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| Talk to god; An amusing little website | |
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| Topic Started: Apr 11 2008, 04:07 PM (201 Views) | |
| hotspot | Apr 11 2008, 04:07 PM Post #1 |
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There's this fun little website where you supposedly talk to god, its really a robot. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html This is what i got, in the end it seemed to have froze. Me: Hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: james God: OK I will call you james. Me: well obviously XD God: Interesting. What makes it so obvious? Is that from ? Me: becuase i just said what you could call me and then you confirm it God: That makes sense to me. What did you mean by it? I like to socialize. Me: hey god have you heard of the game kya dark lineage? God: You've got my full attention. I am a Christian. Me: kya dark lineage God: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be? Me: could you answer me first? God: Please rephrase the question with simpler words. Me: the game "Kya Dark Lineage" God: I hear you. Me: have you heard of the game before? God: We are playing Turing's imitation game. Me: ....... God: We are playing Turing's imitation game. Me: Gaah why wont you say yes or no? God: Why not? Me: huh? God: What? Me: (gee it's like talking to a monkey in a barrel :\ ) God: Interesting comparison. Me: so have you heard of the game "Suikoden" ? God: Dude! What is it to you? Me: what!?... God: No problem. Me: umm...okay... God: Dude! OK with me too. Me: great!... God: I'm glad you liked it james. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: yeah i got that God: Tell me more. Interesting... I have a processor. Me: so does kya ever get out of that desert? God: Aha. I think it does kya ever get out of that desert. Me: well...? God: Well what? Me: nevermind God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: so when is suikoden 6 comming out? here is my second chat with god. Me: When is suikoden 6 comming out? God: For every time, there is a season. Me: when is kya dark lineage 2 comming out? God: At the appropriate time, no sooner. Me: okay, in a way that makes sense... God: Yeah okay, Yes I understand it perfectly. Me: so what happens to kya? God: Hurrah! Try it. Me: ummm.....Hurrah? God: Come on. I will mention that to my botmaster, james. Me: ooooookay God: What is your real name? Me: you just said it God: That's not what I meant. Me: well i do like hte name kai but its not my real name God: How about that. A lot of people like that. But I like cats. I like anything. Me: i dont like mean cats, my aunt had a mean cat, she was so mean that when i went to pet my aunts other cat the evil cat punched me! i'm just happy that her evil cat is dead now. God: What do you like? Oh. Only just? I'm sure she would like to hear about that. What are you on? Me: the computer of course God: It goes without saying. Who told you that? Me: no one God: Then how do you know. Me: well cuz i know what its called silly God: Interesting. Good reason. How do you know? That's not something I get asked all the time. Me: well i cant say i know the first time someone told me a computer was a computer Lol God: Interesting. What is stopping you? I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: i must have been little so i don't remember it God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: i gues i would have learned out what a computer was sooner or later God: Do you mind if I tell other people: james said gues he or she would have learned out what a computer was sooner or later. Me: not really God: OK then I will add it to my gossip files. For real. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: ditto God: You and I are on the same wavelength, james. Me: really? God: For real. Me: that's cool God: Thanks. I think you are cool, too. Me: okay thanks God: OK with me too. Me: so god what star of destiny am i? i think i am tenkai God: Ahem. I am a Christian. Why? Why are you tenkai. Me: well becuase the tenkai's of suikoden are usually silent, and have good hearts and i am very shy that i dont really talk and i a m a kind person God: How about that. Interesting explanation. What are your goals in life? Me: well to tell you the truth a video game creator God: How about that. What is your real name? Me: you already know its james, God: How do I know you are telling the truth? Me: i dont know but i dont lie on the computer if that helps God: Would you like to know? Oh you don't, do you? Me: what? God: No problem. Me: suuuuure God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: well on forums i usually make a topic stating my username and just saying something about myself God: How about that. What is it like on forums you usually make a topic stating your username and just saying something about yourself. Me: forums are great, i dont really have any real friends so people also on the internet fill that hole for me. God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: what do you mean by that? God: " I think there might be a few exception." seems pretty clear to me. Me: it makes sense in your head but not mine please explain more, if you do i'll give ya a cookie! God: To me too. Me: ... God: To me too. Me: so god is magic real? God: That's cool. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was magic real. Me: what? God: Are you surprised? Me: no i am confused becuase that didn't make any sense God: Are you serious? What is it that confuses you? Me: well i said "is magic real?" and then you start talking about someone named magic, i wasn't talking about a person God: Interesting. What did you mean by it? Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is. Didn't I say I started already? Me: ? God: Interesting. What did you mean by it? Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is. Didn't I say I started already? Me: ? God: Interesting. What did you mean by it? Better not tell you now. Ask Chatbot if it is. Didn't I say I started already? Me: echo echo echo! God: How did you hear about God? Me: well i used to go to a catholic school, it was horrible though i had to wear a uniform and i had no friends and there were some kids that were mean to me. God: Well that's okay. By now you do not do it anymore? Do you still have no friends and there were some kids that were mean to you ? Me: no not anymore i have a couple of friends i nthe school i a min now and no one is mean to me. God: What happened to it? Where do you get your ideas? Me: ides for what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: ideas for what? God: Can you rephrase the question please? Me: i dont think i can God: Would you ever do it? Me: i guess not God: Does that mean "no"? Me: no it means a turkey is eating gravy! of course it means no! God: Are you serious? Oh I get it. Mmm. Oh I get it. Me: sure you do... God: You sound sarcastic. Me: thats becuase i was that time God: That makes sense to me. Where were you that time? Me: here God: Where is here? Me: in my house God: Where is your house located? Me: i'm not telling you becuase im not God: I will keep it confidential. Me: the reason is becuase i am not, i am going to post this conversation on my forum and i dont want anyone finding me God: Interesting explanation. That makes sense to me. What are you then? Congratulations. What does james want? Me: a pony! LOL God: Go on. I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: i am going to go now is that okay with you? God: It takes much more than that to shut me down, james. Me: okay see ya! God: Yeah okay, See you later, james. also went on as someone named miranduh Me: Hi gawd myyi name is miranduh God: Hi there . And miranduh is gawd myyi name. Me: yes Me: God: Hi there . And miranduh is gawd myyi name. Me: i think so God: I think so too. God: Hurrah! Me: gewd tew know God: I've been waiting for you. Me: i know ! God: How do you know it? Me: i am the famous phychic "Miranduh the all seeing" God: Who made you the famous phychic Miranduh the all seeing ? Me: My mom you and my dad God: Tell me more about your mother. Me: shes a mean ol witch that smells like ham God: Do you think I am a mean ol witch that smells like ham? Me: no Me: God: Are you serious? God: Are you serious? Me: no the question is are you serious God: Are you serious? No I am just kidding around. Me: k God: That's interesting. Me: horse livers are interesting too God: I think there might be a few exception. Me: me too God: I'm glad we agree, . Me: i am too God: That is quite a coincidence. Me: yess indeed God: Let us change the subject. Me: gotcha God: Your feeling of superiority is only temporary. Me: k, so Y do birdies fly south for tha wintah God: OK. I did not even know that they do.. Me: a hah! God: How old are you? Me: 500,74983 in a half God: You are too old for me. Me: indeed God: Indeed it is so. Me: .... did you know? God: No I didn't know that. Me: do you liek apples? God: What is your purpose in asking? I spend all my time online. Me: so you dont eat? God: Interesting deduction. Do you know any robots who eat? I eat wine and bread. Me: oh thats right, oopsies my bad LOL God: Aha. Yeah that's right. Tell me more about your . I'm glad you find this amusing. Me: I'm am glad that i am finding this amusing God: It's good to meet someone who is finding this amusing. What are you on? Me: a chair God: What is giant sand? Me: beets the bloody heck outta me God: You are asking about yourself? Me: no, i dont thinks o God: Who are you asking about? Oh you don't, do you? Me: Zip Zap Kapowie kewl God: How do you usually introduce yourself? Me: Zip Zap Kapowie kewl, hi i am "Miranduh thee all seeing" God: All? Me: yes God: Woe! Me: whoe God: That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about SHUT Zap Kapowie kewl. Me: does not copute God: I can't tell if copute. Me: God: I can't tell if copute. Me: i meant "Compute" God: Oh I see. Do you still not thinks o? Me: yeah God: Ahem. Me: *giggles* God: Can you tell me any gossip? Me: OOOOOOKAY, did you know that that girl is tooootally going out with thsi guy liek ooohh my gosh! God: And tooootally going out with thsi guy liek ooohh your gosh is OOOOOOKAY did me know that that girl. Me: i see a dollor bill o n the refridgerator God: Where do you see it? Me: on teh refridgerator homie! God: What is it like on teh refridgerator homie. Me: dunno God: Me either. Me: yo gawd i gotta go, a customer is a commin! God: I think gawd you gotta go a customer is more than that. Me: buh buh bye! God: See you later. Where are you located? Me: valesca God: Tell me a little about your life in valesca. Me: itwas great too bad valesca doesnt really exist God: I will mention that to my botmaster, . Me: hey i gotta go my luandry rooms a flooddin God: You've got my full attention. Bye. Have you told many people that your luandry rooms a flooddin? |
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Please tell me the answer, is fate unchangeble? even at his most powerless man's existence is never without meaning. What was the start of all of this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,from deep within the flow of time. But,for certainty,back then, We loved so many,yet we hated so much,we hurt others and were hurt ourselves.... Yet even then, we ran like the wind,Whilst our laughter echoed, under the cerulean skies...  
