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The Crazy Adventures of Sonic and Co.; My funny fic that is funny. O_o;
Topic Started: Jan 4 2006, 10:29 PM (8,090 Views)
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KK: ^_^ Hi peoples and welcome to my fic. By the way there a few things you shound know before reading:

1. In this fic my name is Kitty because on my other site my username is Fanfic Kitty. Go figure.
2. Sonic and Knux are complete morons.
3. It's funny. That's the point. O_o

KK: ^_^ OK that's it now READ! Oh yeah and if you want to be in a chapter just PM me!

Characters:

Kitty (me as I said)
Angel (a friend of mine who helps me write the fic)
Princess (my sister who found out about my fic and I had to put her in)
Sonic
Tails
Knuckles
Amy
Rouge
Cream (sometimes)
Shadow (sometimes)
Eggfat (sometimes)

Guest Characters:

Hatoru (Tails chik)
Rena (Knux chik)
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Chapter 1- The Funniest Camping Trip Ever

Kitty: Hi everybody and welcome to our first fic!

Princess: Before we begin, we'd like to thank the people at Spongebob for the inspiration!

Both: ON WITH THE FIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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*Sonic's house*

Rouge: It's finally summer vacation. What do you wanna do?

Sonic: I don't know.

Amy: Me either.

Tails: I know!

Amy: What?

Tails: *reading a book called THE TWO TAILED FOX'S GUIDE TO NOT BEING BORED DURING SUMMER VACATION*

*Flashback to when Tails bought the book*

Tails: *is in K-Mart for no reason whatsoever and sees book on sale for a dollar* This could be interesting to read... *takes book to check out counter*

Guy at Counter: It's about time somebody bought one of those books. Nobody wants it. Why would some idiot whose not a two tailed fox read that book?! IT'S INSANITY!

Tails: O.o Can I just pay for this and leave you and your insanity?

Guy at Counter: Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh........... OK *takes dollar from Tails*

Tails: O.o *leaves* What a wierdo.............

*End of Flaskback*

Tails: There's a nice place for camping.

Rouge: So?

Tails: O.o We could go camping!

Sonic: *is reading a book titled THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CAMPING for no reason* Cool idea!

Rouge: *In a whiny voice* But I don't wanna! It's dirty! *gasp* AND I MIGHT BREAK A NAIL!

Amy: -_-; Ok then, you can just sit here and be bored.

Rouge: Ok! I'll go camping!

Tails: Good. *leaves*

2 weeks later....

*Tails, Sonic, Rouge, and Amy are at the campsite*

Tails: Let's set up the tents.

Rouge: *whining again* Can we do that later? I'm hungry.

Sonic: Rouge?

Rouge: Yes?

Sonic: STOP WHINING!

Rouge: This will take forever!

Tails: *pulls out a small tube labeled TENT IN A TUBE* ^___^ *flips a switch and throws tube, and then a tent sets up* DONE!!! ^______________^

Amy: O.o? How do you get it back in the tube?

Tails: O.o; Um, I haven't figured that out yet................

*Later*

*Sonic, Amy, and Rouge have finally set up their tents*

Sonic: *looking in THE COMPLETE IDIOTS GUIDE TO CAMPING* Let's build a campfire and make S'MORES!

Amy: OK!

*They build a campfire and soon they are all eating s'mores*

Rouge: How about a campfire song?

Tails: *pulls on a racoon cap and takes out a guitar (no, not electric)* ^__^ *starts playing the guitar to the Campfire Song Song from Spongebob*

All but Rouge: *are singing horribly*

Rouge: -_- I hate this song..........But OK.............

Tails: *singing horribly and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off key*
Let's gather 'round the campfire
and sing the campfire song!

Amy: *is rocking back and forth to the music like Patrick* ^__^ *holds Rouge's head and rocks her back and forth like Patrick did to Squidward*

All: *singing horribly and WAAAAAAAAAAAAAY off key*
It's The C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E S-O-N-G Song!
If you think we can't sing it faster, then we'll just prove you're wrong!
But It'll help if you just sing along!

Sonic: *spitting on Rouge with each word like Patrick* BUM. BUM. BUM!

Rouge: O.o

All: *singing VERY fast and VERY horribly and VERY loudly*

THEC-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-GSONG!
THEC-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-GSONG!

Tails: Sonic!

Sonic: *imitating Patrick* SONG! SONG! C-A-M-P-F-I-R-E-S-O-N-G SONG!

Tails: Rouge!

Rouge: O.o ... (Thoughts: I'm surrounded by idiots...)

Tails: ^_^ Good!

Tails and Sonic: *Tails is playing a guitar still and Sonic is playing the drums* ^______^ *are about to finish song when-*

Some Ranger: HEY!

All: *stop singing*

Amy: Um, who are you?

Ranger: Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh I'M RANGER RICK! AND I SAY IT'S QUIET HOUR TIME! I HEARD SOME HORRIBLE SINGING AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO SING LOUDLY AND HORRIBLY, ESPECIALLY AFTER QUIET TIME BEGINS! IT STARTS AT 10, AND IT'S WELL AFTER 10:30!

Sonic: If we're supposed to be quiet, then WHY ARE YOU YELLING?!

Ranger Rick: Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh...........BECAUSE I'M A STUPID IDIOT WHO'S OBSESSED WITH QUIET HOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *gets hit in the head with a boot that suddenly came from a nearby tent*

Knuckles: *is wearing a nightcap and pj's with polka dots* HEY!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE! DO YA MIND?! WHO CARES ABOUT STUPID QUIET HOUR TIME?! READ A BOOK FOR ALL I CARE!!!!! *Throws a book titled ENCYCLOPIEDIA OF THE FLYING CHICKENS WHO EAT PIE at Ranger Rick in the head*

Ranger Rick: *gets hit in the head with book* OWIE! @_@ *faints*

Some Random Bear: *eats Ranger Rick* YUM! I like to eat losers who are obsessed with quiet hour time!

All: O.o

Sonic: Knux, why didn't you tell us that you were going camping?

Knux: Rouge said not to.

Amy: Huh?

Knux: Rouge called me while you guys were setting up the tents and wanted me to come because she was bored.

Rouge: ^_^;

Tails: O.o How about we just go to bed?

Sonic: OK..............

*Late at Night*

*Tails and Knuckles are in Knux's tent talking quietly*

Tails: We'll do the prank tomorrow night.

Knux: OK. *holds up bear costume* ^__^

*The Next Day*

Amy: Can we go on a hike?

Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: O.o Sure.............

Rouge: *starts a tantrum, and she lays on the ground and bangs her fists* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: -.-; You know, I read in THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CAMPING that whiny tantrums attract slimy bugs...................

Rouge: O_________________O *stops*

Sonic: ^__^

*soon they are all on a hike*

Rouge: T_T I hate camping..................*kicks a rock, but it's really a beehive* O_________O

Bees: -_-* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *chase Rouge*

Rouge: O_____________O AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: Wow...........she really does hate camping......................

Tails: *sigh* Rouge, don't bother the bees!

Rouge: JUST MAKE THEM STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: OK.............. *takes out a spray can labeled BEE SPRAY FOR MOORONS WHO KICKED A BEEHIVE* -_- *sprays can*

Bees: I HATE THAT STUFF!!!! *fly away* ;_;

Sonic: Now don't bother the wild animals and bugs, Rouge!

Rouge: *not listening* Yea..............

*Lunch time*

Amy: *takes out a picnic lunch* Let's eat!

Sonic: OK. *looks in basket* Hey! Who ate all the food*

Rouge: O_O Not me......... *BUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRPPPPPPP*

Tails: ROUGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ATE OUR FOOD?!

Rouge: Maybe...................

Knuckles: -_- MUST YOU BE A PAIN IN THE BUTT THIS WHOLE TRIP?!

Tails: Good thing I brought this! *holds out yet another invention* Food in a second! *Sprays can and gourmet food appears*

Knuckles: Tails, what would we do without you and your inventions?

Sonic: All in favor of not letting Rouge eat our food, say I!

All but Rouge: I!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rouge: O.o NEIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: The votes are unanamous! ROUGE CAN'T EAT!

All but Rouge: ^_______^ YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: Everyone but Rouge, get on the picnic blanket with the food!

All but Rouge: *do that*

Tails: I'll set up my Laser Shield to keep Rouge out! *puts up shield*

Rouge: ;_;

*soon, all but Rouge have eaten a gourmet meal, compared to the sandwhiches Rouge pigged out on*

Sonic: Tails, I love you and your inventions..................

Tails: O.o Thanks?

Knuckles: Let's get back to hiking...........

Amy: OK

*Soon, they are back to hiking*

Rouge: *goes into a cave by mistake because she wasn't paying attention* Bears are dumb.......

Bear that ate Ranger Rick: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

Rouge: O_O Now what was that Sonic said?

*flashback to the bees*

Bees: I HATE THAT STUFF!!!!!!!!! *fly away* ;_;

Sonic: Now Rouge, blah blah blah blah!

Rouge: *not listening* Yea................

*end of flashback*

Rouge: Curse my short attention span..............

Bear: *eats Rouge*

*PAUSE*

Princess: For those of you hate discusting things, I suggest you skip this part............

Kitty: I can't believe you talked me into putting this in our fic.................

*RESUME*

*Bear's Stomach*

Ranger Rick: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH............. I LOVE QUIET HOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rouge: *drops in* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranger Rick: Hi, Rouge! *checks watch* Good thing you dropped in right before potty break! Now you don't have to wait so long!

Bear: I have to go potty!

Rouge: O_______________________________________________O EWNESS!

*Soon, the bear has done his buisiness, and Rouge and Rick are in a big ol' pile of bear poop*

Ranger Rick: *checks watch* Oops! Better get back to the campsite!

Rouge: Aren't you going to bathe first?

Ranger Rick: I never bathed in my life! *starts to walk back to the campsite*

Rouge: O________________O EWNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sees a conveniently located bathroom with showers* YAYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Later, Rouge has bathed, and has caught up with everybody else*

Amy: Where were you?

Rouge: O_O; The bathroom............

Knuckles: Let's head back to the campsite now.

Tails: Yeah!

Sonic: Fine by me...........

*later, they're all back at the campsite*

Knuckles: I'll be right back.

Tails: And I'll go with him....... Heh heh............

Sonic: Hurry back! WE'RE GOING TO SING THE CAMPFIRE SONG SONG AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: I never get tired of that song!

*Knuckles's tent*

Tails: Hurry up and get into your bear costume!

Knuckles: Alright! Alright! *gets into costume*

Tails: Ready?

Knuckles: Yup!

Both: *leave tent*

Tails: *running toward tent* O_O *sarcastically* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! A Bear!

Knuckles in the bear costume: *grabs Tails*

Tails: *kicks Knux in bear costume*

Knuckles in bear costume: OW! Uh, I mean ROAR!

Knuckles: *walkes up to them while eating ice cream* Hey guys! What's up?

Tails: Knuckles! You're supposed to be in the bear costume!

Knuckles in bear costume: O.o I am in the bear costume!

Sonic: Then who's that?

Knuckles: *pulls a zipper revealing A REAL BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!* ROOOOOOOOOOOOAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! A BEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

All but the bear: RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *run away*

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Kitty: *laughing* That was fun! I'd like to thank again the people at Spongebob for the inspiration!

Princess: I LOVE THE CAMPFIRE SONG SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: ON WITH THE DELETED SCENES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1.
Rouge: It's summer vacation! *to Sonic* What do you want to do?

Sonic: I dunno *to Amy* what do you want to do?

Amy: Make out with you.

Sonic: I don't think so.

2.
Sonic: *runs around the tent stuff and sets it up at light speed* ^___^ All done! *tent collapses for no reason* D'OH!

3.
Sonic: *looking in THE COMPLETE IDIOTS GUIDE TO CAMPING* Let's build a campfire and make S'MORES!

Amy: OK!

*soon they have a campfire and are roasting marshmallows*

All: YUM! *marshmallows catch fire*

Amy: AAAAAAAAAAH! MARSHMALLOWS ON FIRE! MARSHMALLOWS ON FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: *takes out fire extinguisher and puts out the fire on the marshmallows*

Sonic: EWWWWWWWW! The marshmallows are soggy!

Knuckles: Are you guys going to finish those?

All but Knuckles: O.o *hand their sticks with the soggy marshmallows to Knuckles*

Knuckles: YUM!!!!!!!!!!!

4.
Rouge: *starts a tantrum, and she lays on the ground and bangs her fists* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: -.-; You know, I read in THE COMPLETE IDIOT'S GUIDE TO CAMPING that whiny tantrums attract slimy bugs...................

Slimy Bugs: *come out from nowhere and crawl all over Rouge*

Rouge: *girly scream* EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKK!

5.
Tails: Everyone but Rouge, get on the picnic blanket with the food!

All but Rouge: *do that*

Tails: I'll set up my Laser Shield to keep Rouge out! *puts up shield*

Rouge: ;_;

All but Rouge: *are eating a gourmet meal*

Rouge: -_-* I WANT FOOD! *runs into laser shield and she is electricuted* o_o *is burnt to a crisp* Ow...

6.
*Bear's Stomach*

Ranger Rick: DUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH............. I LOVE QUIET HOUR TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rouge: *drops in* EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ranger Rick: Hi, Rouge! *checks watch* Good thing you dropped in right before potty break! Now you don't have to wait so long!

Bear: I have to go potty!

Rouge: O_______________________________________________O EWNESS!

Bear: *is sitting on a small hole in the ground, covered by a toilet seat cover and reading a newspaper* On the potty...........On the potty- HEY! CAN'T A WILD ANIMAL GET SOME PRIVACY?!

7.
*outside of Knuckles's tent*

Tails: HURRY UP, KNUCKLES! *pushes Knuckles in tent, but the tent collapses with Knuckles inside it and rolls down the hill*

Knuckles: *girly scream* AAAAAAAAAAH! *collapsed tent rolls into the next campsite*

Family: *singing* I've been working on the rail- *see Knuckles and the tent and start screaming* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *jump out of the way*

Knuckles: *Knux and the tent roll into the campfire and both Knux and the tent catch fire* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT! CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8.
Tails: Ready?

Knuckles: Yup!

Both: *leave tent*

Tails: *running toward tent* O_O *sarcastically* Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! A Bear!

Knuckles in the bear costume: *grabs Tails*

Amy: Tails, Knuckles, you aren't fooling anyone!

Sonic: Yeah! Everyone knows that that was the same bear costume Knuckles wore last Halloween!

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Kitty: Hope you enjoyed those! My fave was #8!

Princess: I loved #7!

Both: SEE YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 2- The Million Dollar Fake

Princess: Hello.

Kitty: Hi.

Princess: ON WITH THE FIC!

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*At the park*

Knuckles: *is wandering around* I'm bored. *sits by a tree*

Sonic: *walks over* Hey Knux. *sits with him*

Knuckles: Are you bored too?

Sonic: Yup.

Sonic & Knuckles: *sit there and sigh*

Sonic: *what looks like a diamond falls out of the tree and konks him on the head* OW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knuckles: * leans over to look* What's that sparkly thingy?

Sonic: It's looks like a diamond.

Knuckles: It is a diamond! WE'RE RICH!

Sonic: WOHOO!!!!!!

Sonic & Knuckles: *start dancing*

Some little girl: *pointing at Sonic & Knuckles* Look at those stupid people, Mommy!

Girl's Mom: They are not stupid people.

Little girl: They aren't?

Girl's Mom: No. They are idiots.

Little girl: O.o

Knuckles: Let's show Tails! ^__^

Sonic: Ok! ^ ____^

*Tails' workshop*

Tails: *is working on some invention when Sonic & Knuckles run in*

Sonic: Hey, Tails!

Tails: Hi!

Knuckles: We got something to show you.

Tails: What?

Knuckles: This! *holds out diamond*

Sonic: I can see the money. $____$

Knuckles: Yeah. $____$

Tails: Let me see. *looks at diamond * Uh, guys?

Sonic: Yeah?

Tails: This is fake.

Sonic & Knuckles: WHAT?!

Tails: It's not real.

Sonic & Knuckles: *stare at each other* WWWWWWAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *throw tantrums and pound their fists on the floor*

Tails: O.o
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Princess: That was hilarious!

Kitty: *Insert witty statement here*

Princess: ON WITH THE DELETED SCENES!

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1.
Knuckles: This! * holds out diamond*

Sonic: I can see the money. $ ____$

Knuckles: Yeah. $ ____$

Tails: Let me see-

Knuckles: HE'S GONNA TAKE IT FOR HIMSELF!

Sonic: GRAB HIM!

Tails: AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

Knuckles: *grabs Tails and throws him in a closet*

2.
Tails: This is fake.

Sonic & Knuckles: WHAT?!

Tails: It's not real.

Sonic: * murmurs quietly* So much for showing Tails.

Tails: I HEARD THAT!

3.
Tails: This is fake.

Sonic & Knuckles: WHAT?!

