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| Orangesmoke20 | Apr 23 2007, 10:25 PM Post #1 |
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Too hot to handle.. too cold to hold... ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!
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THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit! Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language. Consider: You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains. With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot. You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit, And tell others to eat shit. Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference Between shit and shineola. There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse shit, and chicken shit. You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the shit hits the fan. You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle. You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit. Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, And some days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit. You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit or a lot of weird shit. You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit creek without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose. When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block of the English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything else! You could pass this along, if you give a shit; or not do so if you don't give a shit! Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head........... Well, Shit Happens! |
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| JetBlack3 | Apr 24 2007, 08:06 AM Post #2 |
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I am the tag team champions
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:lmao: Thats some funny shit right there |
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| Nascarfan977 | Apr 24 2007, 08:11 AM Post #3 |
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i really needed that, im really worried right now and i needed a good laugh |
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| JetBlack3 | Apr 24 2007, 08:13 AM Post #4 |
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I am the tag team champions
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worried? whats wrong? |
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| Nascarfan977 | Apr 24 2007, 08:14 AM Post #5 |
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my 20 year old cat hurt one of his legs this moring and can't walk, we are going to take him to the vet today but im fearing the worst
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| underbird92 | Apr 24 2007, 08:50 AM Post #6 |
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┌∩┐|⨀_ゝ⨀|┌∩┐
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did George Carlin write that?
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| JetBlack3 | Apr 24 2007, 09:12 AM Post #7 |
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I am the tag team champions
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that sucks. Hope ya get good news :up: |
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| Nascarfan977 | Apr 24 2007, 10:42 AM Post #8 |
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i don't have good news, we had to put him to sleep :cry: :mark:
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| Orangesmoke20 | Apr 24 2007, 10:52 AM Post #9 |
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Too hot to handle.. too cold to hold... ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!
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that suscks dude
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| Deleted User | Apr 24 2007, 11:23 AM Post #10 |
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Man Kyle I'm real sorry about that. We lost one only a few months after we got it and we were all walking around like ghosts so a 20-year-old one, man I can't imagine. |
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| JetBlack3 | Apr 24 2007, 11:27 AM Post #11 |
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Sorry to hear that man
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| JetBlack3 | Apr 24 2007, 11:35 AM Post #12 |
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I got a line for this You can have holy shit or damn this shit |
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| Nascarfan977 | Apr 24 2007, 11:37 AM Post #13 |
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I feel sick right now. That cat was more then just a pet, he was a member of the family. He was the best cat anyone could ask for, when my parents brought me home after I was born they told him not to hurt me and he did more than that, if i started to cry he would be right there checking on me seeing if I was ok. Whenever I was sick he would be right there with me. Im really going to miss him. :cry: :mark: |
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| Orangesmoke20 | Apr 24 2007, 11:42 AM Post #14 |
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Too hot to handle.. too cold to hold... ohhhhhh yeahhhhh!!!
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yeah i know what you mean when i think about my dog it stil feels like i lost the best friend i ever had |
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| grey__fox | Apr 24 2007, 01:27 PM Post #15 |
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Yep. It's me.
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Sorry bud. I lost my dog 2 years ago to old age. We had her most of my life. |
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| ElDonkey | Apr 24 2007, 01:39 PM Post #16 |
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Sorry to hear it Bud. I had a dog for a couple of years and it got stolen from our backyard over the summer and I was heart broken. I can only imagine a pet for that long
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| KK3869 | Apr 24 2007, 02:10 PM Post #17 |
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Just your simple Cameron
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Sorry hear about that. |
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| Jr8Smoke20fan | Apr 24 2007, 02:29 PM Post #18 |
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they need a shit counter on me id probably average 30 shits a hour, probably in the thousands for the whole day sorry to nascarfan about the cat...shoulda kept reading the posts |
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| HuskyMan20 | Apr 24 2007, 02:58 PM Post #19 |
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter!
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sorry to hear about the cat. Myself haven't had any kinda of pets.
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| Vixen | Apr 25 2007, 09:14 PM Post #20 |
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Yeah Kyle..Im sorry bout Oreo, he was a good cat, I heard from Ahma yesterday,....at least hes ina good place now.
RIP Oreo
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did George Carlin write that?




