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Smart guy of the day
Topic Started: Apr 24 2007, 10:10 PM (125 Views)
KK3869
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Source: BBC

A man has cut off his penis with a knife in a packed London restaurant. Police were forced to use CS gas to restrain the man when they entered the Zizzi restaurant in The Strand on Sunday evening.

A Metropolitan Police spokeswoman said the man was aged between 30 and 40 and that his injuries were self-inflicted. The man was then taken to hospital in south London where his condition is stable. It is understood surgeons were unable to reattach his penis.

A spokeswoman for Zizzi said the man was not thought to have any connection with the restaurant. She said: "At around 9pm on Sunday, a man walked into the Zizzi restaurant on The Strand, down the stairs to the basement restaurant area and tried to enter a kitchen. Members of staff stopped him, at which he ran into a second kitchen area."

"The man then picked up a kitchen knife and slashed himself across the wrist and groin areas before running back into the restaurant, where he continued to stab himself. This happened in a matter of seconds and was obviously extremely frightening and distressing for the many customers and staff in the restaurant at the time. Apart from the man, we understand that no-one else suffered any physical injuries."
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Nice.
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Nascarfan977
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sounds like he was emo
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JetBlack3
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Cut off his dick and cut his wrists....for fuck sake
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nascarfan977
Apr 25 2007, 03:29 PM
sounds like he was emo

probably gay too :lol: . Hardly a man I know of that would dare cut off one of the most important parts of the body.
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Ram Jam
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That's like the 3rd or 4th guy that I 've heard of doing this in the last month. I say after they do it, let it stay off it should be a lesson to future people.
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Vixen
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0_o. ok, can we say ISSUES?
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MartinMan
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maybe he wanted a vagina instead? weirdo lol
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d_drosback29
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How the hell is this the "smart guy" of the day? The "smart guy" of the day should be laid or win a million bucks ( or get laid while winning a million bucks ). This guy gets his dick chopped off by himself and he's celebrated? Are you guys nuts ( no pun intended )?
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wut dos sarcazm mean
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Japanese fooled in poodle scam

April 26, 2007 - 8:59PM

Thousands of Japanese have been swindled in a scam in which they were sold Australian and British sheep and told they were poodles.

Flocks of sheep were imported to Japan and then sold by a company called Poodles as Pets, marketed as fashionable accessories, available at $1,600 each.

That is a snip compared to a real poodle which retails for twice that much in Japan.

The scam was uncovered when Japanese moviestar Maiko Kawamaki went on a talk-show and wondered why her new pet would not bark or eat dog food.

She was crestfallen when told it was a sheep.

Then hundreds of other women got in touch with police to say they feared their new "poodle" was also a sheep.

One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

Japanese police believe there could be 2,000 people affected by the scam, which operated in Sapporo and capitalised on the fact that sheep are rare in Japan, so many do not know what they look like.

"We launched an investigation after we were made aware that a company were selling sheep as poodles," Japanese police said, the The Sun reported.

"Sadly we think there is more than one company operating in this way.

"The sheep are believed to have been imported from overseas - Britain, Australia."

Many of the sheep have now been donated to zoos and farms.
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thats funny right there... so thats what david was doing on that japanese poodle ordering site
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One couple said they became suspicious when they took their "dog" to have its claws trimmed and were told it had hooves.

LMFAO!!! :lmao:
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OMG LMFAO thats fuckin classic :lmao:
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