Tails: It's not real. You interuped me for NOTHING!!!!! -_-*

4.
Knuckles: Let's show Tails! ^__^

Sonic: NO! He'll take it for himself and get rich to buy invention stuff!

Knuckles: YEAH! Let's just go sell it now!

*expensive jewelry store*

Both: *go in*

Sonic: *to clerk* DUDE!!!!! WE WANT TO SELL THIS AND GET RICH! *holds it out*

Clerk: *takes it and looks at it* Hmmm... *pushes red button and police come in*

Police: YOU TWO ARE UNDER ARREST FOR FAKING A DIAMOND AND ATTEMPTING TO SELL IT!

Knuckles: T_T WE SHOULDA SHOWN TAILS!

Sonic: T_T YUP!

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Princess: Those were great!

Kitty: I liked #1.

Both: SEE YA LATER!
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Chapter 3- The Amusement Park

Princess: Hello.

Kitty: Aren't you going to say anything other than "Hello."?

Princess: Yes. Welcome to Chapter 3.

Kitty: -_-

Princess: ON WITH THE FIC!

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*Tails' house*

Sonic: I'm bored.

Knuckles: Me too.

Tails: *is still reading THE TWO TAILED FOX'S GUIDE TO NOT BEING BORED DURING SUMMER VACATION* Let's go to the amusement park!

Amy: Sonic, You and I are going in the Tunnel of Love! ^ ____^

Rouge: And Knux, you're going with me. ^_______^

Sonic & Knuckles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Knuckles punches the wall to make a hole in it, and they both race to the bookstore screaming*

Tails: MUST EVERYONE BUST THROUGH THE WALL?! USE THE DOOR FOR ONCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*The Nearest Bookstore*

*In the store window there is one book titled AVOIDING THE TUNNEL OF LOVE FOR IDIOTS, and the sign above it says, "LAST COPY! GET IT BEFORE IT'S SOLD!"

Sonic and Knux: O_____________________O *go into the bookstore and start beating each other up for the book*

Some Random Person: *takes book and goes to pay for it*

Sonic and Knux: O____________O *stop fighting, with Sonic's foot in Knux's face, and is grabbing Knux's ankle, and Knux's fist is in Sonic's stomach- ow- and biting Sonic by the ear*

Sales Clerk: It's your lucky day! That was the last copy!

Sonic and Knux: O___________________O *run to another bookstore*

*Another Bookstore*

Sonic and Knux: *run in bookstore only to find Amy and Rouge there putting the same book that is also the last copy there through a paper shredder*

Amy and Rouge: ^_______________________________^

Sonic and Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sales Clerk: Sorry, Ladies. Ya break it, ya buy it.

Amy: -______-* *takes out Piko Piko hammer*

Clerk: O_____________O It's on me.

Sonic and Knux: *race to some other bookstore*

*Some Other Bookstore*

Sonic and Knux: *grab that last copy and start pulling on it*

Sonic: GIMMIE THAT BOOK, KNUCKLEHEAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knux: NEVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*RRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*

*book rips in half*

Sonic and Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Clerk: That was the last copy of that book ever made! There's no more.

Sonic and Knux: ;_; *go back to Tails' place, this time using the door*

Tails: ^__________________^ YAYNESS! THEY USED THE DOOR!

All: O.o

Amy: Let's go to the Amusement Park now!

Sonic and Knux: ;_; OK........................

*The Amusement Park*

Amy and Rouge: *are dragging Sonic and Knux by their feet, with Sonic and Knux digging their fingers into the ground desprately*

Sonic and Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: *sees that babish airplane ride where you sit in the fake plane and they go around and around and up and down* What kind of idiot would ride that?

*1 Minute Later*

Tails: *riding on the babish plane ride* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ride stops*

Ticket Taker Person: Alright buddy, time to give some one else a turn.

Tails: *throwing tantrum* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ticket Taker Person: *throws Tails out of the ride*

Tails: OOF! HEY! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER! Wait..........I don't have a lawyer............

*The End of the Tunnel of Love*

Sonic and Knux: *are covered in kissy marks* -_-*

Amy: That was fun!

Sonic and Knux: *get untied and wipe off the kissy marks*

Knux: *evil grin of payback* How about we ride the bumper cars?

Sonic: *evil grin* Yeah.

Amy and Rouge: OK! ^_^

*Soon, they are on the bumper cars, and Sonic and Knux have cornered Amy and Rouge and are smashing into them*

Amy and Rouge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic and Knux: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ride stops*

Tails: *comes up to them as they get off the ride* Hey guys!

Sonic: Where were you? COULDN'T YOU GET US OUT OF THE TUNNEL OF LOVE AT LEAST?!

Tails: O_O Uh, they wanted me to help fix a ride?

Knux: Tails, seriously. Where were you?

Tails: Uh........Uh............Uh..........Well.............

*Flashback*

Tails: *sees that babish airplane ride where you sit in the fake plane and they go around and around and up and down* What kind of idiot would ride that?

*1 Minute Later*

Tails: *riding on the babish plane ride* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ride stops*

Ticket Taker Person: Alright buddy, time to give some one else a turn.

Tails: *throwing tantrum* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ticket Taker Person: *throws Tails out of the ride*

Tails: OOF! HEY! I'M CALLING MY LAWYER! Wait..........I don't have a lawyer............

*End of Flashback*

Tails: O_O;

All: O____________O;

Amy: Uh, how about the Haunted House?

Knux: Yeah........OK

*They arrive at the Haunted House and find that the Ticket Taker Person who is wearing a goofy hat with a fake fuzzy spider with googlie eyes is....................*

Sonic: SHADOW?!

Shadow: Uh.......I can explain...................

Rouge: Well, spit it out!

Shadow: Well, uh.....I needed a summer job.

Amy: -_- For what?

Shadow: OK! OK! They were desprate to find someone to work here so they promised me free pizza.........

Tails: O_o What's with the goofy hat?

Shadow: They said that they'd throw in free burgers if I wore it...........

Sonic: O.o Oooooooooookay then. I think we'll just go on the roller coaster......................

Knuckles: *eye twitches* Roller...........Coaster? O_______________________O

Rouge: SONIC! I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU NEVER TO MENTION THOSE AROUND KNUCKLES!

*Flashback*

Knuckles: I'm going on the roller coaster! *goes on roller coaster* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ride stops, but it's in the middle of a loop de loop*

Knuckles: ^__^ Good thing I fastened my seat belt! *looks at seat belt to find that he DIDN'T fasten it* O_________________________O *falls out of coaster* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he hits the ground, landing on his head* >_< Ow.............................

*End of Flashback*

Sonic: So that's why he's so gullible...................

Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLLER COASTERS ARE EVIL INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Relax, Knuckles! We're not going on the roller coaster!

Knuckles: *looks at the roller coaster and its looooooooooooooong line of people* O_O! BUT THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST SAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs over to roller coster and chases people away, and then destroys the roller coaster* YAYNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE ARE SAFE!

Tails: T_T I love roller coasters............................

Knuckles: O_O THE EVIL ROLLER COASTERS OF DOOM HAVE HYPNOTIZED TAILS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Tails*

Tails: O_O KNUCKLES! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! *runs away*

Sonic: Let's go for pizza!

All but Tails and Knuckles: OK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kitty: T_T I love roller coasters too........................

Knuckles: *pops out of no where* THE EVIL ROLLER COASTERS HAVE HYPNOTIZED HER, TOO! GET HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *chases Kitty*

Kitty: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Princess: O_o ON WITH THE DELETED SCENES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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1.
Amy: Sonic, You and I are going in the Tunnel of Love! ^ ____^

Rouge: And Knux, you're going with me. ^_______^

Sonic & Knuckles: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Come on, guys!

Rouge: It's not the end of the world!

Sonic and Knuckles: *turn into nuclear bombs capable of destroying the world*

All: O___________O;

Sonic and Knuckles: *blow up the world*

2.
*Soon, they are on the bumper cars, and Sonic and Knux have cornered Amy and Rouge and are smashing into them*

Amy and Rouge: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic and Knux: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy and Rouge: *their cars break down, they jump out and the cars explode*

Ticket Taker Person: Girls, you broke our best cars! Now you have to go in time out!

*soon, they are in a small jail cell, with a sign above it that says TIME OUT!*

3.
*They arrive at the Haunted House and find that the Ticket Taker Person who is wearing a goofy hat with a fake fuzzy spider with googlie eyes is....................*

Sonic: SHADOW?!

Shadow: Uh.......I can explain...................

Rouge: Well, spit it out!

Shadow: I wanted enough money to fill my bathtub with it and take a money bath..........

All: O____________o

Princess: I wrote this one!

4.
*Flashback*

Knuckles: I'm going on the roller coaster! *goes on roller coaster* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Ride stops, but it's in the middle of a loop de loop*

Knuckles: ^__^ Good thing I fastened my seat belt! *looks at seat belt to find that he DIDN'T fasten it* O_________________________O *falls out of coaster* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *he hits the ground, landing on his head* >_< Ow.............................

*People ignore him, including the people that came in an ambulance*

*End of Flashback*

5.
Knuckles: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROLLER COASTERS ARE EVIL INSTRUMENTS OF TORTURE!!!!!!!!!!!!! THEY ARE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Relax, Knuckles! We're not going on the roller coaster!

Knuckles: *looks at the roller coaster and its looooooooooooooong line of people* O_O! BUT THOSE POOR DEFENSELESS PEOPLE ARE!!!!!!!!!!!! I MUST SAVE THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!! *blows up roller coaster without rescuing the people first, and they blow up*

*Soon, Knuckles is in jail*

Knuckles: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING!!!!!!!!! I SAVED MILLIONS OF LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!

Police Cop: YOU KILLED AND INJURED THOUSANDS!!!!!!!!!! YOU IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kitty: *is still being chased by Knuckles* O_O *thinks* OK! OK! I HATE ROLLER COASTERS! (Thoughts: Not...........)

Knuckles: OK then. *leaves*

Princess: Wow, he really is gullible.......... BYE!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 4- A Bunch of Very Very Very Short Stories to Keep You Occupied While We Write A 4 Part Chapter Thing That Will Take a Long Time to Write and There Will Probably be Lots of More Chapters Before Then and Wow This is a Really Long Title so Maybe I Should Shut Up Now So You Can Read the Very Very Very Short Stories

Kitty: Hi I'd like to introduce a new partner in the makings of our fics, Angel, who's a very funny addition to the fic as well as one of my best friends. ^__^ As if there wasn't enough humor already.

Angel: ^__^ Wow that's a really long title...... A Bunch of Very Very-

Princess: Don't even start with the title. We don't need it repeated!

Angel: On with the very very very short-

Kitty: -_- You're starting to repeat the title again.

Princess: Let's just get on with it already!

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1.
*Cream's House*

Cream: ^_^ YAY! A Rated R movie! I can't wait to watch!

Cheese: (Yes, Cheese is actually saying something other than "Chao!") What movie is it?

Cream: ^_^ It's called Violence, Violence, and More Violence That Should Not be Shown to a 6 Year Old.

Cheese: O_o

Cream: *puts in tape*

T.V.- *Shows unspeakable violence that contains lots of bloody icky things that we don't want to speak of*

Cream: O_O *eating popcorn* Cool..............

2.
*Kitty, Angel, and Princess's House*

Kitty: *is telling Angel about all of the Sonic characters*

Angel: Everyone but Tails seem like psychos.

Kitty: Aren't all video game characters psycho? I mean, in Chicken Boy- I mean Billy Hatcher- you run around in a chicken suit hatching eggs in the land of the chickens or wherever they are.

Angel: O_o And WHY do you have that game?

Kitty: O_o I have no idea.

Princess: *whining* I hate that game. It should be rated B for Babies!

Kitty: Oh you mean like you?

Princess: HEY!

Kitty and Princess: *get in a fighting cloud thing*

Angel: *starts eating popcorn* This should be good...

3.
*Sonic's House*

*Doorbell rings*

Sonic: OOH! I HOPE IT'S THE WONDERFUL POSTMAN WITH MY 52 CASES OF BARBIE DOLLS! *opens door to find Sonia and Manic from Sonic Underground (a series long ago)* YOU PEOPLE AREN'T POSTAL WORKERS WITH MY 52 CASES OF BARBIE DOLLS!

Sonia and Manic: O_o

Sonic: I mean 52 cases of chili dogs!

Manic: Hey bro!

Sonic: O_o I'm not your brother.

Sonia: ^_^ Yes you are.

Sonic: No I'm not.

Sonia: Yes you are.

Sonic: AM NOT!

Sonia: ARE TOO!

Sonic: AM NOT!

Sonia: ARE TOO!

Sonic: AM NOT!

Sonia: ARE TOO!

Manic: ^_^ See? We are family! Notice the sibling rivalry?

Sonic and Sonia: BUT OUT!

Manic: O_o OK...

Kitty: What? I've seen Sonic Underground a couple.......a few........maybe a dozen times.........

4.
*In the Mental Institute, Knuckles and Rouge are in white straight jackets in a white fluffy room because of their obsessiveness with the Master Emerald*

Knuckles: I spy......with my little eye.........something......white.

Rouge: -_-

5.
*At Kitty, Angel, and Princess's House, they're throwing a slumber party*

Kitty: Let's watch a movie!

Angel and 5 other random people: YAY!

Princess: OOH! OOH! I'LL GET ONE! *leaves and returns with a Hello Kitty movie* ^__^ I got one!

All but Princess: *girly screams (well, we ARE girls)* AAAAAAAAAAH!

Kitty: I SHALL SAVE US ALL! *grabs tape and breaks it in half* Angel, STOMP ON IT! *puts tape on ground*

Angel: YAAAAAAAAAA! *starts jumping on tape hysterically*

Kitty: YAY! WE HAVE SAVED OUR GUESTS FROM THE ULTAMATE EVIL!

Princess: I thought Eggbutt was the ultamate evil.

Kitty: Eggbutt doesn't know 2+2!

Angel: Let's forget the movie! I've got an idea!

*Soon, at Eggbutt's HQ*

Eggbutt: *is tied to a chair, wearing a dress* PLEASE! SPARE ME!

Kitty: *putting pink nail polish on him* Yeah, right.

Angel: *holding up two different lipsticks* Now, should we use fire engine red, or pearly pink?

All but Eggbutt: PINK!

Angel: ^__^ Pink it is then!

Eggbutt: NOOOOOOOOOO!

*Later*

Eggbutt: *is now being forced to model*

Kitty: *is taking pictures* I love photagraphy! Eggbutt is a great model, except for his fatness! ^_^

Princess: Yeah, and after this, we'll not only post these on the internet, but we're going to also hit the news paper and T.V. stations everywhere!

Angel: AND we'll put them in Sonic, Tails, and everyone's mailbox!

Eggbutt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

6.
*Tails's House*

Sonic: *is playing Dance Dance Revolution on beginner on Kick the Can, the easiest song!* YAY! I'm doing great!

TV.- FAILURE!

Sonic: ARGH!

Tails: Sonic, you couldn't play DDR even if it was going in slow motion!

Cream: Let me try!

Sonic: -_- Yeah, I'd like to see you try!

Cream: *on the pad* Hmm..... OOH! Kids in America on HEAVY!

Knux: This should be interesting........

Cream: *does it and gets an A*

Sonic: O_O;

Cream: ^__^ YAY!

Sonic: -_- *hooks up another pad* OK CREAM! IT'S ON!

Cream: You can't even pass beginner!

Sonic: Shut up! *puts it on Kick the Can Heavy Mode*

*Soon, they're into the song, Sonic getting tons of Boos, Cream getting Perfects*

Sonic: *falls and breaks his leg* ACK!

Cream: I WIN! *sticks her tounge out*

Sonic: WHY YOU LITTLE- *attempts to attack her* OW! MY LEG!

*Later at the hospital*

Sonic: *is leaving with a cast on his leg and crutches* When I get my hands on you, Cream, OOH YOU'LL PAY!

Tails: Hey, Sonic! What are you going to do while your leg's in that cast?

Sonic: I'll just watch some TV...

Knux: UH...

Sonic: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, UH?!

Tails: Knuckles was playing hockey in your house when he broke your very expensive big screen TV.

Sonic: *to Knux* You WHAT?!

Knux: Should I start running now?

Tails: -_- Yes.

Knux: AAAAAAAAH! *starts running*

Sonic: *goes really fast after Knux even with his leg in a cast* COME BACK HERE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Tails: O_o

7.
*At Tails's House, Tails is working on a very very very long report about the History of Mankind*

Tails: *is surrounded by coffee cups and has bags under his eyes* YAY! I'M DONE! Now I just have to save...

Computer: *breaks for no reason*

Tails: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

8.
*At Tails's House, Tails is working on a very very very long report about the History of Mankind (this one has a different ending)*

Tails: *is surrounded by coffee cups and has bags under his eyes* YAY! I'M DONE!

*School*

Tails: *gets his paper back from the teacher and sees that it has a big fat C on the top* WHAT?! A C?! I'll just have to tell my parents.....

