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| American Idiot- I Mean Idol; My other funny fic that is funny. :P | |
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| Tweet Topic Started: Jan 13 2006, 12:20 AM (1,124 Views) | |
| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jan 13 2006, 12:20 AM Post #1 |
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American Idiot-I Mean Idol Kitty: *has been eating lots of candy and sugar* IHADSUGARANDNOWI'MHYPERHAHAHAHA!!!! *runs around really fast and laughing like a complete psycho* Princess: O_o Uh, on with the fic? *************************************** |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jan 13 2006, 12:21 AM Post #2 |
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Chapter 1: The Tryouts *Sonic's House* Sonic: I got an idea. Tails: O.o Is this idea going to be like the time you and Knuckles did ballet? Sonic: No. AND THAT WAS KNUCKLES'S IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Knuckles: *whiny voice* WAS NOT! Sonic: *whiny voice* WAS TOO! Knux: WAS NOT! Sonic: WAS TOO! Amy: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!! Sonic and Knux: *stop* O_O Rouge: JUST TELL US THE IDEA! Sonic: ^__^ Let's try out for American Idol!!!!!!!! Amy: O.o Why? Sonic: ^__^ Cause it's cool. Eggman: *pops out of nowhere* YEAH! Sonic: O_O *hands everyone a gas mask* Caution, everyone! You never know when Eggbutt's farts will strike! Eggman: COME ON! They're not THAT bad! *farts* Oops... Sonic: QUICK EVERYONE! PUT ON THE GAS MASKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! All but Knuckles and Eggman: *do that* Knuckles: But it's just a- *smells air* OH MY GOSH!!!!! *faints* X_x Tails: My life has been spared.......... *puts a gas mask on Knuckles to wake him up* Knuckles: O_O GET OUT OF HERE, EGGBUTT!!!!!!!!! Sonic: YEAH! *kicks Eggman through the wall* Eggman: YOU SHALL PAY FOR THIS! I'LL GO ON AMERICAN IDOL AND WIN!!!!!!!!!!! Amy: Yeah right............. *Soon, they are on American Idol, and because it would take too long to start from the beginning, they're in the top 7* Ryan Seacrest: Hi, and welcome to AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!!!! All: ........... Ryan Seacrest: CLAP AND CHEER OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! All: O_O; *clap and cheer* Ryan: ^__^ Let's start things off with Eggbutt- I mean Eggman! Eggman: *starts singing I'm a Barbie Girl horribly and WAAAAAAAAAAAAY off key*i'M a BaRbIe GiRl! In A bArBiE wOrLd!!!!!!!!! It'S fAnTaStIc! I'm MaDe Of PlAsTiC!!!!!!!!!!!!! yOu CaN cHaNgE mY hAiR! aNd TaKe Me EvErYwHeRe!!!!!!!!!!!! Crowd: *starts booing and throwing garbage at Eggman* WE HATE EGGBUTT! Simon: ^__^ YAY EGGMAN! I LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! Paula: HOW CAN YOU LIKE THAT PIECE OF JUNK?! IT WAS HORRIBLE! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A CRITIC, EVEN TO GOOD SINGERS, YOU TWIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! *dumps her soda on his head* Simon: I LIKE PIE!!!!!!!!! Randy: Simon, I think you're overworked......... Simon: MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!Ryan: O_o Oooooooookay then. Eggman, you have been booed off the stage! How does that make you feel? Eggman: I WANT TO DESTROY THE WORLD WITH MY DEADLY FARTS! *PAUSE* Kitty: That's it, I'm not listening to your ideas........ Princess: O_o *RESUME* Sonic: *pulls out enough gas masks for everybody but Eggman* HERE EVERYONE! *throws masks* I SHALL SPARE YOUR PITIFUL LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!! Crowd: *put on gas masks*Ryan: O_o Okay, how about if Knuckles has a turn, although we already know who's going home....... Eggman: Who?Rouge: IT'S YOU, YOU IDIOT! Eggman: ;_; Oh........... *PAUSE* Kitty: Let's just skip ahead to the results....... Princess: OK........ Kitty: *uses amazing author powers to fast forward to the Results show* Princess: *whiny voice* Why do YOU get the amazing author powers?! Kitty: ^__^ Because it's MY computer! I CAN TYPE WHAT I WANT!!!!!!