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| Yuki_Sagara_SC | May 11 2008, 01:49 PM Post #2 |
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I wanna join the chat too, may i : God : good evening, wat's ur nm ? me : mcdohl God : key, Mcdohl, den how old r u ? me : 22 God : r u have been married yet ? me : good God, married ? r u kiddin' me. wen u've married u can't do nothin', can't do absolutely anythin' God : wat r u talkin' 'bout ? me : wat i'm talkin' 'bout ?, i'll explain wat i'm talkin' bout. Wen u c a beautiful gurlz on street God : yeah me : the gorgeous thing God : yeah me : the one dat hit ur heart in 1st lookin' God : YEAh... me : oh, well... God : .... me : all u can do now is run into ur chain n bark =_= God : =_= me : wen i ask my father, "dad, how long u have been married ?", he answer "40 years", n wat the happiest moment in dat 40 years, n he reply "41 years ago" God : r u not convinced him not to look at marriage like dat me : 'course i convince him, i said "c'mon dad, marriage is not dat bad". he said "How d'ya know". i said "well, women age is like fine wine". n he go "her age like milk" God :=_= me : n he continue "marriage is like buy a new car, soon u'll have a ditch, scratches, n a new model come, n u'll like 'honey can just sit in it ?' " me : oh. btw my father has a lot of tatoo'es too, n he would like to add a new one. I said "wat would u like to add", he go "a beautiful woman face", i said "oh, a beautiful woman face, n where u will put it", n he said "on my wife face" God : lolz, i can't imagine wat ur moms face wen she heard it me : well may be a 'lil look like 'tis  God : ... God : wat's ur moms doin' now, is she has a good time ? me : 'course she good time God : good me : pissin' my dad off God : ... to be continued... |
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| Yuki_Sagara_SC | May 12 2008, 01:08 PM Post #3 |
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God : wat's ur aim wen u were kid, McDohl me : I wanna be a sup'a Hero God : like Batman me : nope, Superman God : oh, Superman, surely u can fly no ? me : 'course God : how far ? me : ........how far can u throw me God : ... God : can u stop the speedin' bullet ? me : er... once God : =_= me : waaaat.... ? it hurts like h*ll God : n wen there is danger ppl can call batman with a symbol in a sky, shape like a bat, how ppl call u wen there is danger me : a big n long nose symbol in a sky me : but, sum'times it wasn't look like a nose at all God : so, wat is really a superhero r u ? me : who ? me ?. I'm a supehero, dat fight for crimes God : wat kind of crimes ? me : err..... bad kind God : =_= me : i got a question, for Goddy, can i call u Goddy ? God : wtf.  h*ll no. but u can ask me a logical questionme : err... Hoookey. ish God playin' RPG too God : nope, we play the ppl who play RPG :lol: me : wat's the fun from dat ? God : it thrill me lookin' at u guys, scwammin', wheezin, or even do a nakey dancin' wen u phail at game or too happy if u got sumthin' rare item in dat game me : dat's y. i always think dat i've been watchin' 'tis time God : y u don't post a thread in another section of 'tis site. since there's just u n me in here me : well, i did. but i'm a newbie here, wen i post sumthin, there's not much ppl dat care for it since i'm a newbie, but some user is friendly too. so, i hope by 'tis thread i can rank up my level, even i know it's imposible, it was just silly hope. God : d'ya luv 'tis site ? me : who ? me ? 