As for -not breaking the chain- (I know its already broken, but heck.. I won't be the one held responsible!) here's my 'pun' (2 minutes of thinking too!): It's marked.. It screams for blood.. and if you have four of them.. you have a square. What is it? A Khorner (gratz on finding the answer.. don't tell anyone!) |
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| Sammy the Squid | 23rd June 2004 - 11:05 AM Post #17 |
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Back to retirement!
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I dunno... what is it? |
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"If the squidman can't do it, no one can!!" Wins/Losses/Draws Skaven Clan Rattenkrieg - 108/58/20 Dark Elves - 44/14/8 Hochland Empire - 33/14/4 Malkavian Vampires - 23/22/4 Beastmen - 50/25/2 Have not completed a Painting Vow since July 07!! | |
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| Deathmaster Mik | 23rd June 2004 - 01:53 PM Post #18 |
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I'm a Deathmaster.. It's hidden offcourse!.. LOOK MORE CLOSELY.. and you WILL find the answer! Good huntings! *squish squish* |
![]() Death lurks in my cloak.................. Death dances in my footsteps;................. I am become Death. ................. Amen | |
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| Plaguemaster Skab | 23rd June 2004 - 03:08 PM Post #19 |
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we have broken the chain 2wice now <_< Well done sammy the squid. <_< <_< what do you call a dwarf crossed with an Orc? A dork!!! |
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| Sammy the Squid | 24th June 2004 - 06:24 AM Post #20 |
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Yes well, I posted like a thousand jokes on the previous page that should make up for it! (and this) |
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"If the squidman can't do it, no one can!!" Wins/Losses/Draws Skaven Clan Rattenkrieg - 108/58/20 Dark Elves - 44/14/8 Hochland Empire - 33/14/4 Malkavian Vampires - 23/22/4 Beastmen - 50/25/2 Have not completed a Painting Vow since July 07!! | |
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| whiteclone | 24th June 2004 - 07:47 AM Post #21 |
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Deathmaster, I'm totally lost on that one. I'd have to say that it's a... Fellblade? You can put those in squares. Now I have to make another one. Hmmm.... AHA! 10 seconds! Why couldn't the plauge monk watch the movie without interuptions? It was censered! Wow, that actually wasn't that bad! Maybe I am a comedian! |
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| Verminous Fang | 24th June 2004 - 09:28 AM Post #22 |
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@Deathmaster: I got it! I don't know whether to laugh or groan... That was as bad as mine. Hmmm... Maybe some last words? Or a eulagy? Here lies Engineer K'skreet Liked to burn with warpfire The nozzle got clogged And now we can't find his feet. Here lies chieftain Krititchk A trusting soul for a rat Turned his back on his clansmen Say hello to chieftain Zzdap Here lies stre'kertch Operated the Rattling Gun Missfire spun him round Got a shot through Warlord Skrash's armor Now he's 2 feet shorter. That's why I'm not a comedy writer.
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Go forth my brethren, that we shall nibble at the roots of the old world! We are the rats in the shadows. We hold the blades of corruption, aimed at the very heart of the Old World. We are The Council of Thirteen. Second place in the UnderEmpire painting competition! | |
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| Deathmaster Mik | 24th June 2004 - 10:16 AM Post #23 |
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AHA!.. we have a winner!!! Nice one Fang! *clap clap* :lol: ROFL.. thank the heavens for that ![]() LOL.. I never immagined it was that hard (and THIS funny! :P)..oh and *buzzerrr* Fellblade is wrong! The answer is RIGHT where you expect it to be!.. you just have to look harder! (I'm not going to give more hints.. if Verminous Fang can find it.. you all should *ducks Fangs wild punch*) hrmm.. now I have to come up with a new one.. gimme a min... aha.. got one: It's magic.. It's a Plague Priests wet dream.. It's a written sexually transmittable disease. What is it? Luber Bonericus (again.. don't tell anyone!) |
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| Plaguemaster Skab | 24th June 2004 - 03:05 PM Post #24 |
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OMG..... deathmaster those were the worst jokes ever. yes I did find them even without all the obvious clues. you should be locked away for telling crap jokes
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| Deathmaster Mik | 24th June 2004 - 07:40 PM Post #25 |
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YAAAY! Da plaguemaster takes second place! *clap clap* And about my jokes; what do you expect.. a master assasin makes up jokes in 30 secs. That has to be SO bad.. it's almost good! Oh.. and Skab.. you BROKE YOUR OWN CHAIN, RAT! |
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| Plaguemaster Skab | 25th June 2004 - 05:32 PM Post #26 |
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ooopps.So Id did I'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dum I'm so dum I'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dumI'm so dum I'm so dum |
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| Argan | 30th June 2004 - 11:43 AM Post #27 |
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this isnt really a joke but to hell with it its more of a list of things to do when in a list. 1. pretend your posessed by something, 'i must find a new host' is a good thing to say 2. Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!" 3.Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator. 4.Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play. 5.stare constantly at te other passengers with your eyes wide open start saying 'its coming .....' 6.When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!" 7.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" 8.Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off. 9.Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10.Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters" things to do at a drive thru; 1.Belch your order. 2.Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac. 3.Walk through. 4.Speak a foreign language (make one up if you have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty understanding you. 5.Order confusing items, i.e., "Hi, I'll have a large orange Coke and a small medium fries, please". 6.In a crowded drive-thru line, place a HUGE order, then slip out of line and watch the fun as the person behind you is handed 40 bags of food. ill add more later, not all of these were made up by me but ive done all of them |
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Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing. It takes Chuck Norris 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes. On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun. Chuck Norris doesn't believe in Germany. Scientists have estimated that the energy given off during the Big Bang is roughly equal to 1CNRhK (Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick) | |
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| Cossack | 30th June 2004 - 07:39 PM Post #28 |
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Deathmaster I got the wet dream one. That wasn't too bad. But pm me the first one. I don't get i Joke......Why did the moulder guy his wife a new Warp lightening cannon? Cause he was Whipped! Wow... that was sad.... please don't hurt me |
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| Deathmaster Mik | 1st July 2004 - 06:13 AM Post #29 |
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hehe.. quite funny! *sigh*.. I give up.. I give in! <_< Maybe if I turn the text white instead of black.. you all might find it, but I guess some of you will still have trouble with it ![]()
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| Cypher19 | 1st July 2004 - 09:53 AM Post #30 |
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U.S. taxpayer cost of the Iraq War: $250,279,000,000 Thats about $150,000 a minute, ten million dollars every hour, and 250 million dollars a day! http://nationalpriorities.org/index.php?op...pper&Itemid=182 "The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources." ~Albert Einstein W/L/D Skaven: 57/16/7 | |
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Well done sammy the squid. <_< <_<


I don't know whether to laugh or groan... That was as bad as mine. 
Joke......