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *RESUME* *results show* Ryan: And now, we shall have the fastest results show ever!!!!!!!!!! Crowd: ............. Ryan: CHEER OR BE CURSED FOR ALL ETERNITY!!!!!!!!!!!!! Crowd: O_o *cheer* Ryan: ^__^ And now, the moment you've ALL been waiting for! EGGBUTT GOES HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!! All but Eggman and Simon: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Eggman: Aren't I supposed to sing an encore before I leave the show? Ryan: Yeah well, nobody wants to hear it. You got NO VOTES! NOT ONE! Eggman: I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL! *runs offstage* Kitty: *uses amazing author powers to skip to the next show* |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jan 13 2006, 12:26 AM Post #3 |
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Chapter 2- Top 6 Show Ryan: This week, we decided to torture some of our singers! *turns to the screen* Let's see what happened! Screen: *Flashback* Ryan: This week, in an attempt to emotionally scar you for life, you guys will be pairing up! And the GIRLS shall pick the partners! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! Sonic and Knuckles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! Ryan: YES! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL RYAN SEACREST! FEAR ME! Girls, pick your partners! Amy: *runs over to Sonic faster than Sonic can ever run, and clings to him* ^__^ Rouge: *does the same to Knux* Cream: (did we forget to mention that she's in this one?) *sees that Tails is the only one left and shrugs* Okay then... *walks over to Tails* Tails: Fine by me... Sonic and Knuckles: NOOOOOO! NOT FINE! NOT FINE! *End of Flashback* Ryan: ^__^ That was fun! Sonic: *handcuffed to Amy* No it wasn't... Knux: *handcuffed to Rouge* Why must they torture us so?! Amy: Sonic, you'd BETTER sing the song right, or these handcuffs aren't coming off for a year! Sonic: Couldn't Tails just unlock them? Rouge: Tails MADE THEM! Knux: Traitor... Tails: They gave me free videogames... O.o Sonic: Oh. In that case, we forgive you. I'd do anything for a free videogame! Amy: Even marry me?Sonic: Except that.Ryan: How about if Sonic and Amy go first? MUAHAHAHA! Amy: OK!!! *runs onto the stage, dragging Sonic* Sonic: *evil grin* OK... *Don't go Breaking my Heart from Ella Enchanted starts to play* Amy: Don't go beakin' my heaaaaaaaart! Sonic: Believe me, I couldn't if I tried.........Amy: -_-* Oh baby, if I get restless... Sonic: ^__^ "Baby" You ARE that kind!!!! Amy: -_-** Grrrr... SONIC, SING IT RIGHT! Both: Woooooooo! Nobody knows it! Nobody Knoooooooows! Amy: When I was down! Sonic: I WASN'T your clown! *handcuffs break for no reason*Amy: *pulls out Piko Piko hammer and starts chasing Sonic around the stage* THAT'S IT! Sonic: *sees handcuffs are broken* FREEDOM!!! FREEEEEEEEEDOM!!! *music stops as Amy chases Sonic offstage* Ryan: Uh, Knuckles and Rouge! Knuckles: *had sawed through the handcuffs while Amy started chasing Sonic and runs offstage* ^__^ Rouge: Okay Knuckles, let's- *sees that Knux is gone* HEY! *runs offstage* KNUCKLES! YOU'D BETTER GET YOUR BIG FAT BUTT BACK HERE!!!!! Ryan: Knuckles forfeits the competition! Simon: I like ponies and unicorns with long eyelashes! All: O_o Paula: This is turning out to be an interesting competition..... Randy: I think Simon's going insane...... Kitty: *uses author powers to skip ahead to the top 5 show* *top 5 show* Ryan: Because Knuckles forfeited the competition, we didn't have a results show. So let's just hear them sing already so we can get on with our pitiful lives. All: O_o *cheer* Ryan: Because she never got to sing yet, here's Cream! Cream: *skips on stage* *singing* I'm a little teapot! Short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout! *stops* Uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh....... I forget the rest...Ryan: Judges? Simon: *is picking his nose* Ryan: O_o Paula? Paula: Um, aren't you 6? Cream: Yes. Paula: You're too young. You must be at least 10 to be in this competition. Cream: O_O What about Tails? Tails: Actually, I made my debut in 1992 in the game Sonic the Hedgehog 2 for Sega Genesis, so I'm really 12.*PAUSE* Kitty: What can I say? I'm a major Tails fan! ^__^ Princess: I liked Cream...*RESUME* Randy: And by the way, WHAT KIND OF MOORON FORGETS THE WORDS TO I'M A LITTLE TEAPOT SO EASY?! Cream: SHOOT! *leaves*Ryan: O_o See you next time then... Kitty: *skips to next show using author powers* |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jan 13 2006, 12:27 AM Post #4 |