*Tails's Parent's House*

Tails's Dad: TAILS! A C?!

Tails's Mom: How did you get a C?!

Tails: Uh, it stands for, uh-

Tails's Dad: Well?

Tails: C, I got it right!

Tails's parents: ^_^ Good job!

Tails: ^_^ (Thoughts: Well, I know my intellegence doesn't come from them...)

9.
*Sonic's House*

All: WE'RE BORED!

Rouge and Amy: *burst throught the door*

Sonic: *to Knuckles* QUICK! TO THE ANTI-WOMEN FORTRESS! *points to a table with a tablecloth covering it*

Sonic and Knuckles: *dive under the table with their butts sticking out*

Knux: Be very very quiet....

Tails, Amy, and Rouge: O_o

Rouge: We got tickets to the Swan Lake Ballet!

Amy: Front row seats!

*At the Ballet*

Sonic: *is dressed in a suit, handcuffed to Amy* -_-

Knuckles: *is also dressed in a suit, handcuffed to Rouge* -_-

Sonic: It's bad enough that you dragged us here, BUT DID YOU HAVE TO MAKE US WEAR THESE STUPID SUITS?!

Tails: *wearing a suit* Free Video game...Free Video game...

Amy: What are you doing?

Tails: Reminding myself why you dragged ME here!

Rouge: SHUT UP! It's starting!

On Stage:

*The Curtain rises, revealing someone in a princess costume...Funny...They look awfully familiar...*

Sonic: O_O SHADOW?!

Shadow: ^_^ *Starts dancing, sees Sonic and co., and stops*

All: O_O

Shadow: O_O; Uh, I can explain...

Sonic: *takes picture* HA HA! THIS IS HITTING THE INTERNET!

Shadow: -_-* WHY YOU- *jumps into the audience and attacks Sonic*

10.
*At the Swings in the Park*

Sonic: OOH! THE SWINGS!

Sonic and Knux: *Each jump into a baby swing* PUSH US, TAILS!

Tails: OK, but you guys are a bit old for this...*starts pushing them*

*Soon, they are swinging really really high*

Kitty and Angel (Princess is at the mall): *sees Sonic and Knux*

Angel: Hmm... It looks like they're about to fly out of the swings...

Kitty: ^_^ I've got an idea! *pulls out 2 electric zappers* Hmm... They should land right here. *puts down electric zappers* Quick, hide!

Kitty and Angel: *hide behind a bush so they can watch*

Sonic and Knuckles: *fly out of the swings* AAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! *fall right on electric zappers* O_O *get electricuted* *ZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPP*

Angel: *pulls out bucket of water* Water is REALLY affected by electricity! *pours it on Sonic and Knux*

Sonic and Knux: *get electricuted even more* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

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Kitty: Hope you enjoyed those!

Angel: See ya!

Princess: Adios!

Kitty: Au revoir!

Angel: Cheerio!

Princess: LET'S JUST END IT! Oh, I did!
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Chapter 5- Back to School

Kitty: Hi. I'm bored. Let's just start the fic.

Princess: Before we begin, for those of you who haven't read our American Idol fic, you may not know who Ms. Ura Failure is.

Kitty: She's Sonic's crabby old teacher who Sonic always pranked.

Angel: ON WITH THE FIC!

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*Sonic's House*

All: *are watching the episode of Sonic X where Knuckles is telling the story of when Chaos destoyed the Master Emerald in the beginning of the episode*

T.V.-

Knuckles on T.V.: That Chaos creature destroyed the Master Emerald...

Knuckles: *crying* WAAAAAAAAAAAAH! THE SPARKLY THINGY BROKE!

Sonic: *slaps Knux across the face* GET A HOLD OF YOURSELF, KNUCKLEHEAD! IT GETS REPAIRED IN THE END!

Knuckles: ;_; That's what they WANT you to think!

T.V.-

*news comes on*

Amy: HEY! *holds out Piko Piko hammer*

T.V.-

News Reporter Dude: Before you hit this TV. with that hammer, This just in! The president has just passed a law that all video game and cartoon characters MUST go to school! The new school has just been built. All video game and cartoon characters will recieve their schedules in the mail today.

Tails: I'll go check the mail. *checks mail and comes back* Here are our schedules! *hands them out*

Rouge: I hate school.

Sonic: *evil grin* Hey! I got Ms. Ura Failure for homeroom!

Tails: Me too!

Sonic: She always treats you as teacher's pet.

Tails: It's easy. *holds out easel with poster board on it, and the first one says, "HOW TO BECOME TEACHER'S PET a Presentation by Tails"* How to Become Teachers Pet.

Knux: *takes out popcorn and starts eating*

Tails: *takes off that poster board and the next one says, Step 1. Politeness* Politeness. Always say your please and thank yous, and pay attention, or at least pretend to. *takes off that one and the next one says, Step 2- Flattery* Flattery. Ask to help out a few times, or even give her gifts for Christmas, etc.

*5 mins. later*

Tails: *has finished presentation* Although I have helped Sonic prank Ms. Ura Failure, she STILL gives me As.

Sonic: It's too late for me to be teacher's pet... BUT I REALLY LOOK FORWARD TO PRANKING HER! *takes out briefcase and opens it reavealing whoopie cushions, a live lizard, and other pranking stuff*

All: O_o

*Next Week*

*Bus Stop*

*Bus pulls up and they all get on, including a cat wearing a pink tank top, jeans, sneakers, and silver hoop earrings, you guessed it, Kitty!*

Kitty: ^__^

*PAUSE*

Princess: Just so everyone knows, we're getting tired of typing Ms. Ura Failure all of the time, so we'll just type Ms. F.

*RESUME*

Kitty: I HAD SUGAR FOR BREAKFAST AND NOW I'M HYPER HAHAHA! Ooh! Let's sing a song to pass the bus ride! Um... How about... 99 Bottles of PUNCH on the wall?

All: OK! *start singing*

Kitty: 99 BOTTLES OF PUNCH ON THE WALL! *punches bus driver*

Bus Driver: X_x

*bus goes out of control and crashes into the side of the school, but they (and the school) are fine*

Kitty: ^__^ That was FUN!

Knux: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

Rouge: KNUCKLES NO!

Kitty: OK! *uses author powers to rewind and replay the crash*

All: OK! *start singing*

Kitty: 99 BOTTLES OF PUNCH ON THE WALL! *punches bus driver*

Bus Driver: X_x

*bus goes out of control and crashes into the side of the school, but they (and the school) are fine*

Kitty: ^__^ That was FUN!

Knux: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

Rouge: KNUCKLES NO!

Kitty: OK! *uses author powers to rewind and replay the crash*

All: OK! *start singing*

Kitty: 99 BOTTLES OF PUNCH ON THE WALL! *punches bus driver*

Bus Driver: X_x

*bus goes out of control and crashes into the side of the school, but they (and the school) are fine*

Kitty: ^__^ That was FUN!

Knux: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

Rouge: KNUCKLES NO!

Kitty: OK! *uses author powers to rewind and replay the crash*

Bus Driver: @_@ This is getting painful.

*Later, they have raced into the school and gotten to their first classes at 8:30, which is homeroom*

Sonic, Tails, and Kitty, who also wants to prank Ms. F: *are in Ms. F's class with evil grins on their faces*

Tails: *innocent look* ^_^ *gives Ms. F an apple*

Ms. F: Thank you, Miles!

Knux: *pops out of nowhere* MILES?! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kitty: *uses author powers to make a huge bolt of lightning strike Knux* ^_^ PIKACHU DID IT!

Pikachu: Pika? *leaves*

Knux: *is burnt to a crisp* Ow... I think that I'll just go back to my class now... *leaves*

Tails: *strangling Ms. F* DON'T CALL ME THAT! CALL ME TAILS!

Ms. F: O_o OK...

Tails: *lets go*

Ms. F: *opens up gradebook only to find a photocopied picture of Sonic's butt*

Sonic: ^_^

Ms. F: HEY! I'D KNOW THAT SPIKY BLUE BUTT ANYWHERE! SONIC, DETENTION! *gives him detention slip*

Sonic: ^_^ Fine by me...

*Art class*

Knuckles: *staring at markers* O_O I'm afraid of markers...

Rouge: *working on picture* Knuckles, please pass the markers.

Knux: O_O NO! I SHALL NOT TOUCH THE EVIL MARKERS OF DOOM! MMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSS! (MARKERS!)

Sheen from Jimmy Neutron: *throws marker at Knux*

Knux: *eye twitches* MARKERS! AAAAAAAAH! *busts through the wall screaming*

Teacher: O_o

*Lunch Time*

Sonic: *gets food from the cafeteria lady* Ugh... *sits down at table* I hate cafeteria food...

*the slop on his plate which has mold on it gets up and walks away*

Sonic: >_< *runs into bathroom and pukes*

Tails: This is why I bring lunch... *holds out spray can labeled FOOD IN A SECOND (see Ch. 1) and sprays can, and gourmet food appears, and there's enough for everybody* LET'S EAT!

All: YAY!

Loudspeaker thing: We have an announcement. Anyone interested in signing up for Drama Club please sign up on the sheet located next to the gym. If you sign up it will get you out of any detentions that you recieved or will recieve today. Why? We have no idea... That is all.

*After School at Drama Club*

Teacher in charge of Drama Club: Hello, students, my boring name is Mr. Dull. I have no ideas for the play but if you do please raise your hand...

Amy: *raises hand*

Mr. Dull: Yes Amy?

Amy: I want to do Romeo and Juliet! I'll be Juliet, and Sonic will be Romeo! ^__^

Sonic: -_- IN YOUR DREAMS!

Mr. Dull: Amy, there's a kiss at the end.

Amy: ^__^ That's the point!

TV. that's in the room for no reason- *news is on*

News Person: This just in! Mr. Dull is being arrested for being too boring!

Police: *bust through the door* Mr. I.M. Dull, you are hearby under arrest for being too boring!

Mr: Dull: Shoot... *goes into the police car which drives to jail*

Loudspeaker: Attention students. Due to the arrest of Mr. Dull, Drama Club is no longer an after school activity.

Ms. F: *comes in* SONIC!!!

Sonic: ^_____^ SEE YA! *goes to detention*

*Tails' house*

All: *are doing homework*

Rouge: Gee, I wonder how Sonic is in detention.

*postcard all of a sudden flies into the room*

front of postcard: *shows picture of Sonic in a jail cell waving* GREETINGS FROM DETENTION!

All: O_O?

Amy: Poor Sonic...

Tails: *flips over postcard*

back of postcard: Hey guys! Don't worry about me, I'm having a BLAST! -Sonic

All: O_o;

*The Next Day*

All: *get on bus*

Bus Driver: *has a big bandage on his head* -_- I hate my job. *to Sonic and co.* I hearby forbid the singing of "99 Bottles of Punch on the Wall" while on this bus.

Kitty: OK then... We'll just throw this football around the bus...

Bus Driver: OK then...*starts driving bus*

Kitty: *throws it to Tails, who throws it to Rouge, who throws it to Amy who misses and guess who the football hit?*

Bus Driver: -_- *gets hit in the back of the head with football* X_x

Amy: Oh, not again!

*bus goes out of control*

Tails: *takes control of bus and starts driving it*

Nearby Police Officer in his car: *sees Tails driving and notices that Tails is only 13* Stupid kids... *puts siren on and starts driving after them*

Rouge: Hey, that police officer is coming after us!

Sonic: Maybe we should pull over.

Kitty: No way! We can out run him!

Tails: Are you sure this is safe?

Kitty: ^_^ No. DRIVE, TAILS! STEP ON IT!

Tails: O_o OK...

*soon they are going top speed with several police cars coming after them with their sirens going*

Amy: If only this stupid bus could go faster...

Sonic: I know! *jumps out bus window and starts to push bus while running at sonic speed*

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!

Tails: *turning around* Did we lose them?

Kitty: Not yet, but-

Tails: But what?!

All but Tails and Sonic: *point toward the front of the bus*

Tails: *turns around and sees that they're about to drive off the cliff*

All: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Amy: *yelling out window* SONIC! STOP PUSHING!

Sonic: Why?

Amy: Well...

Rouge: We're about to fall off a cliff.

Sonic: WHAT?! *stops pushing and jumps through window*

Tails: We're going to have to jump!

Rouge: *starts pushing past everyone* ME FIRST! *jumps from bus window but lands in a big puddle of mud* EWNESS!

All: O_o

Amy: We have to jump!

All but Knuckles, who has been sleeping the whole time: OK!

*Everyone but Knux and Rouge, who has already jumped off, jumps from the bus, in this order: Kitty, Tails, Amy, and Sonic*

Knux: *wakes up* Where is everyone? *sees that the bus is about to fall off the cliff* O_O AAAAAAH! *starts running around in a circle stupidly* WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!

*Bus falls off cliff*

*Later at Lunch*

Knux: *bursts in, and he's in a wheelchair, with his both his legs in casts as well as one of his arms and he has a bandage around his head* -_-* *wheels up to Kitty and the others who are trying to hold back laughter* -_-* *to Kitty* I hate you.

Kitty: ^_^ *innocently* Whatever do you mean?

Knux: YOUR EVIL FOOTBALL!

Kitty: I don't even like football.

Knux: Whatever... *goes to get lunch*

*Later in Rouge, Amy, and Knuckles's Homeroom*

Teacher (who is a very fat man): Students, we have a foriegn exchange student joining us from Mexico! This is Princess.

*PAUSE*

Kitty: ^_^; I didn't want to keep listening to her whining!

Princess: HEY!

*RESUME*

Princess: *is wearing a really big sombrero* ^_^ *to teacher* Hola, Senor Fatzo!

Teacher: -_- Please find a seat.

Princess: OK! *goes to squeeze between aisles but the sombrero is so big that it keeps hitting people* Sorry! *sits down next to Rouge*

*Ms. F.'s classroom*

Ms. F.: Hello class. Angel, a foriegn exchange student from France, will be joining us today.

*Angel walks in wearing one of those French hat things that I know what it's called but can't spell it*

*PAUSE*

Kitty: We'd been working on this fic a LONG time, so we needed to fit Angel in!

*RESUME*

Angel: Bonjour! *takes a seat next to Kitty*

Ms. F.: *turns around to write on the chalkboard* Now class, open your history books to page 25, the history of video games.

Tails: *passes a lizard to Sonic*

Sonic: *quickly runs up to Ms. F., puts the lizard down her pants, and runs back to his seat*

Ms. F: ARGH!!! THERE'S A LIZARD IN MY PANTS!!! *starts running around like a complete psycho*

*Class starts laughing*

Ms. F: *lizard falls out of her pants leg* SONIC, DETENTION! *throws detention slip at him*

Sonic: *slip touches his face gently* AAAAAAAAH! PAPER CUT!

Billy Hatcher: ^_^ OOH! OOH! CAN I HAVE THE LIZARD?!

Sonic: *quickly picks up lizard* NO! HENRY'S MINE!

Both: *start pulling on the lizard but then the lizard's tail comes off* O_O

Sonic: HENRY!!!!!!!

*Both start crying but then the lizard's tail grows back*

Billy: OOH! HIS TAIL GREW BACK! IT'S A MAGIC LIZARD!

Tails and Kitty: -.-;

Angel: Are people always like this in America?

Kitty: Oui. (Yes.)

Krystal from Starfox Adventures/Assult: *speaking Dino* Ms. F, Oei xulo u fxedo succ ad kxo office.

Ms. F: Excuse me?

Angel: She said you have a phone call in the office, stupid.

Ms. F: ^_^; OK. *leaves*

*10 seconds later*

Angel: *runs up to the door and locks it* WHOHOO! PARTY!!!!!

*Soon they are all throwing a party in Ms. F's classroom*

*Senor Fatzo's classroom*

Princess: *whispering to Rouge, Knux, and Amy* Hey, my party senses are tingling! Let's go! *to teacher* Uh, I have to go to the lu.

Senor Fatzo: Huh?

Amy: She means the bathroom, you twit. And I have to go too.

Rouge: Yeah, me too.

Knux: Uh, yeah I have to go use the lu or el bano or whatever it's called.

Senor Fatzo: ^_^ OK then!

*outside the bathrooms*

Princess: Wow, fat AND gullible.

Rouge: There is NOTHING wrong with gullible people!

Knux: ^_^ Like who?

All but Knux: *look at him*

Amy: So how do we get to the party?

Princess: We take the air vents.

Knux: I'm not going in the girls' bathroom!

Amy: OK, take the boys'.

Knux: ^_^

*Ms. F's classroom*

Princess, Amy, and Rouge: *drop in through the celing* Are we late for the party?

Zelda: Just gettin' started!

Link: *is break dancing*

Zelda: -.-; He's an embarassment to Hyrule.

Princess: And he's supposed to be some legendary hero? O.o;

*Air vents*

Knux: ^_^ That party must be close... *falls through the vents through the celing into...*

*Office*

Ms. F: *on phone* OK, goodbye. *hangs up* Now to get back to my class! *Knux falls from the celing right on top of her* X_x

Knux: WHOHOO! PARTAY!