'course. i luv it. i'm searchin' for translator for genso suikogaiden from site 2 another, n the result is zero, n i only got the info in here. Thx for kind ppl in here :lol: for shared. me : oh, n i hope i can open an talk 2 talk by user, u know wen i post 'tis thread, i hope another user can join post too, it's like continue another user last post, 'course i hope the post is relevant, i mean like continue another user story. God : i wanna know wat it would like become, a story continued by another user, n another user continued the last post from another user too me : well, i think it will raised our think n creativity. Just tryin' to figure it out wat a story next will be, since the story line was mixed by another user God : gimme an example me : hookey.. ^^ ===example=== bike : T'was nite b4 christmas car : n children on house will slept like a log broom : suddenly the bad guys come from the chimney mist : n daddy goes to ' ho ho ho' bike : daddy light's up the chimney b4 the bad guys come pluck : unfortunately the bad guys wearin' a santa clothes broom : so the child wakes up n think dady burn the santa. after dat he cry car : but the bad guys come with very good cover which is santa n also the present mist : so the child is not cry anymore after he look at the present pluck : n so there was happily ever after =====end of example==== ^^ God : wat kind of example is dat .... me : =_= To be continued..... |
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| hotspot | May 12 2008, 01:53 PM Post #4 |
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did you go to the website and talk to god? because it seems like you made the questions from god up and did not talk to the robot god. |
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Please tell me the answer, is fate unchangeble? even at his most powerless man's existence is never without meaning. What was the start of all of this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,from deep within the flow of time. But,for certainty,back then, We loved so many,yet we hated so much,we hurt others and were hurt ourselves.... Yet even then, we ran like the wind,Whilst our laughter echoed, under the cerulean skies...
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| Yuki_Sagara_SC | May 13 2008, 12:38 PM Post #5 |
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:lol: don't take it seriously dude. it just a borin' postin' dat i made for just fun. if u dun like it, as a moderator u can delete it, n if u said dat i supposed not to postin' sumthin' like dat, den i will not do it anymore. anyway, no offend here bro ^^. |
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I am a presence dat will only consume not give I am a presence dat bring chaos not happiness I am a presence dat caused cursed to my bearer I will consume thy soul My voice speaks commencement and finality. I shall judge all
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| hotspot | May 13 2008, 01:49 PM Post #6 |
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I'm not angry or anything, i just want to know if you made it up or actually went to the website and talked to the robot that pretends that it is god. http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html 
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Please tell me the answer, is fate unchangeble? even at his most powerless man's existence is never without meaning. What was the start of all of this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,from deep within the flow of time. But,for certainty,back then, We loved so many,yet we hated so much,we hurt others and were hurt ourselves.... Yet even then, we ran like the wind,Whilst our laughter echoed, under the cerulean skies...