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Chapter 3- Top 4 Show Ryan: And we're left with...... Tails, Amy, and Rouge! Sonic: -_-* AHEM! Ryan: And Sonic.Sonic: ^__^ Ryan: And this week, for no apparent reason, we have a special guest judge. Producers: *look like they've been beat up* Her bodyguards make a very convincing arguement... Bodyguards: ^__^ Ryan: Sitting with the judges tonight, Princess! All: ... Ryan: *eyes glow red* CHEER! All: O_O *cheer* Ryan: This week, the contestants will sing funny and stupid songs! Here's Rouge! Rouge: *singing* Joy to the world! Eggbutt is dead! We barbequed his head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes! Until it overflows! Joy to the world, Eggbutt is dead!!!!!!! All: *cheer* Ryan: Judges? Simon: MY BRAIN IS A PEANUT! Paula: O_o I liked the song choice, but Eggbutt's not dead. Randy: You sang well, but it was PiTcHy. (Whatever that means.) Princess: We would all celebrate if Eggbutt did die. Ryan: Time for Tails! Tails: *walks on stage and takes out guitar (not electric)* *starts playing guitar to the Campfire Song Song from Spongebob*I call this one, the Campfire Song Song! Let's gather 'round the campfire and sing our Campfire Song! It's the C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G Song! If you think that we can't sing it faster, than we'll just prove you're wrong! But it'll help if ya just sing along! Simon: *spitting on Princess* BUM! Princess: *turns Simon's head so that it's facing Paula* Simon: *now spitting on Paula* BUM! BUM! Tails: *singing super fast* THEC-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-GSONG! THEC-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-GSONG! Simon! Simon: SONG! SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG! Tails: Princess! Princess: O_o Tails: Good!!!Ryan: OK, we get it. Tails: *whiny voice* But I'm not done yet! Ryan: I DON'T CARE! I AM THE ALL POWERFUL RYAN SEACREST!!!!!!! Crowd: *starts booing* Ryan: SHUT UP OR BE DOOMED! Crowd: *stops booing, but they just mutter angrily something about kicking Ryan off the show*Ryan: Judges?Simon: I like pickles!!! Paula: I LOVE THAT SONG, AND YOU'RE GREAT!!!!!!!!! Randy: Dawg, that was better than a donut in my dressing room! Screen: *Flashback* *Randy's Dressing Room* Randy: *sees donut in his dressing room* YAYNESS! A DONUT! I LOVE DONUTS! *starts making out with donut* *End of Flashback* All: O_O; Randy: O_O Ryan, you TAPED that?! Ryan: YES! I DID IT BECAUSE I AM THE EVIL RYAN SEACREST! MUAHAHAHA! Princess: Love that song! Kitty: *pops out of nowhere* I LOVE YOU TAILS! I SHALL VOTE FOR YOU A MILLION TIMES! Wait... is a million enough? Tails: O_o Ryan: Sonic Time! Shadow: *is in the audience for for no reason* Dude, that's not cool. Ryan: YES IT IS! Sonic: O_o? I'd like to dedicate this song to my old teacher, Ms. Ura Failure, who always gave me Fs! I HATE YOU, MS. URA FAILURE! Ryan: Just sing so we can get on with our pitiful lives. Sonic: *singing*Row, row, row your boat! Gently down the stream! Throw the teacher overboard, Listen to her scream! AAAAAAAAAAAAH! 5 days later, Floating down the Delaware! Chewing on her underwear! Wish she had another pair! 10 Days later, Eaten by a polar bear! THAT'S HOW MY TEACHER DIED!!!! Joy to the world! My teacher's dead! We barbequed her head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And around and around it goes, Until it overflows! Joy to the world, MY TEACHER'S DEAD! Ryan: Judges? Simon: *is painting his nails with pink nail polish* PINK IS SO PRETTY! Paula: I enjoyed that performance! Randy: Let's hope Ms.Ura Failure wasn't watching... *Ms. Ura Failure's house* Ms. Ura Failure: Grrr... HE'LL PAY FOR THAT! *Back to Idol* Princess: What a hilarious song! Ryan: Here's Amy! Amy: And thanks to Tails, my holographic copy will sing the other part of the song! *pushes button on remote and a hologram of Amy appears* *starts to sing Now That We're Men from Spongebob the Movie*Crowd: O_o Amy and her copy: *put on fake mustaches* Now