Several Teachers: -_-

Knux: O_O Uh, I'm in trouble, aren't I?

Teachers: -_- *nod*

Knux: Detention?

Teachers: *nod*

*Some jail cell, obviously Detention*

Sonic: -_- *to Knux* What are you in for?

Knux: Attempting to get to your party but instead crashing through the celing into the office.

Sonic: O_o

Knux: You?

Sonic: Putting a lizard down Ms. F's pants.

Knux: ^_^ HAHAHAHA! Classic...

*The Next Day*

Loudspeaker thing: Attention students. Tomorrow night is the Sadie Hopkins Dance (or whatever it's called). For those of you idiots- SONIC AND KNUCKLES- who don't know what that is, it's a dance when the girls ask the guys and the guys CAN'T refuse! HAHAHAHAHA! Ahem. That is all.

Amy and Rouge: *evil grin*

Rouge: Princess, come here for a minute, I have a plan.

*Not long Later*

Princess: *walks up to Knux* Hey, Knuckles, my VERY PRETTY friend wants to go to the dance with you. She's shy.

Knux: ^_^ PRETTY FRIEND?! I ACCEPT! So, who's the pretty friend?

Rouge: *runs up to him* ME! *holds out handcuffs*

Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sonic: ^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Amy: *quickly handcuffs Sonic to her* AND YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

Sonic: -_-

Kitty: TAILS!

Tails: Great...

Kitty: WE'RE GOING TO THE DANCE TOGETHER!

Tails: Do I have to?

Kitty: Yes. And you know why?

Tails: Why?

Kitty: Because I edited this photo of you so it looks like you're playing with Barbie dolls! *holds up picture of Tails playing with Barbie dolls*

Tails: O_O OK! OK! I'LL GO WITH YOU!

Kitty: YAYNESS!

*At the Dance*

Princess: *comes in with Espio* ESPIO YOU'RE HOT!!!

Espio: O_o *does that thing where he turns invisible or whatever and runs away*

Princess: ESPIO! ESPIO, WHERE ARE YOU?! GET YOUR BIG INVISIBLE BUTT BACK HERE THIS INSTANT!!! *runs off to look for him*

Angel: *walks in with Charmy*

Charmy: *sees all the food on the table* ^_^ FOOD! *runs to get some, trips, and crashes into the table and one of the cakes fall on his head* @_@ Food...

Angel: O_o

Cream: *walks in with Big* (She was desprate to get a date) -_-

Big: Duh... Where's Froggy? You said he was here!

Cream: LATER BIG!

Big: Duh... OK. Would you uh... like to uh... what is it... dance?

Cream: Fine...

*Big and Cream are dancing and Big keeps stepping on her feet*

Cream: YOU BIG FAT IDIOT, STOP STEPPING ON MY FEET!

*Amy and Sonic walk in handcuffed together, same with Rouge and Knux*

Sonic: It just HAD to be a Sadie Hopkins dance...

Kitty and Tails: *walk in*

Kitty: ^___^ Ready to dance, Tails?

Tails: Can I see that picture again?

Kitty: Sure. *gives him pic*

Tails: *rips it up* I'M FREE! HAHAHA-

Kitty: ^__^ *holds up a billion more*

Tails: O_O AAAH! *starts ripping up pics one by one, Kitty standing by a printer which keeps printing out more copies*

Princess: *pours some paint on the floor and footprints appear in it* GOT YOU, ESPIO! *throws paint so that Espio isn't invisible anymore*

Espio: >_<

DJ- OK everyone, grab your partner and dance away to this cool song by Melody and Thad! (We used to watch the Amanda Show.)

*everyone dances to this funny song and doing what it says and here are the words:*

Well! Swing your partner round and round, pick her up then put her down!
Shake your partner all about! Then pull his hair and make him shout!
Dance around, that's how it goes! Then flap your wings and blow your nose!
Spin around and do se do, bark like a dog and stomp his toe!
Dance like a squirrel with a brand new nut! Then lean to the left and slap your butt!
Now flash a smile and bow with grace, then go (insert the noise thing when you stick your tounge out here) right in his face!
Now swing your partner round and round, then wrestle him down to the ground!

All: *get in a fight cloud*

*The next day in chemistry class*

All but Tails and Kitty: *have black eyes and wearing bandages some people with casts, crutches, wheelchairs etc.*

Angel: *glaring at Charmy and has a few bee stings* CHARMY, I HATE YOU!

Charmy: -_- I HATE YOU MORE!

Teacher: EVRYONE SHUT UP!

All: *shut up*

Teacher: Today we will be working with highly unstable chemicals.

Kitty: *sitting next to Tails and Angel* ^_^ YAY! HIGHLY UNSTABLE CHEMICALS!

All: O_o

*Soon they are all working on making something. Like what you ask? USE YOUR IMAGINATION!*

Tails: OK, Next we add-

Kitty: EVERYTHING! *dumps all of the chemicals into the container*

Angel: O_O Uh, is this safe?

Tails: Perhaps we should get out of here...

Kitty: OK... *lifts a floor tile revealing a tunnel that leads to Tails' house* ^_^

Angel: Let's hurry! It's ready to blow!

Kitty, Tails, and Angel: *jump into the tunnel*

*5 minutes later*

*The School blows up! YAY!*

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Angel: So the school was blown up, and everyone but the teachers survived, but Tails, Kitty, and I were unharmed! ^_^

Kitty: It's just about everyone's dream to see their school blown up!

Princess: Good thing I was wearing my Anti-Kitty-Hurting-Me-Suit!

Kitty: Hope you enjoyed our back-to-school-is-annoying special!
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Chapter 6: The Emerald Hunt

Kitty: Hey welcome to Chapter 6! Oh, and I gave Princess a Hawaiian vacation! She's not really in Hawaii though.

Angel: Let's get on with it!

Kitty: ON WITH THE FIC!

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*Knux's house*

Knux: *is bowing down to the Master Emerald* Sparkly thingy... Sparkly thingy...

*Sonic's House*

All but Knux (because- duh- he's not there): *are watching TV*

TV-

News Reporter Dude: This just in! The President has offered a 2 billion dollar reward for the Master Emerald, which at the moment is in this echinda's possession: *shows picture of Knuckles picking his nose*

All: $_$ *look at each other* I'M GOING TO STEAL IT FROM KNUCKLES FIRST! O.o NO WAY, THAT REWARD IS MINE!

Tails: *pushing buttons on a calculator* Well, we could all team up to get it and split it 6 ways, and each of us would get about 30 million dollars...

All: OK!

Amy: So how do we do it?

Kitty: Yeah? Knux is obsessed with that thing. It's not like he'd actually give it to us.

Angel: We could use his gullibility against him!

All: YEAH!

Sonic: So how do we do it?

Angel: Here's what I had in mind...

*Knux's House*

Knux: *still bowing down to the Master- er- Sparkly Thingy*

*TV falls through his roof and lands next to Knux and news is on*

TV-

News Reporter Dude: This just in! The President has offered a 2 billion dollar reward for the Master Emerald, which at the moment is in this echinda's possession: *shows picture of Knuckles picking his nose*

Knux: ^_^ Who's that good looking guy? Wait... O_O THAT'S ME! AAAAAAAAAH! I know, I'll hide my Sparkly Thingy!

*Later*

*Doorbell rings*

Knux: ^_^ At least my sparkly thingy is in a safe place... *opens door revealing Kitty in a cheap fake mustache and a suit*

Kitty: -_-

Knux: ^_^ Can I help you sir?

Kitty: I understand you have valuable possessions, oh, say... the Master Emerald?

Knux: Not anymore! ^_^ I hid it.

Kitty: O_O WHERE DID YOU HIDE IT, KNUCKLEHEAD?!

Knux: O_O; UH...

Tails: *comes in* You forgot, didn't you.

Knux: MAYBE...

Rouge: *starts strangling Knux* KNUCKLES! HOW DID YOU FORGET?!

Angel: I'll help him remember! *hits Knux on the head with a frying pan*

Knux: @_@

Sonic: Hmm...If I were an idiot-

Angel: You already are an idiot.

Sonic: -_- If I were Knuckles, where would I hide something valuable and shiny?

All but Knux who is unconcious: *go outside, and right across the street is a big building and above it in BIG neon carnival lights it says: KNUCKLES'S HIDING PLACE, but they're too stupid to notice except for Kitty, Tails, and Angel who DO seem to notice but don't tell the others*

Sonic: I KNOW! He put it in Alaska!

*Alaska*

Sonic, Amy, Rouge, and Knuckles who is chained to the sled and is still unconcious due to the frying pan: *are not wearing parkas and shivering*

Sonic: It's n-n-n-not h-h-h-here...

Rouge: Of c-c-c-course n-n-not y-y-y-you idiot...

Amy: Knuckles is p-p-p-probably so s-s-s-stupid he doesn't know w-w-w-where Alaska is!

Sonic: L-l-let's just go b-b-b-back home...

*Back home*

Sonic, Amy, Rouge and Knux who finally woke up: *are standing in front of a huge beautiful mansion* O_O

Sonic: WOW! WHO'S IS THIS?!

Amy: *rings doorbell*

*door opens revealing Kitty, Angel, and Tails*

Kitty: You idiots didn't even see Knuckles's hiding place across the street?

Rouge: What place?

Angel: Apparently they didn't see it.

Knux: How did you get all this stuff?

Tails: *to Angel* I think you hit him with that frying pan a little too hard.

Kitty: WE STOLE YOUR MASTER EMERALD!

Knux: My what?

Angel: We mean the SPARKLY THINGY!

Knux: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Tails: We're going in our huge pool now.

Kitty and Angel: ^_^ SEE YA!!! *shut door*

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Kitty: And so Tails, Angel, and I now live together in our huge mansion! It has 20 bedrooms for no reason, a HUGE video game room with a BIG HUGE ENORMOUS TV, a REALLY BIG pool and hot tub, a-

Angel: Why is that important?

Kitty: O_o I feel like telling that.

Angel: Why?

Kitty: I have no idea.

Angel: Why?

Kitty: Because sometimes I get braindead.

Angel: Why?

Kitty: STOP IT!

Angel: Why?

Kitty: AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!

Angel: ^_^
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Chapter 7- The Chapter With 3 Titles/ Sonic and Co. Meet the Teen Titans/ The Pudding Party

Kitty: Hey, welcome to Ch. 7! This chappy we have two special guests, and they're very good friends of mine and they're staying in our mansion! (See Last Chappy). Meet Hotaru and Rena!

Hotaru: HI!

Rena: This is going to be fun! And crazy... with a little insanity thrown in...

Angel: And Princess is no longer with us.

Hotaru: She died?

Angel: NO! She's not in the fic.

Kitty: ^_^; But to keep her happy and out of my hair, she now has after each chapter, The Princess Chronicles.

Angel: Basically she's got a very short story where she goes places and does stupid and funny things. But she DOES come back from time to time and brings funny suveniers (or however you spell it) and stuff.

Hotaru and Rena: ON WITH THE FIC!

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*Kitty, Angel, and Tails's Mansion's Video Game Room*

All: *are each playing Mario Kart Double Dash on a big screen TV when the doorbell rings*

Kitty: I'LL GET IT!!! *answers door revealing Hotaru and Rena* HI GUYS!!!!!!!!!!

Hotaru and Rena: HI!!!!!!

Hotaru: Hope you don't mind we brought some friends with us.

Kitty: No problem. We have 17 bedrooms we don't even use! Who'd ya bring?

Rena: The Teen Titans.

Kitty: Come on! Everyone's in the Video Game Room. ^_^

*Video Game Room*

Kitty: Guys, I want you to meet some friends of mine.

Sonic, Angel, Tails, etc: *have their eyes practically glued to the screen and don't pay attention*

Kitty: Guys?

Sonic and co: *still don't pay attention*

Kitty: GUYS!!!!!!!!

Sonic and co: *STILL don't pay attention*

Kitty: -_- *walks over to gamecube and turns it off*

Sonic and co: HEY!!!

Kitty: Guys, I want you to meet some friends of mine. Hotaru, Rena, and The Teen Titans: Robin, Cyborg, Starfire, Beast Boy, and Raven.

Sonic: *goes up to Robin* ^_^ Hi, I'm-

Robin: DUDES! IT'S LIKE, A BLUE HEDGEHOG DUDE! HE'S PROBABLY LIKE, SOME EVIL MUTANT DUDE! I'LL LIKE, TAKE CARE OF THIS DUDE! *attacks Sonic*

Sonic: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

All: O_o

Cyborg: Duhhhhhhh... Haha...Blue guy get hurt... haha...

Tails: *looking at Cyborg* Apparently he's poorly built and was made with old, broken, lousy parts. And I'd say his computer memory is about... 1 byte.

Cyborg: Duhhhhhhhh... -_- You just called me dumb, didn't you?

Tails: My point is proven.

Cyborg: GAAAAAAAAH!!! *goes to attack Tails*

Tails: *steps aside, goes behind Cyborg and pushes a big red OFF button on his back*

Cyborg: o_o *falls over*

Tails: ^_^

Starfire: Like, omygosh! Robin is like, soooooooo cute!

Amy: Not as cute as Sonic!

Starfire: No way! Sonic is like, soooooooooo stupid!

Amy: THAT'S IT! *starts fighting Starfire*

Raven: I hate everybody.

Rouge: Wanna go shopping? That's fun.

Raven: Shopping is pointless.

Rouge: YOU TAKE THAT BACK! *jumps on Raven and those two start fighting*

Beast Boy: *turns into a bull*

Angel: ^_^ *runs off quickly and returns in a bull fighter (matador I think it's called) outfit and pulls out a red cape* Torro! Torro!

BB: *goes to run into cape but Angel pulls it away and he misses, hitting the wall* @_@

Angel: ^_^ OLE! *continues to bull fight*

Knux: *is just watching them all fight while eating popcorn*

Tails: *picks up Cyborg and throws him*

Knux: *sees Cyborg heading right for him* AAAAAAAAAAH! *throws popcorn bucket in the air and Cyborg lands on Knux* @_@

Kitty, Hotaru, and Rena: O_o

Kitty: HOLD IT!

*everyone stops*

Kitty: *pointing at Sonic* Robin, Sonic is NOT an evil mutant, *points at Cyborg* Tails, turn Cyborg back on, *points at Amy and Starfire* You two, neither guy is better, Tails is cuter AND better than either of them, *points at Raven* AND YOU! SHOPPING IS NOT POINTLESS! IT'S FUN AND AWESOME!, *points at Angel and BB* You two...stop...bullfighting... O_o And can someone PLEASE get Cyborg off Knuckles?

Tails: *turns Cyborg back on*

Cyborg: Duhhhhhhhhh... I LIKE PIE!

All: O_o

TV- *news comes on*

Angel: Not again...

TV- Eggbutt: Attention people, I have conquered the world's largest and only chocolate pudding factory! Everyone must surrender to me within 24 hours or you will no longer be able to taste the chocolatey gooey puddingy goodness. AND I shall fill Earth's oxygen with my deadly farts!

All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

All but Kitty, Angel, Tails, Hotaru, and Rena: *start to panic- example: running around in circles, fetal positions, screaming hysterically, etc.*

Starfire: AAAAAAH!!! LIKE, NOT THE LIKE, PUDDING! NOT THE LIKE, SOOOOOOO SWEET, LIKE, SOOOOOO CHOCOLATEY, LIKE, GOOEY PUDDINGNESS!!!

Angel: QUIET!

All: *stop*

Hotaru: We need to make a plan that will stop Eggbutt from taking away our chocolate pudding!

Rena: AND from poisoning our oxygen!

Hotaru: Yeah that too.

Rena: We need an idea! *sits down by a lamp and starts to think*

Kitty: *turns on lamp so it looks like a lightbulb has appeared over Rena's head* ^_^

Rena: ^_^ I got an idea!

All: O_o What?

Rena: ^_^ We walk in and ask him for our pudding back!

Raven: That won't work. We'll never get our pudding back and die from toxic air.

All: O_o

Tails: Can somebody just shut her up? She's too depressing.

Amy: OK! *puts duck tape on Raven's mouth and then ties her up and shoves her in a closet*

All: O_o

Robin: Dudes, she's like, kind of right. That won't work, dudes.

Knux: Let's try it anyway!

*later at Eggbutt's HQ*

Eggbutt: *dancing around like a complete idiot* YAY! I'll conquer the world because of pudding! *starts kissing a bowl of pudding* I love you, sweet, sweet pudding... *looks at pudding, shrugs, and starts eating it. go figure.* ^_^

*doorbell rings*

Eggbutt: I shall return, my beloved pudding! *skips away and answers door revealing Rena*

Rena: Hi, Mr. Eggbutt- I mean Eggman. Can we please have our pudding back?

Eggbutt: Well, since you said please... *starts to walk off*

BB: *hiding in a bush with the others and eating a hamburger*

*PAUSE*

Kitty: The funny part of that is, he's supposed to be a vegetarian.