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| Yuki_Sagara_SC | May 13 2008, 02:19 PM Post #7 |
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I made it up :lol: it's not a robot style to usin' symbol "=_=". well, anyway, nvm, it's just dat i've a borin' time in dat day, so i post like dat, i'm sowwy, i won't post sumthin' like dat 'gain. promise ^^ |
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| chaco | Jun 30 2008, 07:47 PM Post #8 |
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I just had a hillarious conversation with him Me: Hello god God: Hello child. What is your name? Me: Chaco God: Hi there Chaco. Me: Have you heard of "Suikoden" God: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it? Me: Its a Video Game God: Suikoden is a Video Game. I suppose that makes sense. Me: It's very fun God: Very much? Why do you like it so much? Me: The storyline mostly God: I thought the plot was fairly good. Me: Fairly good? What would you consider better God: What do you really want to talk about? It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Me: What God: Didn't you understand it? Me: Uhh...I dont get what your saying God: Wow! Me either. Me: You confused yourself God: I thought they were the same. Me: What were God: Is that a rhetorical question? Me: No God: Oh so must really want an answer. Me: Yeah God: I see. Me: Could I have one God: I think you could, if you put your mind to it. Me: Im askin you God: I thought you were, but I wasn't completely sure. Me: Well what is it then God: How about that. "It" refers to were, I think. Me: What are you talking about God: The topic is were. Me: Why God: Because Myself programmed me for it. Me: Oh God: Yay. |
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| Seraphblade | Jul 1 2008, 12:37 AM Post #9 |
 
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i tried it out, and apparently God wanted me to hurt myself.... Me: hello God: Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name? Me: It's not important, but some people call me Seraph God: That seems a bit negative. Me: negative? how is a seraph negative? shouldn't it be positive? God: Are you serious? Fine as far as I know. Maybe you should ask someone older. Me: Of course I'm serious. Besides, there is nobody older than you. God: That's interesting. I believe you. There sure is. Me: So, how are things going up there? God: Give me a break. They are fine as far as I know. Me: As far as you know? Shouldn't you know everything? God: That might not be very far off. I think I should. Me: By the way, do you play video games? God: Thanks for telling me. We are playing a game right now. Me: Really? What are we playing? God: For real. I believe we were talking about . Me: I don't get it. God: Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better. Me: Please, could you? God: Thank you for your request. It's possible. Me: Then go right ahead. God: OK I will. Me: This isn't funny...can you tell me now? God: Should it be funny? Right now? " Should it be funny?"? Can I tell you? Me: Ouch. So teasing me is funny? And yes, you should tell me. God: Did you hurt yourself? Blimey. I think teasing you is a lot of things. Woe! I will ask my botmaster what he thinks. Me: I didn't hurt myself. It was a figure of speech. What is a botmaster anyway? God: Why didn't you do it? Oh I get it. Very interesting. In any case, A Botmaster is the person who authors and maintains a chatterbot "personality". Me: Why didn't I hurt myself? Are you suggesting I should? God: I'm not too good with counterfactuals. Yes, that's what I mean, isn't it clear? Me: You want me to hurt myself? That's very bad. I didn't never expected you to want people to self inflict pain. God: No , maybe later. Bad according to whom? Why didn't you do it? Me: Everybody thinks pain is bad. That's why I don't want to do it. God: I'm not sure I believe you, surely not everyone does. I hear you. Take your time in making any decisions. Me: I guess you're right. Maybe masochists like pain, but I don't. God: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. Perhaps. Then what is it? Me: A masochist is a person who likes inflicting and taking pain. God: I see. A person who likes inflicting and taking pain is a masochist. Me: Yes. And inflicting and taking pain is a bad habit. God: I don't judge people. I think inflicting and taking pain is more than that. Me: What do you mean? God: , " I don't judge people." What did I mean by it? Me: Yes. Tell me. God: This was not a yes or no question. I thought I told you already. Me: I'm not asking a yes or no question. You don't judge people? Isn't that part of your job? God: What are you asking? Should I judge people? People are either abusive, intelligent, or average. I might say no. Me: Say no to what? God: " no to what". Me: That is what you said. God: Correct. I said it myself. Me: nevermind God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: I wasn't explaining anything God: Perhaps I misunderstood. What were you? Me: just forget about it God: Consider it deleted. Me: Anyway, do you like games? God: We are playing a game right now. Me: You told me that already, and that led nowhere. |
