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7 Girls you've dated and their Videogame Console Equivalent
Topic Started: Jun 12 2010, 06:44 PM (188 Views)
Gordon Owns
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The Super Nintendo
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You never forget your first time. Back then, you didn’t care how “edgy” or “cool” a girl was, you just wanted to have fun. Pure, sweet, innocent fun. Sure, she wasn’t the hottest girl you’d ever date, but she had personality. Like all first loves, you thought it would last forever, which is why it was such a surprise when you dumped her for…

The Playstation
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Look, you were young. It was seventh grade, and she had all the things you loved in your old girlfriend, but with more… depth. Hoping for a nostalgia trip, you looked her up recently. Big mistake – how did someone so devastatingly attractive end up looking so ugly? Maybe you should give SNES a call – I hear she’s as cute and fun as ever.

The Virtual Boy
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She looked different than any girl you’d ever dated. Not prettier, but more exciting. A mutual friend talked her up for months, telling you how much you were going to like her. She had a septum piercing, dyed hair, and a neck tattoo. You thought hooking up with her would blow your mind. You ended up with a headache and a whole lot of regret. The novelty wore off REAL quick.

The Xbox 360
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The first few months of your relationship were amazing. You spent every waking hour together and ditched out on family and friends just so you could be with her. She got you into all the coolest parties and you met a lot of interesting people (though some of them were total dicks). Then, out of nowhere, things just stopped working. You’re still not entirely sure what you did wrong. Maybe she just wasn’t made for a long-term relationship.


The Wii
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On a whim, instead of going for the sexiest girl in the room, you decided to take home the quirky art school chick. It was fun at first, but now, whenever you ask for something new, she reminds you she’s different from everyone else, and, damn it, you should appreciate her for that. And you do. You really do. Sometimes, though, a guy just wants something a little more, um…


The PS3
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Hot. Oh God, she’s so hot. Sometimes you think you could just sit and watch her talk all day. (Which is good, because often you’ll be doing just that.) Sure, she has expensive tastes, and doesn’t really like to do that many different things, and you’ll definitely have to buy her some accessories if you want to make the relationship work, but, um… we mentioned the hot part, right?


The Dreamcast
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You dated her when you were young and stupid. Even though you had fun together, you broke up so you could try new things. Secretly, you always thought she’d be there when you were finally ready to settle down. But by the time you wised up and realized that she was the girl for you, she was already off the market. You’ve dated a lot since then, but you’ll occasionally catch yourself thinking about her and what could have been.

Also, her boobs were awesome. Like Jet Grind Radio.


Edited by Gordon Owns, Jun 12 2010, 06:46 PM.
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Gordon Owns
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:lol:

I'd say its pretty right. lol
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I don't get it.
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Jenny
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I think he's meaning, he dated the game systems? :blink: :huh:
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Gordon Owns
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Ummm no.

What's not to get?

Take the SNES for example, you compare it with your actual first ever girlfriend.

-She wasn't the hottest girl you'd date but had a personality= the SNES wasn't the best looking console out there (when compare with others such as Sega Saturn, Atari) and so on.

-You thought the SNES would be the only Console you'd buy=girl you would stay with forever.

But then a new console comes along..in this case the PS1 then you dump the SNES for the PS1=A new girl comes along then you fall for her and dump the old girlfriend.




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PS1 sucked N64 ruled all! Cartridges are forever!
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Gordon Owns
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Just because you said it sucked doesn's make it so. lol
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The Dale
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Haha this is pretty right on. :lol:
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Pretty much all of these systems were solid except for the Virtual Boy.
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I like it in and around my mouth.
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BTW what would the Atari be, a couger or something :lol:
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Everything seems right on cept the PS3....doesnt it do more then any other system? :lol:
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luigistarted06
Jun 13 2010, 09:53 AM
Pretty much all of these systems were solid except for the Virtual Boy.
Would you know anything about this relationship talk :shifty:
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Yea pretty sure hes outta his element here lol

Or maybe he thinks others are havin sex with their consoles....then he might know whats goin on
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Thats why he likes the newer consoles with all the different ports. :shifty:
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Jun 13 2010, 11:57 AM
Yea pretty sure hes outta his element here lol

Or maybe he thinks others are havin sex with their consoles....then he might know whats goin on
Did you ever signed on AIM exclusively so he can talk to you? And, do let us know about the conversation and advises he gave you. :lol:

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Im rarely ever on aim so no lol. I didnt get my stern talkin to yet :lol:
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What was the Virtual Boy? I have heard of all of those but that one
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It was awful. It was supposedly a handheld device but you put it up to your face and it was 3-D. But a lot of games were in wireframe and everything was red and black and most of the time you ended up with a headache after just 5-10 minutes.

I was not a fan.
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yea it was a head worn device. This is what you saw

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I see what you mean on getting a headache from it. I don't remember it though, it must have been before my time or at the very beginning of my time
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Here's another awesome picture from the Virtual Boy.


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Jun 13 2010, 04:53 PM
It was awful. It was supposedly a handheld device but you put it up to your face and it was 3-D. But a lot of games were in wireframe and everything was red and black and most of the time you ended up with a headache after just 5-10 minutes.

I was not a fan.
I still have mine :lol:
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de3dejr8
Jun 13 2010, 05:56 PM
yea it was a head worn device. This is what you saw

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spent many hours playing this game :uhoh:
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