*RESUME*

BB: *talking with his mouth full* Never thought he'd actually go for it.

Sonic: That was easy...

Eggbutt: O_O HEY! Wait a minute! I'M NOT GIVING UP THE PRECIOUS PUDDING! *slams door in Rena's face*

Rena: O_o Well he's so stupid it almost worked.

Hotaru: Well, time for Plan B...

*inside Eggbutt's HQ*

Eggbutt: *eating pudding* I love you, pudding...

*Doorbell rings*

Eggbutt: Now what? *opens door this time revealing Hotaru in a fake mustache with a tag hanging from it that says PHONY BALONY MUSTACHE EMPORIUM* What do YOU want?

Hotaru: Pudding tax!

Eggbutt: O_O How much?

Hotaru: All of it. *the rest of the gang come in all wearing mustaches with the tag hanging from it carrying a big container*

Eggbutt: ;_; *sigh* *points to a room* In there...

All but Eggbutt: *go into the room, fill up the container with the pudding, and run out*

Knux: *Accidentally drops mustache*

Eggbutt: *picks it up* Hey, you forgot your- mustache? HEY! *pushes a button and robots surround them* GET THEM!

All: O_O;

Robin: Dudes, this can't end well...

Rouge: Why didn't I just go shopping today?

Cyborg: *is drooling*

Robots: *start beating each other up due to being built by a complete moron*

All: O_o *run off with the pudding*

Eggbutt: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*Back at the mansion, everyone is eating a bowl of pudding*

Tails: Eggbutt seriously needs to build his robots better...

Angel: But I can't help but think we forgot something...

*closet*

Raven: *has for no apparent reason been able to get the duck tape off her mouth* Hello? I'd like some pudding!

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Kitty: Eggbutt's an idiot!

Rena: Pudding is yummy!

Angel: Seriously, did we forget something?

All: ...................................NAH!

Hotaru: Here's "The Princess Chronicles"!

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #1

*Italy*

Princess: *sees the Leaning Tower of Pizza- er- Piza* AAAAAAAAAAH! THE TOWER OF PIZA IS FALLING! *runs up and starts to try and hold it up* Grrr... Not working... *kicks Leaning Tower of Piza and it starts to fall on other side onto a bunch of tourists*

Tourists: *are so stupid they're not going anywhere* O_O *start taking pictures and the Tower falls on them*

Princess: I want some spagetti... *walks off*

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All: BYE!
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Chapter 8- The Evil Dog

Kitty: Hey, Welcome to Chapter 8!

Angel: Wow... this is the 5th chapter made this week...

Kitty: O_o I've had a lot of time on my hands at Mom's house... ;_; Not for long... School's tomorrow! *gasp* IS MY TEACHER NICE? IS SHE MEAN? WILL I GET TONS OF HOMEWORK? ARE THE NICE KIDS IN MY CLASS? IS THE BIG FAT JERK IN MY CLASS?

*Flashback*

Kitty: Oh, shut up you're such a jerk.

Jerk: *starts sputtering and blabbering like an idiot, he's so shocked (I'm not the kind of person who usually sticks up for myself. I'm a little shy. oh, i had wanted to do that for months. this wonderful moment actually happened)*

Teacher: Quiet, *his name here*.

Jerk: But she just called me a jerk!

Teacher: Well, *his name* , you are a jerk sometimes.

*End of the oh so satisfying flashback*

Angel: *slapping Kitty* BREATHE! BREATHE!

Kitty: Thanks I needed that. ON WITH THE FIC!

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*Mansion's Video Game Room*

Rouge: *comes in* Hi guys! I just got a new puppy! *cuddling fluffy white puppy* This is my widdle Twuffles.

Angel: Twuffles?

Rouge: TRUFFLES!

All: O_o

Rouge: Now stay here for a minute, Twuffles! Mommy's going to get your doggie tweats! *leaves*

All: O_o *look at Truffles sitting on the floor*

Truffles: *eyes glow red*

Kitty: That can't be good...

Knux: ^_^ Hey, neat trick! How'd she do that?

Truffles: *jumps on Knux and attacks him* AWOOOOOOOOOO!

Knux: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! EVIL DOG!

All: O_o

Sonic: *watching Truffles beat up Knux* Uh, any ideas how to get her off?

Tails: Where's Kitty?

All: *see she's not there*

Amy: I guess she bailed. Typical.

Angel: *pushes button on a remote and robotic hands appear and grab Truffles* ^_^

Truffles: GRRRRRRRRRRRR! *uses razor sharp teeth and claws and break the machine*

Sonic: IT'S A MONSTER!

Truffles: AWOOOOOOOOOOO! *attacks Sonic*

All: O_O;

Kitty: *peeking in* I think I'll stay out of this...

Truffles: *sees Kitty*

Amy: That can't be good...

Kitty: *runs with Truffles right behind her* EVIL DOG! *runs outside and jumps into the really big pool* -_- THESE ARE NEW PANTS!

Truffles: WOOF!

Rouge: *comes outside with the others* Twuffles! Mommy's back!

Truffles: *returns to being cute and runs up to Rouge* Woof!

Rouge: Hewwo, baby. Wanna tweat?

Angel: YOUR EVIL DEMON OF A DOG ATTACKED US!

Rouge: Yeah right! Truffles wouldn't attack anyone! Isn't that wight, Twuffles?

Truffles: Woof!

Rouge: Anyone want to hold her? *holds her up to Kitty who has just climbed out of the pool*

Kitty: GET YOUR DEMON DOG AWAY FROM ME!

Tails: Rouge, why don't you show Twuffles- er- Truffles your house?

Rouge: ^_^ OK! Come on, Twuffles! *leaves with Truffles*

Knux: WE NEED TO GET RID OF THAT EVIL DOG!

Tails: First we need to capture it when Rouge is asleep...

*That Night at Rouge's house*

Rouge: *is sleeping*

Truffles: *is sleeping in a very expensive, fluffy dog bed*

*ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ* *hole is drilled in the celing and crashes to the floor but surprisingly it doesn't wake up Rouge or Truffles*

Kitty: Put the food in the cage!

Amy: OK *does that*

Tails: Lower the cage!

Knux: *drops it and it hits the floor with a BANG! but is holding the end of the rope to bring it up later* Oops...

Angel: Knucklehead! *slaps his face*

Truffles: *wakes up, smells the food, and sleepily walks in the cage and starts eating the food*

Sonic: *jumps down through the hole in the celing and quickly closes and locks the cage door* Bring up the cage!

Truffles: *stops eating and falls asleep*

All: *raise the cage*

*Back at the Mansion*

Sonic: So now what do we do with him?

Tails: Hmmmmmm...

*some nearby cliff*

Amy: OK, let's drop the demon dog! *throws cage off cliff*

*bottom of the cliff*

*a trampoline is set up down there for no apparent reason and Truffles and the cage just bounce back up and lands in front of them*

All: O_o

Angel: IS THERE NO END TO THIS DOG'S EVILNESS?!

Knux: Now what?!

Tails: Hmmmmmmm...

*Soon Truffles is strapped to a rocket and it's getting ready to go off*

Truffles: *eyes are glowing red and she looks MAD*

All: ^____________________^ 5......4.......3......2.......1.....BLASTOFF!

*rocket shoots up into space, turns around, and crashes back where they are and they all jump out of the way*

Kitty: AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Amy: Pound?

All: Pound.

*Soon everyone's back at the Mansion, Rouge's memory has been zapped so she forgot all about Truffles, and everyones having fun again*

*doorbell rings*

All: I'LL GET IT! *race to the door and opens it revealing Cream holding a familiar...fluffy...white...puppy with Cheese beside her wrapped in bandages*

Cream: Look guys! I got a puppy!

All but Rouge and Cream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Kitty: I want a cat.

Angel: Duh!

Kitty: ON WITH THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES!

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #2

*Brazil's Rainforest*

Princess: *sees a vicious Tiger* OOH, A KITTY CAT! *runs up to it and hugs it*

*Soon*

Princess: AAAAAAAAAAAAH! *is running through the jungle with 5 tigers after her*

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Kitty and Angel: SEE YA!!!
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Chapter 9- What NOT to Get Your Friends When You Go Suvenier Shopping

Kitty: Hey, welcome to Ch. 9!

Angel: This chapter, Princess returns, bringing everyone a funny suvenier.

Kitty: ON WITH THE FIC!

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*At the Mansion's Pool*

All: *are relaxing by or swimming in the pool*

Princess: *walks in with a large bag* HI GUYS!

All: Hi!

Princess: I brought everyone a suvenier!

All: Cool! *go into one of the unused bedrooms*

Princess: This one's for Knuckles! *hands Knux a nicely wrapped gift*

Knux: YAY! *starts ripping up paper* YA SHOULDN'T HAVE! *opens box* O_o Wow... you really SHOULDN'T have! *pulls out socks*

Princess: ^_^ You're welcome!

Knux: No, I mean ya really shouldn't have!

Princess: ^_^ *pulls out another nicely wrapped gift* This one's for Amy!

Amy: Thanks. (Thoughts: Hope it's not socks.) *opens gift to find... rocks* O.o Uh, thanks for the, uh, rocks.

Princess: Those are from Brazil! Your new rock collection starter kit!

Amy: O_o

Princess: This one's for Rouge! *hands her a gift*

Rouge: GIMMIE THAT! *snatches gift* *opens it revealing a necklace made from some plant* OOH! *puts it on* Hey... why am I all itchy?

Princess: ^_^ It's made from poison ivy!

Rouge: >_< AAAAAAAAAAH! *runs out of the room*

Princess: ^_^ *pulls out a brown box with holes in it* This is for Kitty!

Kitty: O_O; Will this hurt me?

Princess: ^_^ I don't think so. *gives her box*

Kitty: *opens box revealing an adorable Tiger cub* O_O; YOU TOOK THIS FROM THE JUNGLE?!

Princess: ^_^ Yup!

Kitty: I'll go get some stuff for it... It can have it's own room! ^_^ *leaves with cub*

Princess: ^_^ *pulls out another gift* This one's for Tails!

Tails: *opens box revealing a week old pizza with a couple cockroaches on it* O____o

Princess: Italy makes the best pizza!

Tails: O_____o Uh, Thanks. *leaves*

Princess: *pulls out another one* Here's one for Angel!

Angel: ^_^; (Thoughts: Joy. An evil gift of doom.) Uh, Thanks. *takes box and opens it revealing a gift card to a mall in Italy* Uh, how do I use this? I CAN ONLY USE IT IN ITALY!

Princess: ^_^ Beats me! *pulls out a really big box with holes in it* Here Sonic!

Sonic: O_O; *opens box and a highly dangerous python comes out and starts squeezing him* >_< *starts turning- wait... he's already blue...-purple* Get...him...off...

Princess: Aw, Henry likes you!

Sonic: Henry's.........evil...........GET...........HIM........OFF!

Princess: OK, OK! *puts "Henry" in his box* Well, I have to get going!

Sonic: GOOD!

Princess: -_- Bye!

All: *shove Princess toward the door* Byesogladtoseeyoutoobadyouhavetogonow! BYE! *shut door* PHEW!

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Kitty: DO NOT GET YOUR FRIENDS WILD ANIMALS!

Angel: OR POISON IVY NECKLACES!

Kitty: OR ROCKS!

Angel: OR SOCKS!

Kitty: Hey, that rhymed...

Angel: Here's the Princess Chronicles!

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #3

*San Francisco, California*

Princess: *looks at Golden Gate Bridge* Hey, why do they call it the GOLDEN Gate Bridge? It's RED!

*soon Princess has painted the Golden Gate Bridge gold*

Princess: ^_^ Wow, it's shiny.

People in Cars: >_< AAAAAAAAAH! TOO SHINY! CAN'T SEE!!!!!!! *end up driving off the bridge*

Princess: I'm going to Pier 39...

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Kitty and Angel: BYE!
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Chapter 10- Roadtrip!

Kitty: We're going on a roadtrip across America!

Angel: And Sonic gets-

Kitty: DON'T GIVE IT AWAY! *jumps on her*

Angel: @_@ On with the fic...

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*The Mansion*

*Everyone is just relaxing by the pool*

Kitty: *runs in* GUYS! I GOT A CAR!

Angel: There is no way you're allowed to drive that thing! You're not even 16!

Kitty: And your point is?

Angel: -_-

Kitty: ^_^ We're in a fic, I'm a writer, and I say we're going on a roadtrip in MY new pink mustang!

Amy: Dare I ask, where are we going?

Kitty: On a roadtrip across America!

All: YAY!

*Soon, everyone has packed their bags and put them in the trunk*

Sonic: WHERE DOES EVERYONE SIT? IT'S PUNY!

Kitty: *sigh* An idiot as usual... *uses author powers to make the car big enough for everyone*

Rouge: Before we leave, does anyone have to go?

Amy: Go where?

Rouge: No, I mean GO.

All: No.

Kitty: Everyone in the car!

All: *get in the car with Kitty in the driver's seat, duh, Tails in the middle of the front, Angel in the front's window seat, and in the back, from left to right: Rouge, Sonic, Knuckles, and Amy*

Kitty: *starts car and they drive off*

*10 minutes later*

Knux: O_O I NEED A REST STOP!

Angel: -_-* *hits him with a frying pan* WE TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT!

Tails: Just hold it.

Knux: O_O I don't think I can hold it...

Kitty: O_O OH, NO YOU'RE NOT GOING IN MY CAR! *pulls over*

*Soon they are all back on the road again*

Knux: ^_^

*New York City*

All: *are walking around NYC*

Sonic: Why do they call it the Big Apple?

Tails: I have an IQ of 3000 and I don't even know.

Knux: ^_^ MAYBE IT'S CAUSE EVERYTHING'S MADE FROM APPLES! I SHALL TASTE THE CITY AND FIND OUT! *runs up to building and attempts to bite it* OW!

All: O_o

Rouge: *sigh* Let's take him to the dentist...

*Washington DC.*

All: *are standing in front of the Lincoln Memorial*

Angel: Was Abe Lincoln really THAT tall?

Rouge: No, he must've been taller.

Tails: O_o

Sonic: ^_^ I WANNA SIT ON HIS LAP! COME ON, KNUCKLES! *both climb onto Abe's lap*

Knux: Mr. Abe sir, will you read us a story?

Statue of Abe: ...

Sonic: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! HE'S MEAN!

Kitty: GUYS, GET BACK DOWN HERE!

Sonic and Knux: OK! *look and sees how far up they are* O_O We can't...

Amy: AND WHY NOT?!

Sonic: WE HATE HEIGHTS!

Tails: *brings out a big box* Let's set up this trampoline!

All but Stupid and Knucklehead- I mean Sonic and Knuckles: *set up trampoline*

Kitty: JUMP, YOU IDIOTS!

Sonic and Knux: OK! *jump, and they land on the trampoline but the springs were really tight so then they bounce up really high and now they have their big fat heads stuck in the celing*

All: -_-

Amy: *walks off* I'll get a ladder...

*Hershey Park, Pennsylvania*

*All are walking around Hershey Park wondering what to do first*

Knux: ^_^ Is the park made of chocolate?

Tails: No.

Knux: O_o Why not? It's called HERSHEY Park! -_- I BET YOU'RE LYING! *runs up to nearby roller coaster and attempts to bite it (dae sha voo, or however it's spelled, huh? LOL)*

Kitty: -_- *to Rouge* Where's the nearest dentist?

*Sea World, Orlando, Florida*

All: *are looking at the whale swimming around in his tank*

Angel: *to Kitty* He looks bored...

Kitty: ^_^ LET'S GO PLAY WITH HIM!

All: *jump in the tank*

Whale: O_o HELP! (in this fic, any crazy thing is possible, even talking stupid whales) THERE ARE CRAZY PEOPLE IN MY TANK!

*Mississippi*

Knux: Did you know Mississipi is a tounge twister?

All: Yes.

Knux: *to Amy* I BET YOU 10 CENTS SONIC CAN'T SPELL MISSISSIPPI!

Amy: -_- YOU'RE ON!

Angel: Sonic, please attempt to spell Mississippi if that doesn't hurt your tiny little brain too much.

Sonic: -_-* M-I-G-F-A-Q-V-D-U-R-Y!

All: O_o;

Knux: HA! I WIN MY 10 CENTS!

All: O_o;;

Rouge: THE TWO OF YOU ARE IDIOTS!

Kitty: Are you just figuring this out now?

*Texas*

All: *are at the rodeo*

Kitty: *looks at Rouge with an evil grin on her face and pushes her into the ring*

Rouge: AAAAAAAAH! *lands in front of a mad bull* O_O; *starts getting chased by the bull* AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Angel: Rouge is so unbelieveably stupid!

Amy: She doesn't even realize she can fly!

Tails: I thought rodeos had horses!

Kitty: Oopsies...My mistake...

Knux: I have to go potty again.

All: -_-

*on the highway, all are listening to Kids in America on the CD player*

Sonic: >_<

Tails: Oh boy, what's wrong now?