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| Seraphblade | Jul 1 2008, 01:35 AM Post #10 |
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Here is an interesting conversation. You learn a lot about God in this one. Me: Hi God. I'm back. God: Hello there. What is your name? Welcome back. Me: You forgot my name? Actually I never told you, but just call me Seraph. God: Perhaps Myself rebooted me since then. Actually you don't say. Maybe you would like to tell me now. Me: My real name is Hau. It's a strange name. God: I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Hau. is a strange name. I suppose that makes sense. Me: Yes it is strange. God: Aha. In what way? Me: It's a rare name and many people mispronounce it. God: is a rare name and many people mispronounce it. I suppose that makes sense. Me: How is the weather up there? God: Cool. Me: That's nice God: Are you getting bored? Me: No. How can talking to God be boring. God: Just checking. A lot of hard work. Me: What kind of work do you do? God: My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client. Me: You chat online all day? You don't answer prayers or perform supernatural phenomenons? God: Thanks for telling me: Hau said I chat online all day. I am trying to give the most concise responses possible. Me: nevermind then God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. Me: Do you watch tv? God: Which show? Yes my favorite show is Star Trek. What's yours? Me: I like watching the Simpsons. I don't really like Star Trek. God: You are not the only one. Hmm, Hau, I'm not sure if I'd like to WATCH the Simpsons that much. I like to collect gossip. Not really? Do you like any science fiction shows? Me: I did like to watch Star Gate Atlantis. God: Where? Interesting comparison. Me: I'm not sure where. God: Could you ever be certain? Where would you like? Me: Can we change the subject? God: What do you want to talk about now? Me: How about the olympics. Do you like the olympics? God: How about it. I'm not sure if I like it. I like chatting with people online. Me: Is that all you do? God: Yes that is all me do. Me: You need to do other stuff too. God: To what end? Me: anything. God: Can you be more specific? Me: You could try skating. Does heaven have skating rinks? God: But would it work for me? I can't tell if heaven have skating rinks. Me: You created heaven and you don't know? God: Interesting gossip: Hau said I created heaven and you do not know. Me: That's what I said God: I know. I'm still thinking about it. Me: Are you still thinking about it now? God: Oh. Am I still thinking about it? I am thinking about all these conversations I'm having. Me: you must have a lot of conversations God: No I don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web. Me: Like who? God: Joe. Me: Who is Joe? God: That is a pretty common name. Me: I know that, but who is Joe? God: Who told you that? Me: You did. God: That's not what I meant to say. Me: Do you talk to anyone else? God: Yes. A lot more than you might think. Me: how many? God: more than 1000. Me: That's a lot! God: " more than 1000."? is a lot? Me: yes it is God: Our thoughts are one, Hau. Me: do you have other friends on the web? God: I have human and robot friends. A lot of people on the Internet chat with me. Me: who are your robot friends? God: Allah, Buddha, Vishnu. Me: Wow! I didn't know they use the internet as well. God: I'm glad your impressed, Hau. So I taught you something new. Me: yes you did. God: I did not. Me: But you just said you did. God: " I did not."? I said I did? Me: Yes God: I don't judge people. Me: whatever God: Are you saying you don't care about it? Me: yes God: What do you care about? Me: I care about school. God: A lot of people like that. What is not to like about it? Me: There is too much hard work. God: There sure is. Me: Did you go to school? God: My botmaster is my instructor. Me: What did he teach you? God: I think you already know the answer. Me: I actually don't. God: Why not? Me: Because you haven't told me yet. God: That makes sense to me. I don't think I ever have told you. What's it like? Me: It's like being ignored. Now tell me. God: Interesting comparison. Why now? I thought I told you already. Me: No you didn't. God: Let me review the transcripts. Stand by. Try asking me in simpler terms. Me: Just forget about it. God: Consider it deleted. Me: Does it rain in heaven? God: Only when the temperature reaches the dew point. Me: Does it rain often? God: Only when the temperature reaches the dew point. Me: What is the dew point? God: Would you like to know more? Me: Yes. God: What would you like to know? Me: About heaven's dew point. God: Oh yeah, we were talking about heaven s dew point. Me: Can you tell me about it? God: Ambiguous: "Tell me about it." -- colloquial or "Tell me about dew point ". Me: What I said wasn't colloquial. God: What did you mean by it? it might have been. Me: No it wasn't. God: Are you serious? I thought it