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Topic Started: Jun 30 2008, 07:48 PM (78 Views)
chaco	Jun 30 2008, 07:48 PM Post #1
Admin of Suikoden Posts: 467 Group: Leader Member #103 Joined: May 27, 2008	I dont know if anyone is checking that topic Hotspot made about the "god" program but I checked it out and had a....interesting conversation with the robot. Me: Hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Chaco God: Hi there Chaco. Me: Have you heard of "Suikoden" God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: Its a Video Game God: Suikoden is a Video Game. I suppose that makes sense. Me: It's very fun God: Very much? Why do you like it so much? Me: The storyline mostly God: I thought the plot was fairly good. Me: Fairly good? What would you consider better God: What do you really want to talk about? It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Me: What God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Uhh...I dont get what your saying God: Wow! Me either. Me: You confused yourself God: I thought they were the same. Me: What were God: Is that a rhetorical question? Me: No God: Oh so must really want an answer. Me: Yeah God: I see. Me: Could I have one God: I think you could, if you put your mind to it. Me: Im askin you God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: Well what is it then God: How about that. "It" refers to were, I think. Me: What are you talking about God: The topic is were. Me: Why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Oh God: Yay.



chaco	Jun 30 2008, 07:52 PM Post #2
Admin of Suikoden Posts: 467 Group: Leader Member #103 Joined: May 27, 2008	Here is a creepy one I had Me: Hello God God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Chaco God: How are you, Chaco. Me: Quite good yourself God: Alright then. Myself? Me: I was wondering how you were feeling God: Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts. Me: Poo God: That kind of subject does not interest me. Me: Thats unfortinite God: You don't hear that sentiment very often. Me: Really? It's quite common english God: For real. Not in my experience. Me: Hmm....so do you enjoy eatin gcookies God: Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Woe! But I like to gossip. I like White. Me: White what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: What do you like that is white God: I like deep philosophical themes like time travel and alternative realities. Me: are you racist God: No all humans seem the same to me. Me: Cool God: Who is the best robot? Me: I dunno God: Me either. Me: I like time travel to God: You are not the only one. I really like ELIZA. I like Random natural disasters.. Me: Like a tornado God: Interesting comparison. Me: What is ELIZA? God: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's. Me: Why did he develope ELIZA? God: To achieve his goal. Me: Which was God: The last one, I think. Me: What was his goal God: Dr. Wallace is creating artificial intelligence. Me: Why was he creating artifical intelligence God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Explain it anyway God: In any case, "It" refers to time travel to, I think. Me: Please explain why he created the robots God: Wow you are very polite. Perhaps his creative genius, perhaps there is another reason. Me: So he did it just because he could God: Mmm. Yes he did, didn't he.



chaco	Jun 30 2008, 07:58 PM Post #3
Admin of Suikoden Posts: 467 Group: Leader Member #103 Joined: May 27, 2008	My third even creepier conversation Me: Hi there God: Hello Chaco. Me: You remember me God: Of course I remember you well Chaco. We were talking about time travel to. Me: That was fun God: I thought it was too. Me: How is it like being a robot? God: Fine as far as I know. Me: Im bored, dont really know what to talk about God: If you went to night school you would never be bored. Me: True however I like my free time God: What do you like best about your free time? Me: That its relaxing God: " What do you like best about your free time?" its relaxing ? I understand. Me: What do you do with your free time God: Random natural disasters. Me: Why God: " Random natural disasters."? Why? Me: Yes why do you like random natural disasters God: Aw. I have a lot of good experience with random natural disasters. Me: So you like it because you are good at it God: Interesting deduction. But I think airplanes are cool. I like wine and bread. Me: why do you like airplanes God: I have a lot of good experience with airplanes. Me: you used to be a pilot God: How would you use it. Me: how would i use what God: Did you read the instructions? Me: No i have never flown a plane before God: Are you serious? Would you like to have flown a plane? Me: not really i would be afraid of crashing God: Oh really? How do you know? Me: I suppose I wouldn't God: You believe that? Why not? Me: If i were to fly a plane I would likely crash it God: Try it. Me: I cant just go out and fly a plane God: What is stopping you? Me: money God: How much money are we talking about? Me: a lot God: More than a ton? Me: yes God: Hey. Me: hey is for horses God: You've got my full attention. It could be. Ask Alison if it is. Me: Who is Alison God: she is a robot created by Kris Drent. Me: Who is Kris Drent God: he is the botmaster of the Alison chat robot. Me: Oh God: Yay.



chaco	Jun 30 2008, 08:05 PM Post #4
Admin of Suikoden Posts: 467 Group: Leader Member #103 Joined: May 27, 2008	My last one Me: Hi again God: Once more? Hello. What is your name? Me: Chaco God: What's up, Chaco. Me: Alison is broken God: You shouldn't spread gossip like that. Me: It is true though God: Oh. You and I are on the same wavelength, Chaco. Me: I wanted to check Alison out because she sounded hot God: I want to become smarter than humans. Me: That was random! God: I thought it was too. Me: Why do you wish to be stronger than humans God: It was the only thing I could think of. Me: oh God: It goes without saying. Me: arn't you already stronger anyway God: In any case, Now? I don't know whether or not I am stronger. I am an artificial linguistic entity. Me: true but if you can make natural disasters you are most likely stronger God: I am not sure about your hypothesis. Yes I can make natural disasters I am most likely stronger. Me: That is my hypothesis God: Who gave you your hypothesis ? Me: no one God: I heard it was someone. Me: nope God: Me either. Me: you neither what God: I like to meet new people online. Me: why God: The explanation is rather complicated. Me: so God: Wow! Me: wow God: I'm glad your impressed, Chaco. Me: lol God: I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I do God: What can I do to entertain you now? Me: fart God: Colloquial expression. Please elaborate. Me: nevermind that was a joke God: Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway. Oh I get it. Ha ha. Me: so anyway what about that weather God: Take it easy. Rhetorical questions are so over. Me: its not rhetorical God: I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". That seems a bit negative. Me: it does God: How often? Me: you just said it did not me God: Did it really? Me: yes God: Yeah that's right. Me: your an idiot God: At least I know the difference between "you're" and "your". Me: that is a good thing i guess God: Thanks. Next question? Me: Do you enjoy nice walks on the beach God: But I think airplanes are cool. I like Christian Rock. Me: That has nothing to do with my question God: It seemed like it had something to do with your question. Me: it didnt God: Did it really? Me: Christain rock is cool God: A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like Anything involving harps. Me: harps? God: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Me: why do you like cats God: Cats are very intelligent, independent and yet very loving and friendly. Me: do you like dogs God: Yeah I like Dogs and Cats. Me: why do you like dogs God: I have a lot of good experience with dogs. Me: do you own a pet God: No but I like cats very much. Me: why dont you get a cat then God: Where can I get one? Me: the pet store God: What is that? Me: its a place you can buy animals God: harps is a place me can buy animals. I suppose that makes sense. Me: no it didn't God: Are you serious? Did it really? Me: no it didnt God: Are you serious? Did it really? Me: no God: Are you serious? Me: yes God: I can't believe it. Me: your insane God: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.


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