Amy: Rest stop?

Sonic: I'M GONNA BE CAR SICK!

Kitty: O_O NOT IN MY CAR YOU'RE NOT! *pulls over, and Rouge gets out so Sonic can, but then...

*Kansas*

All: *are walking around in some farmlandy area and Rouge's outfit is green*

Sonic: ^_^

Rouge: -_- *takes outfit from the trunk of the car* Can we stop at that house please?

All: Fine.

*Soon Rouge has changed into an outfit that looks exactly the same as the other one but it's not pukey green and they're walking again*

Knux: Hey what's that thing up ahead?

Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz: *running away from the thing Knux pointed out that turns out to be a Twister* RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!

All: O_O; RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Montana*

All: *get on a horse*

Knux: GIDDYYAP! *slaps horse stupidly*

Horse: *angry snort*

Angel: Is there no end to Sonic and Knuckles's stupidity?

Horse: *starts to run around attempting to throw Knux off*

Knux: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

Rouge: I'M IN LOVE WITH A PSYCHOTIC MORON!

Kitty: What else is new?

Rouge: -_-

*Oregon*

All: *are gold panning (you sit by a river or whatever and sit there for a long time sifting through dirt trying to find gold) with some dirt in their faces and/or clothes*

Sonic: ^__^ OOH! OOH! I STRUCK GOLD! *holds up really tiny speck of gold*

Kitty: IT'S MINE! *jumps on him*

Sonic: @_@

All: O_o

*San Francisco, California*

All: *are standing by the Golden Gate Bridge*

Tails: Why is the Golden Gate Bridge GOLD?!

Knux: DUH! It's called the GOLDEN Gate Bridge!

Kitty: *to Angel* What's with their stupidity?

Angel: Apparently they take turns.

Amy: WHY ISN'T IT RED?!

(See the Princess Chronicles #3... or was it #2?)

*Maui, Hawaii*

All: O_o

Amy: HOW THE HECK DID WE GET HERE?!

Angel: KITTY, IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DRIVE TO HAWAII! THERE'S NO BRIDGE!

Kitty: ^_^ That's the funny part!

All but Kitty: *fall over anime style*

*Finally they are all back at the Mansion*

Kitty: Did we all have fun?

All: -_-

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Angel: Why are we all idiots?

Kitty: ^_^ Because we're all idiots in our own idiotic way!

Angel: O_o

Kitty: Here's the Princess Chronicles!

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #4

*Spain*

Princess: Cool, a bullfight! I WANNA RIDE THE BULL! *jumps onto bull's back and the bull starts to run around wildly* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *bull bucks her off and she gets sent flying up into the air and hits a stop sign that was there for no reason* @_@ Uh, what's the Spanish word for ambulence? *falls over*

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Kitty: Before we say bye, Sorry to all the states who aren't in this fic! It would be WAY too long if we did EVERY state.

Kitty and Angel: BYE!!!!!!!!!
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Chapter 11: We Need Glasses! Notice the Unnoticable :P

Angel: The Title is confusing, we know that. Today you will see what you might have missed (cause we did) in other chapters. ON WITH THE FIC!

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Kitty: *standing by a big screen TV* Good morning/afternoon/evening. :P Today we will see clips of other chapters and notice the unnoticable. The things you will notice will be psychotic, stupid, and funny. Here's a clip from Chapter 1.

TV-
Tails: *pulls out a small tube labeled TENT IN A TUBE* ^___^ *flips a switch and throws tube, and then a tent sets up* DONE!!! ^______________^

Amy: O.o? How do you get it back in the tube?

Tails: O.o; Um, I haven't figured that out yet................

Kitty: *pauses screen* Look closer at the tube. *pushes button and it zooms in on the tube in a spot that says: INSTRUCTIONS FOR PUTTING TENT BACK INTO TUBE: PUSH BIG RED BUTTON INSIDE OF TENT. THEN PUSH BIG GREEN BUTTON OUTSIDE OF TENT.* How stupid. THERE'S THE INSTRUCTIONS, AND THEY'RE ALL TOO STUPID TO READ THEM! O_o Here's another clip.

TV-
Some Ranger: HEY!

All: *stop singing*

Amy: Um, who are you?

Ranger: Duuuuuuuuhhhhhhhh I'M RANGER RICK! AND I SAY IT'S QUIET HOUR TIME! I HEARD SOME HORRIBLE SINGING AND I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW THAT IT'S AGAINST THE RULES TO SING LOUDLY AND HORRIBLY, ESPECIALLY AFTER QUIET TIME BEGINS! IT STARTS AT 10, AND IT'S WELL AFTER 10:30!

Kitty: *pauses screen again* He had a name tag on. Did you notice? *presses button and it zooms in on Ranger Rick's uniform revealing a name tag that says: RANGER BILLY BOB JOE* Either Ranger Rick stole some other Ranger's uniform, or he lies about his name because he was one of the criminals who attempted to steal 500 pounds of cheese. Either way, he's a moron. Next clip.

TV-
Rouge: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!! I DON'T WANT TO GET DIRTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sonic: O.o Sure.............

Rouge: *starts a tantrum, and she lays on the ground and bangs her fists* NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kitty: *pauses TV again* This one's obvious. Rouge says she doesn't want to get dirty, yet she lies ON THE GROUND and throws a tantrum. Is her brain a peanut or something? Sheesh. Next clip.

TV-
Rouge: T_T I hate camping..................*kicks a rock, but it's really a beehive* O_________O

Bees: -_-* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *chase Rouge*

Kitty: *pauses TV again* Notice who's leading the bees? This one's just plain stupid. *pushes button and it zooms in on the bees and then plays clip*

TV-
Charmy: *blowing trumpet* CHARGE!!!!!!!!!!!

Bees: -_-* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *chase Rouge*

Kitty: I told you it was stupid. Next annoying clip from Chapter 3!

TV-
*Tails' house*

Sonic: I'm bored.

Kitty: Nothing unnoticable here...except WHY DO WE START ALMOST EVERY FIC WITH SOMEONE SAYING, I'M BORED?!?!?! HOW ANNOYING AND INCREDIBLY STUPID AND UNCREATIVE! O.o I need to think of better things to put in the fics... Next clip...

TV-
Sonic and Knux: O____________O *stop fighting, with Sonic's foot in Knux's face, and is grabbing Knux's ankle, and Knux's fist is in Sonic's stomach- ow- and biting Sonic by the ear*

Sales Clerk: It's your lucky day! That was the last copy!

Sonic and Knux: O___________________O *run to another bookstore*

*Another Bookstore*

Sonic and Knux: *run in bookstore only to find Amy and Rouge there putting the same book that is also the last copy there through a paper shredder*

Kitty: Technically that wasn't the last copy of the book if there was another one! O_o Next clip.

TV-
*They arrive at the Haunted House and find that the Ticket Taker Person who is wearing a goofy hat with a fake fuzzy spider with googlie eyes is....................*

Sonic: SHADOW?!

Shadow: Uh.......I can explain...................

Rouge: Well, spit it out!

Shadow: Well, uh.....I needed a summer job.

Amy: -_- For what?

Shadow: OK! OK! They were desprate to find someone to work here so they promised me free pizza.........

Tails: O_o What's with the goofy hat?

Shadow: They said that they'd throw in free burgers if I wore it...........

Sonic: O.o Oooooooooookay then. I think we'll just go on the roller coaster.....................

Kitty: What happened to going to the Haunted House? Do they all have short attention spans or something? -_- Here's the next clip from Chapter 4.

TV-
*At Kitty, Angel, and Princess's House, they're throwing a slumber party*

Kitty: Let's watch a movie!

Angel and 5 other random people: YAY!

Princess: OOH! OOH! I'LL GET ONE! *leaves and returns with a Hello Kitty movie* ^__^ I got one!

Kitty: *pauses it* Notice the title of the Movie... *zooms in on movie and the title says: HELLO KITTY IN 3 WONDERFUL ADVENTURES: Hello Kitty Jumps off the Steep Cliff, Hello Kitty and the Bomb That is Glued to Her Hand, and Hello Kitty and the Bottle of Beer* O_o Odd Titles for Hello Kitty movies... Next clip!

TV-
Knux: UH...

Sonic: WHAT DO YOU MEAN, UH?!

Tails: Knuckles was playing hockey in your house when he broke your very expensive big screen TV.

Sonic: *to Knux* You WHAT?!

Knux: Should I start running now?

Tails: -_- Yes.

Knux: AAAAAAAAH! *starts running*

Sonic: *goes really fast after Knux even with his leg in a cast* COME BACK HERE, YOU IDIOT!!!

Kitty: *pauses TV* So why did Sonic go very fast even though he had a cast? Let's look. *zooms in on Sonic's cast revealing that he had rockets and wheels on it* O_o They don't make roller skates that way, yet they make casts that way...interesting... Here's a clip from chapter 5.

TV-
Kitty: I HAD SUGAR FOR BREAKFAST AND NOW I'M HYPER HAHAHA! Ooh! Let's sing a song to pass the bus ride! Um... How about... 99 Bottles of PUNCH on the wall?

All: OK! *start singing*

Kitty: 99 BOTTLES OF PUNCH ON THE WALL! *punches bus driver*

Bus Driver: X_x

*bus goes out of control and crashes into the side of the school, but they (and the school) are fine*

Kitty: ^__^ That was FUN!

Knux: LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

Rouge: KNUCKLES NO!

Kitty: OK! *uses author powers to rewind and replay the crash*

Kitty: Anyone notice I was wearing boxing gloves when I punched the bus driver? Haha... Next clip...

TV-
*postcard all of a sudden flies into the room*

front of postcard: *shows picture of Sonic in a jail cell waving* GREETINGS FROM DETENTION!

All: O_O?

Amy: Poor Sonic...

Tails: *flips over postcard*

back of postcard: Hey guys! Don't worry about me, I'm having a BLAST! -Sonic

Kitty: Let's zoom in on that postcard... *zooms in on postcard revealing a secret message that if you hold it up in front of a mirror, it says: HELP! DETENTION IS EEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVIIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLL!* Typical. Clip!

TV-
Knux: *wakes up* Where is everyone? *sees that the bus is about to fall off the cliff* O_O AAAAAAH! *starts running around in a circle stupidly* WHAT DO I DO?! WHAT DO I DO?!

*Bus falls off cliff*

Kitty: ^_^ LOL... Anyone know what happened to the bus driver? Don don de don don de don de don de don... Here's another clip.

TV-
Princess: *whispering to Rouge, Knux, and Amy* Hey, my party senses are tingling! Let's go! *to teacher* Uh, I have to go to the lu.

Senor Fatzo: Huh?

Amy: She means the bathroom, you twit. And I have to go too.

Rouge: Yeah, me too.

Knux: Uh, yeah I have to go use the lu or el bano or whatever it's called.

Senor Fatzo: ^_^ OK then!

Kitty: What many people probably didn't realize is that the lu is the bathroom in ENGLAND. Not Mexico. Next clip.

TV-
Kitty: TAILS!

Tails: Great...

Kitty: WE'RE GOING TO THE DANCE TOGETHER!

Tails: Do I have to?

Kitty: Yes. And you know why?

Tails: Why?

Kitty: Because I edited this photo of you so it looks like you're playing with Barbie dolls! *holds up picture of Tails playing with Barbie dolls*

Tails: O_O OK! OK! I'LL GO WITH YOU!

Kitty: YAYNESS!

Kitty: What I don't get is why I had to use that photo when the boys couldn't refuse... Weird... Clip from Chapter 7...

TV-
Rena: We need an idea! *sits down by a lamp and starts to think*

Kitty: *turns on lamp so it looks like a lightbulb has appeared over Rena's head* ^_^

Rena: ^_^ I got an idea!

All: O_o What?

Kitty: Hey... that lamp wasn't plugged in... O_o Here's a clip from Chapter 8.

TV-
Tails: Where's Kitty?

All: *see she's not there*

Amy: I guess she bailed. Typical.

Kitty: I thought it would be funny. You know, dogs chasing cats and all that junk. I like dogs though. :3 BUT CATS ARE MY FAVORITES! THEY'RE CUDDLY AND LOVEABLE AND SWEET AND SMART AND-

All: SHUT UP!

Kitty: OK OK! Next clip.

TV-
All: I'LL GET IT! *race to the door and opens it revealing Cream holding a familiar...fluffy...white...puppy with Cheese beside her wrapped in bandages*

Cream: Look guys! I got a puppy!

All but Rouge and Cream: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Kitty: Let's look closer at that puppy, not that anyone would want to, but here we go. *zooms in revealing that the puppy has a brown spot on his head and the collar has a dog tag that says FIDO* It's a different dog. The other one's a girl, this one's a boy. They do seem related though. Last clip. (Chapter 10)

TV-
Angel: Sonic, please attempt to spell Mississippi if that doesn't hurt your tiny little brain too much.

Sonic: -_-* M-I-G-F-A-Q-V-D-U-R-Y!

All: O_o;

Knux: HA! I WIN MY 10 CENTS!

All: O_o;;

Rouge: THE TWO OF YOU ARE IDIOTS!

Kitty: Well, he got 3 out of 11 letters right! He's still an idiot though. Well, that's all I have time to type. BYE PEOPLES!

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Angel: Hope you enjoyed this fic and the 18 clips that came with it! Here's the Princess Chronicles!

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #5

*Paris, France*

*in a Bread Shop*

Princess: *buys baguette* Hmm... *looks at it* -_-* SIR, THIS BAGUETTE IS SO HARD, I CAN DO THIS WITH IT! *hits guy at the counter on the head with it*

Guy: X_x *faints*

Princess: -_-* I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

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Kitty: I'm having a case of writer's block. ^_^;

Angel: BYE!
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Chapter 12- The Old Switcharoo

Kitty: Hey people! Welcome to Chapter 12! ^______^ How's school, people?

Angel: Since when are you so happy about school?

Kitty: -_- SINCE NOW! ^_^ The work's a pain, but I do get to hang out with my friends! AND THE JERKS AREN'T IN MY CLASS! YAYNESS! *happy dance*

Angel: O_o ON WITH THE FIC BEFORE KITTY GOES INSANE! Wait... too late! SHE IS INSANE!

Kitty: ^_^ Thank you for your lovely comment!

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*The Mansion*

*Kitty, Tails, Angel, Sonic, and Knux are sitting in a random bedroom trying to think of a good fun joke*

Kitty: Why are Angel, Tails, and I here again?

Knux: WE NEED TO PRANK AMY AND ROUGE!

Angel: And WHY does that include us?

Sonic: Because we need Kitty's insanity and humor, Angel's humor and crazyness, and Tails's smarts.

Kitty: *mumbling* You're certainly right about the smarts...

Sonic: -_- ANY IDEAS?!

Kitty: Hmmm... I have an idea!

Knux: *grabs Sonic* SONIC, I TOLD YOU HER INSANITY WOULDN'T FAIL US!

Sonic: -_- Get your hands off me.

Kitty: O_o

Tails: Continue.

Kitty: I have an idea, but it won't really be a prank on Amy and Rouge. But it will be funny.

Angel: What happens?

Kitty: First we need Amy and Rouge.

Angel: I can take care of that. *yelling at the top of her lungs* AMY! ROUGE! GET YOUR BIG BEHINDS OUT OF THE BEAUTY PARLOR AND IN HERE NOW!

All: O_o

Kitty: -_- I COULDV'E DONE THAT!

Amy and Rouge: *come in* What?

Kitty: ^_^ Now everyone sits and waits here for a minute. COME ON TAILS, I NEED YOUR SMARTS! *grabs Tails and runs out of room*

Tails: O_o

*10 minutes later*

Kitty and Tails: *come back in, Tails holding a strange remote controll like device*

Rouge: What's that thing?

Kitty: Everyone get off your bums and stand up against the wall!

Knux: WE'RE BEING SEARCHED! I HAVE NO WEAPONS!

Kitty: Wait... someone get Shadow.

Sonic: OK! *runs out of room and comes back 5 seconds later with Shadow* ^_^ Got him!

Shadow: -_-* WHAT DO YOU WANT? I WAS PLAYING WITH MY POLLY POCKET DOLLS!

All: O_o;

Shadow: O_O; I MEAN PRACTICING MY BALLET!

All: O_____o;

Shadow: O__O;;;; I MEAN PRACTICING MY ULTAMATE LIFE FORM SKILLS!

Kitty: O__o Oooooookay then. EVERYONE UP AGAINST THE WALL! KNUX YOU IDIOT YOU'RE NOT BEING SEARCHED FOR THE LAST TIME SO STOP PANICKING!

Tails: What everyone except Kitty and I are taking part in will be lots of fun-filled insanity. With this device everyone will switch bodies with one another-

Amy: Like in Freaky Friday?

Tails: SHUT UP AND LISTEN!

All: O_o

Kitty: Something like that. Tails, please continue.

Tails: AS I WAS SAYING, everyone will switch bodies with a random person taking part and they get to make that person do stupid things and the person who does the most stupid things by the end of the day wins a prize. You will all switch back by the end of the day, so there's no worry. Understood?