that we're men! Amy: We have facial hair! Both: Now that we're men! Holo Amy: *lifts up dress revealing underpants with Sonic on them* I changed my underwear! Both: Now that we're men! We're off to Shell City! To get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs! We never had a chance when we were kids! NO! NO! But take a look at what the mermaid did! HA! HA! Ryan: STOOOOP! Amy and her copy: O_o *stop* Ryan: Judges? Simon: *looking up* Ya think there's life on other planets? Paula: O_o? It was... interesting? Randy: Dawg, YA STUNK ON ICE! Princess: The fake mustaches were a nice touch. Ryan: BYE YA'LL! *Results Show* Ryan: Sonic, would you like to know why you got very few votes? Sonic: O_o OK. Ryan: Well, Ms. Ura Failure told her class that if they voted for you, they would get expelled. Sonic: She always did hate me...Tails: Isn't that because you put whoopie coushions on her chair? Sonic: YEAH! AND I PUT A LIZARD DOWN HER PANTS, TOO!Tails: Oooh, and didn't you use the school copy machine to copy your butt and stick the picture in her grade book? Sonic: And I also put glue on her chair and she was stuck to it for a week! Tails: Yeah! You used my super strength glue that time! Sonic: That was so fun! Tails: Good times... Good times...Ryan: O_o See ya at the Top 3 show! |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jan 13 2006, 12:31 AM Post #5 |
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Chapter 4- Top 3 Show... Or is it? Ryan: Due to a Tootsie Pop incident, Rouge has to leave the show. Screen: *Flashback* *In Some Random Room, they're all pretty much... hanging out* Tails: *has a pack of tootsie pops* You guys want a Tootsie Pop? Amy and Rouge: OK. Tails: *gives Amy a cherry one, Rouge a grape one, and he has a chocolate one* Rouge: Hey, Tails, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Tails: Last time I had one, it took 387 licks. Rouge: YOU'RE LYING! I'll just find out for myself... Amy: This can't end well... Rouge: *takes off wrapper* How many licks does it take to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Tails: I TOLD YOU, 387! Rouge: QUIET! NOBODY INTERUPT MY COUNTING! Tails and Amy: O_o Rouge: *licks Tootsie Pop* One... *licks Tootsie Pop* Two... *licks Tootsie Pop* Three... AW, WHAT THE HECK! *bites it HARD* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW! *fetal position* *End of Flashback* Ryan: LET THIS BE A LESSON TO YOU ALL! DO NOT COUNT YOUR LICKS WHEN YOU EAT A TOOTSIE POP! NO ONE MUST KNOW HOW MANY LICKS IT TAKES! Tails: IT TAKES 387! HOW MANY TIMES MUST I TELL YOU ALL?! 387! All: O_o Ryan: Soooooooo....... See ya later! |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jan 13 2006, 12:32 AM Post #6 |
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Chapter 5- Final 2 Ryan: This is it! Who will be the next American Idol? Crowd: .... Ryan: * turns into some beast* RRRROOOOOAAAARRRRR!!!!!!!!! Crowd: O______________O; *cheers* Ryan: *turns back to normal* And by the way, Kitty used her amazing author powers to make her a guest judge, but not Princess. Kitty: ^__^ Princess: Ryan: ^_______^ Here's Amy! Amy: *singing* I hate you! You hate me! Let's all join up and kill Barney! First he's purple, then he's red! Next he's laying on the ground dead!!!! Crowd: *cheer at the thought of Barney being dead* Ryan: Judges? Simon: Duuuuuuhhhhh.......... CHICKENS COME FROM MARS! Paula: Shut up for once, Simon. Simon: DO NOT TAUNT THE CHICKEN! Randy: Blah blah blah... Kitty: O_o They're such idiots... Amy, although the thought of Barney being murdered touches the hearts of many, that was horrible. Besides...... I LOVE TAILS!!!!!!!! *jumps on the judges' table revealing that she's wearing a Tails t-shirt, a Tails hat, and is waving Tails flags* ^___^ Amy: Ryan: O_o Uh, how about if Tails sings now? Crowd: *cheers so loudly that windows, glasses (the ones on people's faces), and the screen thing breaks* Ryan: ENOUGH WITH THE AUTHOR POWERS, KITTY! Kitty: NO! TAILS IS AWESOME! Ryan: Whatever... Tails: O_o *sings the YMCA song* *After Tails sings* Simon: Every time Tails sings an angel gets it's halo. All: O_o Paula: That kinda made sense... Sorta... Simon: I think that bunnies will take over the