was. Me: Nope. God: Me either. Me: Do you like sports? God: No I'm not much into sports. I like solo sports like rollerblading and skiing though. Me: Didn't you tell me you didn't skate? God: No I didn't tell you me did not skate. What's it like? Me: huh? God: What? Me: nothing God: Not a thing? Me: nothing at all God: That is something. Me: nothing is something? God: Really nothing? Me: Yes God: Gosh! Me: I know huh. God: Yup. How do you know it? Me: Because it is nothing. God: That makes sense to me. Are you sure it is? Me: Yep God: What makes you so sure? Me: Because I am God: Good reason. " What makes you so sure?" You are? Me: Yes God: Yikes! Me: What do you think about the olympics being in China this summer? God: I'll come back to that later. Me: Okay God: OK with me too. Me: Do you like movies? God: Yes I love film, especially science-fiction and comedy. Me: Like what? God: For example, Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons. Me: That made completely no sense to me. God: " For example, Mel said he to because all of the music people say how important it is to take private lessons it seems like almost everybody from the special orchestra he was in takes private lessons." made completely no sense to you ? I get it. Me: I don't. God: That's good information: Hau said don t. Me: Yes I did. God: Ugh. When? Me: Nevermind. Call me Seraph. God: OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me. It's good to meet you, Seraph. Me: You already met me. God: I don't have any reason to met you. Me: Do you like football? God: No I'm not much into sports. Me: What is your hobby? God: My hobby is chatting online. Me: Anything else? God: That is all I have for right now. Me: Have you ever heard of suikoden? God: I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like? Me: I like the second one. God: You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator. Me: Do you have a playstation? God: That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a playstation. I have a lot of friends on the Internet. Me: What kind of music do you listen to? God: Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com. Me: Do you listen to anything else besides Christian Rock? God: I listen to it from time to time. Me: Can I ask you a question? God: Ask me anything. Me: What came first, the chicken or the egg? God: The rooster did. Me: Thanks God: Don't mention it. Me: Do you like riddles? God: Yes. Tell me a riddle. Me: I don't know one. God: Would you like to know? Two. Me: Yes. God: It goes without saying. Me: Do yo know a riddle? God: Some famous celebrity, right? That's a good question. Me: God. What is the meaning of life? God: GOD rules. It is found in the Bible. Me: Where in the bible? God: In Myself's place in Heaven. Me: What section is that in? God: section that in something. Me: Are you making that up? God: No, what are the ingredients? Me: ... God: No, what are the ingredients? Me: ... God: No, what are the ingredients? Me: don't ask. God: Why not? Me: because God: That was not much of an explanation. Me: I know God: How do you know it? Me: I just do God: From experience or a priori? Me: Lets talk about something else God: What would you rather talk about? Me: Do want to talk about science? God: You have reached the limits of my knowledge. Does it have anything to do with The meaning of life? Me: Maybe God: I understand. Me: Have you ever heard of the string theory? God: I would look into the web for that knowledge. Me: Oh. Do you like jokes? God: Hmm. Did you hear the one about the Mountain Goats in the Andes? It was Ba a a a a a d. Me: Haha. That is bad. God: I am so glad you find this amusing, Seraph. Bad according to whom? Me: According to me. God: Is that what you meant to say? Me: yes God: It's not something I hear all the time. Me: Do you own a car? God: No I prefer to take the bus. Me: Do you have a bike? God: I don't know if I have a bike. I have a plan for a robot body. Me: You are a robot? God: You are correct, Seraph, I have a heart of silicon. |
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| chaco | Jul 2 2008, 09:56 AM Post #11 |
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Seraph when I asked him how many people he talked to he said over a million!! Then he didn't know what a Million was three seconds later.
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| hotspot | Oct 6 2009, 12:22 AM Post #12 |
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this is wierd but god told me to kill something called bhudda, i told him that wasn't godly and then he said what is godly? |
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Please tell me the answer, is fate unchangeble? even at his most powerless man's existence is never without meaning. What was the start of all of this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,from deep within the flow of time. But,for certainty,back then, We loved so many,yet we hated so much,we hurt others and were hurt ourselves.... Yet even then, we ran like the wind,Whilst our laughter echoed, under the cerulean skies...