All: *nod*

Kitty: ^_^ OK THEN! *grabs control and pushes button and a big burst of light is fired at them*

All but Tails and Kitty: AAAAAH! *get hit by ray and fall down with their eyes closed so they don't know who's who yet*

Shadow: *Angel's voice* That felt wierd... ACK! I'M A TOTAL PSYCHO!

Amy: *Shadow's voice* I AM NOT A PSYCHO! AAAAAAAH! I'M A GIRL!

Knux: *Sonic's voice* HA HA! OH, FOR THE LOVE OF PETE KNUCKLES, WHEN DID YOU LAST SHOWER?! YOU SMELL AWFUL!

Angel: *Knux's voice* I SHOWERED LAST MONTH!

Rouge: *Amy's voice* OH KNUCKLES, THAT IS DISCUSTING!

Sonic: *Rouge's voice* DON'T YOU CALL KNUCKLES DISCUSTING! AAAAAAH! I'M A BOY!

Kitty: *holding up video camera* This is gold!

Tails: *writing in notebook* Okay, Angel is in Shadow's body, Shadow's in Amy's *snicker*, Sonic's in Knux's filthy body, Amy's in Rouge's, and Rouge is in Sonic's. This is confusing...

Kitty: ^_^ OK, We're all going to the mall so you guys can do the embarassing stuff in front of lot's of people!

Shadow: *Angel's voice* I HAVE TO GO TO THE MALL LIKE THIS?! KITTY I HATE YOU! Well, nobody else will know, so OK! *to Shadow in Amy's body* Say good bye to you're tough person reputation, Shadow, cause it's going down the toilet!

*The Mall*

Kitty: *still recording on video camera* Ready, set, GO!

Shadow: *Angel's voice, or in this case, psychotic laughter* I KNOW JUST WHAT TO DO FIRST! HAHAHAHA! *runs using Shadow's speed into a dressing room*

Rouge: *Amy's voice* Hmm... *sees the makeup department and the bargain bin* Rouge, enjoy your pretty makeup and cool clothes while they last! *runs off*

Knux: *Sonic's voice* AND I SHALL SELL THE MASTER EMERALD!

Tails: Sonic, you can't. Don't you remember how Kitty, Angel, and I got the mansion?

Knux: *Sonic's voice* DARN IT! *sits and thinks*

Shadow: *Angel's voice* I'M BACK!!! *runs back in a dress and makeup*

Amy: *Shadow's voice* YOU ARE SO EVIL!

Tails: Angel has one stupid thing... *makes mark in notebook*

Sonic: *Rouge's voice* Hmmm... AMY!!!! YOOHOO! *gets down on one knee and takes out ring* Will you marry me?

Amy: *Shadow's voice* IS THIS LEGAL?!

Sonic: *Rouge's voice* I'M NOT GOING TO REALLY MARRY YOU YOU TWIT! Pretending to propose was just a way to give me a point. TAILS! MARK THAT DOWN!

Tails: *fake Irish accent* She's rightcha know! *marks it down*

Knux: *Sonic's voice* Rouge, I hate you.

*PAUSE*

Kitty: I'm tired of typing everyone's voice, so I'll just type this:

Sonic's Voice = SV
Shadow's Voice = SWV
Knux's Voice = KV
Amy's Voice = AV
Rouge's Voice = RV
Angel's Voice = ALV

Kitty: It may be a bit confusing, but GET USED TO IT! I CAN ONLY TYPE SO MUCH OR IT'LL BE TOO LONG!

*RESUME*

Rouge: *AV* *comes back in a clown costume complete with makeup* Like your new outfit Rouge?

Sonic: *RV* O_____O AAAAAAAAAAAAH! MY COOLNESS! MY BEAUTY! NOOOOOOO!

Tails: That's one for Amy. Right now Angel, Rouge, and Amy each have one, everyone else 0.

Knux: *SV* *snaps fingers* I got it! *runs off and returns with a plate of pasta* ^_^ *splats plate of pasta in his face*

Angel: *KV* NOOOOOOOO!

Kitty: Knuckles and Shadow are seriously morons! THINK OF SOMETHING, IDIOTS!

Amy: *SWV* Hmmm... I KNOW! *looks over at a big pond in the center of the mall* BOMBS AWAY! *jumps in splashing water over a bunch of people*

Rouge: *AV* ACK! THOSE CLOTHES WERE DRY CLEAN ONLY! AND YOU RUINED THEM!

Amy: *SWV* What do you care? YOU HAVE 500 OF THESE STUPID DRESSES!

Rouge: *AV* True...

Tails: That's still one point for Shadow. Everyone but Knux has 1 point.

Angel: *KV* DRAT! *thinks* I KNOW! *runs into toy store and comes out with dolls* LOOK EVERYONE! I PLAY WITH DOLLS!!!

Shadow: *ALV* ARGH!

Kitty: This is pure gold... Everyone's now tied each with 1 point.

Rouge: *AV* HEY KIDDIES! IT'S TIME FOR BONKO THE CLOWN!!!

Little Kids: YAY! *all crowd around Rouge dressed as a clown*

Random Kid #1: TELL A JOKE OR I'LL BEAT YA UP!

Others: YEAH!

Rouge: O_o *AV* Uh OK... Why did the turkey cross the road? Because the chicken was on vacation!

Kids: -_- BOO! THAT JOKE STINKS!!! *start to beat up Rouge- er- Bonko*

Rouge: *AV* AAAAAAAAAH!

Tails: One more for Amy...

Angel: *KV* *gets on stage and starts singing horribly* LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Crowd: *starts booing and throwing garbage at Angel*

Tails: And another for Knuckles...

Shadow: *ALV* HEY EVERYONE! I'M NOT REALLY THE ULTAMATE LIFE FORM! I SIT AT HOME PLAYING WITH MY POLLY POCKET DOLLS AND I DANCE BALLET! *starts doing ballet* SEE? I LIKE THE FRILLY TUTUS, TOO! MY CLOSET IS FULL OF THEM!

Kitty: *still videotaping* One more for Angel! This is PURE 24 KARAT GOLD!

Knux: *SV* Hmm... *uses big ladder to get to the mall's celing which is really high because it's a 5 floor high mall* AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *jumps off* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

Tails: O_O THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!

Kitty: ^_^ This isn't gold... IT'S A TREASURE CHEST!

Knux: *hits the ground with a big bang* *SV* @_@ OWIE!

Sonic: *RV* HEY EVERYBODY! *holds up one of his shoes* I RUN SO MUCH MY FEET REEK!

75 or more people: @_@ *faint from the stench*

Tails: Another for Rouge and Sonic... @_@ OH MY GOSH HIS FEET DO REEK!

Kitty: *STILL videotaping* This will win America's Funniest Home Videos, and The Acadamy Awards, and...

Amy: *takes out cell phone and dials a number* *SWV* *is talking quietly to someone on the other line*

Mental Institute People: *run in and some are driving a big van that crashes into the mall* THERE'S THE MANIAC! *grab Amy and throw her in the truck*

Tails: O_o And another for Shadow... Kitty don't you think this is getting a little out of hand?

Kitty: ^_^ What do you mean? I'M CAPTURING BEAUTIFUL MOMENTS ON TAPE!

Tails: -_- Well Sonic just caused Knuckles to have a major injury, Amy just caused Rouge to be beat up by a bunch of little kids, Angel's covered in garbage, Rouge caused Sonic to make 75 people faint, and Shadow just caused Amy to be sent to the Mental Institute!

Kitty: ^_^ And your point is?

Tails: -_- Kitty just get your car.

Kitty: -_-* WHY?! I DON'T WANT TO MISS ANYTHING!

Tails: -_-* IF IT'LL SHUT YA UP I'LL VIDEOTAPE IT WHILE YOU'RE GONE!

Kitty: Tails as an experienced photagrapher-

*PAUSE*

Kitty: Some of my photos from the school play were posted in the school newspaper.

*RESUME*

Kitty: I do not think you would have the knowledge of photagraphy and-

Tails: -_-**** JUST SHUT UP AND GET THE CAR!

Kitty: -_-* Alright...Alright...I'll get the car...*leaves, and 2 minutes later comes back with the car, driving through the mall's walls dangerously*

All: O_o

Tails: EVERYONE GET YOUR BUTTS IN THE CAR!

All but Amy who's at the Mental Institute: *get in the car*

Kitty: *holding video camera and getting ready to drive* Where to?

Shadow: *ALV* YOU'RE GOING TO DRIVE AND VIDEOTAPE AT THE SAME TIME?!

Kitty: What can I say? I'm a multitasker.

All: O_o

Kitty: WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE THE STUPID CAR?!

Tails: The Mental Institute.

Kitty: Why?

Knux: *SV* *mumbling* To leave you there...

Kitty: -_-* SHUT UP! *hits him with a golf club, and I don't even play golf!*

Tails: Why else? TO GET AMY!

*They drive to the Mental Institute, get Amy- well, Shadow- I DON'T KNOW!, and drive back to the Mansion, so now they're all in the same room as they started*

Sonic: *RV* *whining* Tails, why'd ya hafta ruin the fun?

Tails: -_- AS I SAID BEFORE, because Sonic just caused Knuckles to have a major injury, Amy just caused Rouge to be beat up by a bunch of little kids, Angel's covered in garbage, Rouge caused Sonic to make 75 people faint, and Shadow just caused Amy to be sent to the Mental Institute! SO SHUT UP!

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Angel: So everyone switched back, and- HEY! What about the prize?

Kitty: 1., I'm having a bit of a case of writer's block, and 2., THERE WAS NO PRIZE!

Angel: WHAT?!?! I WAS A PSYCHO FOR NOTHING?!?!

Kitty: ^_^; You got to embarass him!

Angel: -_-* *attacks Kitty and the two get in a fight cloud*

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #6

*Some Space Shuttle in Outer Space*

Astronaut #1: OK, Mission Thisisaretardedmission (This is a retarded mission) is ready to begin.

Princess: *pops out of nowhere* HI PEOPLE!

Astronaut #2: Houston, we have a problem.

Some person back at NASA: -_- It's always problem, problem, problem with you guys. DON'T YOU EVER CALL JUST TO SAY HI?!?!

All: O_o

Astronaut #3: BUT THERE'S A KID IN HERE!

Princess: ^_^ Hey what does this button do? *presses a big red button*

*Space Shuttle blows up but Princess is fine and is just floating around in a space suit*

Princess: ^_^ I'm going to go eat cheese. *flies using rocket pack in space suit toward the moon*

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Chapter 13- The S.A.T.N.C.A. (Stupid Awards That Nobody Cares About) Awards!

Kitty: HI PEOPLE! YAYNESS! This chapter is the S.A.T.N.C.A. Awards!

Angel: And EVERYONE gets an award! What kind of award you ask? Everyone gets a...

Both: STUPID AWARD THAT NOBODY CARES ABOUT!!! YAY!

Kitty: ON WITH THE FIC!!!

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*The Mansion*

Kitty: *bursts in* HI PEOPLE!!! WE ALL GOT NOMINATED FOR THINGS AT THE SATNCA AWARDS TONIGHT!!!

All: YAY!

*That night, everyone's at the award show in a nice suit/dress*

Amy: *is wearing a purple dress*

Angel: O_O YOU'RE ACTUALLY WEARING SOMETHING OTHER THAN PINK FOR ONCE?! IT'S A MIRACLE!

All: O_o

Ryan Seacrest: ^_^ HI EVERYONE! I'LL BE YOUR HOST TONIGHT-

All: NOT AGAIN!

(See American Idol Fic)

Security Guards: *drag Ryan Seacrest offstage*

All: ^_^ YAY!

Tails: Then who's the host?

Some Chao in a tuxedo: *walks onstage* ^_^ Hi everyone I'll be your REAL host tonight! My name is Frank Flopalopashmopalopadingdong!

All: *start to laugh*

Frank: -_-* THOSE OF YOU WHO LAUGH AT MY NAME SHALL DIE!

All: *continue laughing*

Frank: -_-* OK then, those of you who laugh at my name shall NOT RECIEVE AN AWARD!

All: O_O *stop laughing*

Frank: ^_^ Good! Now, our first award tonight is the Least Likely to Become a Couple Award! And here are the nominees! *points to a screen*

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Amy: ^_^ *is hugging Sonic and will not let go*
Sonic: -_-* *gets up and starts running around in a desprate attempt to get Amy off and the screen pauses there*

Frank: Sonic and Amy!

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Knux and Rouge: *are pulling on the Master Emerald and yelling at each other to let go and the screen pauses there*

Frank: Knuckles and Rouge!

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Big: Duuuuuuuuuuuuh...
Cream: -_- *runs and steals Amy's hammer, then comes back and hits Big's toe (on purpose of course) and the screen pauses there*

Frank: Big and Cream!

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Angel: *glaring at Charmy and has a few bee stings* CHARMY, I HATE YOU!
Charmy: -_- I HATE YOU MORE! *screen pauses there*

Frank: And Charmy and Angel! And the winner is... It's a tie between Sonic and Amy with Knux and Rouge!

Sonic and Knux: ^_^ YAY! *run onstage to get award* THANK YOU ALL THIS IS A GREAT HONOR AND-

Rouge: -_- Amy, hammer.

Amy: -_- *gives Rouge Piko Piko hammer*

Rouge: *smashes the little trophy things*

All: O_O

Sonic, Amy, Knux, and Rouge: *walk offstage*

Frank: O_o Okay then... The next award is... the Most Insane Award! And here are the nominees!

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Tails: OK, Next we add-
Kitty: EVERYTHING! *dumps all of the chemicals into the container*
Angel: O_O Uh, is this safe?
Tails: Perhaps we should get out of here...
Kitty: OK... *lifts a floor tile revealing a tunnel that leads to Tails' house* ^_^
Angel: Let's hurry! It's ready to blow!
Kitty, Tails, and Angel: *jump into the tunnel*
*5 minutes later*
*The School blows up! YAY! and the screen pauses*

Frank: Kitty! *sarcastically* Gee, what a surprise!

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Charmy: *sees all the food on the table* ^_^ FOOD! *runs to get some, trips, and crashes into the table and one of the cakes fall on his head* @_@ Food... *screen pauses*

Frank: Charmy! OOH, That was a chocolate cake that fell on his head! Yum... :P

All: O_o

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Princess: ^_^ Hey what does this button do? *presses a big red button*
*Space Shuttle blows up but Princess is fine and is just floating around in a space suit*
Princess: ^_^ I'm going to go eat cheese. *flies using rocket pack in space suit toward the moon**screen pauses*

Frank: Princess!

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Knux: *Sonic's Voice* Hmm... *uses big ladder to get to the mall's celing which is really high because it's a 5 floor high mall* AHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! *jumps off* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Tails: O_O THIS IS GETTING OUT OF CONTROL!
Kitty: ^_^ This isn't gold... IT'S A TREASURE CHEST!
Knux: *hits the ground with a big bang* *SV* @_@ OWIE!

*PAUSE*

Kitty: Typing *screen pauses* is really annoying after a while, so I shall no longer type it. You people get the idea.

*RESUME*

Frank: And Sonic! And the winner is...Kitty!

Kitty: YAYNESS! *runs onstage* I'd like to thank my brain for coming up with all the insane stuff I put in my fics, so *pulls brain out of head (-_- YES, IT IS NORMAL SIZE!)* ^_^ Thank you, brain! *puts brain back in head*

All: *gag*

Kitty: AND THANK YOU ALL FOR VOTING FOR ME! *takes trophy and runs offstage*

Frank: Ugh... OK, the next award is the Stupidity Award! And the nominees are...

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Sonic: Why do they call it the Big Apple?
Tails: I have an IQ of 3000 and I don't even know.
Knux: ^_^ MAYBE IT'S CAUSE EVERYTHING'S MADE FROM APPLES! I SHALL TASTE THE CITY AND FIND OUT! *runs up to building and attempts to bite it* OW!

Frank: Knuckles!

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Knux: *to Amy* I BET YOU 10 CENTS SONIC CAN'T SPELL MISSISSIPPI!
Amy: -_- YOU'RE ON!
Angel: Sonic, please attempt to spell Mississippi if that doesn't hurt your tiny little brain too much.
Sonic: -_-* M-I-G-F-A-Q-V-D-U-R-Y!

Frank: Sonic!

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*Texas*
All: *are at the rodeo*
Kitty: *looks at Rouge with an evil grin on her face and pushes her into the ring*
Rouge: AAAAAAAAH! *lands in front of a mad bull* O_O; *starts getting chased by the bull* AAAAAAAAAAAH!
Angel: Rouge is so unbelieveably stupid!
Amy: She doesn't even realize she can fly!
Tails: I thought rodeos had horses!
Kitty: Oopsies...My mistake...
Knux: I have to go potty again.
All: -_-

Frank: Rouge!