world... Randy: *opens his mouth to say something* Kitty: -_-* If you're about to criticize Tails, then shut it. Randy: O_O *shuts mouth* Kitty: I LOVE YOU TAILS! YOU ROCK! *pulls out cell phone* I'M GOING TO VOTE FOR YOU A GAZILLION TIMES!Tails: O_o I'd call security, but the dang author powers won't let me... Ryan: See you at the results show blah blah blah... *Results Show* Ryan: And welcome to the blah blah blah nobody cares about what I want to say blah blah blah I should shut up now blah blah blah... *doesn't stop* Kitty: GET ON WITH IT! *Outside on the roof of the studio place thing* Eggbutt: THEY SHALL PAY! *opens random window on the roof and takes out bunny cages filled with bunnies* *Inside, even the people who were cut are in the audience* Ryan: Blah blah blah......... *A bunch of bunnies fall on them and they start to run around and duplicate for no reason* Simon: AAAAAAAAAAAH! RANDY! I TOLD YOU THAT BUNNIES WOULD TAKE OVER THE WORLD! Knuckles: *fetal position* Fuzzy... Bunnies... o_o All but Tails, who is remaining calm, and Knux, who is in a fetal position and sucking his thumb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! AN EVIL ARMY OF BUNNIES! *run around screaming* *Basically, the whole thing ends in chaos.* *************************************** Kitty: Just for the record, Tails was going to win. Princess: Kitty: I LOVE YOU TAILS!!!!!!!! Tails: O_o |
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| Trixie the Fox | Jun 8 2006, 05:22 PM Post #7 |
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lol the Judges were all very funny great job 9/10 I'm still laughing great job :lol: |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Jun 8 2006, 05:26 PM Post #8 |
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^^ YAY!! Thank you! |
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| Trixie the Fox | Jun 8 2006, 05:50 PM Post #9 |
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^_____^ thanks TailsCloud
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no problem :lol: |
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| TheProwerFanFicer | Sep 22 2006, 09:54 PM Post #10 |
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Creator of 4 Prowers.
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LOLOL :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: |
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| Retired: A.F.R.O | Sep 22 2006, 10:30 PM Post #11 |
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Excellent work!!!! that is the best laugh I've had since south park!!!!! well done!!!!! |
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| Joyo Prower | Sep 22 2006, 10:39 PM Post #12 |
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The one with the sharp tongue and blunt comebacks.
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Ha ha! Too funny! |
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Sep 22 2006, 11:11 PM Post #13 |
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thank you ^^ not sure if I'll do a sequel or not, but it depends on whether I find time to do the chapters for my other fic... when I travel this Christmas I'll definitely have time for sure since I'll have at least 5 hours on a plane if I go to England or 7 hours if I go to California... and then there's the plane ride home XP plus Thanksgiving maybe I'll have time. I dunno. Anyways I'll update my fics ASAP ^^ |
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| Zee | Sep 23 2006, 01:36 AM Post #14 |
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Very good KK! But you might not ant to dp that much thouge!
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| Retired: Kawaii Kitsune | Sep 23 2006, 02:04 AM Post #15 |
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thanks X3 some stuff my sister wouldn't stop buggin meh till I put it in too... which is how a song from sponebob got in there XP |
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No. AND THAT WAS KNUCKLES'S IDEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MY FAVORITE COLOR IS PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!
*put on gas masks*


But you might not ant to dp that much thouge!