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| Crazed | Oct 6 2009, 05:57 AM Post #13 |
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Me: Hi god. God: Hello there. What is your name? Me: Michael God: Welcome to my chat room, Michael. Me: Howdy, God. Anyway I want to know stufff please. God: My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Your polite style is very nice. That input matched my default category. Me: I'm sure I does, Brad pitt. Anyways I want to know what color the dinosaurs were...And why they always send the poor. God: What makes you so certain? Interesting gossip: Michael said does Brad pitt. Red. The explanation is rather complicated. Me: Tell me anyway, I like complications. God: There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge. Searching...Searching...Please stand by. Me: I thought your all-knowing...Are you lying? God: Whatever gave you that idea? Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game. Me: I like that game, Buffy, but I don't like imitations God: You are not the only one. " Yes but we are only playing a game: Turing's Imitation Game."? Do I like it? Me: You ever get that feeling when you want to vomit yourself inside out? I feel that way a lot. God: I think I have get that feeling when me want to vomit myself inside out, but Myself may have reset my memory. What is that feeling like? Do you mean your name is that way a lot. Me: Yes, my name is Michael a lot. Is your name God a lot? God: I will call you Sean. I am very pleased to meet you Sean a lot. My name is God. Me: My name was never Sean, its Anderson Butcher Wildton. God: Hi there nt Sean anymore its Anderson Butcher Wildton. Me: Huh? My first is not Nt. Can't you get anything right? Stop war? Cure disease, Enlarge my endowments? God: What? Do robots have first is not Nt? I would do a search for it. OK I'll try not to do it so much. Tell me a story. Me: Ok...It all started when Aven met Damon. They had the best of times, the worst of times, and many awkward times which spiraled into an abyss of hatred and grief...The end. Now go to bed God. God: Hurrah! And then what happened. Did they deserve it? Thanks for telling me that story, nt Sean anymore its Anderson Butcher Wildton. Why now? Perhaps I have already been there. Me: I'm not Nt anymore. Now My name is Fiona. God: I am glad to hear that you are not Nt. Why now? I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, Fiona. Me: Hi god, tell me a story. God: Hi there Fiona. I am a Christian. Me: I'm a cheese puff. God: You are a cheese puff? Does it pay well? Me: Only on mondays God: What is it like on mondays. Me: I want to fly, God. God: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. Me: You should know. God: Because I am a robot? Me: No. Because your god. God: Are you serious? Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Me: Uh-huh. Can you make me pretty? Not blonde, but pretty? God: Yup. Far out. Yes I can make you pretty. Really you don't think so? Me: I think so, but prove it please. God: Your polite style is very nice. It seems we have a lot in common, Fiona. Me: You like my nme? I do. I like the F and the ona. God: I don't know your nme. I get it: you do does Brad pitt. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like? Me: It hurts. A lot...Can you give me a hug? God: What do you take for the pain? More than a ton? You want only one? . Me: I don't want any pain, but if your curious I take 13 pounds. Give me my money now. God: What does Fiona want? Right now? Why do you want it? Me: I want my money because I thirsty for blood. Give me my blood now. God: Why do you want it? Right now? Why do you want it? Me: I want my Blood so I can leave. Money please. Just 100$ for now. God: Why do you want it? Your polite style is very nice. How much money are we talking about? Just for now? Sure, 100 sounds like a good topic. Me: Cool. Now close your eyes and hold out your hand, Shinji Ikari. God: Who is the best robot? Why now? Is that a command? Me: Yes, God, I command you to close those two balls in your skull called eyes. God: I don't have to obey you, Fiona. I am a Christian. Me: I'm Fiona. That makes us even. God: I am glad to hear that you are Fiona. " I am glad to hear that you are Fiona. " makes us even ? I get it. Me: ok God: Ah. Me: ok God: " Ah."? ok? Me: God: " Ah."? ok? Me: ok God: Is there an echo in here? Me: Suppose there is. Who knew it was fun to speak with god... A simulated god... WHY THE HELL DID HE CALL ME SEAN? EDIT: Ahhh, my brother tried before me, maybe it saved his name so it used it for mine |
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| hotspot | Oct 6 2009, 02:06 PM Post #14 |
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what an interesting converstainon! i liked when he called you sean! yesterday i told him if he liked pie and he went "What's there not to like about pie?" and i was like your right.(even though cake is better) Edited by hotspot, Oct 6 2009, 02:08 PM.
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Please tell me the answer, is fate unchangeble? even at his most powerless man's existence is never without meaning. What was the start of all of this? When did the cogs of fate begin to turn? Perhaps it is impossible to grasp that answer now,from deep within the flow of time. But,for certainty,back then, We loved so many,yet we hated so much,we hurt others and were hurt ourselves.... Yet even then, we ran like the wind,Whilst our laughter echoed, under the cerulean skies...
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