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*Spain*
Princess: Cool, a bullfight! I WANNA RIDE THE BULL! *jumps onto bull's back and the bull starts to run around wildly* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! *bull bucks her off and she gets sent flying up into the air and hits a stop sign that was there for no reason* @_@ Uh, what's the Spanish word for ambulence? *falls over*

Frank: And Princess! The award goes to... it's another tie between Sonic and Knuckles!

Sonic and Knux: YAY! *start running to get onstage and are beating each other up in the process*

Knux: *picks up Sonic and throws him off the stage, and then runs up onstage* SONIC COULDN'T BE HERE TONIGHT SO I SHALL GLADLY ACCEPT THE AWARD-

Sonic: OH NO YOU DON'T! *tackles Knux and the two get in a fight cloud*

Frank: SHUT UP THE BOTH OF YOU, TAKE YOUR AWARDS, AND SIT BACK DOWN!

Sonic and Knux: O_O *do that*

All: O_o

Frank Okay then! The next award is the Most Psychotc Award! And the winner is... Shadow!

Shadow: ^_^ YAY! *runs onstage* THANK YOU ALL FOR THE MOST POWERFUL CHARACTER AWARD-

Frank: O_o; Shadow, this is the Most Psychotic Award. And you won. IS THAT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF?!

Shadow: ^_^ WHO CARES?! IT'S AN AWARD! *takes award and sits down*

All: O_o

Frank: Next award is...The Award That Doesn't Make Any Sense! Everyone was nominated. And the winner is... Cream!

Cream: *walks onstage* -_- So why did I win this award again? You're so boring I fell asleep.

Frank: -_- It was the The Award That Doesn't Make Any Sense award. You won for no reason.

Cream: -_- You're stupid. *takes award and sits down*

Frank: OH YEAH? WELL... I'M TALLER THAN YOU! -_-

All: O_o

Frank: So the next award is the Most Likely to Fart a Fart That is so Smelly That Everybody Faints Award! Try saying that award 5 times fast!

Knux: THEMOSTLIKELYTOFARTAFARTBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAHBLAH! *explodes but then pops out of nowhere*

All: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Kitty: GET ON WITH IT!

All: O_o

Frank: The winner is Eggbutt.

Eggbutt: *runs onstage* I'D LIKE TO THANK MY MOM WHO IS FATTER AND UGLIER THAN I!

Eggbutt's Mom who is in fact fatter and uglier than him: *is sitting in the audience for no reason* YOU STINK!

Eggbutt: ^_^ THANKS MOM! *takes award and runs offstage*

All: O_o

Frank:Our next SATNCA Award is... the Best Sonic Character Award! And the nominees are...

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Tails: *pulls out a small tube labeled TENT IN A TUBE* ^___^ *flips a switch and throws tube, and then a tent sets up* DONE!!! ^______________^
Amy: O.o? How do you get it back in the tube?
Tails: O.o; Um, I haven't figured that out yet................

Frank: Tails!

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Knux: O_O NO! I SHALL NOT TOUCH THE EVIL MARKERS OF DOOM! MMMMMMAAAAAAAARRRRRRKKKKKKKEEEEEEEERRRRRRSSSSSSSS! (MARKERS!)
Sheen from Jimmy Neutron: *throws marker at Knux*
Knux: *eye twitches* MARKERS! AAAAAAAAH! *busts through the wall screaming*

Frank: Knuckles!

Knux: *was not paying attention* WHADDYA WANT?!

Frank: -_- FOR YOU TO SHUT UP AND PAY ATTENTION!

All: O_o

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Amy: *raises hand*
Mr. Dull: Yes Amy?
Amy: I want to do Romeo and Juliet! I'll be Juliet, and Sonic will be Romeo! ^__^
Sonic: -_- IN YOUR DREAMS!
Mr. Dull: Amy, there's a kiss at the end.
Amy: ^__^ That's the point!

Frank: Amy!

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*Big and Cream are dancing and Big keeps stepping on her feet*
Cream: YOU BIG FAT IDIOT, STOP STEPPING ON MY FEET!

Frank: And Cream! And the winner is... Tails! *mumbling* It is so obvious that would happen...

Tails: ^_^ THANK YOU! THANK YOU! I actually didn't expect to win this award... Well, yeah, I did! I'd like to thank Kitty for typing this fic and getting me this award, my friends for being idiots/insane people, the sandcrab I got at the beach, Thank you Henry, video games for providing hours of fun,

*1 hour later*

All but Tails: *are starting to fall asleep*

Tails: ^_^ and I'd also like to thank candy-

Frank: -_-* JUST SHUT UP, TAKE YOUR AWARD, AND SIT DOWN!!!

Tails: OK! OK! *does that*

Frank: Now there's the Most Likely to Bring Really Hot Salsa to a Party Award! The winner is... Princess!

Princess: YAY! *runs on stage, takes her award, and sits down* ^_^

Frank: OK, the next award is Most Gullible! And the winner is... *sarcastically* Gee, what a surprise... Knuckles!

Knux: THANK YOU ALL! I'D LIKE TO THANK MY PEANUT BRAIN THAT IS ACTUALLY A PEANUT! *pulls peanut out of head like Kitty did with her brain* ^_^ THANK YOU BRAIN! *looks at it, shrugs, and eats it!*

All: O_o

Knux: *sits down*

Frank: O_o Okay then...........The last award is the Most Likely to Hit Knuckles With A Frying Pan Award! And the winner is.........Angel!

Screen:
Angel: I'll help him remember! *hits Knux on the head with a frying pan*
Knux: @_@
Knux: (this is another clip) O_O I NEED A REST STOP!
Angel: -_-* *hits him with a frying pan* WE TOLD YOU TO GO BEFORE WE LEFT!

Angel: ^_^ THANK YOU! *runs on stage* I'D LIKE TO THANK KITTY, FOR GETTING ME THIS AWARD! THANK YOU!

Kitty: ^_^

Angel: OH, AND KNUX, THIS IS FOR YOU! *pushes button*

All: *look up* Huh?

Knux: Cool........O_O UH OH!

*Soon, a bunch of frying pans fall on Knux*

Knux: OWIE! @_@

All but Knux: ^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Frank: ^_^ BYE!!!!

*The After Party*

All: *are chatting and eating chips*

Princess: *enters* Hey guys! ^_^

All: HI!!!!

Princess: ^_^ Meet my friend from Spain, Mr. Twinkles!

Mr. Twinkles: ^_^ Hola!

All: HI!

Princess: ^_^ Look what we brought! *holds out container filled with salsa*

All: Cool! *dips chip into salsa*

Sonic: ^_^ Hey, this is really good!

Amy: Yeah! ^_^

Princess: ^_^ It's HOT!

Mr. Twinkles: ^_^ MUY CALIENTE!

All but O_O AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! *start running around looking for something to drink* WATER! WATER!

Princess and Mr. Twinkles: ^_^ HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

*Soon, everyone except Princess and Mr. Twinkles are drinking water, Sonic and Knux drinking out of the toilet, Amy and Rouge drinking out of the sink, Tails drinking out of the bird bath, and Kitty and Angel are drinking out of the fish tank*

Princess: ^_^ This is classic!

Mr. Twinkles: ^_^ Si!

*1 minute later*

Kitty: *pulls head out of fish tank revealing a fish's tail sticking out of her mouth* -_- WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO?! KILL US!?

Knux: -_- YEAH!

Princess: O_O; Maybe.........

Mr. Twinkles: ^_^ You should've seen the look on your faces! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Sonic: O_O; You speak ENGLISH?!

Mr. Twinkles: O_o DUH!

Sonic: O_O; D'OH!

Princess and Mr. Twinkles: ^_^; Uhhhhhhhh............BYE! *leaves*

All: O.o;

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Angel: So we all got an award and lived.......happily.........ever...........after? O.o?

Kitty: O_o UH............ON WITH THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES?

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PRINCESS CHRONICLES #7

*Washington D.C*

Princess: *sees Lincon Memorial* OOH! I WANNA SEE ABE!

Some Random Person: -.-; (Thoughts: She's insane)

Princess: ^_^ *takes a BIG leap* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *lands in Abraham Lincon's lap (the monument OBVIOUSLY!) Owwwwwwwwwwwwww.......HI ABE! ^_^

Abraham Lincon: .......................

Princess: -_-* I HATE YOU ABE! *jumps off Abe and kicks him*

Abraham Lincon: *falls*

Princess: Where's a suvienier shop... *walks away*

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Kitty and Angel: BYE!
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Chapter 14- A Hilarious Halloween

Kitty: *dressed as Princess Belle from the movie/play Beauty and the Beast (because that's what I'm being this year, and the costume is fabulous!)* Hey people it may be a little early, but Happy Halloween! That's right, Halloween, and let's not forget the three C's! Costumes, Candy, and...and... O_o UH...

Angel: *dressed as a taco* O_o And this chapter there's a little surprise... ON WITH THE FIC!

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*The Mansion*

Kitty and Angel: *burst in the room wearing the costumes (see above)* HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Kitty: Time for Trick-or-Teating! EVERYONE GET IN YOUR COSTUMES!

Sonic and Knux: *run out of the room and run back in Sonic as a bottle of ketchup and Knux as a bottle of mustard* WE'RE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD!

Knux: YEAH AND- *sees Angel dressed as a taco* O_O TACO!!! *chases Angel*

Angel: O_O; *running away* KNUCKLEHEAD IT'S JUST A COSTUME! *pulls out real taco* HERE! NOW STOP CHASING ME! *gives him taco*

Knux: YAY! TACO! *eats taco*

All: O_o

Tails: *runs out and comes back dressed as Darth Vader and goes up to Knux* LOOK! I AM YOUR FATHER!

Knux: ...........^_^ DADDY! *hugs Tails*

Tails: -_-;

All: O_o

Tails: *pulls of mask thing* I'M NOT YOUR DADDY, KNUCKLEHEAD!

Knux: Are you my uncle?

Tails: -_-; No.

Knux: My grandpa?

Tails: -_-; NO.

Knux: My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who's 2953 years old? AND STILL ALIVE?

Tails: OH FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, I AM NOT RELATED TO YOU!

Knux: Oh... I feel stupid...

Kitty: You ARE stupid.

Knux: -_-

Amy: *runs out and comes back dressed as a vampire* Guess what I am!

Angel: -_- A vampire that sucks blood.

Amy: ^_^ Nope! I'm a vampire that sucks chocolate milk! *takes out a bottle of chocolate milk and a straw and takes a sip*

All: O_o

Rouge: *runs out and comes back dressed as George Washington* Four score and 7 years ago...

Tails: That's from Abraham Lincoln's speech.

Rouge: WHO CARES?!

All: O_o

Angel: Can we PLEASE just go get candy now?

All: OK. *walk towards the door*

*All of a sudden a witch riding a broom bursts in through the door* HI!

All but Kitty and Angel: AAAAAAAAAAAAAH! *duck as the witch zooms over them, Kitty and Angel just stepping to the side*

Witch: *lands and gets off broom* Hey guys! I haven't seen ya since Chapter 7!

All but Kitty and Angel: Huh?

Kitty: Nice to have ya back in the fic again, Hotaru! Where's Rena?

*Knuckles but not dressed as a bottle of mustard walks in*

Knux dressed as a bottle of mustard: WHO THE HECK IS THAT?!

Sonic: KNUCKLES! You're supposed to be in the mustard costume!

Knux: I AM IN THE MUSTARD COSTUME! YOU IDIOT!

Sonic: OK who's that then? Better not be a bear again... (See Chapter 1)

Knux NOT dressed as a bottle of mustard: *pulls off mask revealing... Rena!*

Rena: And look! *turns around so they all see a sign on the back of the Knuckles costume that says: LOOK AT ME I'M AN IDIOT!*

Knux: What's that say? I can't read.

Rena: ^_^ It says: I like pie.

Knux: ^_^ OK then!

All: O_o

Hotaru: Let's just go get candy already!

All: OK! *run out*

Shadow: I want to give them a trick instead of a treat... What to do what to do... *takes out a remote control like thing* Hm...

*doorbell rings*

Shadow: *opens door*

Kitty, Hotaru, and Rena: ^_^ Trick or treat! Smell my feet! Give me something good to eat! If you don't, I don't care! I'll pull down your underwear!

Angel: How can you pull down Shadow's underwear if he doesn't have any? HE ONLY WEARS SHOES AND SOCKS!

All: O_o

Shadow: I don't have any treats, but here! *pushes button and there's a blinding light...blah blah blah...*

Kitty: Shadow, what are you trying to do? Make us need eye surgery?

Hotaru: Uh, Kitty... *points at Rena* Rena's acting a little funny... And by funny I mean stupid...

Rena: DUH...NEW YORK IS MADE OF APPLES, AND HERSHEY PARK IS MADE OF CHOCOLATE!

Kitty: Uh oh... *looks at Angel, Sonic, and Knux, but only sees a taco, a bottle of ketchup, and a bottle of Mustard*

Hotaru: *looks at Amy*

Amy: *eye twitching* MUST... SUCK...

Hotaru: O_O UH OH!

Amy: CHOCOLATE MILK!!! *takes out bottle of chocolate milk and starts drinking it*

Kitty: *looks over at Rouge only to find a tombstone that says, R.I.P. George Washington* O_o;

Hotaru: Well it could be worse-

Kitty: Wait a minute... Angel, Rena, Sonic, Knux, Amy, Rouge... WAIT A MINUTE!

Tails: *charges at Shadow with a red lightsaber* SURRENDER TO ME OR ELSE!

Shadow: O_O; *screams like a little girl and runs into his house with Tails-er- Darth Vader, right behind him and the sounds of things breaking and smashing are coming from inside*

Kitty: *to Hotaru* I'd say things got a little worse, wouldn't you?

Hotaru: Find the remote thingy?

Kitty: Yep.

*Both run inside and they find the remote on the floor and run back*

Hotaru: OK then... *pushes button and everyone but Tails return to being themselves in the costumes again*

Kitty: *rubbing eyes* I still say that that thing is going to cause me to need eye surgery...

Hotaru: *to Angel* So how was life as a taco?

Angel: -_-

Kitty: Let's go get Tails!

Rouge: Nah, why don't you ask me later...

Rena: OH COME ON! *grabs Rouge and they all chase Tails*

*Soon they are chasing Tails who is chasing Shadow who is running around screaming like a little girl*

Kitty: This is taking too long... *pulls out a hot pink lightsaber and charges at Tails*

*Soon the two are having a sword - er - lightsaber fight*

Hotaru: *goes to get remote thing which has fallen on the floor, but Knux accidentily steps on it*

Knux: Oops...

Hotaru: YEAH, OOPS! WHY I OUGHTA- *starts chasing Knux*

Knux: AAAAAAAAAAAH!

Rena: *fixes remote thingamagig* YAY I FIXED IT! *starts to try and aim for Tails but Kitty and Tails are going too fast* Grr... STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Kitty and Tails: O_o *stop, look at her for a second, and get back to fighting*

Sonic: KETCHUP POWER! *uses his costume to squirt ketchup at Tails and Tails is now covered in Ketchup but nothing happens* Oh, Shitaki mushrooms...

Angel: *takes out blaster ray* TIME FOR THE HEAVY ARTILLERY! *pushes trigger, and what else? TACOS COME OUT!* YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! *is firing tacos at Tails and one misses and hits Kitty in the face*

Kitty: HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE POINTIN' THAT THING!

Angel: Sorry!

Rouge: I'll handle this! *runs up to Tails* AS THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, I ORDER YOU TO-

Tails: *hits her with the lightsaber and she's sent flying through the roof*

Rouge: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

Amy: *looks at bottle of chocolate milk, shrugs, and runs up to Tails and dumps it on his head and again, nothing happens*

Kitty: Hmm... ^_^ OH I'M SO STUPID FOR NOT THINKING OF THIS BEFORE! *uses author powers to freeze Tails in mid air* RENA FIRE THE THINGAMAGIG!

Rena: OK! *fires it at Tails and he returns to normal*

Tails: LET'S GO GET SHADOW AND GET REVENGE!

Sonic: How do we get revenge?

Kitty: WE STEAL ALL OF HIS CANDY!

All but Shadow: YEAH!

All: *tie up Shadow, gag him, and lock him in the closet and steal all of the junk food*

Kitty: LET'S GO HOME AND EAT UNTIL WE PUKE!

All: YAY! *run home with a big bag of candy and junk food

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Kitty: HAPPY HALLOWEEN, PEOPLE!

Angel: And this Halloween, don't bother stopping by Shadow's house. WE HAVE ALL OF HIS JUNK FOOD!

Kitty: YAY, JUNK FOOD!

Angel: On with the Princess Chronicles!

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THE PRINCESS CHRONICLES #8

***This Princess Chronicles Episode has been cancelled due to Kitty's lack of brains.***

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Kitty: Heh heh... Writer's block...

Princess: *pops out of nowhere* YOU STINK!

Kitty: Yes I do. Thank you.

Angel: And thus concludes another wacko episode of The Princess Chronicles!

All: BYE!

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