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| guy | Nov 23 2012, 07:12 PM Post #21 |
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Mudking
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Warewolves? Hmm, yes but the odds of a combined warewolf and zombie attack are a bit slim don't you think? One other thing, I just checked in the garage and I still do not seem to posess a BMX. |
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| guy | Nov 23 2012, 07:19 PM Post #22 |
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Mudking
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Actually here's a thought: what happens if a warewolf scratches or bites a zombie? Do you get a zombie warewolf ( zomolf? Warebie?) or a warewolf becomes one of the walking dead..hmmm. Now thats a thorny problem isnt it? and thats before you wonder if they own a BMX and would be willing to offer Chadders some advice on what to look out for on Ebay (assuming that this and indeed the Internet is still running after the combined zombie and warewolf plague) I guess PayPal also wouldnt be working either. Or the post office or any proper courier service and if they are I would bet they would be really slow and you'd be out on a raiding mission when they called so you would get one of those annoying little cards instead and have to go to the mail centre to pick up you parcel ( with all the additional risks that would entail) Hmm, too many questions.... Suppose I had better just get on with my glass of wine and think about starting a new tyre thread... |
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| Ming the Merciless | Nov 23 2012, 07:38 PM Post #23 |
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Overlord of all Known Sheds!
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| guy | Nov 23 2012, 07:56 PM Post #24 |
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Mudking
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"Stay back Pete Trance's sister" (extremely geeky and obscure SciFi quote)
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| robbo167 | Nov 23 2012, 09:41 PM Post #25 |
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Bog Monster
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Bonkers...you are all bl**dy Bonkers!! Anyway Chadders...bet you wish you never asked! |
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| Jim | Nov 23 2012, 09:53 PM Post #26 |
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If this was a combat situation, we'd be dead by now.
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Chadders, earlier...
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| hobbz | Nov 23 2012, 09:58 PM Post #27 |
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Bog Monster
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no bmx,but keebab, thats what you get when a werewolf scratches a zombie, cos if say, they fight in the bread aisle of a supermarket, for instance, and the werewolf tears a strip of off the zombie, do it enough times there will be enough strips and bread to create you're own keebab. no veg but plenty of sauce. So if you see a werewolf and a zombie fighting in a supermarket, hang around a while and you will be rewarded with a post fight meal :ph43r: |
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| guy | Nov 23 2012, 09:59 PM Post #28 |
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Mudking
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Ah, thank Jim, now I think I get it, you use the BMX to jump over the Zombie hoarde...that kind of makes some sort of sense. ...so my next question naturally is what tyres would you use? |
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| guy | Nov 23 2012, 10:06 PM Post #29 |
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Mudking
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Hmm, Zombie kebab....you really would have to very drunk and it be about 3am on a sunday morning to think that that is a tasty wholesome meal (and let's face it, we've all been there haven't we...) |
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| belugabob | Nov 23 2012, 10:13 PM Post #30 |
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Mudking
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Ice tyres to jump over zombies on your bmx - keep pedalling mid sir, just in case any zombie heads come into range. Bonus points to Hobbz for being first to correctly spell 'werewolf' - minus points for spelling 'kebab' like a cowboy would pronounce it. |
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| SugarHigh | Nov 24 2012, 12:18 PM Post #31 |
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Liberally Covered
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I have two! Problem is a keep breaking them and I don't use them enough to make it worth while fixing them. I don't really fit in with all the 12 year olds at the local skate park....and they're better than me! |
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| guy | Nov 24 2012, 02:09 PM Post #32 |
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Mudking
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Yes, but have you checked if they are also zombies (or indeed werewolves?.... Well, this is of course less of an issue as its only during full moon so easier to avoid) |
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| robbo167 | Nov 24 2012, 02:27 PM Post #33 |
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Bog Monster
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At Last!!......someone has actually replied sensibly to Chadders original question..well done Nic for resisting the temptation of trundling off down memory lane or adding fuel to the Zombie fire... |
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| Bunnyflop | Nov 24 2012, 03:15 PM Post #34 |
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Mudking
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er, question, where is chadders in this discussion ????? and what does he think of all this sound zombie / werewolf advice ??? |
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| guy | Nov 24 2012, 06:31 PM Post #35 |
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Mudking
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Well I personally consider this as being a very useful thread, I think we all now know a lot more about growing up in the 1970's, Shopping bikes, skateboards, the pros and cons of DIY weaponary and its impact on your ability to get yourself through the first critical few days of the Zombie Apocalypse, That Ming is infatuated with characters in a computer game, how to spell Werewolf and Kebab (thanks Bob, I was wondering when you would step in), Hobbz added some handy snack ideas, we have had a basic (if arguable) psychiatric evaluation and also incidentally know that Ollies' little brother has a couple of BMX bikes that he has broken. And they say that people just waste time on the internet. Pah! What do they know? This forum is better than Wikipedia If you ask me.Oh and one more thing, If you can have a Full Moon during daytime, why do Werewolves only come out at night? |
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| hobbz | Nov 24 2012, 06:37 PM Post #36 |
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Bog Monster
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its a hair thing, sir guyus, thats why they are only out at night |
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| guy | Nov 24 2012, 06:47 PM Post #37 |
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Mudking
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You see, There is simply so much knowledge out there that I just didn't know. Hair, of course! Werewolves have unmanageable hair that gets sun damaged and can't get to superdrug for some head and shoulders... We should start a pub quiz team, we'd clean up. Oh, and I still don't have a BMX. |
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| Chadders | Nov 24 2012, 08:26 PM Post #38 |
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Mud Connoisseur
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I'm here. However you are all wrong. End of days weapon is obviously a samurai sword. (Have none of you seen the walking dead?) As for the bmx... I wish i'd never asked! Plus you all need to find a hobby because you obviously have way too much free time. Maybe you should all buy bmx's and then I could borrow one! |
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| robbo167 | Nov 24 2012, 08:37 PM Post #39 |
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Bog Monster
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Fins a hobby?...is that some sort of fish fetish maybe? |
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| Jim | Nov 25 2012, 02:09 AM Post #40 |
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If this was a combat situation, we'd be dead by now.
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Ive seen the amount of time Michonne gets disarmed in walking dead... |
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